The way I burst out laughing after reading this caption 😂

Mgbeke

This is just straight up sexual assault .groping an unconscious lady? wow

Y'all remember when half paint of garri was 300 naira?

See head
This is why I judge people by appearance I've never seen a good looking murderer they're always looking like monkeys lmaoo

AllTheWayUp:

Only you carry all these diseases

Na avatar master of all elements 🤣

Human rights activist don kpai pesin,na the matter we still dey solve

Don't disrespect my boy FidoDido like that😭

Nice

richiemcgold:

Don't tell me a whole OAU Zoology doesn't have tranquilizer gun.

This one is asking question like JJC

The thing wey remain to happen for Nigeria na just make aliens come, because wetin be this🤣🤣

Oilwell:


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/2/traders-rally-round-widow-who-fainted-due-to-hunger-while-selling-pure-water-video-2.html

On your mandate we faint 🤣🤣🤣e sweet meeeeee

Nitah1:
Is there any way I can get it back?
Please someone should help me.

Look on the bright side,you just made a Nigerian very very happy

Paulruth:
Let them all die

Amen

Rikze:





You can go ahead and give him reasons to love Nigeria. I lost an uncle to this madness some years back. What is there to love in this hell hole?

That's terrible but like I said we have to either live with the curse of bad leadership or come together and do something against it. Everybody is afraid to die nobody wants to speak up
this kind of nonsense can't happen in countries like France or the US

Iceberg3:

I yaff never seen a kidnapper kidnapping himself o 😁

Your replies dey sweet me 🤣🤣

Freetech:
With the leak of classified docs from the presidency?



It's clear opposition are behind these series of security problem - very desperate criminals.

Tinubu should beam the searchlight to Atiku and his cronies especially Dino and Obedience crews.

Do you observe that most this issues are happening in States where PDP and LP has interest in winning.

Lastly, the people reporting this news appears to have insider knoledge.

I'm impressed by your ability to speak out of your anus .
not everyone is capable of that

DrySaliva:




Everyday Nigeria gives more reasons to hate it as a country. What is the big deal in eliminating these bastard.s?

Don't hate Nigeria, Me and you are Nigeria,,we just have to pray,
It's unfortunate We are cursed with bad governance

proff010:
Your mama be kidnapper abi. When your useless mama is in their custody you won't pity kidnappers.

Only a product of rape would talk like this

This is not a cry for help nor pity,Ive had enough of those, which is why I don't talk to people about my struggles anymore
I've lived with anxiety for as long as I can remember I'm 23 about to be 24 and I still don't know who I am, I have this deep rooted self hatred, I despise my own reflection,my voice and everything I do never feels enough.
My crippling inferiority complex has made me ghost all my love interests out of the blue for no reason I can speak of,
I never feel enough,I never feel right
Sometimes I stay up at night trying to trace where and when it all began,where did I go wrong,I remember being a shy kid even into my early teens but my introversion slowly morphed me into this antisocial self loathing entity,who can't even stand the sound of his own voice.
Im not some incel loser,i get compliments on my looks,I get stares when I go out, I'm a really good looking young guy tall with an adaptive intelligence,but the self loathing never goes away it clings at the back of my mind always refuting every ounce of pride I might attain ,always whispering my tiniest flaws into my ear
sometimes I try to blame it on different factors such as my strict parents or my shyness which I allowed to grow with me into early adult hood.
I think of suicide a lot some years back I wouldn't consider taking my life but recently everyday it starts to feel like a reasonable way out there's no way to describe how I feel,I've scoured the internet looking for people who relate I don't talk to people about it anymore,cus it either just makes them uncomfortable or they tell me to find God,I stopped believing in God a while back I don't believe in anything, why should I believe in anything if I don't even believe in myself??.
If you know what it feels like to daily wish to just disappear, let's talk.

proff010:
Rape her to death

I hope such fate befalls your mom...never wish r@pe on anybody no matter what

King of boys...what a pretty lady,man the country tuff

While the afonjas attention is on easterners Fulani is busy colonizing them 😂😂

Sometimes I pinch myself and still can't believe we have this corpse as president man we really messed up with this one

Nice

Nawa o

Jokerman:
Why 30 cars on a convoy??

It's Greed and wastefulness,features unique to the Blackman and his backwards thinking

PlayMaker14:
I believe this is his stock-in-trade....

-Marry as many underage wives as possible

-Rear children every year.

-Wait for government to bring up an empowerment scheme (NPOWER)

-Send some of the kids to Almajiri school of learning.

-Hail politicians who only care about them during election.

Rear* children? Shey na livestock?😂

Swear that nigga is 19