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nitigriti:
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On our way to the hospital, there is nothing illiterate Olopa didn't call me. He threatened me that I had better settle him so he can find a way to settle myself and the Keke driver, if not, if he incidents the accident, Police will seize my car and will not release it until I buy Keke driver a new keke.

I just kept quiet.

At the hospital, I paid the bills of the injured people; then we headed off to the Police Station (Shasha). By now, a small crowd of the Keke driver's friends were following us on bike and in Kekes. All of them had not-so-nice words for me.

Getting to Shasha Police Station, we met DTO fortunately. It was around 6:30p.m. and he had changed into mufti and was getting ready to go. In fact, we met him just inside the compound about to enter his vehicle and leave.

Immediately he saw us, he asked illiterate Olopa what the problem was. Illiterate Olopa said there was an accident, and then wanted to start explaining. DTO hushed him.

DTO turned to me and asked me what happened. I explained to him.
DTO turned to Keke driver and asked him what happened. Keke driver explained basically the same thing I had explained earlier.
DTO now turned to illiterate Olopa and asked him to judge the case. Illiterate Olopa went into a tirade. DTO had to hush him again.

DTO: (Pointing to me) This gentleman has done nothing wrong. He braked in an emergency, which was the right thing to do. Or should he have run over the person crossing the road?
DTO: (Pointing at Keke driver) Go and repair your Keke by yourself. Next time, you will know how to regulate your speed behind cars.
DTO: (To everybody) Everybody should go home. There is nothing to incident in this case.

Everybody was dumbfounded. Keke driver and his friends now started begging me that I should at least help my brother (Keke driver) with part payment for repairs. At all, at all, they said I should drop #15,000; that God has blessed me already.

Brother ko, blother ni.
I entered my car and left.

SaintHilary:
Lol. Woman mata plenty jare.
I already saw her misbehaving signs, tho i was not a saint myself, she only had the priveledge of being the main chick out of 4 others.

I later found out she went with 3 other friends to see one celebrity fashion designer tho, but another sharp girl already graduated to Main Chick b4 den

PS. Beta learn to check you babe and even wife phone sometimes. Things dey happen for relationships. Ena wey dey drive suppose dey hear sum calls wey ena Riders dey make. The money spent will definitely make u angry, but like dat guy for Frontpage dey always talk "may we never be broke for too long because brokenness is not of the lord"

deedee44:
I always tell people big daddy consumes lesser fuel than a Corolla on an interstate trip but most of them don't believe. I've driven the 2 so I know for a fact

Richdad50:


This will only excite little boys on this forum. Not for men. They simply walk away once they get a hint of a lady's wrong intentions. Enjoy yourselves boys.

Richdad

Roadtorecovery:
I am very serious with her and she is very open and ready to help. I just want to do the right thing before this ruins me permanently.

peeps4u:
If you continue with this, in more few years; you would have been good or even better than many mechanics.

This is commendable

godbless120:
People that preach about or against some shit on social media are those suffering from that same shits more in their daily life.. they lives a perfect life on social network and suffered in real life..
I rather paint inside of my house and let outside be than to paint outside to please people and am suffering.

favoryte33:
He told u earlier on dat u guys aren't COMPARTIBLE. This is a trait of selfishness.i don't go about looking for compartibility coz true luv should embrasse our differences as long as we're ready 2 give up our ego.pls,do not go beg him.he doesn't deserve u

Felicity001:
Haha...baba you kill it! Nothing left to b done.
Mechanics are just reaping us off they all don’t have a conscience. I don’t blame them after all it last we the ignorant once I blame.

Like our Aunty wey dey charge 10k to change just a shock or 5k/hr I really don’t know y someone should charge outrageously just for a simple service all in the name of expertise. Las las they still don’t solve the problem.

Anyways, man must whak!
But shouldn’t be at the expense of your neighbor’s comfort.

ajoks533:
Good morning.... Any ideas please.

In addition, I noticed my car was consuming alot of fuel, so I did a diagnosis on the car and there was a catalytic error. So I asked a panel beater to check the exhaust out for leakages and to check on the catalysts which he confirmed has been stolen.

We proceeded to buying the exhaust manifold and he advised we get a cheaper one for the one at the center then cut to size. However, things improved ever since especially when I am driving within streets or just cruising softly, but I noticed that my fuel drops drastically when I do long distance trips on highways (Google map like giving me directions through the highways) or when I am driving to meet up with time like James Bond.

Seconadly, I noticed the car will always rev high before the gear can change or I will need to release the throttle for it to change.

Please what could be the possible cause of all these.

