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If it was a one-night stand, the woman should carry the wahala.
The child is hers.
Shikena!

Segun nor mind the babe e jor o.
When the child grows up, just tell her the truth.
Love is not by force.
The lady should have protected herself.
The man too. But na woman dey carry belle. . .so the wahala is on the woman's head, SOLELY. . .coming from a one-night-stand!
Tufiakwa.

gendebs: Hw i wish i am God. I will make sure the day u typed this rubbish will be the last day u will have access to the internet.

Very musshual.
Like you were reading my mind.

Hmmmmm!
Only women should be fired for chopping kola.
Women don suffer for Naija I swear.
After being 'screwed', they are dumped like rotten political banana peels for fresh congos.
God punish them.

In Ikemba’s case, he was kept at home for ten days without undergoing a CAT scan to diagnose the extent of his brain injury. One source, a doctor in Enugu, disclosed that Dr. Ike administered drip without looking at Chief Ojukwu’s medical history that warned against that type of drip. After ten days at home, Ikemba’s mild stroke degenerated into an emergency medical situation when Chief Ojukwu stopped breathing. A source told Saharareporters that when Ikemba stopped breathing, Bianca, her doctor and friends, including a cousin of Ikemba, left him for dead upstairs and went downstairs to the living room.

A family friend who was at Ikemba’s home overheard the doctor saying that if Ikemba did not receive oxygen in 30 minutes he would be brain damaged even if resucitated. The family friend rushed upstairs and with the help of the house helps transported Ikemba to UNTH at break neck speed. It was at UNTH that Chief Ojukwu finally received oxygen.

Ikemba spent several days at UNTH without receiving CAT scan. Meanwhile, our sources revealed that Gov. Peter Obi did everything to try to avoid the expenses of securing a foreign hospital and an ambulance jet to take Ikemba abroad. Gov. Obi finally agreed to bring an ambulance jet when he was informed that Lagos-based businessman, Mike Adenuga was ready to foot the bill for Ikemba’s treatment abroad.

On December 23, 2010, Ikemba was flown to London Clinic for treatment. He was accompanied on the trip by Bianca and Ikemba’s chief of staff. However, family sources said that Bianca flatly refused to allow any of Ikemba’s grown children to follow. Upon the insistence of the family, Bianca finally allowed one of Ikemba’s younger daughters, Ebele, to follow.

Our sources said that Ikemba received very good care at a private London Clinic for the first time since he fell sick. According to our sources, Doctors at the clinic described the treatment he received in Nigeria as “utter negligence, if not criminal negligence.” A family friend told Saharareporters that “Ikemba was given the Michael Jackson treatment, but was lucky to have survived it because of a friend who rushed him to UNTH.”

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!




All this to end up as 'ambassador' to Ghana?
Not even Morrocco with some yellow people like herself!
Local champion.
Who forced her to marry her 'grand-father's' play mate and bestfriend?

That means Nigeria gets a refund.
In Igbo tradition AIDS is considered an OSU disease. No?
I hope they know the implication of this?
EFG!


Evil Forest Gump!

Bianca needs to go for some tests. She looks guant!
GEJ too!

Why now?
The depopulation of Nigeria has not even begun. Haba!
I was so looking for a show-down between Godzilla and Allahqueda!
Jerusalem and Mecca to clash big time!
Oh dia!

“Boko Haram wants the release of arrested members as a condition for ceasefire. Then discussions will follow,” a source told one of our reporters.

Imagine the konkonbility!
I can feel Jonathan's balls in my hands too. Kei!
What discussions?

The group has not managed to launch a widescale, coordinated attack since one in Kano that killed 186 people in January, reverting to crude bomb attacks and drive by shootings.

Meanwhile one JTF [size=20pt]kekekopter[/size] don crash!
Shot down by the crude bombs of BH? LOL

You nor fit read?
No business man deals in legitimate business in AFRICA!
It all started with slave trading and ended with oil and gas!
Thanks to the military.
QED

Topic 'unfollowed'!

