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Just by not bleaching she’s already more beautiful to me than all yellow fever chicks put together

crackhaus:
Genius, you and I are not having any discussion.
You already assumed the reason behind the man's behaviour is because he is asexual.



The only thing you are supposed to be typing now is a statement acquiescing to my advise on how you should teach your baseless assumptions to your kids.

(What’s with this obsession with my kids - u r BASELESSLY ASSUMING I have kids)
Bros, you have to start with an assumption otherwise u can’t discuss the topic - I’m not the man, neither r u. My assumption is he must not be that into sex, which I shorthanded as “asexual” for this discussion.
Proffer your own ideas and make your own comments - that’s how civilized people discuss

Dupalmer:
Gbam!

Gbam my ass. Dude is a misogynist of the highest order.

crackhaus:
Keep this sex education for your kids man - don't forget to tell them that sex is such a primal urge and avoiding it means they are asexual & something is wrong with their libido.

U ok sir? Why r u so hung up on the definition of asexual. Google it, you’d know the exact textbook definition. What we r discussing here is why a man would avoid having sex with his wife for two years on the pretext she was pregnant, then breastfeeding. He might even decide it is not safe till the child starts school!

dorox:
If the lady in question is married and still using her maiden name, then it is proper for her to address herself as Miss with the tile Ms. The title Mrs is used by married women that have dropped their maiden name for their husbands surname.

Nonsense. Ms. was invented to be equivalent to Mr. (reasoning: if all men are Mr. married or not, why must women be differentiated). It is pronounced “mizz”

sholay2011:
I think sometimes in official settings, women introduce themselves as 'Ms' (which sounds like 'Miss') instead of 'Mrs'. 'Ms' can be for either a 'Miss' or a 'Mrs'.

Ms. is pronounced “mizz”

naijadrivablog:


Nice, but why not first build in Nigeria (like in Lagos or another city), especially a rentable house, before buying a house in the UK?

Just a little case now, those Tax hungry people would seize it or something.

Because 9ja banks won’t give him 100 year loan (mortgage)

emi12:
Remember the match between India and Nigeria in 1989 where they scored 99 goals and the only person that managed to score 1 goal in Nigeria, Sam, died? What did you think they used??

And we believed it all !
And Nzeogwu turned into a fly and went after Ahmadu Bello...
Amazing what we believed!

pentax:
No wonder he was so confident and arrogant

That’s how juju “works”. It is called placebo effect. U win because u totally BELIEVE you will win but not because of the juju (though it is because u have the juju that u have the strong belief)

Ghokes:
I don't have a side, I only want information & knowledge

In that case we r on same side.
I don’t understand people like musicwriter who simply refuse to use their nature-given thinking ability but would instead cling to one ridiculous notion written by some loony and refuse to let it go - like that Constantine wrote the Bible!

Here is a post I just left him:


Bros, r u at all capable of INDEPENDENT THOUGHT?!
Can u just forget everything u read for a minute and THINK for yourself.

Can’t u see the Bible couldn’t have been just fiction??
Can’t u see that the fact that it has mistakes and inconsistencies with different authors having different recollections of the same event and some even making things up they didn’t witness or even changing stories to suit what they think it should be instead of what really happened, proves its authenticity?

CAN’T U SEE THAT ALL THESE POINT TO THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE BIBLE AS A BOOK WRITTEN BY DIFFERENT AUTHORS WITH VARYING AMOUNTS OF RECOLLECTIONS AND ACCURACY??!!

Fictional works are usually well coordinated and carefully planned so every detail fits perfectly.

Forget everything you’ve read and just lie down and use your imagination and THINK!

Name one book of fiction (JUST ONE!) with so much inconsistencies. I bet u can’t. Only the Bible. BECAUSE IT IS AUTHENTIC! The greatest criticism u can give of the Bible is also the greatest proof of its authenticity!

musicwriter:
No, there was no Jesus who had 12 disciples, so the disciples didn't even exist.

Bros, r u at all capable of INDEPENDENT THOUGHT?!
Can u just forget everything u read for a minute and THINK for yourself.

Can’t u see the Bible couldn’t have been just fiction??
Can’t u see that the fact that it has mistakes and inconsistencies with different authors having different recollections of the same event and some even making things up they didn’t witness or even changing stories to suit what they think it should be instead of what really happened, proves its authenticity?

CAN’T U SEE THAT ALL THESE POINT TO THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE BIBLE AS A BOOK WRITTEN BY DIFFERENT AUTHORS WITH VARYING AMOUNTS OF RECOLLECTIONS AND ACCURACY??!!

Fictional works are usually well coordinated and carefully planned so every detail fits perfectly.

Forget everything you’ve read and just lie down and use your imagination and THINK!

