₦airaland Forum

MAYOWAAK:
Fake! Concocted just to go viral with the help of some stand-by actors. Search the internet and see other similar cases. The similar patterns are glaring. The people stuck are always anonymous. Nobody ever knows them from Adam. That is why nobody can ever vouch a similar thing happened to someone they know. Always, the videos are extremely short that you cannot make out what happened and how it ended. Also, the stuck couples are always wrapped. Let them at least remove the wrapper and show us how the dick got stuck.
The vagina is too is made up of human flesh and even softer than average flesh. For a penis to be stuck, it must be as rigid as a wood, the vagina must clamp it like a carpenter's clamp and then the penis' and vagina's skin must be glued together like you have superglue. No such conditions can happen naturally. Also imagine how a panicked man's penis will not become flaccid within a second of realizing he is stuck.
In case you want to know how impossible this is, stick one finger into your mouth, try to clamp it with your lips (not your teeth). Use the maximum force possible and then try to pull out that finger. You will see that your lips can never have the strength to clamp your finger, and the finger slips out very easily. A woman's vagina is a labia (pair of lips) and a man's penis can never be as rigid as a finger.
However, know that the myth of "magun" is age long and was concocted to keep people fateful to their spouses. It is part of our traditional religion, and to be frank, the fear of it works.

nairavsdollars:
I pity this man sha. these greedy people want to chop all the money he made in US

superjab247:
I need good charms to enable me marry her and bring her to Nigeria


She is beauty with brains not those fish brains that claim feministon nairaland.

superjab247:
I was in a dream and I was married to the vice president of the 46th president of the United State Kamala Harris.

I want to marry Harris as my wife,how can I go about it I need good advice.

globalresource:
Yes u are happy our leaders always follow bad examples around the world

deukpai:
Did any of him ministers threatened Twitter?

Gambit23:
Wetin concern us with trump?

destinyakwa:
Benaija is just the best paying platform so far

Fruitfulvinee:
You all be deceiving yourselves. BeNaija is scam.

Brushstrokes20:
A million thanks Jack!

BUHARI IS A BLOODTHIRSTY TERRORIST!

the diabolic herder is Nigeria's worst blunder!

CSTRR:
Is Trump not a symbols of global pariah?
NATO laughing at him.

He couldn't even win a second term.

saaron:
A sign that the world is taken note of buhari's terrorist regime and will hold the bloody fulani regime responsible for the genocide against indigenous people in Nigeria.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
U sure say the 1st w nor play many away games? The pikins know resemble am at all compare to the second wife.

LMS1:
don't blame her.
she was hurriedly getting to menopause,
thus she immediately tie the knot with the said criminal.
now she has brought shame to Buhari.

ERockson:
No doubt he got opportunity to loot because he's president inlaw.what does the president expect from all the people he's giving favouritism and preferential treatment. If the wedding is not having problem, Buhari will stand by him and tell us to go hell

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VicDz:
Their local problem. Not a national issue

Fatima, second daughter of Buhari’s first wife, Safinatu got married to Kumo at a well attended ceremony in Daura in October 2016.

Born 7 March, 1975, Fatima was 41 years old, when she tied the nuptial knot with Kumo in Daura. She is now 46 years old.
The wedding done in accordance with Islamic rites was attended by top federal and state government officials.

The troubled marriage was kept off the radar, until Friday night, when the Presidency publicly dissociated President Buhari from Gimba Yau Kumo, Fatima’s supposed husband.

Kumo was declared wanted on Thursday by the Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) in connection with a $65 million fraud.

Aso Rock was not happy with headlines describing Kumo as a son-in-law of Buhari.
A statement by Presidential spokesman, Garba Shehu, declared Kumo a persona non-grata of sort, who “allegedly have been married to one of his daughters, Fatima, since 2016”.

Shehu described the attempt to link the alleged fraudster as “an attempt to generate views and sell copies of sensational reporting”.

According to the statement, the said marriage ended sometime back, without indicating the exact date it collapsed.

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/05/14/fatima-buharis-marriage-to-gimba-yau-kumo-has-collapsed-presidency/

Heineken:
my boss long time. How have you been sir?

Ogamysamo:
thats because she is already tired so she fired herself FROM the work

see baba buhari na he is not yet tired so he isn't fired thats why he hasn't retire

App222:
I did not authorize anybody to adopt my son. Never.

saphiere:
Loud it. I wish I have money I'd plan a nationwide protest against rape.Need to mobilize people, print banners,hire cars etc

WhiteRuler:
First of all, apologies for any errors you may come across as I am not at the right frame of mind now.

Secondly, this post is 100% real about my life. So nothing is fake in it.
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Ficient:
If na exam all of us go fail. Na u fail, why you dey help us cry?

venabili:
Hmmmn.

Charges 2,3,4 will be difficult to prove in court especially if all they have as evidence is the video plus his purported confession. (I didnt hear him confess to defilement)

Charges 1 and 5 should be a shoo in conviction. Whether he will be given the upper limit of the sentences and whether the terms will run concurrently or consecutively is another hurdle. I pray the case is fast so that we can get him off the streets. He is definitely a danger to the society.

Kind of wondering on the charges 2 and 3 though. I thought the first DPP opinion is that it is Statute barred? Or is it that there is a new defilement?

EDIT
I just read a legal write up on Section 218 of the criminal code which sexual assaults and defilement of minors. It is grossly evident that our legislators are absolutely not doing a good job if such a law can exist in its current form.

1. Defilement only applies when the child is below 13years(11years in some state). Action must commence within 2 months of the offender can no longer be prosecuted.

2. If the child is above 13 but less than 16, unlawful carnal knowledge only fetches 2years with or without caning.

There are so many outdated stuffs in the Act except lawyers in the house can elaborate on how DPP got the terms above for a 14year old

Ficient:
YOU DON MADT B4? WHO YOU DEY ASK THAT STUPID QUESTION, EXCEPT YOU NEVER MAKE MISTAKE FOR YOUR LIFE B4 NA THUNDER GO FIRE EITHER YOU OR YOUR PHONE THIS NIGHT, CHOOSE ONE.

OsuIgboIpob:
Keep fooling yourself.

OSU caste system will forever remain with the Igbos.

MPESA:
Bro Elijah, you are bloody hypocrite.
Study your Bible and stop being self-righteous.