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Crime / Re: (video) Thief Who Sneaked Into A House Is Eaten By Dogs by Caboceer: 9:51am On Dec 25, 2021
joinnow:

Read well before quoting me.
I said get hold of it back legs and fling it outside the fence. Or gourge out it's eyes or hit hard on it's nose.
I grew up with Belgian Malinois.

Malinois kee you dia

dog boy

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid: I Haven’t Slept Since I Arrived Lagos (Photos) by Caboceer: 8:55am On Dec 25, 2021
Abdulazeez99:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CX3N_QDKg7K/?utm_medium=copy_link

Drugs, obviously...likely crystal meth. No wonder e no dey fit add weight
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Ka3na Wears Lingerie For Christmas (Photos) by Caboceer: 7:39am On Dec 25, 2021
Yes

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Crime / Re: Lady Arrested Over Kidnap And Killing Of 75-year-old Man In Imo State by Caboceer: 7:02pm On Dec 24, 2021

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Family / Re: Dear Wives, Why Do You Deny Your Husband Sex? by Caboceer: 6:46pm On Dec 24, 2021
Or11:
The question is for married women. What is/are the reasons that you would avoid or refuse sex with your husband?

My wife's own is when I get lazy at home and I don't help in the house chores e.g cleaning, cooking, bathing the kids etc. She won't fight with me or argue but when I touch her like this, she will find a meaningful excuse. She's tired, not in the mood, headache, tomorrow, I need to shower first and I'm too lazy now etc. I found out myself that it was when I helped at home that there were no excuses, it's always a happy ending.


Pussywhipped
Crime / Re: A Teacher Was Sacked For Hitting A Royal Blood. by Caboceer: 5:58pm On Dec 24, 2021
Flexherbal:
It can happen in Nigeria not other civilised countries.


Corporal punishment has been outlawed in civilised countries

Hit someone else's child (or your own for that matter) and go to jail
Politics / Re: Remodeled Badagry Slave Market Reaches 95% Completion Stage by Caboceer: 5:36pm On Dec 24, 2021
SultanOfPuna:

Your generation for dey USA by now
if to say your great grandfather was sold in slavery.
Instead you are here in this shithole called Nigeria

Your generation for be crackhead for USA

Idiat

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Politics / Re: Remodeled Badagry Slave Market Reaches 95% Completion Stage by Caboceer: 5:34pm On Dec 24, 2021
kmcutez:


Jesus Christ. WTF is wrong with you, man.

Yes he's right you idiot blacks need to cover yourselves with shame

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Politics / Re: Remodeled Badagry Slave Market Reaches 95% Completion Stage by Caboceer: 5:33pm On Dec 24, 2021
Aren't they ashamed? Useless people
Romance / Re: Man Catches His Girlfriend With Another Man At Abuja Mall (Video) by Caboceer: 9:30am On Dec 24, 2021
Naija girls...greedy greedy greedy

Relationships are all about money for them

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Politics / Re: FG Has Established A $73 Million Intervention Fund To Assist Sugar Plantations. by Caboceer: 5:13am On Dec 24, 2021
dkdmy:
This country is a joke! What kind of factory will cost 73 million dollars

Assuming Naria to dollar is 450
73 million times 450 = 32,850,000,000 Naria

Kilode cry

i'm sure it's a rolling fund. For Dangote tho...so I doubt it' going to do anyone much good, aprt from the Great Monopolist

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Business / Re: Shoppers Storm Onitsha Main Market For Christmas Shopping (Video) by Caboceer: 9:49pm On Dec 23, 2021
koondog:


If you have sense you will know that the same dynamics you see in Onitsha, is same in Lagos and other major towns where Igbos are present like Nnewi, Kaduna, Kano, Port Harcourt, Abuja, Minna, e.t.c. You won't see such commercial activity in Osun, Ondo, Ogun and Ekiti because Igbos are not there. So, Lagos is not driven by Yorubas.

Listen to this coondog

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Religion / Re: Crossover Services Threatened As FG Restricts Religious Gatherings To 50% Capaci by Caboceer: 8:55pm On Dec 23, 2021
Luckydubby7:
Why always crossover service.

Dude is prolly trying to extort money from them

PFN and orthodox churches must pay else their year-end revenue drive won't happencheesy
Culture / Re: Prophetess Naomi Silekunola Divorces Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi by Caboceer: 1:36pm On Dec 23, 2021
36STATES:
Our Oni is into men not women. His greatest mistake is the title he accepted, he would have continued being who he is without much hoo hoo.

Your head dey there

Kabiyesi probably likes boysgrin

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Fires Rocket At Ngomari Airport, Maiduguri Ahead Of Buhari’s Visit by Caboceer: 1:08pm On Dec 23, 2021
psucc:
Not rocket but gun salute to their Grand Patron

79 Gun salute to Boko C-in-Cgrin
Culture / Re: Prophetess Naomi Silekunola Divorces Ooni Of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi by Caboceer: 12:52pm On Dec 23, 2021
relaxandsmile:
As much as men want to be responsible,only women can make a marriage to work.
She has already dropped a heir to the throne and through that she is going to be the indirect future king of that house.
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZEf5JHJwtk

To burst your bubble Enitan Ogunw usi's son is definitely not going to be king.

The throne of Ife is rotational amongst about three or four dynastic roots

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Politics / Re: N3m Needed To Kit One Police Officer by Caboceer: 8:43am On Dec 23, 2021
Na spacesuit they want to buy for them
Politics / Re: [BREAKING] 2023: Buhari Endorses Bola Tinubu by Caboceer: 8:38am On Dec 23, 2021
SATANICALLY:
A Koo user, Buhari Abubakar, has endorsed Bola Ahmed Tinubu to run for President.


