₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,343 members, 8,430,502 topics. Date: Saturday, 20 June 2026 at 03:05 PM

Toggle theme

Callotti's Posts

Nairaland ForumCallotti's ProfileCallotti's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 (of 149 pages)

Christianity EtcRe: Some Confusıon About Jesus Chrıst!!! by Callotti: 10:01pm On Aug 29, 2012
We as Super-Americans are planning to capture that his FAKE YESHUARIC azzzze, and extract his DNA.
Now, you know why he DARES not come down to Earth!
Watch out! cheesy

PLEASE WORSHIP HIM WHILE YOU CAN. kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Some Confusıon About Jesus Chrıst!!! by Callotti: 10:00pm On Aug 29, 2012
Surprised MONKEYNA2 FACE SHARIA WINCH abi na MANMUSTWACPOOHSIE nefa close this thread!!! grin
PoliticsRe: Why I Resigned From Jonathan's Cabinet-prof. Nnaji by Callotti: 9:41pm On Aug 29, 2012
Another failed crook!
You for wait for dia, make dem DISGRACE you comot. EWU INTERGRITY.
You think say Naija politics na for children like you? grin
Mgboo Mgboo PIA FU KWA G'ISI DIA!!! kiss

Abeg comot, make ABOKI carry ya job!
PoliticsRe: Ex Abia State Gov. Uzor Kalu Attempts To Bribe EFCC Has Hit The Rock by Callotti: 9:30pm On Aug 29, 2012
He needs to go ask Lucky Igbinedion how to go about it!
He looks 'slow'. wink
PoliticsRe: 2015 Polls: Expect Violence, Excerpt… – Sambo,nsa by Callotti: 9:25pm On Aug 29, 2012
Ok.

We can't wait! Lerrus see 'ow many COWARDS will crawl out from under their beds from the SOUTH! grin
TravelRe: Nigeria Gets US Visa Priority Attention With Brazil & China by Callotti: 9:22pm On Aug 29, 2012
Time to import new WILLING slaves from Nigeria. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Spanish Magazine Exposes Michelle Obama's Bossom!!!!! by Callotti: 9:04pm On Aug 29, 2012
Oh please! cheesy
She ain't gat none.
Dry CHEST AND NYANSH!!!
A lotta BONY HIPS spreading sideways. cool

Still pretty tho! cheesy

NO BOBBIES!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Church Bans Towering Head Tie Known As Gele!!! by Callotti: 9:00pm On Aug 29, 2012
OYA O!!!

MONKEYNA2. . . . COME CLOSE DIS THREAD TOO! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Are Women The Only Infertile Ones In The Bible?? by Callotti: 5:05pm On Aug 29, 2012
Because, MEN wrote the Bible.
DNA will soon feature FATHER ABRAHAM AND THE HOLY GHOST on Maury Pauvich show with: YOU ARE NOT GOD THE FATHER!!!!!

HEEEY HEEEEY!!! BEHOLD!!! BABY FACTORIES OF ASHKELON, GALILEE ATI BETHLEHEM!!!!! cheesy

In fact, MARY the PERPETUAL VIRGIN-AFTER-GIVING-BIRTH should take a MATERNITY TEST to make sure she did not STEAL another woman's child! I don't trust all that "BORN IN A MANGER" HOCUS-POCUS. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Nigeria Is Not An Exception – Lawmaker by Callotti: 4:40pm On Aug 29, 2012
Take your time! No rush.
You still have 1000 years to 'over-come' you GENETIC DEFECTS# kiss

Don't blame me : I VOTED FOR ROMNEY! cool
Christianity EtcRe: Obama As The Beast? by Callotti: 4:27pm On Aug 29, 2012
Muheheheheheheeeeeeeh!!!
LWKMD EEEEEEEEH!!!! grin
When Chimps wrote the Bible, Gorillas were tasked to transcribe. . . .leaving ONLY BABOONS to interprete!
The Christian God must be pleased!!! grin
CrimeRe: Domestic Violence by Callotti: 4:18pm On Aug 29, 2012
Jakumo: You are a good person, Callotti, with an astute life philosophy that occupies a higher evolutionary plane than that of most Nigerians, even today in 2012. Your words of wisdom are words to live by - Violence begets violence.

Echoing your last line, use measured violence ornly when in IMMEDIATE danger of physical attack, but NEVER, NEVER emply violence to punish or control others.
Thank you. Coming from you, I am indeed SUPER-FLATTERED. kiss
I thank my father especially.
He loved me DEARLY.

You must be PSYCHIC!!!!
I HEARD THE SAME WORDS FROM MY BOSS THIS WEEK. . . .Spooky!

"You are a good person"!

