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Do you blame them?
I think I would take those over any garden of Eden filled with serpents!
Or one with some AUSPICIOUS HOLY GHOST inseminating it's r-ape victims to conceive another MESSIANIC basssad some dense followers can cannibalize every Sunday! Or the crazy thought of 72 recycled/reconstructed VVF, sorry-arzzz virgins for some reeetarded, se-xu-ally-frustrated, sadistic, suicide bombers. . .who think phocking budless infant poohsies is the only sure way to get 'it' up on a 'camel'!

Mu he he he he he he

I trust my American police ke! Every remedy for mad people! God bless America, my sweetest home sweetest!!!

Se-xu-al frustration na wa ya o! Abeg, wey my husband jare! It is 5:30AM! Time to KNACK!!!

Good job! May your TV channel prosper. Enough of ignorance! Time for some light!

truthislight: is this really the" human nature" or what?

What is the beauty/attraction in this?

I see how you will make the "better world" also.

completely of the decent human society.

Lemme guess? You must either be a Christian or a Muslim? Once upon a time, I would have 'stooped to conquer'! In either case, engaging YOU would be a gross disservice to either God or Allah. Please, endeavour to emancipate YASELF from mental and SPIRITUAL slavery! Condolences, from the depth of apologies too!

A condom-freeeee God!!!
If IT wants us to use condoms, IT should modify the African pehnise size!!!
I am frankly TIRED of losing waaaaay too many condoms in first-round ONLY!
Goodnight!!!

pDude: Calo Calo. Chei! I don miss you oooooo! It wasn't the same without u. I'm already laffing now. Chei! Calotti I'm glad ur back.

I don come back jare. Nice break from cyber urchins! Since all my h-enemies don turn "hidden posts" aka 'bag of SOT' for hia and all over the cyber finish. What nauseating creatures!

Erm. . .? Wetin be all those "follow" and "unfollow" wey full for my profile page?

See wetin greed dey cause?
Only Naija man blokos go rise for im own r-ape!
Twa!

Playing 'Oliver Twist' for my darling Naija men! Toe-toe nor go kill una ancestors in the Holy name of Osama Bin Ladin!!! Iseeeeeee!!!!

No surprise there!
Anything disgraceful, dem hand go dey h-inside!
Twa!!! Money! Money! Money!

Like father like son, like mother like daughter!
Generational curses propagated by religion and culture.
Genetic malformation. 1 in 4 men are r-API-sts in South Africa.
In Nigeria. . .1 in 2!!!!

Even women derive sick pleasure from seing their fellow women humiliated!
All because their own mothers may have suffered the same!
Especially women who will do ANYTHING to keep anything with a de-e-k! Or those that can't keep even half a man!

More fruit of the womb madness with Religious Psychos! Thank my Agnostic Gawd for the white man's land!!!Rented eggs, sPAms and wombs for less than $2K!!! You can only be BARREN if you are stupid! Amen.

Who wanno teif palm-wine tapper's poverty-stricken, OLODO genes? Chai!!! Instead, I go go burgle White House teif Michelle Obama egg and Barrack sPAm!

Shiooooooor!!!

A God free from spiritual reetardation, as in the BUSH fascination with frontal virgins! Even with A-GAPE wide, BACK holes!!!

Stop!!!

LWKMD!!!!

Much fun I tell ya. Moving on.

A God that does not expect 'thank-yous' for his diseases!
E.g, the Krisssshian God of Cancer/AIDS or the Mu-Muzlum God of VVFs(tear-tear, Saudi Arabian poohses)!

No 'trolling' please!

A God that does not hide like SOME wretched, NL 'Mr. Anony' coward!

A God that does not KILL her Believers who commit the crimes she invented in the first place!

A God that is not heartless enough to send his so-called 'only-BIGOTTED, bassssad' born of a super-DENSE, MGBEKE of a SHEMALUU to die worse than Osama Bin Ladin or Gaddafi!!!! The woman agreed to the'kwah-kwah' prophesy!

A God that is not a RITUALIST!
Always looking for "sacrifice" like a spiritual, GRAND-WIZARD!!!

Blood-thirsty MOFO!

A God that is not a BABARIAN. Chopping off hands and feet for common adultery or fornication! Afterall, his HOLY GHOST doked another man's VIRGIN wife AUSPICIOUSLY, with his E*K*T 2-inch invisible blokos!

A God that does that feels no shame about nooDITY.
Why should he be the only one to look at free po-rn?
Good job Adam and Eve!!!!

A God that cannot be unwitted by a common SERPENT!

A God of love! Not BIGOTRY!!!
A G-A-Y Lord!!!!

A REAL GOD. . . .more powerful/less timid than his Deputy(SATAN)!

A female GOD with the baddddddest arzzzz!

A God that looooooves ORAL SSSessss!!!!

A God that does not have e badu belle and e jolosi like the reetarrds "it" created!

A God that gets things right the first time, without jumping from Old Testikules to New Testikules!

One that can keep his own damn commandments before instructing his 'drunken' prophets to spread his ignorance and lack of spiritual, brain matter.

More to come.

*Switches off phone*

One that takes pride in being neither a sezzually-frustrated, g-A-y, basstURd nor a VagioPhile/Anu-sphile of little boys and girls. AKA messiah/prophet!!!

Is one of the requirement of the 'rapture' not to do away with evil?
Once again, the only Christian I ever heard about is Jesus Christ. I doubt be 'commeth' to 'rapture' himself. I am not a 'rapture-believer'! No thanks. I have super-raptured here on Earth.

I hope such a nuisance does not happen in my lifetime.
An AIDS endemic would be more satisfying. Spiritually-speaking.

Over to the atheists! Repentance is STRICTLY a Christian concept.
I have absolutely nothing to repent for.
Exercising free will does not call for repentance.
If I do wrong, I apologize. If you like forgive/forget. Your gaddem bizz.
I have long moved on from your hurt and pain. So take your weakling of a spiritual sorry-arzz and move da hell on.
Repent? Lai lai.

mkmyers45: Thanks...You don come abi you go soon leave us

Leave ke?
I fit take break. But to leave? Lai lai!!!
I like to pepper my henemies. Make dem know say I dey kamkpeeeeeee KIDIGBA!!!
I dey come. We are discussing treatments for micro peh-nises, ambiguous gheni-Talia and sex-Tual hormones right now in class. My favorites. My phone wan quench.