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[b]1 Kings 12:14 >>


New International Version (©1984)
he followed the advice of the young men and said, "My father made your yoke heavy; I will make it even heavier. My father scourged you with whips; I will scourge you with scorpions."

New Living Translation (©2007)
and followed the counsel of his younger advisers. He told the people, "My father laid heavy burdens on you, but I'm going to make them even heavier! My father beat you with whips, but I will beat you with scorpions!"

English Standard Version (©2001)
he spoke to them according to the counsel of the young men, saying, “My father made your yoke heavy, but I will add to your yoke. My father disciplined you with whips, but I will discipline you with scorpions.”

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
and he spoke to them according to the advice of the young men, saying, "My father made your yoke heavy, but I will add to your yoke; my father disciplined you with whips, but I will discipline you with scorpions."

King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
And spake to them after the counsel of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, and I will add to your yoke: my father also chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
He spoke to them as the young men advised. He said, "If my father made your burden heavy, I will add to it. If my father punished you with whips, I will punish you with scorpions."

King James 2000 Bible (©2003)
And spoke to them after the counsel of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, and I will add to your yoke: my father also chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.

American King James Version
And spoke to them after the counsel of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, and I will add to your yoke: my father also chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.

American Standard Version
and spake to them after the counsel of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, but I will add to your yoke: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.

Douay-Rheims Bible
And he spoke to them according to the counsel of the young men, saying: My father made your yoke heavy, but I will add to your yoke: my father beat you with whips, but I will beat you with scorpions.

Darby Bible Translation
and he spoke to them according to the advice of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, but I will add to your yoke: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.

English Revised Version
and spake to them after the counsel of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, but I will add to your yoke: my father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions;

Webster's Bible Translation
And spoke to them after the counsel of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, and I will add to your yoke: my father also chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.

World English Bible
and spoke to them according to the counsel of the young men, saying, "My father made your yoke heavy, but I will add to your yoke. My father chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions."

Young's Literal Translation
and speaketh unto them, according to the counsel of the lads, saying, 'My father made your yoke heavy, and I add to your yoke; my father chastised you with whips, and I -- I chastise you with scorpions;'


Gill's Exposition of the Entire Bible
And spake to them after the counsel of the young men,.... And in the very language in which they gave it:

saying, my father made your yoke heavy, and I will add to your yoke; my father also chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions; see Gill on 1 Kings 12:11.


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Geneva Study Bible
And spake to them after the counsel of the young men, saying, My father made your yoke heavy, and I will add to your yoke: my father also chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.


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Amen!!!

What a mARcifoo GOD!

Goooooooooooooooooooooo ROMNEY!!!

sigmundfreud: Perhaps u shd ask the 'HOLY SPIRIT'...u seems to know a lot already.

I already did. . .and it is hiding in shame for being the FATTEST hypocrite invented by AND EXPOSED BY CHRISTIANS.
Unfortunately. . .some still have no shame left to call themselves CHRISTIANS for being spiritually-duped!
Some diseases have no cures. . .especially CHRISTIANITY.
Cherios!
Next topic please.

New Living Translation (©2007)
"God is not a mortal like me, so I cannot argue
with him or take him to trial.

World English Bible
For he is not a man, as I am, that I should
answer him, that we should come together in
judgment.
....

No problem.
When you can give me a MORTAL like myself TO WORSHIP. . .with the same frailties, gimme a holla. I am not interested in an arrogant supernatural being created by the feverish machinations of EARTHLY, spiritual-cowards afraid to live and die in EVERY one breath.
Till then. . .I don't plan to visit a church or anywhere 2 or 3 are gathered in HIS name in my lifetime to listen to the preacheries against mortals like moi.
Thank ya!

No good marriage needs prayer. . . .When it turns bad. . . get rid of it.
Only problem? No divorcee CHRISTIAN should preach about marriage. . .OLD CARGO SINGLES TOO!
You are not qualified as either FAILURES or FAILURE TO REACH ALTAR.

Thank you!

The Christian 'cherub' of a God. . .and his 'son' Jesus were never married. So who are you supposed to pray to for inspiration? Adulterers, fornicators and conceptions from the kingdom of 'bastardom'?

Enough of messages.
When is he gonna come down. . .so we can know his real daddy?

sigmundfreud: Thought disorder...
Take a drag...not smoke the whole joint!

Is the 'HOLY GHOST' aka GOD of Christians an adulterer or not?

Please, answer the questions. . . true or false?

Which kind of hair?
Head, pubic or armpit?

Yet he mocks you everyday by putting 'SATAN' in your life every minute in the form of sickness and death!
You still have to SUFFER to enter his kingdom.
WHAT A MERCIFUL AND GRACIOUS GOD.
It does not need to be mocked. . . it does a good job in your Christian lives every second.
Most importantly, UNBELIEVERS like myself live better lives. . .and HAPPIER ones too. . .to mock it further!
HA!

Pele o!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CBNE25rtnE

Thank you!

Ileke-IdI:
So calotti has a problemw ith one Ekiti person on another site. Expains why she come dey attack me :-

Who is attacking you?
Did you manufacture the word Ekiti?

It is what the 'HOLY GHOST' did with his AUSPICIOUS Ekiti Blokos. . . . . . aka phocking Mary the 'mother' of Jesus while her husband 'MOFO JO' looked on like a swuegbe watching FREE P-O-R-N. . . to give GOD an only BIGGOTED son of his own OMNI-IMPOTENCE!

Abi was Mary not married to Joseph AS A VIRGIN?
Even after giving birth. . .she remaind a VIRGIN and in death! JOSEPH NEVER EVEN PHOCKED HER once!
Mary was 'blessed amongst women' if I may add. . .
The 'illegitimate' son was crowned MESSIAH of the world.
THE HOLY GHOST continues to 'move in mysterious ways'!

Who committed adultery again?
MORE LIKE THE ORIGINAL SIN!

Adam and Eve were not married but were companions. . .COMMITTING FORNICATION even with SERPENTS!!!
Mary was married to Joseph but was phocked by the HOLY GHOST with an Ogbonge 'spiritual blokos'. . . containing 23 pairs of chromosones!

Mary was married. . .the HOLY GHOST IN THE FORM OF GOD signed up another MONIKER/HANDLE. . .Impregnated her WITH HER CONSENT. . . as a so-called VIRGIN. Both God and Mary were adulters. . .Q.E.D.

Glad to know I have met and seen better looking gay people.
Only the Nigerian ones in the UK will look like homeless pick-pockets.
Sheeeeeeeeeeesh

How does she plan to do this?
This woman get time sha.
She nefa tok wetin she dey do for Nigeria. . . SERIOUSLY!

Mu he he he he he he he he

Oh dia!

Bad tin dey make person laff sointines.

Fellow adulterers, it is time to praise ya lord!!!
Reverend Okochichi of NL and all the preaching of ONLY HOLY-HOLY NWENJE S-E-X ON NL should be committing suicide somewhere by now!
Mu che che che che

Norrrrin sweet like stolen d-ee-k or poohsie I tellya!
Can't wait to chop some more.
HMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMM HMMMMMM!!!!!!