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Well, I guess she is not alone in this 'big-belle' matter!

GOOD LUCK! Mrs GOODLUCK!
I beg nor come back like Yaradua o!
I go miss ya gramma!!!

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Seriously.

pDude: No probs ma'am

Everyday I dey happy ontop nairaland because of you o!

Thank you!

pDude: Mu Choi Choi Choi!

Callo, make I nor lie, I don dey wait for you to yarn on this topic and I know say anything wey you talk go make me laff sotay I go shyt for bodi. You nor dey disappoint o!

Oh boy!
I been reply to one before o.
Seun comot am.
Sorry sir!

But come o. . .na wetin she carry for that belle we big like pregnant h-elephant im own sef?
Abi she go 'born' for Germany?
Any time you see am. . . na so-so "agbada" and "Bou-Bou" she dey wear.
WETIN SHE CARRY?

Haba!
So rich people suffer from 'food-poisoning' too?
See as she swell for bench like 'boar-constrictor'!
My fellow 'widowers' part 1.
Grab ya own copy nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

We wish her well. . .if it is the wish of her 'gods'! Amin o!
She never looked healthy anyhoo.
Na so 'First Lady' suppose look?
See as her husband REYsemBOO 'Port Harcourt' First-Son original.
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Na wetim she carry for that belle sef?

See more 'Christians' here. . . in church today.
After Friday/Saturday night.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK2Xgbxr1Z4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nIy7CXV5gU&feature=related

Which God?
What religion?
For who?

God does not make it hard to defend relition.
It was made by MAN.
Man made God!

The Catholics do not agree with the Mormons. . .for starters.
Islam is not worth talking about. Will not even try to understand it.

All religions are 'MAN-MADE'. Leave 'God' out of it. All about 'mind-control'!

https://www.nairaland.com/1036402/satan-forgiven

Satan asking God for forgiveness?
Where did the 'scriptures' state that?

https://www.nairaland.com/1036530/what-think-origin-existence-god

A Christian asking for 'clarifications' on the EXISTENCE OF HIS/HER CREATOR?

Examples?

If you had the faith of a 'mustard' seed, you would have stopped asking these kinds of questions. You have been given a 'blessed assurance' that 'jesus is yours'!


Please, head to the 'have you praised him today section'. . .for 'BELIEVERS' only. . .and stop being a 'DOUBTING THOMAS'!

Thank you!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5E1gWdW3P8

I don't understand why Christians keep asking questions ONLY UNBELIEVERS should be asking!

If you are confused. . .YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN.

pDude: Mu che che che che che che!

Why dem dey reject the dedi body naw? Nor be their property? If to say him build big mansion for the village, na so dem go dey struggle for who go bury am.

Mu he he he he he! Igbo people sef.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_xnXZh8a8

E nor get money nau.
If na Orji Kalu. . .dem for claim am sharp-sharp!

There are Orjis and there are ORJIS!!!
Make no mistake o!
Mu eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_eHbzBZPnA

Typical of primitive folk!
Live like animals, die like animals. . .survived by animals!

Religion makes you stoopid? YES!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5C2OSQXDoY&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTuko-vnSsQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWYXWfLsQ6g&feature=fvwrel

What will God do to Satan?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbrm8Gejo_A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OBBJWORgg

Actually, it exposed God and will keep him in chains forever.

1. Jesus Christ will NEVER come down to Earth.

Science has DNA. . .God does not!

We go know who im papa be! GBAM! As for rising from the dead a second time. . . .mu he he he he he he. . .

These are the kinds of pharmacists that would sell 'date-r-ap-e drugs to street urchins. . .after being baptized with names like 'CHUKWUNONSO'! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Genetic ritualists!

Like it will solve any problems?
More traffic.
No road maintenance for the vehicles.
More pollution.
More accidents.
More cancer.
More fuel shortages.

Back to minus square ONE!

Yeeeeeeeeeeah!
From Ghana with love!

I will advice him to stick with his game plan.
Do nothing sir!
Our South-South presido will not be the political 'Messiah' that will be sacrificed for nothing.
TA NU JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

An-al phocking is sooooooooo common now.
Poohsie nor dey tight again.

Mohammed said that the accused had intimate intercourse with the complainant on his bed[b] when the complainant was fast asleep.[/b]

Yeah right!
Without vaseline. . .he must have had a VERY WIDE HOLE!!!

A 28-year-old man, Bestwood Chuckwuemeka, was arraigned on Monday at a Karu Magistrates’ Court for sodomy.

Hmmmmm!!! ChukwuEmeka witi ndi 'an-us - phocking'!

Tufiakwa!!!

I doubt she knows what she is talking about.
Glad she enjoyed it at least.
There is nothing that makes the news all over Nigeria than pedophilia. . .Kei!!!
Little girls are not safe all over the world.
This forbidden fruit remains sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
TAA NUUUUU JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

The man failed to use the 'BABA SUWE' method!

Na wah for Christians o!
See hypocrisy!
No kain disease wey dem nor go spread!
Kei!

So pastor nor dey use 'condoms' too?

Mu eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh

Na wah for 'HOLY NWENJE' CHRISTIAN SISTERS O!

See 'E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI' o!
Mu jeh jeh jeh jeh jeh jeh

Sonala, please go and collect your own 'land parcel' please.
Reuben Mgbati has been favored by "GOD"!
For who jah bless. . .let no man curse!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

. . .And who told you we/THEY did not know him?
Is he not a NIGERIAN?

Boring as hell. . .no better topics.
Atheist bashers have been defeated and driven to their 'covens'!
About time too!

Back to bed to do that which I love to do best!
It is S-I-Nday!