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Growing up, I am a very avid and dedicated reader but then life hits at a tender age then boy had to man up to the realities and responsibilities of life.



In the past three years, I have started forty books and completed only 7. The rest were either abandoned at the last chapter or second to the last.

To my credit, I can claim to have read the biggest book on this thread: The mammoth book containing
biography of Tafa Balewa collated by English author(s) (can't remember the names at the moment).


P.S: Growing up, I have read the entire Oxford pocket dictionary page to page thrice over and the Holy Bible twice over page to page.



But Nigerian economy can't allow such luxuries anymore

Who dares hold a feast in my realm and neglect to send me an invite?



I come for blood or tribute.!

In your third frame, was Hernandez offside when the initial shot was hit or not?

splashbaby:
You can see Ferdinand just ahead of Evan's before Torres contact with with Evan's in the first picture. And just after impact. Evan's wasn't the last man here...and Torres tried to stimulate a foul here.

This is a frame of the "after contact" which had Evans and Torres on the ground and Ferdinand making a covering run.

Can you please show the frame of when the initial contact was made on Torres?


And show the frame of Hernandez exact position when Van Persie hit his shot? Was he offside or not?

splashbaby:
Your lies and bias na like Buhari love for Fulanis and Cows...

Toress commited a red card offence with a professional foul and he wasn't the last as you can see in the first picture. Ferdinand was ahead of him already ...Torres simulated a foul to get Evans a red card but back fired on him. Clattenburg was spot on. Only Chelsea fans watches the back of the TV back then.

The last goal was a classic counter attack that got Van Persin shooting from distance that clearly beat the goal keeper but rebounded and a second delivery from Rafael somehow found Chicharito after a goal mouth melee for a simple tap in. Chicharito as usual was the Chelsea nemesis scoring in every Chelsea matches he played...Clean goal! You have no basis whatsoever concerning the authenticity of the goal as there were no single protest by Chelsea players on the pitch as shown in the last picture. Only the sore pained fans will complain.

That particular match was full of bias decisions.


Evans fouled Torres and as Clattenburg blew his whistle for a foul, Evans feeling guilty was already holding his head in his hands in anticipation of a straight red being the last defender, imagine the surprise when this biased referee pointed a second yellow card at Torres and sent him off for simulation.



Don't even get me started on the winning goal scored by United on the day.



Fraudulent decisions like that is why Karma is dealing with Manchester United post-ferguson era.

Long may it continue!


KTBFFH!

This is a clear case of bad belle in the Manchester City dressing room.

He is the top performer in the squad and no case can be made to validate his demotion on performance basis.

For the unitiated, De Bruyne negotiated his new contract himself without any agents or the input of a lawyer and his new deal is the biggest in the history of the Premier league.



Human are naturally preconditioned to hate on their betters.

Depends on your diet, for people like me that don't eat meat and have special dietary needs.

Come and spend 1,300 in a week na.

The Voyeurs

5/5
2 points for the plot.
3 stars for the youknowwhat

Dead on arrival.


Unless the core mindset of the average Nigerian is changed and reoriented from instant gratification perspective to delayed-communal-charitable perspective, nothing will work in this country.



The average Nigerian is out to protect his interests even at the detriment of the collective interests oblivious of the fact that sabotaging collective efforts will still come back to bite him in the ass.

Because the people close to the place Lions are don't have access to the Internet, in fact, they are so cut off from the general Nigerian populace.





Go and tell a hardcore Northerner that there is no lions in the Nigerian wild and see laughter.

grandstar:
I don't believe it. There have been no reports of people being mauled by lions.

I have heard of encounters with elephants, gorillas, hippopotamus, and even hyenas. I have never heard of people encountering lions

There are still lions in the Nigerian wild.


Go deep into the Northern part of the country and come back to give testimony.

grandstar:
What is strange is that India, despite its huge population still has these wild beasts in some forested areas.

