₦airaland Forum

Yes! Has always been and always will be!
Glad I escaped!

BY NIGERIANS!

Nigeria!
We wail thee!

Is this supposed to be an easy way to combat crime or impose undue hardship on the already impoverished citizenry?
Life is rough and tough in Nigeria I tellya!
How will our poor househelps supplement their incomes now?

The KEKE-UDUAGHANS are not enough to go around.
Especially as 'Onitsha' robbers have come to purchase them all from across the Niger for RE-SALE!
Those scum-bags!

It has not worked in Lagos or Abuja. . . transportation remains a nightmare for those travelling to and from the cities/ghettos!

justwise: Because we are not talking about suicide bombing or other terrorist activities. Its division of labour when it comes crime in Nigeria, each tribe got their own crime specialization

Exactly.
But the 'Southerners' are champions in ECONOMIC/ANTI-SOCIAL CRIMES!
Domestically and internationally!
Should we derail the thread?

Donalð Genes: Lmao! So are you from the school of thought that supports men being a womanizer? You see my point now,men are moved by sight and I believe if you girls were sort of modest in your dress sense,am pretty sure he wouldn't wanna tinker about such thought but maybe he saw your curves or whatever and he was propelled to have you both eaten

Women do not have to be modestly dressed to keep men from being womanizers.
Just an excuse. MEN. . .ALL MEN ARE WOMANIZERS BY NATURE.
Some more so than others.
Nothing to be ashamed about.
No big deal.
JUST DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. . . .SIMPLE!

*Kails*:
FCKRY.

@topic I think reason no.2 plays the biggest role.
"The world is associating Romney with Bush"

Lord knows we don't want or need another one of those!

SO. . . WHY DO YOU NEED TO QUOTE ME TO MAKE YOUR POINT? MISSING SOME ACTION OR SUM'UM? ABI YOU SEE DATI YA BALOGUN-190 GANG-BANGERS FOR MY POST? HOW CAN I HELP YOU DEAR? TRY HARDER.


Hai! NL don dry gaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Sooooooooooooooooo, what is wrong with being a womanizer?
Ditch the bible. . . prepare your last will and testament. . . DIE HAPPY!
Wetin dey sweet dey kill. . . I sure don't wanno die like Jesus Christ or Gadaffi!

You men always need excuses.
My sister and I were not skimpily vs scampily dressed when one man pursued us from INSIDE plane in Nigeria last 2 weeks.
He thought he was seeing double EVEN WITH DIFFERENT OUTFITS!

"Are you twins?
Are you twins?
Lovely. . .your noses. . . your noses. . .your noses. . . SO POINTED. . . SO STRAIGHT!!!". . .till we got into our vehicle and drove off!

HE WANTED TO CHOP BOTH OF US RIGHT THERE IN THE AIRPORT!

Kei!!!!! LWKMD!!!!

Who cares if you wanno womanize or not? Your prerogative. . . .!
I nor SEND! Life is a 'GENERAL MARKET'. . . .not a 'TOTOPOLY'!

I hope Scotland wins.
About time those extremely lazy Brits stood on their own crippled feet!

You simply tell them that AMERICA is the greatest PLANET in the world for 'BLACK' PEOPLE and others in the world.
Whether he wins or loses the bid for re-election. . . HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE.
This could never happen in the most racist places in the world, including the UK!
Booooooooooooy! The UK is soooooooooooo jealous. The USA beat them to making a BLACK man relevant in the world.
Black people can for ever hold and LIFT their heads HIGHER AND HIGHER. . . .

Thanks to WHITE-JEWISH AMERICA!!!!!

What happens after this is irrelevant!
History has been made. . . I am glad I am alive to witness it!

When we have a 'democracy'. . . then we can discuss 'democratic presidents' abi?

Kudos! Nairalanders. . . so, after all your noise. . . you are still HUMPING eachother offline. . .?
Biafran goes out of Biafra to find a wife!
I lovvvit!

Oya Nigeria, begin divide!
Mu he he he he he he he
What a bore to get married from your own ethnic background.
100% Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba or ANY SUCH NUISANCE na heavy CURSE!

Congratulations on the newly-weds!
GO ON WITH ONE NIGERIA!
The children of such unions will ALWAYS THINK GLOBALLY. . . .and strive to be better NIGERIAN human beings than the likes of AWOLOWO, AZIKIWE OR AHMADU BELLO for sure!!!!

One would think that Nigeria was made of only Yoruba and Igbo peeps!
The stats are not surprising. . . .AS USUAL!
Any surprises?
Emmanuel 'Ekhator', the 'Bini-tief' finally puts a splash of color to ensure some measure of tribal character!
You will never find 'NORTHERNERS' in such a list even with all their problems!

Iran has been dealing with a 'nuclear' Israel.
I think it is only fair to return the favor.

Israel & Iran may have to leave in peace with each other, a peace maintained by Mutually Assured Destruction or MAD - knowing fully well that in the event one attacks another with Nuclear weapon, the attacker would as well be toasted. Since MAD maintained peace between US & former Soviet Union, it would work for Nuclear Iran & Israel.

Simple! So, I don't know what the problem is really.

Sammiejo: Callotti ; please I left you a message on the diarylanders chat room. Kindly help out.

Really?
I don't visit such places.
I don't do pepper-soup 'gangs' on or off NL.
Sorry dia!

Our 'village cook' made that soup o! E nor get recipe!
She nor dey speak 'English'! VERY DIRTY TOO. . . .all part of the sweetness!

Here comes the 'one-man-army' crying in the wilderness again.

Only a Northerner can get away with this kind of 'thingy'. . .
El Rufai
Sanusi
Ribadu. . .

Una carry go jor! Una toooo mussssssssssh!!!!
Unfortunately, your dreams die with you.
Another para-military JUNTA takes over in 2015. . . .you are toast!

Yes! The Bible is a special drug for the material wretched and spiritually poor!
CRACK IS WACK!

Because he is 'BLACK' and 'SOCIALIST'!
All you need to be popular only to the 'LAZIEST' of the world.
Looking for a an 'economic messiah' to keep 'dashing' 'em free stuff!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Mitt!
I have made a special effort to be off and present to vote for MITT!!!!
Enough of Obama. . . . . !

What is there to debate, when it is obvious as ever that politics is just like 'ping-pong'?
Goooooooooooooooooooo ROMNEY!!!!

We Nigerians, are truly an UGLY breed. . . inside and out.
Are these apes or humans?

Nigeria is not the only sub-human, geographical location with 'North' and 'South'. . . .in it.
Just as others have found ways to co-exist. . . .NIGERIA will have to find such ways!
Case dismissed!

Not looking forward to re-vaquished victims of kwashiokor. . . all over again!
Thank you!

Chongaiman: @Callotti
Thanks for posting that song. Never fails to move me.

Welcome.