I ask my husband EVERY anniversary to give me a reason why he likes me. His reason is always: "You are a good woman"!
Daaaaaaang! You are GOOD!
PoliticsRe: Should Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Resign? – By Omoade Adelani by Callotti: 3:52pm On Aug 29, 2012
Why should she resign?
At least ONE Biafran that LOOOOOOOVES the Nigerian currency!!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: So You Think Nigeria Is Very Corrupt? Check Out D Most "Corruption-free Country" by Callotti: 3:42pm On Aug 29, 2012
We know.
But please have something to SHOW for YOUR own corruption. kiss
New Zealand has electricity AND A WORKING POLICE FORCE!!!
PoliticsRe: Which African Countries Are Better Than Nigeria? by Callotti: 3:10pm On Aug 29, 2012
solomon111: you really want italy at 50?!
You dont really know what italy was at 50.
Sure beats NiGGeria @ 50.
Italians experienced growth at least, not death.
Foreign AffairsRe: EXPOSED! “osama Bin Laden Was Unarmed And Already Dead" - Retired US Navy SEAL by Callotti: 3:02pm On Aug 29, 2012
The story keeps changing. This is gooooood. grin One day, we shall find out where he really is. wink
PoliticsRe: Oyesiku Chairs American Neurological Surgeons Board by Callotti:
Thank God!!!
Unlike the other He-Goat aka "Ikemba" Neuro-Surgeon blackmailed by one of his nurses, for having s-e-x in hospital parking-lots in this same America.
Mister "Finance Minister" with ashawo "UGLY" Mrs. PIGGY NYANSH MOUTH!!! tongue
This is gooooooood neeeeeeews!!!! cool
God bless America!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!
When will the UK produce a Kenyan Obama sef? tongue


HE RELOCATED TO THE US 3 DECADES AGO? grin
Hope he did not leave wives and children as "Nigerian Welfare Recipients" over dial o? cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Envy Not Your Fellow Human Being by Callotti:
No one EVER qualified to elicit such an emotion from moi.
I only envy the WHITE BRAIN. cool
A black skin can only produce either VAGAL or GAG reflex. . . .to shyte or puke!!!
Thank you! grin

WHY IN THE WORLD. . . . .WOULD ANYONE WANT TO ENVY A FELLOW BLACK NONENTITY? undecided
Apologies! I ain't that CURSED! kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists - Stop wasting your time on Christians/Muslims by Callotti: 9:11am On Aug 29, 2012
Thank you. kiss
Any thing else?
PoliticsRe: OBJ - Nigeria Was Debt Free When I Left Office In 2007 by Callotti: 9:06am On Aug 29, 2012
Oya o!
Dem don set anoda trap to catch TRIBAL BUSH-MEATS!!!
Awon "this post is hidden" won kpe e o!!!!! grin
Mu he he he he he

@Topic
This is gooooooood news o! Why are we just discovering this FICTION? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Enemies Within by Callotti: 8:49am On Aug 29, 2012
Sending text-messages as the only form of penmanship has really killed good writing skills I swear. grin
WTH-F?
Who needs William Shakespeare after reading the above?
PoliticsRe: Anambra Is Growing, To God Be The Glory by Callotti:
ak47mann: you bloody ashawo high class b.i.t.c.h. is back to get your stinking hole weep again yeah? f.u.c.c.k.i.n.g slut....
High-class b.i.t.c.h kwa nu? grin Thanks for the compliment sugar! I be reaaaaaal ashawo o! Ask my darling husband. . . cool

This AGB-O-RO is dey alive? LOL!!! Always fascinated by 'ashawos' and 'holes'! No wonder you nor fit to save money, PAY DOWRY and carry NAIRALAND. . . .YOUR ONE AND ONLY BRIDE. . . . go h-altar from Ogun State to Anambra State!!!!! LOL
Hmmmmm!!! I see writing the English language still poses grave and insurmountable challanges for you ESUT graduate huh? cheesy
Anambra is really growing in ILLITERACY!!! grin How is your Onitsha-2-Year-Old-Virgins-Kidnapping-Market for RITUALS thriving?
THE BISSSSSSSH IS BACK!!! Start "weeping". Ode!!!



Get that your SHARIA-monkey-face-princess(MONKEYNA2) tongue and her reeetarded, polymonikering, Okoro-Ngbatic cyber gang aka ASHAWOS EDINBURGH to SEATTLE . . . . . smiley . . . . . of illegal diasporan residents to RE-GROUP. . . . . Plan another coup!!! Time to bury another one of you on NL again. . . Make I contribute money. tongue
MY WOMANHOOOOOOOD LIVES ON!!! cool
Bush RAT. kiss

C'mon go back to your BIAFRAN hut without inner-plumbing and BEAT yo MAMMA to death for not cooking your AKPU/SANTANA without soup BIAFRAN-KWASSSSHIOKOR, afo-OKUTA(stone-belle) IGBOTIC-DIET. . . . when you close from NL!!! Anu-404!!! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Police To MASSOB : Don't Hoist Biafran-Flag by Callotti:
Why should they be warned?
No need wasting precious resources on failed States.
Do they have anything against Igbo-Pride? grin
I SURE DON'T.
All the FGN needs to do is cut off financial resources and send them back to "Kwashiokor" era!!! cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Can U Marry An Atheist? by Callotti:
I am married to a STAUNCH Catholic! cool Luckily for both of us, I did that before I got 'good RIDDDDDDANCE RIDDDDDDANCE' of nasty Christians and Christianity in my sweeeeeeeeet life!!!


