₦airaland Forum

otuekong1:
You call yourself a believer? And you just insulted me for posting what I believe,go n re read your bible
GOD FORGIVE YOU

Eyeneka, sometimes we have to mind our business, his instructions was for his members not the public and it's not by force. It's unfortunate that we Nigerians are quick to criticize the church, but we tend to celebrate our corrupt leaders that are the major problem of the nation.

My response wasn't to insult you.

greenguy:
Don't see you recovering soon. I pray God helps you.

Hahahahahahahaha

kayflax:
Narration 4:

How all the three narratives fit into Christmas Day celebration remains the dumbest and the most foolish I have ever seen or heard.

You don't get angry over nothing. Are you his member?

otuekong1:
papa needs to also be told that JESUS said that we should pray for our enemies and why hasn't all the witches and wizards die in spite the die by fire prayer pattern in his church
I pity his members that believe everything he says.

His teachings aren't for fools, so they don't demand for your pity.

Felicity001:
Ubong them dey sell am for ewet housing na y u dey fall hand like dis na

@tojahh u self u fuckup o u c real guy like that u go swing ur mood to suit his own na las las u go c say na correct guy. na season of flexing we dey so don’t treat a fellow guy like that next time abeg.
If na those olosho now I no say u for act differently

My brother, if I know I no for ask.

tojahh:
Pick a rider at Kayode street Mushin.

Hello Baba NLA where you dey.
Me. Onipanu
Rider. Come Kayode street
Me. No shaking I sabi am. Where we dey go!?
Rider: Fola Agoro
Me. Okay.

Got there saw the guy, he wasn't looking an OK guy but since it's mushin I didn't expect less. (Apologies).

Ride started.
Me: Bros abeg use seatbelt.
Rider: okay.
Rider: You no get Marlian Music. Me I'm a Marlian.
Me: No
(SAW THE BALL IN MY CAR)
Rider: You be footballer?
Me: Yes
Rider: which wing you dey play?
Me: Right Back.
Rider: Abeg stop here I wan buy skushis
Me: You say?
Rider: Mi O'fe ra skushi
Me: I no understand Yoruba.
Rider: Guy I wan buy skushi.
BEFORE I SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS baba don open door as I dey move small small for the bad street go meet skushi woman. Buy 1k own, took my bottle water and pour it's content out using the container for his skushis.

I was just tired. He entered back as we joined the ikorodu road there was traffic. Na so him come down go dey shout for everybody for the traffic. As road clear na so I zoom pass am with speed sending the skushi to the ground for him.

He called me... As a matter of fact, I was already at Adekunle before 15secs.

What is skushi?

Felicity001:
Who xperience help

Read the experience of uber drivers worldwide.

https://www.quora.com/What-do-Uber-drivers-not-want-you-to-know

ghettokid1:
Did they leave that her breast unsucked?

God?
Is that the only thing you see?
Are you interested in her?

A Woman was caught as she jumped over a fence to steal rice and groundnut oil from a couple that went to church service.

Instead of beatings, people contributed money for her.

Wetin concern architect with NigComSat?
Square pegs in round holes

ajoks533:
Good morning guys, will hopefully be entering road this week by the grace of God.

Please, how do you deal with butt pains, butt sweat, back pain and back sweat which comes after driving for a very long time.

Have been trying to see if I can get any thing to help reduce them... Saw one Silicon Seat pad and one other Car seat cover with inbuilt fan.

Start the business first, after few weeks you'll decide on what to do with your money

BabaRamota1980:
Very true! People are steadily being put on notice that fulani will come for you, if not today, sometime soon. Anyone caught unprepared should blame himself. In fact i believe we are already slow by waiting for the attack. Opponents of fulani should be preemptive and give a no-go warning to ban fulani entry into their land. Any fulani violator will be viewed as an attacker and instantly taken down.

He has given them free entry into the country already.

AntiWailer:
May be her mileage is high before u married her and she is tired of the thing

Maybe he's using screwdriver instead of hammer.

Gracemadeit:
You guyz are funny? When you have a president without quality education? You shouldn't think he will give in to that except some educated persons open his eyes to see.

Even they get his head dissected then plant a core i9 processor, it will not work.

Prince3:
You said Elantra performs better than corolla. What about Civic. Does Elantra still perform better than Civic also?

