₦airaland Forum

uche999:
Uber / Taxify driver needed today for a Tokunbo 2005 Toyota Camry. Rental 35,000 must reside in lekki axis.

Epphy:
There's a new ehailing company in town that promises to give drivers cool earnings and other benefits.

The company name is Mr. Taxi. I'm sure few people here already knew about them and registered too.

I'm doing stuff with them and would like us to register with them through me.

I will drop more details about their offerings soon.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]One very annoying character with us Nigerians is that we never complain, as long as it doesn't concern us.

Keke and Okada was banned but nobody complained because we don't have Kekes and Okadas

I remembered few years back (5 years maybe) when Lagos State brought this LASDRI nonsense. Nobody complained because "e no concern me"

How can the Federal government issue me a driving licence and that's not enough for a state government to let me drive? Every new government has a way of riding us, and will keep on reoccurring

I pray every single state in Nigeria copies Lagos and start issuing their own "DRIs".

At least, before you reach Abuja, you go don use 3 days on the road, applying for various DRIs

Very useless country we live in [/color]

Felicity0001:
Are you trying to confuse me or convince me that I do t know what I'm saying or not educated to know the difference btw gross and net?


Was @ CIPM road, Ikeja, got a request.
Called rider, she was @ Berger , destination: Ikeja

Hahaha...
See parameters:
Pickup bergar= 7.8km
Destination ikeja=6.5km
Bolt commission= 20%
Cost/km= #60
Time travel: 129min
Find X using differential equation and Taylor's series.
Lolzzz...

Kukuma kill me

Felicity0001:
Baba you get money go buy iPhone or Samsung jor...shuuu!!!

ndubuis:
Your phone is perfect for the hustle. Make sure it's scanned always to clear thrash from it. Do not install apps that can affect the phone. Some apps are bad and slows down phones, avoid such. Avoid saving viral videos on your phone, most of those videos are infected and can harm your phone. Avoid porn sites too. Even if you have a single sim dope phone(I don't know their names, not interested), if you don't take care of it, it starts hanging and misbehaving after a while. That's why you see ignorant people running around and changing phones every now and then. I have been using a dual sim 3G "Techno" phone for over a year now on Uber. I have never had issues, aside network failure from network providers(which can happen to any phone). You are perfectly good to go.

okorotalkative:
My phone na dual sim and it works 100%, never had issues.

peeps4u:
If not for the dual SIM, other features are on point. But this device should work well.

northbird:
It will work fine. Wen I started some pple were saying uber won't work wt two sim phones.
Spoke to some one in d game. Told me he had been using two sim phone ever since n he has no issues.
My current phone is 2gb ram and 32gb storage n battery 3000mah. N it has performed well on Uber n bolt perfectly.
PS: though i use only one sim in the two sim slots available

akpoguma1989:
I used my hand that I used to remove the condom to clean the boil

remele2:
VIO request for a ride, u get to pick up point and instead of picking the rider.. U ARE BEING PICKED. Simple

okorotalkative:
Card trip only is the best solution to all these madness, how you go order ride and at the end you alight and run off. Last weekend i was around unity homes beside conoil onipanu na so i got this request on bolt. I called the rider na guy pick am, he say make i come to adeshina str say dem dey go spar for ilupeju. As i dey reason what to do na him the number call me back this time na girl she say make i come quick now. He never reach 2mins they don call back again say make i come quick make i pass one back road.

i just canceled the trip, because with sounds wey i hear for background dem go reach like 4 i just smile. I'm sure they won't pay or request to make transfer, some people will use some else phone to request and japa since nothing will happen.

xana101:
Uber is just perfect for me. Took this elderly woman from her son’s house at Agungi to ogba on 2.5 surge. I don’t think the son who look like a yahoo guy understand what surge is cos I heard the son telling the Mum in yoruba that it won’t be more than 5k. I just laugh. 2.5 surge with heavy traffic for 5k? I didn’t tell them anything cos it’s uber. Trip took us more than 4 hours. End trip 15k. Mama shout. Call d son. I explain to d son it’s on 2.5 surge. Guy tell mama to give me 7k. I collect d 7k, write to Uber. Uber balance me the remaining 8k immediately. If it’s taxify. Immediately I heard d son tell d mum it won’t be more than 5k. I’ll just cancel the trip and do offline with them. I do a lot of offline with Bolt riders. I don’t try it on Uber.

Monkeyprick:
Evening house, trust our hustle paid off today ?
I want to narrate the ordeal i went through yesterday in the hand of an Old Baga who faked a transfer of 3100 naira .
Here's the story : I took this Jigolo from 17 Balarabe Musa, Vi to Oworo on a 1.5X Bolt surge at 10am yesterday . When we got to his street, he pretended to be nice by asking me to end the trip because the road that leads to his place is not motorable. I did and he asked if he could do a bank transfer, usually i don't grant that request but because we had good conversations all through the journey and he looked like a well to do elderly man, i obliged.
Called out my account details and he read out my name ,after which i saw saw transaction successful on his phone screen . He thanked me and we bid ourselves bye bye.
Long story short , this unfortunate slowpoke faked the transfer and all my efforts to get my money has been abortive.
Please guys, help me launch an attack on his phone number 09057031333.

