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Nothing dy happen joor. They'll definitely file petitions and like the so many countless other times, it'll amount to nothing. Angry Republicans don't wanna cry quietly in their basements. LWKMD. Secession when Puerto Rico just voted to become the 51st state in the U.S.

Abeg, If you no believe am, leave matter for those wey believe. The level of pessimism is so high that some wouldn't even believe they'll be able to make babies even if the doctor told them that they were already pregnant. Stay here they call MTN fraudsters when they just gave out less than an hour's revenue to an individual after long months advertising this promo and making a whole lot of money from it.

If na you dem call, you for bounce d call and insult them say yahoo boys wan use ur head abi?

very typical of Arsenal. Make I go make extra money untop their head joor

yup! Bet won @ 2-0 (over 1.5). Good luck as fulham has scored one back.

Arsenal is undefeated this season when playing at home and taking the lead 1-0

All I know is that I'm gon make some money outta this match. Betting for over 1.5 goals (at least 2 goals in the match). Jah bless y'all.

20 hours on the average.

Should be Igbo.

all4naija: Please, go and sleep in your hole!

*Singing* here we go again......

emmatok: So Iran can't takedown an ordinary UAV.
This even surprised the US commanders.
So much for boasting.

Iran could have easily taken down the drone by firing AAM's (Air-to-Air Missiles) at the drone. What they fired were warning shots to make Uncle Sam's little spy plane back off.

Remember some months ago, Iran took down an American drone by shutting it down through the use of cyber-warfare technology. That drone was put on display for days before being taken by their scientists for research (possibly reverse engineering).

E be like say Iran get some 'teeth' afterall.

@OP: Nice post.

However, it seems certain folks on NL can't make comments without insulting someone or using offensive language. If English hard u to speak ehn, no use insult take fill in the blank spaces abeg. It's rather uncanny to gravitate towards mud-slinging as a way of making comments just because you don't have anything of value to contribute to a post. If you see a post that obviously doesn't interest you, abeg simply waka pass.

Don't take out your (misplaced) frustrations on people you've never met. No be everybody come here to come fight. Peace.

Chai! See money wey I dy miss as I no b.et oooooooo. Kai...over 1.5 goals don pass me by for this match.....

Romney's campaign team should be checked oooooo....Ha! No wonder! I've not been seeing Tony Anenih (et al) on 9ja T.V lately. So na America dem enter go dy run things abi!!! Eheeeeeeen (I now know)!

woodcook: has anyone used this book before, if yes how effective was it?

I have the book but haven't practiced any of the rituals in it. I'm particularly intrigued with the summoning of the 12 spirits......If u wanna try, u should try summoning Ariel....(appears in form of a ferocious dog) and Ahaziel should be the last....(u don't wanna be in the same room with an angry Wolf and forget the incantus to dismiss it after the ritual). Abeg make una no stone me. Na reply to person question. Thanks

Money ritual? I guess it exists and what's more? There are many variations as regards types of rituals. I said I guess oooooooo....before someone screams "Troll in the house." By the way, the question was "Is Money Ritual A Myth or True" and not "Does Money Ritual Actually Work?"

Why not try out a few of the 'harmless' ones like those which 'yahoo boys'(sic) engage in nowadays with reckless abandon?
My only question is, if an Alhaji over here in the north goes to the 'evil forest' along Bauchi road and supposedly comes out a millionaire, why would I 'sacrifice' my mum or girlfriend and still have to spend 26 hours a day on my laptop trying to con one oyinbo woman/man to send me money?

I guess (again) that somewhere in these dark parts the real deal does actually exist but as stated earlier by a fella here, so many fakes abound.

@Salt, thank you. Typographical error (the 144000).

As for my ancestors, God said they would be judged according to their conscience. What about the Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, African Traditional Worshippers, The Jews (whose Messiah is yet to come) and the many other variant sects of the afore-mentioned religions? What about the Wiccans, Esoterics, etc.....the Christian God sentences them to what? Or judges them by conscience too? I don't understand....what becomes of their own God's? Or is there a universal God? That's why you see me using the term 'The Creator' cos I think He is Universal and not restricted to any religion.
Sorry, I might not be a religious freak, but I am a very devout Deist. After 6 years studying theology and finding out the things I now about 'my religion' now, I should have become an atheist like many others, but I'm still a Deist. I don't just subscribe to religion by scare tactics. Period.

Walahi, I no get answer. At least not right now.....My brains still be-fogged with many issues troubling my personal life that I can't think of a candidate capable of leading my country in a way in which the lives of ordinary citizens (myself included) would be positively affected. Pardon me, it's like finding a needle in a haystack. (Loosening the first stack of hay......finding needle......faints!)

[quote author=salt 1][color=#000099]The heavy traffic on this thread has confirmed to me the truth: you all believe in heaven and hell, else why visit here? You can bluff, jest, scorn and deny. You can even look for others to corroborate your stand. But the truth is: you believe!
There is a great creator whom you are accountable to. The earlier you make yourself ready for the right place, the better for you. There are no [b]unblievers in hell.