Civic top followed by Elentra then Corolla
See the link.

https://cars.usnews.com/cars-trucks/compare?trims=11041-309324_11330-321536_11333-320552

This is what I do if I'm considering buying a car.

rapheal5:
So what model of honda civic can u suggest i buy that i won't gogo through ball joint issue ?

Mine was 2010, but I will advice you contact dru23, he uses both civic and Elentra for the business, he will make the right decision

Any sane man living in Nigeria without a self defence system that can take out his atackers at least 100 meters away from him is doomed.

Another civil war is looming in the country

rapheal5:
And how is the fuel consumption compare to toyota corolla

Far better than Corolla, the interior is superb, good sound system, powerful headlights, good brakes, stability and traction, but it's ground clearance is lesser than Corolla, avoid bad road or you will weld your exhauste every day

rapheal5:
What about their ball joint that can disgrace any where

I used 2010 Honda Civic for months on uber, it doesn't have that boljoint issue.

nitigriti:
Yesterday afternoon at the office (we work on Saturdays!), I ordered a Bolt for a customer that flew in from Abuja. It was a courtesy ride for the customer and it was to take him from our office to his hotel in Lekki.

As soon as Bolt rider came, I told him the company was paying for the trip. Trip estimate is #2400-#3000. I asked him, should I give him #3000 cash upfront, let him do the trip and once he ends the trip, if the fare is less than #3000, he can take the change. If however the trip fare is more than #3000, then he can call me and I can transfer the balance to him. He said the arrangement would not work for him; so I asked if he would do the trip and I then transfer the trip fare to him at the end of the trip. He agreed to that.

Patrick did the trip and about three hours later, he ended it. Then he called me. "Oga, the trip has ended. Your guest has gotten to the hotel. The trip fare is #4,900." I told him "Ok, hold on; let me check my trip receipt." I checked, I didn't see any receipt. I called him back and told him, "I can't see any trip receipt. Are you sure you've ended the trip?" He said he ended the trip but did not confirm it because I had not paid him yet. I told him this is me ready to transfer #4900 to him, but that I need to see the receipt. And besides, you know my office in case I scam you. He didn't agree to confirm the trip. We argued on confirming or not confirming the trip for more than 40 minutes on the phone. He didn't agree. I then told him I'm not calling him again until I see a trip receipt. I then sent him a series of messages in the app requesting that he confirms the trip and also send his account details so I can pay the #4900 trip fare.

The guy confirmed the trip after 45 minutes. I got my trip receipt a few minutes later. My trip receipt reads #2,600.

So I called the idiot and asked him how much he called the fare was again. He said #4900. I told him my trip receipt is reading #2600. He said the trip was on surge, that didn't I know? I told him, Oga, if the trip was on surge, I will know at the time I ordered. The trip wasn't on surge. He insisted that the trip fare is #4900. I said Okay, he shouldn't worry. I will transfer the #2600 I can see on the trip receipt and that he should report me to Bolt for not paying the rest. The guy now said something like he can never take that. That in fact, he's coming to my office to cause trouble.

That just got me annoyed.

I told him that I would report him and this trip to Bolt and I will not pay him anything until I hear from Bolt since he wants to be fraudulent by force.

In case like this you should have simply ask him to send you the snapshot of his app that shows the claimed amount.
Please don't withhold his money.

Jaydeehena:
@ Nitigriti, don't you think he suffered a trip failure and don't know how to go about it? Distance covered shows 35km, that's over 2k not to even talk of drive duration.

For days now dru23 have been preaching about customer's relationship, and that remind me of the story JohnWell put here about approach, humility and appearance.

I don't do bolt but severally I've heard of complaints here concerning the app misbehaving, if he encountered any problem he should've politely explain it to the rider.

I still insist that this job approach is the paramount.

Felicity001:
Did my NYSC with Ministry of Special Duties, Tropicana, Uyo. Visited most LGs in the town within that period. Did all local delicacies. epkankokwo, afhang, etema only to mention a few. I’m sure I killed those spellings.

Me na Warri boy but lasgidi born n breed.

Obong owo, warri boy? No wonder most of the young ladies at that udoudoma area are having bow legs, you've disfigured all of them. There is godoooooooo.

Felicity001:
I’m telling you bros, it’s like traveling from Eket in A’Ibom to Garrison in Ph.