Name one book of fiction (JUST ONE!) with so much inconsistencies. I bet u can’t. Only the Bible. BECAUSE IT IS AUTHENTIC! The greatest criticism u can give of the Bible is also the greatest proof of its authenticity!

crackhaus:
Anyone who is avoiding sex or not having sex at all, is asexual with a very low libido.

This is what you plan to teach your teenage or unmarried children?

Look, there are all types of sexuality. Some people are gay but get married to opposite sex then avoid sex with their spouse as much as possible. Sex is such a primal urge that all these OP said are just excuses to avoid sex - if nothing else he’d seek mutual madturbation with his wife (unless he’s getting it else where)

Baldwretch:
Why are people responding to this post? Bs. Don't you see it's a clever work of the imagination.

Of course it is, but so are 95% of stories on Nairaland. If we ignore them there’d be little left to discourse

crackhaus:
How does the man's libido and sex-drive even fathom into the conversation?

People are just so sex-centric these days that it is totally unbelievable for a healthy man to go over 9months without any need to fvck his pregnant wife, or fvck anyone for that matter.

Messed up mentality.

Some people avoid sex if they can. Some don’t have sex at all - asexual. That’s how libido figures into it. Everyone’s sexuality is not like yours

Poor kind hearted guy

isthatso:
you have every right to speak for yourself. To many others he's a bastard yoruba man who gave us the 1979 constitution that favored the North and put every one else in servitude, the man who rigged Awo out of power and the man who failed to recognise MKO because he does not want any other Yoruba man to surpass him!!! A man who repeatedly loses elections in his own ward?

Every leader Obasanjo supports has failed...Shagari, Yaradua, GEJ, Buhari ......and Atiku would have failed as well because he and his people were coming to replenish their drained bank accounts. Obasanjo supports people who wont exceed him. He worked with Shagari before in the 70s, you think he didnt know he was a weak man? when he supported Yaradua, you think he didnt know the man was sick? when he supported GEJ you think he didnt know he was a drunkard and a weakling? you think he didnt know Buhari has no ideas? is it not the same man that said Atiku has questionable morals?

I must admit u have a point.
But doesn’t change the fact he is:
* A top high achiever
*A true Nigerian living legend
* Unapologetically 100% Yoruba
(Who gave u the right to say who is considered or not considered Yoruba?!)

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hammerVJ:
[s][/s].

ONYEMA IS NOT AN AMERICAN BUT NIGERIAN.

Actually he is American.
An American citizen

isthatso:
Weve never had proper representation at the center till 2015 (OBJ is not regarded as a yoruba) 55 years we didnt sniff central power,

Says u and who else? OBJ is a high achieving legendary true son of the soil we are quite proud of

Ayoefa:
E be like say you just enjoy to dey argue
First, I'm talking about federal court not state court where most murders are tried. In the federal court, most cases are financial related. Even of you plead guilty without any deal, you will still get a 2 point reduction. The sentence is calculated by a set guideline. Judges just don't wake up and just give whatever sentence they want. There's a book that spells out the time for each crime. If you go to trial and lose, you will.more.than likely get time because there's no reduction in sentence plus the judges will try to impose the maximum.
Back to.my main point, in Mr Oyenma's chances that he can walk into the court and just pay a fine is very slim to none. It's not impossible but I seriously doubt that can be an outcome based on the seriousness of the charges.

I’m not a lawyer. I go by what I consistently see and hear. I’d hear someone pleaded guilty to avoid putting victims through the trauma of a trial and I’d be expecting they’d be treated lightly for being a good boy. The next thing I’d hear is they’d have the book thrown at them

r4roty:
In naija every one na thief na only person wey the arm of the law catches na him be barawo!.

That neatly sums it up. DONT GET CAUGHT.

Onyema and his govt friend got away with stealing billions. Instead of just being careful going forward he went and started screwing around with US banking system. Now he’s been caught and we will have a field day disgracing and laughing at him - that’s how we roll

Ayoefa:
Your "direct observation" is not a true reflection of reality in federal cases. Anywho knows anything about the federal court system will tell you that those that plead guilty almost always get less time than those that goes to trial. This is basic ABC of the court system.
No need to argue that fact. You can even Google it.

You may be confusing plea bargain with pleading guilty without any sort of deal whatsoever. In a death penalty state, if you plead guilty to murder you’ll get death penalty guaranteed, while if u go through trial u could get life imprisonment, after adjourning the case forever.

isthatso:
there was some clash with Ibos before this period in the North. I guess there has always been a distrust amongst us. lets not forget we are an artificial country. The Irony is it was the ibos who insisted on Nigeria (well Zik) the North NEVER wanted to be part of Nigeria! it was to accommodate them and give them time to train qualified Northerners that our independence day was postponed.


It was Zik who insisted they be part of Nigeria.

