₦airaland Forum

ada9ja:
comparing a state to Nigeria yet the said state has not started paying minimum wages which is the simplest thing used to measure a good performing state. Udom is a misplaced governor

Madam or whatever you are, I think it's better you start thinking outside your stomach.
Minimum wage or increasing the state revenue/job creation which one is better?

Have you seen any protest by the civil service staffs? They understand the system and the principles of economics, so shift .

LindaUjuKen:
Is that the building Akpabio wanted to build in Lagos?

No, this on is in uyo, around the house of assembly road

Sannisege:
No be your fault na. If to say you dey fuel station dey queue this season as you dey do during PDP era, you for no dey talk trash.

Are you okay? If you know nothing about economic development and governance you better avoid such thread.

What is the economic situation of Nigeria now compared to 6 years ago?

Coolgent:
An average of 14 flights per day!
Cant be possible Oga

Why do you think so?
Login to their website and check their routes and number of flights per day per route

FX:
I hope it is not anything Boeing 737

God forbid Boeing 737 Max

Ademoore07:
Not only u, guy. I served at Okobo LGA from july 2011 to june 2012. Their love for we corpers is second to none. Ado ok

Kai, you finished all those my oro sisters, there's God

Felicity001:
How far this sir addresses na
abeg oooh I’m just 16yrs old

Seriously?

nitigriti:
The first time, I got a request from one of those estates on Lekki-Epe Expressway. Google maps said I should pass one street like that, connect with Silverbird Road and enter the estate from Silverbird Road. That was how I put my head.

It was rainy season, so there were puddles of water everywhere. Since its Lekki, before I put the car in a puddle, I come down and measure the depth of the puddle. I had a special dip stick I use. Come and see people staring at this emergency surveyor. The road was muddy too, so it was a constant battle not to sink the car in the mud. In fact, there was a specific instance when the car glided out of control and the bumper hit a fence!

People were just staring at me like "Where is this Oga going?"

Last last, I now got to one major puddle. The guys around warned me - "Oga, moto no dey pass dat place wey you wan enter. Your moto go sink." Me, stubborn Surveyor, came down with my stick to check how far. The major puddle swallowed the whole stick. The stick was the height of the car's window level. There was no way around the major puddle, this was last bus stop for me.

I looked around and suddenly realized that the fence I hit earlier was actually the flood barrier to the sea! The sea was not more than 50m away from where I was. See the gate of the estate I was going to in front of me. Only the puddle separated me from Silverbird Road.

I asked the people around how to get to the estate, they told me to go back to the express and turnaround into Silverbird Road. I didn't like how that sounded.

I called rider and told him where I was. He had to come meet me there.

Abeg no kill me with laugh this morning..........

tojahh:
I think I see her as an opportunistic fellow who felt she has now arrived.
Best treatment for her that night was to have allow her killed her chances with her TRUE behavior because right now, even my dog knows she's on a PRETENSE mission just to be on your good books.

Wait let her gain some grounds in that office and as well have slept with BABAs with leg who supersede your office.

You go know say Solomon Grundy didn't die on the 7th day.

She studied geology, she couldn't answer any question in that field. Now we've sent her to seismic data processing unit, it's like placing her on a bag of gunpowder, it's left for her to use her brain. Unknown to her, she's on probation for three month, her boss will appraise her weekly and submit it to the management. at the end of her probation she'll write an exam (according to our policy) both practical and theory. If she make it, that's when her employment will be confirmed.

She came to do few months internship and leave, but now She isn't there as an interm but as an employee on probation, she isn't aware of this as no letter have been issued to her. Everyone doubt her, it's left for her to open her head, focus and pray to God for guidance.

Irrespective of who you sleep with in my office, it's not a guarantee to job security. Our company is objective based. Objective review is quarterly, the head of your unit, the management and you meet for the review.

It's always a hot seat. Tougher than job interview.

This movie is getting interesting

Lots of people are looking for cars for the hustle.
I may consider this (HP)
I will not need a guarantor, all I will need from you will be a letter of reference from your bank.
If you can get that then consider it done.

The transaction will be between you/your bank and my bank


I have to inquire first to get full details on this

Felicity001:
Hahaha...

Your only offense is, you allowed Stella charm you
But you know, that’s to tell how small the world is and how deadly women are. They exercise too much authority when they have it.

No b so I carry one lady and her bf on a short trip within Lekki the both of them sat in the back seat. Getting to destination babe was just ordering me around asking that I park facing the entrance gate to her house in which I’d already parked very close to the little entrance gate. If I’d to park the way she wanted me to I would do several turning and reversing.

