₦airaland Forum

Who says it has to be a man?
Men have failed Nigeria, and will keep failing Nigeria.
Ask a woman.

Like Africa needs help from Europe.
Are the Africans not keeping their loot in Europe?
Africa can do bad by itself.
Europe has moved on and left Africa behind.
The dark continent of regressive apes!

Please add Boko Haram's budget too.
You are right. You all need more than 500billion Naira.
You worked really hard and we thank you.

No wonder they can afford to build Bonny Island.
Good for them jor.
I cannot be paid enough money to work in Nigeria as a NIGERIAN, not to mention an expartriate.
Tufiakwa. Dem try gaaaaaaaaaaan.

When your lord has unleashed his 'terror' on Satan. . .then I will pay him more attention.
Till then. . . .he is a toothless bullfrog!

Very noisy and monotonous.
I prefer only a 1 minute variation of the music mixed with other lyrics at a party.
Definitely not the whole thing in one sitting.

Drock4christ: hey guy! Did u mean those people u mentioned above are members of this website? Or wat did u mean?

Are there celebrities on NL?
I have never met any and frankly do not care to meet any IN THAT CASE.

Abeg tok about Nollywood celebrities jare.
Not local champions.

You can only write these if you do not live in Nigeria.
It is virtually impossible to operate in any aspect of the Nigerian life without corruption.
Try it yourself.

Not only for aspiring Nigerians in government.
The private sector too. . .tied to ONE GOVERNMENTAL ARM OR THE OTHER.
The same ten and ten pence.
No hope!

Same goes for cyber stalking too!
Too bad I can deal with cowardly gangs single-handedly myself.
On or offline.
First to quench.
No shaking!

What exactly is the problem?
The most important people in Nigeria do not have any problem with the way Nigeria is.
Only sufferheads complain.
Ask Reuben Abati.

Which youths?
The ones that can't tell left from right?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

. . . . And the ranting continues.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunma Ottttttttttttttttttttttteh for 2015!

MAMA ABIA STATE KWEEEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!


First time in history!!!!I love this woman. . . .A WOMAN THAT FIGHTS BACK!!!! I would have done the same thing.

E don tey wey these useless men dey rubbish women for Naija. Wetin Jonathan/Sambo dey chop every month as budget?

Never mess with a Ms. . . . Who says WOMAN NOR GET POWER?


He that is down needs fear no fall

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He that is down needs fear no fall,
he that is low no pride;
he that is humble ever shall
have God to be his guide.

I am content with what I have,
little be it or much;
and, Lord, contentment still I crave,
because thou savest such.

Fullness to such a burden is
that go on pilgrimage;
here little, and hereafter bliss,
is best from age to age.



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Words: John Bunyan, 1684

I disagree. GET MARRIED BECAUSE YOU WANT TO!GET MARRIED BECAUSE IT FEELS RIGHT.
You have the option to get out of a bad marriage. The next worst thing to hell is STAYING in a bad marriage.
Pre-marital sex or not. "Born Again" Christians have the HIGHEST rate of divorce world wide. You have absolutely NO justification to preach on the subject. Especially IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN DIVORCEE.
You don't get married for sex. ONLY HYPOCRITICAL CHRISTIANS DO only to get divorced after phocking and being lousy at it!
Thank you.

Mercy Johnson
RMD
Stella Damasus Aboderin Nzeribe
Clarion Chukwura Peters Oduneye
African China
I Go Die
Genevieve
Omotola Jalade Ekeinde
Jim Iyke
Desmond Elliot

The best? MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE.

Abeg make all of una comot make only me wan remain for hia!
Disgruntled kids.
Instead of una to work with the dude, una dey stress am out.
If na me hehn. . . . I for BAN all these useless topics I swear.
DID YOU GIVE HIM ANY MONEY TO RUN NAIRALAND?
I don't like Seun, God knows. . .but you whinos make me sick.
GET A LIFE!

One more topic of this nature AND MAY THAT PERSON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEFORE MIDNIGHT IN WHAT EVER TIME ZONE HE OR SHE MAY RESIDE AMEN!!!!!

pDude, you are my 'FRIEND'. . .PLEASE TAKE YA TIME O OR WE GO QUARREL SERIOUSLY!!!! DON'T OPEN THREADS LIKE THIS. IF YOU WANNO CRY, GO HOME AND CRY QUIETLY.

Please, it is not boring o.
Let trouble-makers quench for a change.
People can take their lives seriously for once, on or off NL.
Praise God!

Oh yes! One more friendship request coming in.

NO FEMALES PLEASE!!!

This will be great!
Yaaaaaay!!!
I can now move back to Nigeria. . . . In my dreams!!!!

I vote Kaduna!
You dare not cut any one's power supply in that area o! Dem go cut off your arzzzze!

E be like say Multi-User ID trouble-makers and their harlots and P. I. M. P. S don taya!
My instincts tell my a NLander has quenched again!
You heard it from me first.
A great h-enemy of mine.
Praise my Agnostic God of Justice!!!!

Any thread opened by any Okoro-Ngbatitious, Mgbeke-Alatikatious, Chrislamic, LOCAL, UGLY, BUSHMEAT of an ETHNO-RELIGIOUS, nauseating PIG of a BIGOT. . . . I will gladly pass!
Sick of their USELESS ARZZZZEZ!

Gbam!
I have always said it. The moderators and their 'rag-tag' team of ne'er-do-wells , ESPECIALLY in that political/tribal/crime section with their "O Ye My People" harlots are the WORST I tellya. Make dem take dem heads carry the basket of rotten eggs wey dem don lay all over NL!
Ho-ha!