U r right! Yorubas were ready to go our own way. And a mere 2 years later oil was discovered in the East, but instead of being the HUGE blessing it should have been, it became a curse that indirectly led to a civil war that killed millions. BUT FOR OIL, we would have been very happy to let the East go. But how can we let u go when 90% of the country’s wealth is in your backyard?!

Ayoefa:
NO! The system is not based on feelings and sentiments.
Its very straight forward. If you plead guilty, an officer of the court will visit you for what is called a PSI (pre sentencing investigation) report that will be presented to the judge before your sentencing. This PSi will basically tell the judge what kind of time he can imposed on the accused based on the federal sentencing guidelines.
Anyone that pleads guilty and accept responsibility for their actions will get less time than those that went to trial. This is done to encourage people to plead guilty because if everyone should decide to go trial, the system will collapse. People get arrested everyday by the Feds for one crime or the other.
It's about 3pm on the east coast right now. There are people that will be arrested before 6am tomorrow morning and they have no clue right now. They are at home chilling right now not knowing that the feds will be banging on their doors bu 5am tomorrow morning. Once they come for you, you are done for.

Once again, this is my own DIRECT OBSERVATION. Maybe it is lawyers working their magic but I’ve noticed that judges are usually lenient on people who go through trial and quite harsh on people who outrightly plead guilty as charged.

isthatso:
Understandably because they were at a disadvantage, the south were overwhemingly more educated than the North.

But why a foreigner b4 a fellow Nigerian??!!

Xpol:
we even prefer our tribe man who’s a known thief to be president instead of an Angel from another tribe

That right there summarizes one of our biggest problems as a nation

isthatso:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WSosECbcmM

Sardauna! SARDAUNA!!!

Blatant tribalism with no apologies:
1) Northerners FIRST
2) Then if we can’t find a northerner then a foreigner SECOND
3) Then if we can’t find a foreigner, then maybe (he said reluctantly) another Nigerian tribe.

Sardauna, my SARDAUNA!!

Ayoefa:
Naija way of thinking is always upside down. So you think they will give you more time because you denied.

Maybe it is because if u plead not guilty there is a slight chance u r truly not guilty, though legally convicted. While if u yourself say u r guilty then it is 100% certain u r guilty. Makes sense?

Ayoefa:
Naija way of thinking is always upside down. So you think they will give you more time because you denied a lawyer a job? NO. They give more time for 3 reasons - when you go to trial, you are in essence saying that you do not believe that you have really committed these offenses, hence you have not taking responsibility for your actions. This is very very big in front of any federal judge. The second and third reasons are that you have wasted the govt resources such as time and money to prosecute your case hence you deserve more time than those who simply accepted their guilt and didn't waste govt resources.

You are being very logical - saying what makes sense, how it should be. I am telling u how it actually is - and I don’t know why!

hammerVJ:
[s][/s]


FROM JOE YORUBAKWE TO LAURETTA ONOCHIE ARE BEING USED TO INSTRUCT ON WAT THE PEOPLE BEHIND THIS WANT TO HAPPEN.


ALLEN IS NOT GOING TO AMERICA AND BUHARI GOVERNMENT HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO PROTECT HIM AND HIS INTEREST AS THEIR CITIZEN.


THAT IS THE OATH BUHARI TOOK BEFORE ASSUMING OFFICE.


SO THIS RANT FROM LAURETTA ONOCHIE WILL NOT WORK.


BUHARI AND ABIKE FOLLOW CHOP.

HE IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN

(I use capitals to match with yours)

Ayoefa:
Yes you will. As long as you are pleading to whatever they want. For example Bernie Madoff plead guilty to all charges and was sentenced to more than 150 yrs in prison. Most people will not.take such plea knowing that they are getting basically a life sentence.
A plea deal doesn't necessarily mean a good deal all the times, sometimes it's just pleading guilty to everything and then hoping that the judge will be a little bit liniet during sentencing because you have chosen to accept guilt and didn't waste govt money and time.by going to trial. When you plead guilty, you automatically get a 2 points reduction in your PSI ( Pre sentencing investigation).

If plead guilty as charged then it is not a plea bargain - there is no “bargain”. U r wrong, u get nothing at all for outrightly pleading guilty. Intact I notice they r usually harsher on those than people that went to trial and lost - maybe because they are denying lawyers any roles and therefore jobs

Her husband is not highly sexed. He has low libido and she should adjust accordingly if she wants the marriage to last. Sex is not everything. Let her enjoy her baby and other aspects of marriage and life.
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FTC!!!
Never thought this would make front page.
Goes to show, if u make up a good story, u never know...

I dedicate this FTC to that guy, Onyema, and his Air Peace.
We know he stole money but at least he put it to good use, unlike people like Mompha and Hushpuppy who just kept buying Lamborghinis