Joee2932:
the day I tried DIY I spent extra 15k for my mistake. Wanted to change engine oil I went under d car and loose gear oil nut instead of engine oil nut. After throwing d oil inside gutter I check d gauge and the oil still gauge. Then I realize I’ve made terrible mistake. I called Oga Gazzuzz and he advise me to buy Toyota gear oil. Since then I don’t DIY again. I look for kazeem and give him 1k to change oil.

laluski:
I asked if 2007 Toyota Camry muscle is good for Uber nobody answered.i still await your inputs please.
Tnx

peeps4u:
Some people see DIY as being stingy but may be because of my engineering orientation, I always want to try troubleshoot on my own before I take it to technicians.

dukeprince50:
Trump was just talking, if he had tried it with Nigeria, we would have sent our AK47 soldiers to America now.
We are not just giant of Africa for show. We go other countries to keep peace

slimfit1:
A whole General have turned our security agencies into jokers. He hasn't turned them into professionals but makes them look like certificate less agencies. A primary school child would have asked the simplest questions before violating human rights.

solotutu:
My Experience with Nigerian Police officers on my way to PPA.
A Real Life Experience as Narrated to closest Description.

So yesterday I and my friend who are graduated from EKSU who are NYSC corpers resuming in ENUGU for Posting from Ekiti state were stopped AT A CHECKPOINT by The NPF in the bus and one of us was accused of being a fraudster (Yahoo Yahoo) cos he carried a Laptop and there was tape on the webcam.

He was first suspected cos of his Looks. One of the most insane and annoying Reasons to accuse or suspect someone for fraud.
He was separated from all the passengers and our bus was delayed for 30mins everyone had to alight from the bus.

After denying or agreeing to their forceful advise to confess to what he didn't do. The driver of the bus was asked to drop his load.
And they ordered the bus to go. After paying bus fare and our Destination was still far away imagine such cruelty.

I agreed to stay with my friend and refused to agree with their claims. His phone was Seized and denied access to any of his things. I started to make calls but MTN network was so poor in the region, we were at UDI, FRSC Enugu.

I already knew all these was a ploy to extort money from us so I kept vouching for my friend and saying I can't leave him for them to carry on their threat to take him to EFCC office for questioning Without any evidence seen or gotten from their claim, It was a very messed up situation.

After few mins his load was put in their honda car and the Police in charge said they should take him to EFCC.

My friend agreed to accompany them since they started to talk aggressively and forceful.. note: they were armed and it's early 2020. We know what I'm trying to say.

So I went to talk to the officer in command to let us know how my friend can be freed from whatever crime they said he committed, he said my friend and the two other officers would settle it in the car, that any arrangement (bribe/ Extortion) he wants to do he should settle it with them. He said if my friend had agreed to their claim and not played smart he would just leave us to go (A ploy again for us to implicate ourselves) I was so furious inside me but I kept my cool.

They took my friend and were already driving when I refused to let him go alone the oga called them and said I should go with them.
I had already updated my NYSC group chat and asked people to start calling whoever they could to help us out. The Local Gov Inspector was msgd and called, but he was not answering calls, and the corpers were already active to solve the situation we were facing.

In the car the officer asked my friend to open his phone hoping to see any evidence but he found none. They searched even his bank alert notification and were probably disappointed.

He was allowed to make a phone call after much protesting so he called his mum, and explained what happened... She requested to speak to the officer and she did. She told them we are just coming from Ekiti state and that they should check us well and if there was nothing to say we were Yahoo boys we must be released. She told my friend she would start to make calls... That must have scared them.

We both kept our story straight and telling them that we are not fraudsters and by now they would have seen or gotten what they wanted. I explained that I was a photographer and A PR/ influencer and that our dressing or gadgets is not evidence of us as Yahoo boys. My friend also explained to them that he was a computer science graduate and webcams are usually hacked that's why the webcam was covered. By then they had driven us 20 mins away and passed their Police station already when they said we would pay 100,000 to clear ourselves that we have hidden all the evidence. Such bullshit!!! We told them they'll have to kill us to get the 100k that we came to Enugu to get cleared for the allowance from Fed govt.

The officer driving called the oga and spoke their dialect, I was sure he was saying that the ploy or operation was not successful and that we weren't Yahoo boys they wouldn't get any big payday money from us either ways. So I'm sure he was instructed to return, The car was turned around and we headed back to the checkpoint the Oga was waiting.

Well they got tired I guess and the Oga started to say that we must pay for the fuel in their car since we wasted their time... wow another stunner. Inside life.. I thanked God that my thinking and Jasi was like a marlian...