Today Dangote Group dominates the sugar market in Nigeria and Dangote Sugar Refinery is the main supplier (70% of the market) to the country’s soft drinks companies, breweries and confectioners. It is the largest refinery in Africa and the third largest in the world producing 800,000 tonnes of sugar annually. Dangote Group also owns salt factories and flour mills and is a major importer of rice, fish, pasta, cement and fertilizer. The company also exports cotton, cashew nuts, cocoa, sesame seed and ginger to several countries. Dangote Group also has major investments in real estate, banking, transport, textiles and [size=20pt]oil and gas.[/size]
It employs over 18,000 people and is the largest industrial conglomerate in West Africa.

Now we are talking
Only one man. MERCHANT-MERCHANT. . . na wetin dem dey sell? HUMAN BEINGS OF COURSE!
While making it difficult for others to operate fairly in the market.
Oloshi!

Next topic please.
Damburu ba!

He specialized in the exchange of Kano dyed cloth, [size=20pt]slaves [/size]cattle, and so on for the kola of the Akan forest. Surprisingly, he had added cowries brought to the coast by European traders to the items he carried back to Kano.

Upheavals and slavery

When he was still a teenager, great upheavals occurred in the Kano Emirate. This included the Kano Civil War (1893-1894) and the British invasion of the emirate. During the Kano Civil war, Alhassan and his brothers were captured and sold as slaves, but they were able to buy back their freedom and return to Bebeji shortly afterwards.

Ahem!

*cough cough*!

I tok am. I did not even need to dig too deep.

Infact let me go and edit my first post!
I know my peeps!
Selling human beings is a 'legit' business huh?

^^^
That one is even gonna be worse.
He may have been a slave trader! Selling some of our ancestors to Demmark and USA kpa kpa.
Prolly sold Nigeria to the British too!
Please, there are no honest businessmen or women. . .only crooks in the western world, not to mention AFRICA!
As hard as Igbo peeps work...No billionaire yet? Even with all the drug-pushing and 'luxurious' buses all over Nigeria?
Only Otedola and Dangote huh?
We don hia o!

Which kain ye ye hard work?
Of course the military made them.
Otherwise all those Onitsha and Alaba traders living in 10-decking semi-collapsing lop-sided buildings(like Mexicans and Koreans all over the USA from generation to generation). . .cutting school and slaving away in China and Vietnam would have smelled 1 million dollars not to mention 1 billion dollars.
Abi awusa man get business sense pass Igbo man? Lai lai!!!!

Who una wan deceive?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew!

Which kain sugar, cement and rice Dangote dey sell wey no dey smell recession?

Abeg, make we hia word!
ShioooooooooooYOR!

These abominable 'billioniares' started off as slave traders o!

That crase man hugging that transformer does not look like he has shi-shi in his pocket, not to mention 16million o.
What an insult to Atiku.

H-eeeeeeeeeeeerm.
@poster.
Which do you fear the more?
God or the WIFE?
Are you afraid of God's punishment or the wifey's?

How did our Mgbeke First Lady put it again?

"If you must do. . ."dun let ya 'affection' catch an 'infection'. Put a protection on your 'e-rre-tion' before your 'projection' dies after 'ejection'"!

Because 'born-again' poohsies/d-e-e-k-s are the dirrtiest you can find with all those 'anus' phocking going up and down, being mostly decendants of Sodom and Gomorrah who resurrected from bags of salts! The reason they spend so much time in 'churches' and mosques looking for cures and salvation.

^^^
Joking ke?
The boys are on NL too.
H-assk dem!
Mu che che che che che
Never try to play a playa!

I understand my brother.
IT WAS SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

Instead of whining on NL. . . go and confess to your wife if you are that religious.
Abi, you forgot that part?
Mu che che che che che
The joys of not being a Christian or any religious hypocrite are numerous.
You have confessed to GOD! Now, don't be a hypocrite. . . go and confess to your DARLING WIFE.