Dude, slow down. We are here cos the OP says "Do You Believe in Heaven and Hell?"........can you see now? It doesn't say do you believe hell is red or black. Guess point taken.

Secondly, the fact that I don't believe in contemporary religion's interpretation of Hell (which I'm more concerned with), does not mean I don't believe in the Creator (of course I'm a Deist). I don't just subscribe to a heaven that already has 440,000 people to enter (all from the tribes of Isreal only) and criteria which are heavily unrealistic to fulfill (even 99.9% of doing good still gets you into hell). Neither do I subscribe to a Hell which is so all consuming and entry requirements means just being a human being (with our many flaws). Yet many people have gone to this all-consuming fire to interview people such as ex-popes, bishops, marylyn monroe, left-eye, tupac, Mary the mother of Jesus, etc etc and have come back with different tales. Some say there's fire, others say there's no fire yet but it's very hot..(very conducive for an interview I guess).

I know you are reading this and saying "Oh! This soul is lost and damned"...."off to Hell he goes."

But I'd like to think that the Creator whom I revere does not have that kind of intention for mankind (all of mankind infact). We should be able to use our brains and think despite belonging to various religions. Remember it was the same religion that said the earth was flat and that there were no other planets except us.....only to be proved wrong by Galileo and then in a desperate attempt to silence him, forced him and other scientists into hiding which led to the formation of a group of scientists determined to pursue knowledge and adopted the name "Illuminati" which we so are easily mis-informed about today. Religion is about control.......and man will always resist all attempts to control his free-will.....always...(remember Adam?)..

If I can't think outside the box, then I can't do religion.

I keep asking, are all my ancestors who followed the teachings of Alekwu and practiced Inalegwu (the Golden Rule) all in Hell fire now just because they weren't around to accept the teachings of the white man who came to find slaves and conquer new territory, bible in one hand, gun in the other?

Thank you.

All my ancestors died and went to hell o. Abi? At least before the white man came with his religion, bible in one hand, gun in another. If you disobey my teachings, you go to hell (and I might just blast u with my gun to speed up the process). If you obey it up to 99.9%, u still go to hell. What is demanded from you is total unquestioned obedience and ever-enduring loyalty. What better way to colonize a people? That old trick's been working for thousands of years. Religion won't take you to your 'proverbial heaven or hell,' your actions will. So don't tell me to be careful what I write, there was a reason the brain was made by the Creator...abi?

slimming: Both exist if don't know.

Ah! Welcome back my brother. How was the trip? .....did u see diablo? or u went the other way?

Iaz93: Are there people in heaven or hell Because the BIBLE says on the last day everybody would line up for judgement, and when the trumpet sounds, bodies in the grave would rise up. That means nobody is in Hell or Heaven now. . . .all those people claiming to have entered hell to come back and testify....who did they meet there. . . .*confusion wan kill me for here oh*

Ah! U dy doubt am? If u need proof, pay 15000 2500 naira into my account xxxxxxxxx for untold secrets of hell and heaven.
In this ebook you will find the cheapest means of Transport right here in Nigeria with fully air-conditioned buses which can take u to heaven or hell and bring u back after 2 days for just #500. Feeding and accommodation included.

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hahahahaha. Loving this thread. Religion by scare tactics. Oboy! Oyibo really dull us o. Chai!

Akposkool: Abeg who fit volunteer to go and check it?cum back and share ur xperience o.am waiting patiently with d hope of some Goodluck.

People don go come back tire na. Infact the way people d die go visit hell and wake up nowadays, e be like say ABC transport don start shuttle service for "Hell Tourists" now sef.
OH! Religion ooooooo. Bible say na 440,000 thousand people go enter heaven 12,000 each from the 12 tribes of Isreal. Nna, na earth una go inherit o. Or u go explain how Maiduguri take join Isreal. ROTFWL!

Anyway, is there anyone here that can go and check up someone for me in hell? Pls my prayer-warriors in the house, it's urgent. Thanks.

Nope. I believe in the Creator....but not your religions.

Ehn, make una wait first o. Even though this post is very inspiring, the abaga boys (M.I and Jesse) where not broke o (at least not like this). They went to Baptist High School in Jos which is very expensive in terms of fees and class (has produced Lighthouse Family et al) and is populated mostly by ajebor kids (or above kpako). Their one term school fees pay all my sec fees o. No be lie. So I no believe this pix joor. Can't speak for Ice-prince though.

@ OP, nice inspiration sha. The end justifies the means.

Make e dry na. Who send? The only thing that can result from such an occurrence is positive change in the lives of the ordinary Nigerian. Simple!

Success, money.....in any order. Love? Nah. E go wait small.

Who be this ugly girl na?

I make money online and use any spare time to interact with folks.

Was he hoping to survive under those conditions for the duration of a flight so long? Adieu.

So wetin come happen? Make we fly or cry? #missed call