Cc
Izzou
Gentle life
Tojahh
Ndubuis
Mr Jaydee
Nitigriti
Ajoks53
Gazzuzz
Slamstanlee
Ofime123
Calabardick
Luxurydriver
Investor Dru23
My moto ng
Felicity
Perkins
Pope191
And everybody i forgot to mention

Forced17:
Good morning Nairalanders

This has been eating me up for days. Me and this girl have been together for 3 years now, she's 17 and I'm 19.

I accept all bashings for being in a relationship at this age, she's the last born though and we perfectly understand each other.

Now her father is forcing her to marry a man in Kaduna, she refused and the father threatened to throw her and her siblings including the mum out into the streets or send them to the village if she doesn't marry the man.

Now she hasn't even for days now and she's contemplating on taking her life and she just told me about this yesterday and this has brought me down so much. I don't know what to do, I need help. This is about her future, I don't want her to be forced to become a mother at 17 and living under a man she doesn't know.

She has only three weeks before the man comes to take her away.
My girlfriend is being sold into marriage and I don't know what to do.

I need help, I'm heartbroken��
I don't know who can help me push this to front page

madgoat:
Nonsense.... You are a very manipulative selfish husband. What is wrong in your wife having her own over there? Even if both of you are staying together, is it bad if she has her own car?
You are just selfish and controlling. No other word foe you.

kunleweb:
Are you sure you're a man or a boy in a man's body. Since you have your answers, kindly explain why you created the thread

Continue running your marriage with your one man army mindset.

Smh.

COWBOYFAN:
Through a public figure I can't mention here.

Benana:
Am ok but searching for soulmate 25-30yrs 08163000497

flyca:
You are wrong, the OP's wife knows that he is married to a grown ass boy! If she had told him, he will nag her to death if she tells him he got a yeast infection, he will accuse her of being a slot! He will tell her parents that she has wide pussy and tell his parents that their daughter-in-law has a smelly under. He will tell her neighbours that she is a loose woman. He will give her silent treatment for 3 months! All because of mycoten.

The OP has verbal diarrhoea, he is not man enough to run a home. Imagine saying “I drop money for her and the son”.

When he realises his mistake after embarrasing the woman both in private and in public, he will justify his actions with “I have temper issues”, “we laugh and make up”, “we have been together for 50 years so we understand ourselves”, “I still eat her food” and blablabla.

The woman is simply watching out for herself. She knows she is as good as a single mum without a viable partner so wants to take care of herself by herself.

The OP is evil. And his wife knows!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be a real niggarrr
What are you trying to say niggarrr?
Are you trying to attributes this to Armageddon, eschaton, doomsday, end of the world, court of conscience, tribunal of penance, crack of doom, judgement day



It is a normal thing for buildings to go up in flames anyday anytime twice on harmattan period
Let me tell you a secret niggarrr
A house or a building is worthless until it contains food, beautiful woman, water and fire

PapaBaby:
Only in Nigeria would you have a man not qualified to be a gate man, but yet presiding over the affairs of millions

onlinetomola:
This op is mad and he is the biggest fool on the earth. That cream is used to treat vargina infections, especially toilet infection.

Racoon:
Just imagine! A place where crucial decisions about our national life are being deliberated upon? This is what he has reduced the so called hallowed chamber of the lower house of the national assembly into-a place for self aggradizement of his over bloated social life.

Nairaobserver:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/policemen-raid-lagos-hotels-arrest-workers-customers/amp

Cantonese:
Where is the competence in this issue? Who would bear the additional cost? Did you think about that? You pay your freight to the shipping company with a clear destination on your shipping documents to Tin can seaport. The ship arrives Tin can and cannot discharge for four days and the shipping company moves the goods to one of the eastern seaports. Do you not know that would attract additional costs to the importer? Do you not know that the shipping companies would charge more especially as they would spend more fuel? What would happen to the goods in the event that the importer cannot meet up. Have you thought about the effect on cost of goods to the end user?

Right in the presence of this government roads around Apapa went from bad to worse making business within and around the ports very difficult and much more expensive. Bonded terminals were created as an escape from port congestion, yet the terminals have been abandoned. Vessels cannot discharge when containers and goods previously discharged on the terminals cannot move out. What's happening to empty containers? Everywhere you see them not moved and they have taken up spaces.

Look it is very good that eastern seaports can become functional, but the truth must be told that this government is very incompetent.

In 16 years of the PDP, the roads to the seaports were not bad as they are today. As of 2015 trucks carrying 40ft containers charged within 70 - 90 k to reach designated areas in Lagos. Today in just four years of the APC as we speak trucks going to Ikeja carrying the same 40ft containers charge 1.2 million naira. You can go there yourself and check.
Please leave PDP out of this. We voted APC cause we thought things would be better. If you still remain with the same story then there is a problem.

We should not let ourselves be deceived especially when we are not properly informed. Ask for infornation before you make your judgement. The present leadership has a very long way to go to surpass the legacies of the PDP.