“Oga didn’t you hear me? I said park facing the gate as if you where going in.”
Her bf then interrupted, “it’s ok this way.” Guy man don already open door ready to come down.
Guyman then apologize for the rude behavior of the gf
Me, in a cool voice: “it’s fine bro I’m used to it”.
The girl immediately like another spirit entered her, she started begging me, I told her it’s ok.

About 5min after I left she still called me apologizing saying the way I responded to the bf with my words she felt sad in her heart. “It’s ok”. Ended call.

So sometimes like someone said the monthly cramps can make a woman’s mood to swing.

Women are like a series movie, they exhibit different characters in every session and chapter

They're usually controlled by a familiar spirit called emotion.

gunzANDroses:
@calabardick sorry, don't mean to drag your experience with Stella any longer than necessary. But I have been thinking about the whole scenario and it got me asking. Do you think Stella would have been apologetic if the reverse was actually the case. That is her being your superior?

To be sincere I doubt that.
There's something strange about her, it's traceable to poor home training.

oblozzolawrence:
Hit me up asap for this clean big daddy.
In fact over clean dy worry em.
Everything working fine.
A.C mortuary standard.

Bring ur babalawo sorry I mean ur kazeem, sorry ur mechanical engineer or technician make dem come inspect.
Location is abuja

Just buy and drive to Iran��

Papers intact

Owner needs cash to solve some financial crisis

Price...1.2m pere

WhatsApp 08145.9097.32....or call zero nine zero 2959.3459.

Price is slightly narrowly negotiable.

Iyami, Iran ke.
Remember that US drone is still hot and hornny.

EasyPeazy:
I don't know why am having the feeling I should leave my office work and become a mechanic.

Seems Mechanics are cashing out big time on our ignorance.

Just specialise in Corolla, it's high in population because of ehauling.

Felicity001:
@tojahh, a big congratulations to you may you continue to find favour even in your place of work.

I’ve come to understand that one thing is getting a blessing and an other thing is sustaining that blessing, and my prayer is may God give us the grace to sustain what ever he entrust into your hands.

Congratulations once again my fellow engineer.

@calabardick, @mrjaydee, @ who again oooooh infact all of una in the oil sector help a brother a colleague if you can oooh, B.Eng. Pet&Gas.
Which certificate do I need to get to get onboard? Charkins is not in Lagos, which way forward bosses

Don't worry sir,
God will make a way.

mrjaydee:
Thanks to everyone for the kind words. I sincerely hope and pray that thi year will favour us all.

@calabardick your story touch me, we all have a story to tell. If only we could share our stories.


" every hustler has a pay day"

Don't give up, motivate yourself, hope and pray, things will fall into place for you. Be good to everyone the universe will be good to you.

One day Life will get tired of upsetting you and just bless you.

Thanks brother

peacefulhome:
I kept smiling after reading the good news the two boss brought to the house today. God bless everyone . 2020 shall favour us all. To those asking when will God pick their calls, abeg your time is near. All we need is patient and working diligently. One day our Hussle go pay. What ever your hands finds doing let do it with joy, you never can tell when that heaven will be open for your sake.

Mr oil and gas calabar---- ( don't want to mention that ur moniker, before I get corrupt) . All I can say from all the analysis you gave, my brother , you have the heart of gold. Thanks for the forgiveness you gave that lady.
*******
Those of you saying women are this and that, you people should take time oh. Wetin we do who na ? Allow us to drink water and drop our cup . Calabar----, this is applicable to you as well

Hahahahaha, I'm sorry.
It's not my fault, na condition make crayfish bend.

Call that name and shame the devil joor. Women are fearless beings, don't fall my hand.

pope191:
@CalabarDick, more respect to you boss. Sometimes I which I can teach soul's how to fly, ever since I read Kohlberg stages of moral development, I don't bother about human behaviour again or let it get to me, I just place them where they belong and understand it takes time and life experience for one to grow.

Today is another great day on this platform, another wake up call to do more, coming from a maritime background as marine personnel that has witnessed d berth and discharge of vessels, I can only say there is room to improve in life. Congratulations again Tojahh.

Mrjaydee, please I'll need ur service time to time one rider say him go beat me, I tell em say I no fit fight, but I get senior brother wey pass AJ, make he wait make I go call em.

Thanks sir, you're one of those I respect so much on this forum.

tojahh:
Thank you everyone. I owe y'all the motivations that earned me this.

Stay positive. The year wasn't dreamt for for no reason.



Impossible is nothing. Wehdon calabardick. I will need some methorship.

No problem sir, I'm loyal

XaintJoel20:
Happy Sunday Nairalanders.