What an imbeciIe
Politics / Re: China's Evil Plan For Africa by Caboceer: 8:36am On Dec 23, 2021
Follish Africans and their leaders want everything for free

They think China is offering them a free ride but it's a journey to hell
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo 'I Was Born Rich, Married Poor & Now I’m Staying Rich Forever' by Caboceer: 10:08pm On Dec 22, 2021
drinoayo:
Actress Iyabo Ojo on Sunday vented on social media after she claimed a critic told her she is constantly been betrayed by someone she helped, Igbere TV reports.

In a lengthy post on Instagram, the 43-year-old said she has no reason to hate anyone and she is contented with the little she has. She added that no human is above her and we are all equal in God’s eyes.



Iyabo made headlines in September after accusing her colleague Funke Akindele of sponsoring a negative review on Toyin Abraham’s movie The Ghost and the Tout Too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXqtTQzIFj-/?utm_medium=copy_link

After she go suck apostolic prick
Politics / Re: FG To Replace NIN Slip With Digital Tokens January 1 by Caboceer: 9:53pm On Dec 22, 2021

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Crime / Re: Ogun State Police Nab Suspected Yahoo Boys Over The Murder Of Their Friend by Caboceer: 9:37pm On Dec 22, 2021
Dem use the boy do money ritual

I pity who no fear yahoo boyz
Car Talk / Re: Four Cats And A Snake Found In A Car, Killed (Pictures, Video) by Caboceer: 9:19pm On Dec 22, 2021
post=108732269:
Animals wey just dey enjoy dem lives jejely.
Dey think about how to jollificate for Christmas,
Na dem dis illiterates kill so.
May God save Africans from illiteracy.
Spits on y'all!

You can grill them for your unfortunate customers na

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Politics / Re: Lagos, NAFDAC Join Hands To Destroy Bottles Of Codeine by Caboceer: 9:14pm On Dec 22, 2021
post=108731580:
Hmm.. what's the rationale for destroying the drug ?

There are people that legitimately require this drug.
Is there any drug that can't be abused? So tomorrow if paracetamol starts getting abused you people would destroy it too

Don't mind the stupid people, it's the same way LASG crushes thousands of otherwise functional bikes

Black men are such fools I swear

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Celebrities / Re: Ka3na Celebrates 6th Wedding Anniversary (Photo) by Caboceer: 5:51pm On Dec 22, 2021

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Nothing Like Repentant Terrorists, Kill Them Let Them Go & See God by Caboceer: 5:41pm On Dec 22, 2021
I've learnt to be careful with Fula politicians, they can say all the.political correct stuff but put them in the hot seat and they do the exact opposite. Buhari was supposedly a God-fearing, detribalised Nigerian who would not steal, but just look at the amount of havoc he wrecked in six years

Believe the Fulaman's word at your own risk and detriment!

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Family / Re: My Younger Brother Is A Bone In Our Throat. Pls Help! by Caboceer: 5:26pm On Dec 22, 2021
Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.

My younger brother is always angry, He said he feel cheated all the time. He shouts and talks to me anyhow like I'm his mate.
Honestly speaking, I gave my younger brother more love and respect that he could ever imagine. When he was serving, he would call telling me he need 10k urgently, sometimes 20k, that he will pay back. Immediately I will send it to him and he would never pay back. Same thing he does to my father.
If we ask him what's he using his allawee for?? He would angrily say so is becus we're sending him "chicken change" that's why we're asking jamb questions.

He said we don't regard him, he called my Dad a SIMP, he said my Dad listen more to my big sis and I....but he don't listen to any of his suggestions.

My brother is a 2:1 (second class upper) graduate in economics from UNIBEN. After his Nysc all he does is to sleep and eat. My Dad's good friend told my brother to come to Lagos and resume work with him. He refused. My Dad ask him if he wants to further his education (masters or professional courses)he said no....Okay follow my Dad to his cement shop and help him (my dad even promised to pay him salary) he refused....I overheard him on a call with a friend and i suspect he's now into yahoo yahoo.

Look at what happened. My big sis sent us money yesterday to celebrate this festive period. She said I should give my brother 50k, I should take 80k and give my father the rest (abt 250k). My Dad is always aware of everything.
I even added 20k out of my money and I transferred 70k to my brother, I was left with 60k (becus she also sent me hair and I plan to sell it becus I already had enough). You can imagine this ungrateful idiot started insulting me, that I cheated him. the fool angrily withdrawn the money from his account and SET IT ON FIRE (70k). He called my elder sister and started warning her saying "if he can't receive the money henceforth, she should stop sending him money again that he's the man of the house".
My Dad gave him a resetting, resounding, hot and dirty slaps. He pulled out a knife, deflated my Dad's car tyres and ran away from the house.

Everyone is not happy. I don't want my brother to live a wayward life. He's 24 years old. Please nairalanders Help!


Sounds lkke he's on drugs already

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Don’t Give Money To Any Lady This Christmas by Caboceer: 5:20pm On Dec 22, 2021

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Celebrities / Re: DNA: Ronke Odusanya’s ‘Baby Daddy’ Olanrewaju Saheed Jago Wanted By Court (Pics) by Caboceer: 9:56am On Dec 22, 2021
Samiah33:
He doesn't want the child

Child is prolly not his in the first place

Naija actresses are notorious hoez
Celebrities / Re: Portable Apologizes To Poco Lee And Olamide by Caboceer: 3:56am On Dec 22, 2021
Felabrity:
Poco Lee should be the one apologising

Abi now

This is something I've noticed in Nigeria, if you no allow make dem cheat you for this country, you turn to bad person. E go come be like say you commit crime, for speaking up for your right.

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