My friend paid 3,000 as bail/fuel money that's what they called it we were released. All this had happened and then calls started to come in. The LI called me to ask what was happening, I was just furious cos his call came in Late after all had happened. I just replied we had been released. He didn't even ask any more questions he just dropped the call. Mtcheewww.
My friend was pissed and frustrated. A bus was stopped for us and we boarded and left.

It's sad how things like this keep happening daily and in the face of the Government and
Top Officials of the Nigerian police force.
Unapproved Checkpoints of which the main purpose is not carried out.
- Unlawful stop and search of passengers based on appearances,
- - checking of people's phones without warrant or real evidence that the owner is a fraudster or Yahoo whatever.
- Brutal assault to unarmed citizens and youths without cause.
The List goes on and on. Something need to be done. And whoever is ready to do the right thing should start with the little they can do.

Your suggestions are welcomed.

leosag:
elders in d aos, pls i observed that my car
(matrix) which i just got for uber husling is
showing abs, break, check engine and
airbag light. After scanning P0500 error
code was discovered. Pls i need your help as
i don't kno what to do anymore. I dont mind
if u can link me up with any auto electrician/
mech who can fix dis problems. I leave at
ilasamaja mushin road.

mrjaydee:
Hello guys, how hustle? I took an uber today, (acted cool, guy no no say me sef was once a driver).

Me: morning boss I just ordered a ride
Driver: are u in ****
Me : Yes i am, I'm going to the local airport (told the guy my destination without him asking)
Driver : Ok sir I'm on my way

Got in.. sat at the front, noticed the guy was kinda sleepy.

Me: boss are you good? You seem to be sleepy? (This was 5:01am)

Driver : not really, I'm good.
Lemme cut the story, I showed the guy my uber/taxify driver app told him to relax and I drove.

Getting to Maryland traffic light driver don sleep. I smiled and I felt for the guy. I woke him up at MM2.

Me: took his phone and end trip.. see the fare price, take money (small tip included) told him to put off AC and play loud music or he should just enter forte oil and park and sleep.

Got to Abuja, story is for another day. I sat in the plane just wondering and thinking...

Christie171:
Don't know if these helps

pope191:
I'm at d mech place and deh r just looking at me cracking out with laugh "temperature of her oven it will definitely fail her" nothing pope no go hear for inside confessional

Boss @Calabardick, pls have mercy on my tummy

tojahh:
Pope come and carry me and go... Baba has finished the story

poiZon:
These r one the things akpabio wife brought to uyo to steal from the state.
They turn akwaibom to looting capital.
No wonder when ngozi iweala came n saw what was on ground she exclaimed n said that it doesnt commiserate with the allocation accrued to the state as at the time.
Thieves.

Ademoore07:
Experience kwa. As ur moniker implies, wetin concern AKS with cali. Are u not one of those guys visiting that open bar at flour mill junction or u are the cordinator of that small shop at uwanse by mount zion, all in calabar?

tojahh:
Why do I have the feeling she has failed already? please I am not a kill joy, I wish she stays and get needed experience and sense. If you have any advice to chip in for her to survive it at Seismic do not withhold it bro, finish the good work. Meanwhile I sent you a Pm. Will be needing some debottlenecking on some FEED studies and HAZOP.

Christie171:
Do you really think transaction between me, my bank and your bank is a guarantee if I choose to be irresponsible

Will my bank chase me upandan if I choose to stop depositing with them after sealing the transaction deal??

Haven't you heard of salary earners who transfers out their money as soon as it hits the account just so they won't payback the bank's loan

What am I even saying self
Pls, kindly do lots of enquiry bcuz Nigerians are not to be joked with

Cheers to a beautiful day folks

Ademoore07:
Finish wetin? Oron is different from okobo. Lemme come and be going b4 u implicate me.

Neoteny:
It can bring down all the known US aircraft, including the F22 Raptor and F35 Lightning, the F16 Fighting Falcon, F18 Hornet, B2 Bomber, the MQ9 UAV, etc.

Range, 2 to 400km. Speed, 17,000 kilometers per hour

Vortex369:
Are people too shock to comment on positive news ?

And for the mor0n who said 'misplaced priority'. Are travels between Lagos & Abuja misplaced priorities?

Seems some of you are destined for cocoyam farms.

itsme01:
what stupid minimum wage.. how many Akwa Ibomite are civil servants? less than 3%.. how many Akwa ibomite would benefit from the tourism revenue that the Airline would provide 97%

Governance is not only about paying salary, its about holistic development

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koolaid87:
No wonder the abokis are scared to cut everyone lose

They have a lot to lose, hence why they clutch on politics and power.


With that said, divorce is inevitable