Just imagine say na dia ur former madam dey live even @calabardick won’t give you the help he gave u that day. So brother choose wisely don’t give in to pressure and the.ln make a wrong decision just like wat happened to me if u read my story you’d noticed everything boiled some to impatience else I would have gotten a partner close by instead of that far and that has now made me jobless without a car even at this period of the festive. My account is just there idle.

But in all I believe all things workout for good because I love God.

So be patient my guy better one around ur area go come soon and it will be the exalt thing you’d always wanted just like I’ve have now.

You seems to know my state very well, are from there?

As for the distance, towing him from Jakande to Ago would've destroyed my transmission, I wouldn't even dared.

This is the price you pay when the educated vote the lliterate to govern them. That's just the beginning.
Wait till some countries began to close their embassies in Nigeria because of insecurity.

JustMe407:
Dear nairalanders, I need you honest advice on what to do. I am still a young man and any mistake now will have a grave effect on my future. So please, help a brother.

Be objective and consise please. It is a long narrative.

I have a girlfriend whom I have been dating for up to 10 months now. She has all the qualities of wife, friend and a partner. I mean, she prays for me, supports me and do many things that places her above average.

I've two issues that are bugging me;

First is, I just graduated from the University and started to follow the road map I designed for my life. I am hardworking, so I started doing business immediately after my defense. Interstate exports of perishables. While I was in school, I made a lot of money doing designs for students; I am a UI/UX designer. The problem here is that I can't account for all those monies I made. A lot of expenses especially for my girlfriend. Even till now, I am supposed to send her some money but will I continue like this? I need stability in my business and need to save more and need capital for the last mile logistics company I want to set up next year.

Second issue is; I recently returned from an event I attended in Lagos some days ago, I came back very late and was grossly tired. While we were chatting, she asked me some questions which I told her I was very tired and eventually, I slept off. My phone beside me till the next morning. Fast forward to yesterday, I told her of my intentions to concentrate more in building for the future - it doesn't mean our relationship would be off. She started asking questions like "do you need some space?" "Am I bugging you?" She also said I don't "speak her language enough" language here is bonding, intimacy and closure. I was surprised at her response.

I noticed she'd be online for a long time and won't reply me on time, so I asked her who she was chatting with and she replied someone. I ignored her. This morning she called, while we got talking I asked her about the person she was chatting with. She told me the guys name. And asked if I will forgive her of anything, I said yes. She now said, she was introduced to the guy and they got flirting from the day I came back from my journey and told her I was tired and needed to rest. Her excuse was that, I pushed her to and she just wanted someone to speak/talk to.

Now, my question is, Should I move on with my business and focus, or, should I continue with the relationship? I don't want to be with someone that gives up on me easily.

P.S I love her so much. And she does too. We've through a lot together.

Please moderators, help move this to front page for more contributions.

Guy, how old are you?
You better burst that childhood affection and build your future.
Nigerian love na scam.

Just a night you didn't communicate with her she has a flirting partner and you're still asking what to do, what do you thing will happen if you're disconnected for a week?

How old is she?

Felicity001:
I’ve always wanted to ask, what’s the difference btw Honda city and Civic?

Anybody wey go tell me google is my friend may thunder use them for exercise...lol

Not city but Honda Civic, I'm sure he made a mistake.

Honda Civic = Toyota Corolla
Honda city = Toyota Yaris

1daboi:
Calabardick and eroticextasy......hmmm, dont ever judge a book by its cover. Calabardick, may your dick never lack oil.

....I'm still considering what to wish you.

uwemjack:
idioko, utom abadie

Eyeneka, Utom Ofon, Abasi do ye ndito esie

chival:
He probably doesn't have the funds to rent a new apartment yet. He'll leave eventually. Home owners should learn to have compassion for their tenants. The state of affairs in the country is causing millions to suffer untold hardship.

Are you the tenant the OP is talking about?

WAECMATHEMATICS:
He said he's still looking for a new apartment. After about 10 months!

Well, go through this>>>>>
https://www.privateproperty.com.ng/news/quit-notice/

No, you're not I trouble.

Two kids cheating on themselves, you can never build anything good out of such relationships.
That's what she will tell another man when you dump your girlfriend for her.

HIV/AIDS is real

OP, where do we go from here?