I can NEVER befriend/date/marry ANY MUSLIM!!! TUFIAAAAAAAKWAAAAAH!!!!!! grin I go just KILLLLLLAM!!!! cheesy
Atheists are the BEST!!! cool
Foreign AffairsRe: I Can Relate To Black People, My Ancestors Once Owned Slaves – Mitt Romney by Callotti: 11:48pm On Aug 28, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC4dgFOGGRg&feature=related

Black people. . .leave 'sentiments' and face the REALITY ON GROUND. . .No 'illegal' or 'underage' voters! kiss

Democrats. . .NO CHEATING PLEASE!!! wink



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmGrdqY0Oto&feature=related
Christianity EtcRe: What If Jesus Was Born In Our Generation? by Callotti: 11:25pm On Aug 28, 2012
He would have been a GONNER!
Americans would have captured his arzzze and DNA. . . HOLY GHOST NEGATIVE!!! cheesy



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtOL_JQFO80&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwScuoQrRN0


O LITTLE [size=20pt]'HOE'[/size] OF BETHLEHEM. . . .YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER/MOTHER OF JESUS!!!

Mu he he he he he he he

Na for Jerry Springer we go disgrace am finish!!!! Plus im ASHAWO mama too!!!! PLUS THE HOLY TRINITY FRAUDSTERS!!!grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXLm2KBrPlY

Gaddafi go better pass am. . .I swear!!!! cheesy

Stoopid peeps never thought a day would come with DNA TESTS!!!! Mu he he he he he he he

SATAN DON CATCH GOD!!!! cheesy
CrimeRe: Domestic Violence by Callotti: 11:16pm On Aug 28, 2012
Shollypopz: [size=25pt]NO!![/size]


btw, is Calloti male or female...KAI!! "he" is such a trouble maker...I find ur views interesting undecided undecided
1. VERY Female ooooooooh. . .with a lot of 'testesterone'! No Estrogen. NO BARRENESS. . .frozen embryos intact. NO ISSUE OF BLOOD!!!

VERY HAPPILY MARRIED AND FREE TO MINGLE. . . .THARRRIS MY BELOVED HUSBAND'S DELTA-IGBO 'CHEST' AND 'BUTT'! No widowhood or chronic 'SPINSTERHOOD' aka 'CHRISTIAN' DIE-vorce from Man or God!!! cool

2. Trouble-Maker? No. . . only to 'Trouble-Finders'. cool

3. Intersting views? YES! SAY NO TO RELIGION and ye shall be wise and naked. . .like Adam and STEVE!

SAY NO TO DRUGS!!! grin

AVOID GANGS. . .on or off the CYBER. . .ESPECIALLY NIGERIAN GANGS!!!! kiss

Thanks! kiss
HealthRe: Smoking Marijuana Reduces IQ Of Teenagers by Callotti: 10:49pm On Aug 28, 2012
I guess so. . .especially if such a topic is posted in the 'political' section of NL.
Just saying. . . . wink

I have met MANY people who indulge in such a thing. . .YUP! They are all the DUMBEST! With mouths smelling like SHYTE!!!
Interesting to watch them have the fake air of confidence. . .to TOAST A WOMAN and act 'BRAVE' without all faculties intact. I love watchiing that 'dazed' look on their faces. Mu he he he he he he he. . . till it wears off. Back to their 'TIMID' shells.

Dumb arzzzes! But they sing AND PHOCK good tho. . .like BOB MARLEY!!!cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Guide To The Religion Section. by Callotti: 9:32pm On Aug 28, 2012
I lovvvvit!!! grin

[size=20pt]The Atheists are at the top of the pile, the tyrannosaurus Rex of the predator food chain.[/size]

They feed mainly on Christians. Some Christians try to fight back but usually have their efforts degenerate into personal insults.

The greater part of the christians look further down the food chain to get own back. They pick on Muslims and the dodgy practices of Muhamad and his ilk.

[size=20pt]Luckily for them this is a cyber world otherwise we'd be burying christians by the truckload.[/size]

Many threads get locked because though the initiators of these threads can hide the owner of the website cannot hide. For his protection and self preservation he has to locked up many threads.
Gbam! A-P-O-C-A-L-Y-P-T-O!!!
Can't wait to!!! cool
May they keep facing the harassments they try to perpetrate on others.
I never HATED CHRISTIANS till I encountered them on the www!
Them phocking arzzze BULLIES. . . Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhzlqpOxs7k&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiJjow6AJEM&feature=relmfu
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Women To Be BANNED From Carrying HAND BAGS:: by Callotti: 9:28pm On Aug 28, 2012
Where do they expect all those women looking for 'the fruit' with 'issues of blood' to hide their 'soaking-towels' while bleeding to death in the church? cheesy Many of them cannot make it to 'touch' the HOLY GRAIL. . .without leaving a 'holy trail' o! cheesy

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 (of 149 pages)