Often than not, I have heard people say, "That house did not favour me. I almost sold all the property I came into that house with. In fact, I think there are forces working against development and progress in that house".

Some people also have different stories to share about their rented apartment. Some believe that in contrast to the opinion of the former, that the apartments they rented has in one way or the other contributed to their success, progress, and financial uplifting.

I have heard people also say, "when I packed into this house, I came with just one mattress and two pots, but today, I have been able to buy a car, married my wife, send my children to choice schools, and got multiple promotions at my place of work", while those in business will say they now have multiple shops.

The big question is this:

Can the apartment one rents contribute to his financial prosperity, uplifting and greatness and can a rented apartment also contribute to the downfall of one that was previously "doing well"?

While some think it's just superstitious hype, others think otherwise.

What's your take on this?

No let police catch you because of this picture

Try InMessage or Twoo

mrsteel:
The bold is very true, he may get caught up in the process of trying to light oven. There is no oven worth lighting when a woman with bad attitude is involved. It is not worth it. Any woman with a nasty attitude can make life so miserable for a man.

Lightning a bad oven is like going to get honey from the beehive, honey is sweet but the pains that will come is incomparable.
The corridor of marriage is a two way traffic, some are rushing in while some are rushing out. Me, I'm outside watching them, no Jezebel or Delilah can ruin my life.

God pass them.

1daboi:
really? No one told me. Please i ll like to be there some other time

There're lots of guys that comes here to laugh without posting anything, they do this hustling as well.

1daboi:
its 100k now? In 2016, it was 60k @ charkin Marines P.h . I did stcw, edh and isps then (seaferrers courses)

I did mine 2017, it was 100k @ Tolman Allied at TransAmadi
Wait a minute, are you doing ehauling as well?
Are you still onboard (offsite)?

1daboi:
never seen you on this thread before. Stop all these "sir" thing. You look like those "Oga where are you?" Riders. If so, repent this year. @tojah @mrjaydee. The God that did it for you guys will do it for us this year. @calabardick, more oil on your head. I wish to meet some of you physically. Respect!

I've met with some friends from this platform, we do hangout at Bonny camp on weekends.
By the Grace of Gid, I will be there on the 25th.

mrsteel:
Please anyone quoting calabardick should edit the post to short one before quoting it. So senior men full here like this? But I fear for Collins O. If he were to be my brother there is no way I will allow him marry such a lady. The bitter truth is women don't change! That nasty attitude is already ingrained in her. She is only behaving herself because she is now in a position of help. Let her be above u tomorrow & see her change. If not for the fact she is your subordinate, she wouldn't have been acting this way.

This is what I was saying about riders bringing out that devilish part in you. See how nasty some can get. But I learnt one thing from this ehailing ,which I have never been certain of before now, but I am now very certain. There is a big difference between men & women. Sorry to say, most of the nasty & disgusting character any driver will encounter on this job are going to be ladies. Imagine ordering a ride someone is to pay & u are acting like God. I nor know how God take create women....

Women are terrible. sometimes I wonder if I will marry.
As for Collins, he said that as soon as he lights the hot oven ones he's off, but what he doesn't know is that Stella is smarter than him, she'll magnet him at will, except otherwise.

gunzANDroses:
I have never worked on a rig before. All I have to show for my services with CNPC is a certificate of recommendation. As for HUET training, didn't do all that all I did was a swimming test.

HUET is 100k or above at Tolmann, you can't board a chopper to the field without it, it's mandatory.

Christie171:
Congrats sir for saving a soul.....her brokenness & contrite heart might earn her heaven atlast if she remains steadfast....thank you.

You are on point.
You've seen the true picture, that's what motivates me.

Even God would be angry with me if I didn't forgive her.

DonFreshmoney:


So this animal has resumed this 2020 with his hateful, spiteful, inciteful vengeful and dreadful post.. so public holidays is making you angry or you've turned it into a competition between muslims and Christians..

What kind of buffoon is this fellow? When iswap murdered the aid worker captives Last week, this animal didnt rebuke them or made a statement.

Isn't the holiday for everyone?

What the hell is wrong with that religious vampire?

Racoon:
See how an economic blunder is gonna cost Nigeria more security complication.

Nigeria is ruled by a terrorist, he knows what he's doing.

tojahh:
To God who made me.

We have guys here! We have guys with brains and character.
Thank you everyone.

Done for today. Make I go rest.

Meanwhile, I could do with anyone who could teach me Tally 9.

My brother that's a powerful ERP you're talking about.
You have to join some free tutorials online, there're forums online that they discuss mainly on Tally.
Kiss Google bro