BTW, DID YOU USE CONDOMS?

My conscience nor go prick me sam-sam!
Poor you!

The next day, which was yesterday, I did the unthinkable. I slept with the very lady I saw in the dream and the way the thing happened is still a mystery to me. To make things worse, that was the very day that I had completed reading the Bible from cover to cover.

I prayed and cried to the LORD for forgiveness. I am just lost for words because just today, Thursday, I slept with another woman. Amazingly, that lady was one of the ladies my wife told me about.

You slept with ONLY 2 women in 24 hours?
Corrrrrrrrrrrrect guy. The HOLY SPIRIT MOVED YOU FOR SURE.
I know a notorious 'married' woman on this NL wey don do 2 guys in 24 hours.
Infact one of the dudes did not know he was sucking the 'fluud' of another man from the previous day. He thought the woman was 'squirting'!
Poor dude.LOL!!!!
Those "London" runs na helele I tellya!
Sheeeesh!

As powerful as disintergrating 'fibroid' tumors leaking from a woman's arzzze every month!
Or, as powerful as a man's cancerous hypolastic prostrate.

The question is not if he exists or not.
It is more of 'what kind of GOD is it'?

Inconsistent
Whiny
Jealous
Vindictive
Conniving
Whimpsical
Impulsive
Unprogressive
Bi-t-chy
Witchy
. . . . and many attributes like man, IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND LIKENESS.

You go gal!
You make me proud!

Exactly where others have led Nigeria to.
Backwards and to nowhere.
Sometimes adoption or ABORTION is bera than 'borning' a YE-YE fowl.
Nigeria na fowl. Abort am and go buy anoda pickin. . . aka adopt a better country with better human beings.
Shikena!

That would be nice o!
Time to do 'omugo'for my gal!
Belle go run some badu belle peeps I swear.
Especially scorned first wives who have been neglected by their 'fake' Tigers!
Mu che che che che che che

Pooooossy Cat Kwenuuuuuuu!!!!!
Imagine no confirmation hearing on account of being a grieving "my fellow BLACK MGBEKE wiNDo?

GEJ took over OJ's remnant. . . .
10 years before Ojukwu' s death.
When Viagra failed both of them during the orals too!
Lessons to women. Never marry your grandpas' playmates!

I should have stayed back in Nigeria. In fact I am relocating.

Abi ooooooooh!
Close enough for GEJ's comfort!
Just one bustop away from "my fellow widow"!
Ojukwu should be smiling, his little fatherless children have a new "god father"!

Today, Ms. Oteh said the lawmakers are furious at her because she turned down the request of the chairman, House capital market committee, Hernan Hembe, for a N44million tip.

Ms Oteh said the lawmaker first asked for N39 million to defray the cost of the ongoing public hearing, and when she denied, the chairman asked for N5million.

Sitting upright in my chair.
Sipping my wine cooler slowly.
Wanno bet the he-goat asked for congo too?

I dash you my portion of Nigeria.
Enjoy your fight.
Who wanno die for Nigeria for Satan's sake?
Please, adopt another country, so your children can have the ONLY chance of being decent human beings.
No need to fight for a geographical 'junk yard' populated by procreating imbe-ciles.

Anyone that does not eat as much as possible while in that corrupt government of babarians is a fool.

So blaaaaaaaaaaaaaady what?
Is it because she is female?
How much does GEJ spend on food a month?
Rubbish!!!!

Oh gal, chop well well o! Na drive dem wan drive you so, put fresh congo for your post.
Don't say I did not warn you.
GEJ has another girlfriend to snatch your job. WATCH OUT!

Nigerian sugar daddies are now worthless. Time for Chinese and Indians to take over the 'bushmeat' market of Nigeria.

Typical Mgbeke bushmeats!
Mu che che che che che che
Na wah for 'political news' o!
One section should be opened for 'tombo' and 'barrack' gossip for NL I swear.

Arrrrranttus nonsensicus!