NL for eva jare!!!!

Can you imagine using their useless "report" button to stroke the egos of the so-called moderators and SUPA-moderators?
THE CHIEF CULPRITS themselves?
LWKMD!!!!

Oh dia! He who laughs last SURELY laughs sweeter!
Mu he he he he he
Oturugbeke o!
Titanic don jam rock sink h-inside gutter!
The apple tree that the OLD WOMAN planted over OLD ROGER'S grave don ripe gaaaaan!
Una don chop finish? Oya take ya "knock"!!!!

Oya BAAAAABES and DUUUUUDES, make una begin to HIPATTY HOP!!!!


Gosh! Work is so boring today! I can't believe I am posting on this section on NL!
See wetin desperation dey cause? Kai!!! I am FINISHED!!!!

You can tell people like old poohsies and stale d-e-e-k-s!
God forbid. I love this new one better!

WHY DUNYOO LOUSY NOISEMAKERS GIVE SEUN THE MONEY TO GIVE YOU ALL YOUR RESPECTIVE TEMPLATES? UNA SIDDON HIA DEY CHOOSE AND MAKE NOISE.

Common to contribute money send one NL go better hospital, una nor fit. See the dorty hospital like prison wey una put the poor woman? Shame nor even let una hide those poverty-stricken pictures from the world. Instead of una to send am go LONDO like Ojukwu to quench, una send am go UBTH morgue even with all the 'FASHOLA' state of the art hospitals in Lagos. Now, you are here complaining. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD COST TO RE-IMPLEMENT YOUR 'TASTE'?If you don't like it gerrrrrrrrrrrrrout let me h-enjoy the damn place maself! WTF?

This is what you get when you start sleeping with unproductive 'harlots' who cannot find gainfull employment offline.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Serves that Seun right. Nemesis is catching up with him.

The new site is not the problem. [size=20pt]The issue is that NL is now a battle ground for blind hatred, nauseating feudalism and distasteful ethnic jingoism[/size]. It is ruining every single discussion topic raised here and putting off decent and balanced folks who would ordinarily be inclined to contribute robustly and intelligently in the past. Sadly, NL is now more of a jungle than a forum to discuss even semi-intelligently with others.

Gbam! Especially with all these phock me, I phock you unholy alliances here and there.
Some 'harlots' don corner Seun sotey im don forget im senses.
This whole thing started in 2007.
2006 was the best year on NL. . . I doubt if that can ever be recaptured.
The caliber of AGB'O'ROS on this NL not get rival.
God forbid!!!!
Mu he he he he he he

Make we dey look.

I happy say this template get open viewship to the world o. No more hiding behind 'please log in to view this profile'!

So the e bad belle and e jolosi disease wey catch NigeriaWorld, and NVS done finally cripple NL huh?
Satan, God, Allah + Boko Haram don punish my h-enemies finish.
Mu Che Che Che Che Che
You always reap the hate and wickedness you sow.
Thank my Godioh!

12AM!!! 6 hours to go. What a lovely night!

See as NL Jussu be like "NVS" cemetary! Kei!!!!

I lovvvvvit!!!!

"A thousand shall fall, and ten thousand at thy right hand. . . . But it shall not come nigh thee"!

Amen? Aaaaaamen!!! Jehovah Good Morning! Continue to make the paths of the wicked DARK AND SLIPPERY I pray thee.

Mu Che Che Che Che Che
I promised yawl that I will NEVER leave this NL for ANY of you!
Una go ban taya.
The "OGIDIGBORIGBO 1" of NL reigns supreme.
You can't do shyte!

All MY property dey for MRS CALLOTI name o! No joint accounts!

Try harrder!!!!!! Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che

I go show una say woman dey marry man well well without JUJU or JESUS!!!!!


Bwaaaaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa

More Okoro-Ngbatic coup-plotting with "shared" handles please!!!!

Una go help me plan my super 50th birthday BASH/RETIREMENT party I swia!!!!

Even CNN + AL JAZEERA nor go fit cover am! Guaranteed.

O YE MY POOR OLODO PEOPLE!!!!

Bush!

I mean as in "YORUBA" bush! I NOKIA is na im get one million NLs to infinity. I tok am as me seeyam o! No "offanse"!
Strikes me like someone who has never left his Ogun Shrine abi na State, or seen the inside of an h-aircraft!
You asked me! So, there!

Tchueeeeeeh!

I like am o!
All those useless 'tribalists' and all my h-enemies don dey quench one by one!
Ta nu ja!!!!

Mu che che che che che che

I am soooooooooooo loving the NEW NL I swia.

Arise O lord. . .let my h-enemies keep scattering as I roam free and wild!!!!

Aigbofa: Of course, I almost got carried away.

That 1LIKE was from me as in 'thank you. . . now we are talking'!

Aigbofa: Think of those small small thieves as tiny little holes in a giant tank of water. Give it enough time and all the water will drain out. We can start by plugging those tiny little holes and the big ones whenever we find them.

Like I stated earlier.
Think Nigeria and stop dreaming.

Cremation all the way.
It is in my last will and testament!
God bless America!!!!

Thank you jare!
You know misery loves company
E BADU AND E JOLOSI SINGLE OLD CARGOS will always want you to join their miserable gang of loneliness.
Nor mind dem abeg.
Even if you carry 10 more wives, which wan consain dem?

Nothing do you jare. . . YOU BOTH LOOK BEAURRRRIFUL.

Keep on trucking!!!!Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!