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smalldivk111:
Yeah but I have spent on her

You've spent on her
That means she's not really even crushing on you she just dey chop you mugu😂😂😂

smalldivk111:
I’m also a teen hope you know I’m just 22

You're a 22 year old *MAN* and that's what the headlines will say when you're convicted of r@pe
You're not a teenager agbaya

I was almost kidnapped at igando 2013 luckily I unlocked my sharingan and the rest is history

She dies

Nice

I wish they were on standby to ensure tinumbu boys didn't snatch ballot boxes....zombie

Bro why you always posting shxt like this..the last time it was eating puf puf,why do you feel so insecure in your own self image that you can't do the most mundane thing in front of a "fine girl" get help bro

Lol I was 13 when these chicks got kidnapped......ah time flies when the country is falling to pieces

purples25:
Hope you can make one of those you call average. Can you even create a dunce? Not to talk of an average person. WO enu e.

I wonder who created you....coming at me with that energy

Banbulu:
Mehn what kind of English is this

Omo me seff off

Head like Nigeria coat of arms

All these average 5/10 girls that just took a swim in a lake of makeup *yawn*

Lol fuxk that stereotype...I'm ibo and I love the Yoruba females aesthetic ,glowing dark skin oval face and all..each tribe has a unique
unmistakable feature that makes us all similar in our differences ,Ibo Yoruba hausa etc... when I see a pretty girl I think "wow that's a beautiful Nigerian girl" not youruba or hausa girl.

Done Instagram handle @alienpharaoh
08119549746 🙏

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LeeSmart:
And u go wan make heaven like dis?

I was like 11 years and downwards wayyy before puberty seff so it doesn't count 😂

I used to make my friends do immoral perv shit and make them describe it to me afterwards.
I was 9 I once told my friend to look at his mom take a bath threatening to stop playing with him if he didn't do it the idiot did it lol

I used to finger another one of my friends (Raimot)whenever she came to watch TV in our one room I was 11 years old

I fingered another friend of mine Esther,i was really really young cant remember the exact year we did she had sickel cell

I was a sick child😁

Me and a friend used to peep at a pretty light-skinned lady while she took her bath she used to live in our face me I face you appartment that year

Nice try popo

CactusJack is one of Travis Scott's nicknames and he's my favorite Artiste 😊

Una never see anything,Shege deluxe dey drop on the 29th

As I no get work naw ?

See update

I've never soken out about my body image issue online before I fell it's weird cus I'm a guy and shouldn't be concerned about stuff like looks ,but do partly because my self esteem is extremely low and most times feel deep self hatered for myself wishing that I could've been born different,
In terms of looks ,I've herad countless people tell me Im handsome but never believe it

The dullard

Omo konji na bastard

Very uninviting soup....*spits*

My proprietress used to drive one back in my primary school Mrs Balogun 😊😊

Village people don see new format

kyber:
Since I entered school have not been able to approach girls in public, it’s not that I’m shy o
If they talk to me I flow well with them and if i have something to ask or tell them I know how to talk to them especially those in my department based on assignment or for notes

But how do I approach other girls that are my spec from other department to collect their number or toast them instantly?

Please guys give me lines I want to approach girls starting from this evening

Note: am I good looking enough not to be turned down ? (Pictures below)

Can't say tho most of the girls I'm with actually approached me first so,can't relate