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tyson55: Callotti, have you performed your civic responsibility today?

I mean have you voted? Or you ain't eligible.

Hope you voted Romney.

Ain't 'eligible' ke?

I am not A WOR-WOR "UGLY-DUCKLING" aka aka awon imported cyber bride from continent to continent o! Or awon illegal cyber, ABSTINlENCE-VIRGIN who-RES. . . Ashawos. waiting to s-h-a-g a moderator abi na SUPER-UGLY MODERATOR to the altar for residence-permit! Aka perpetual student as 'kpe' desperado WAZOBIA, cyber marriage for 'green card'!

I voted at exactly 7:15AM this morning!
Yes, by the power of my 12 year-old blue passport, I VOTED FOR THE WHITE MAN!



THE MAIN REASON FOR MY AMERICAN SUCCESS AND HAPPINESS!!!!
ROMNEY, my SAVIOR!!!
Hooooooooray!!!!!

Abeg, my darling husband has just left to vote after work. We don't have ILLEGAL, free-loaders in my family, WHO CAN ONLY VACATION ON THE CYBER AIRWAYS OOOOOOH, CHAIIII!!!!!!!'
Tufiakwa!!!!!

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If you had law and order in that USELESSSSSS "CU-NT"-RY of yours, we will not be discussing Boko Haram!
How long did it take the FG to level Ogoni?

Biafra is a treasonable concept. Not the same as Boko Haram. The IGBOS were killed because they were making trouble! Thanks to the first coup and IGBO traitors within!!!! OJUKWU, the short-man-DEVIL!

The same force will be used to fight Boko Haram, WHICH I DOUBT ARE NIGERIANS!!!!

Thank you!!!

WTF?

Only in places like Africa do we still see worms creeping out of the azzzzez of children!

If the proper sanitary and storage facilities were instituted AND MAINTAINED, constant electricity and all, will worms/MAGGOTS lay eggs inside the an-uses of infants and children?

LWKMD!!!!

Dis na de kain tin wey Oyinbo peeps dey take act HORROR movies!

Fancy WORMS creeping out of children's poohsies and d-e-e-k-s in the 21st century!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

What a PRIMITIVE and BACKWARD society. TWA!!!!

re@lchange:
she-baboon

Mu he he he he
Tank you!
Onye-STARVATION!!!

Chineke bia bia bia
Onye Oma bia bia bia
KC take it to the left
KC take it to the right

Knack me
Knack me
Knack me

Abeg? Na who sing this song?
Very sweet!

Get over it !
If you make trouble again, YOU GET STARVED AGAIN!
Period !

The UBA boys are feeding FAT with Nigeria's money AND OIL BLOCKS TOO! Please, go and collect your Christmas bag of rice there. Thanks for the disturbance !

Yessssssoh!!!!
Na ROMNEY make the machine!!!!
Juju for ROMNEY, make OBAMA lose!
Arrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!
We must get a refund from that Okigwe native-doctor!!!
Nonsense!!!!

OYIGBI YIGBIII

Gooooooooooo ROMNEY!!!!!!

Who cares?
I don vote my own!
Daaaaaaaang!!!!
See line!!!!!!

Dead heat!!!!
Gooooooooooo ROMNEY!!!!!
I voted for you sweerie!
Democrats for poooor blood-suckerzzzz!
Republican for the wealthy and productive!!!
This is one week off well-spent!!!!
God Bless America, my home SWEETEST home!!!!!

I changed my mind and flew home to vote.
Gooooooooo ROMNEY!!!!!!
Win, lose or draw. . . .you are my MAN!!!!!

And the polymonikering whoredom continues! Ha! We are hiding from cyber riff-raffs and e badu belle and e jolosi WOR-WOR Okoro-Yoruba cowards on NL and other GOSSIP BOARDS o!

Kei!!!!

*rolls eyes*

Kwa kwa kwa kwa

Dem don taya!!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che

H-enemies have been vanquished! Who wanna kiss filthy azzzzez on or OFFLINE?

Mtcheeeeeew!!!!

NL is soooooo boring. Gang power aka I wanna phock an UGLY moderator to carry belle to the h-altar don fail!!!!

Half blow, one miRRRRion AKPUS!

Phocking Wretchezzzzz!!!!!
I LOVE PURGATORY !!!!!

Make una try una luck! The BEST is yet to come!

Loading up on ammunition!

Na today?
Christian 'a-nus' - phockerzzzz!!!!
Tell the truth jare!
Wife ko, boss in!
Mtcheeeeeeeeew!!!!
Nigger Bishop Eddy Not-So-Long-Kenny-Rogers-Blokos-Thingy!!!!

His stoooopidity for mankind's stooooopidity'
Equation balance!!!!

Only dumb Christians blame the Devil for the evil machinations of their confused and extremely DAFT God!

Do they ever take responsibility for their actions?
Heck no!
Silly COWS!!!'

How does it stop the "pastors" from BROWSING their H-INTERNETS? Free WIFI na free WIFI jare! Easy connectivity from HOTSPOT to HOTSPOT!

Holy Ghost can still pregger vAghinz!
Abi Mary wear troziz?

Just voted!!!
Goooooo Romney!!!
Too bad Nairalanders are illegal voters!!!
Even those with 'perpetual F9 visas' in the USA are making noise on this thread too? Wonders!!!!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che

If you voted. . . show your logo!!!!
Abi dem nor gif una logo?
Since when did 'illegal' students begin to vote?

I am sure these are IGBOS who don't like Biafra jungle!

Desola: sorry, Callotti, I mistook you for ibo.

You write like a particular bini woman on NL whose username escapes me now. She was just as funny.

That must be MILITIA-LASINOH. One and the same.

Bini women nor get mouth o! VERY TIMID.
They are very, very reserved. I am not bini. They are daaaaamn toooooo LOCAL AND UGLY with HORSE feet, no pairs of shoes can comfortably size! I mean daaaaamn UGLY'!!!!
Tufiakwa!!!!!
I am Afemai! The land of the BOLD and BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Gosh! I wish Nigeria could be the USA for just one day. I will join the army I swear.
After using Nigeria's money to bury that UGLY rebel warlord of an Abidjan coward?
Where was MASSOB then?
Phocking leeches!

Because a man's pehnis dies quickly with just one woman around him!

They should be ignored. After marching, the would return home. This is a distraction for the federal government. Too much attention being given to these jokers!

Pele dear!
Next time, don't have only one love!
Free world!
Move on! It is only a damn poohsie, and it stinks every morning like any other! No stress abeg!