You can't find lions in Nigeria except at Yankari Game Reserves for instance.

Dear Prospective House Hunter,



Read this comment carefully and reread as many times as necessary to fully grasp the message : Nothing, absolutely nothing can prepare you for house hunting in Lagos State.






I saw hell this year before I secured my new apartment.

The Protege


Nice dialogues and the rest is inshaallah vibes.
2/5

Mumu forecast.

. It is already raining here in Lagos or has Lagos stopped being a Nigerian major city?

And to think people think I am weird because I don't like sharing my apartment space with anybody

So a man will reject food then decide not to find something else to eat only to go to bed hungry because he wants to prove his displeasure at the act of his wife.

Who will feel the pangs of hunger?




Me, I will eat to my heart desires but in silence

I have BVN, Voter's card and you expect me to register for NIN when you can as well synchronise my data on all the platforms.




Nigerian government is a joke!

The creators of Money Heist are really whining my nipples.


That much combatants firing assault rifles in close quarters and nobody is getting mortally injured.



Jet Li sef no do reach this one.


But still entertaining AF

You should go and start taking online loans to keep staking high, who knows.... You might recover your loss.




Since you lack sense and financial discipline.

Typical predatory-entitlement mentality of the average African..


Insead of "I will definitely see this in the cinemas to add to the revenue" He is thinking of the high seas.


As if there will be money to bankroll projects like this if everyone go the same route.


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Sha drop download links here when it drops!

armadeo:
I'll definitely download this

No Guts

No Glory.



But if I am that your friend and I later get to know, regardless you win or not, I am sending you to the great beyond for gross disrespect.

Mortal Kombat _ whatever the hell they named it.

2/5
Same shiit Different ass


When da fvck did Scorpion and Sub Zero become BFF?

In all my years of watching TV, this is the only theme song I have listened to in every damn episode.



Ricky really killed the rhymes

You can be lucky like you Luciano.

kafver:
Open up my window again...

Godfather of Harlem Season 2 (8/10)

King of Boys the series


8/10

-1 for overlooking the fact that a gubernatorial candidate needs to have a running mate.

-1 for the special effects of the action scenes, this is a Netflix bankrolled project, they could do better.



Love how they cleaned house at the end.
Highly recommended!

Charity begins at home.



Presently watching King of Boys the series and I am really impressed by the performance of the cast so far.

No jurisdictional information in the court order, even an illiterate will know this is fake.


So you are expected to walk into the nearest court

Mrxawe:
Lol those people na just empty threats.. I remember when they even send me email say make I come court after they see say I no send them again and they Don tire to dey message my contacts .. lol . I just hiss
. I found out they forwarded the message to more than 6,000 emails , definitely defaulters like me too. So they mean to say make more than 6k people appear for court on same day?

As if that's not enough na SAN dey send the message lol weytin concern a whole SAN with all this kind mumu case?
Those people no even smart

Oh I see, They even put barrister and SAN in the same sentence lol

I went to inspect my new apartment on Monday before paying on Tuesday.

Funny enough, I saw a stray note of 1k on the entrance of the building.

That is how I knew the building is going to be prosperous for me.




When I move in next month, I will make it a point of duty to find out whose money was missing on that day amongst my new neighbours.

London has Fallen

2/5

Generic AF

SEE season two is out!




Epicness continues!

89% of first child in Nigerian marriages from 1999 to present are products of paternity fraud.


Argue with your mother if you happen to be a first child. I no get strength.

I was given a jump on an apartment by the present tenant who is relocating. The tenant hasn't even notified the landlord of his intention to move out before I came into the picture. He then introduced me to the landlord and laid bare his relocation plans.


The landlord still collected agreement and commission from me.

lexy2014:
In Lagos, even if u don't go thru agent, some landlord will still want to collect agency fee

Chelsea is walking away with majority of the awards.


Our boys really defied the odds last season.