i was actually looking for this news on the frontpage, but here it is! Islam needs to be outlawed as a relgion.

elantraceey:
My issue is why he didn't just say his certificates were damaged at first.

because his certificate was not damaged! He simply has no certificate to show. The army hierarchy use to cover him up, but since GEJ retired most of those Northern generals and allowed more people from other tribes to rise up the rank, his backside has been exposed!

OMG! SO FUNNY, I CANT STOP LAUGHING! IT LOOKS LIKE SOME MAD MEN ON THE LOOSE TONIGHT!
The posts making front page tonight are so hilarious

That second picture! So funny, he looks like a spider. Stunting lomo

LRNZH:


FOI my behind

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala just got sued for hiding salaries of poltical office holders. Read here : https://www.nairaland.com/2077268/okonjo-iweala-sued-over-refusal-reveal
What ever happened to FOI.

Well you are enjoying it. Many writers slept in kirikiri maximum prison for writing what Sai Buhari did not like. If that guy was president and you insulted him on Nairaland like you do to GEJ. Seun would be kidnapped by the SSS and tortured until he delivers your IP and login details to them, and when they have obtained it, they will come to your house and beat up your wife until you show yourself, and they will proceed to dunk your ass in kirikiri with the rest of your fellow anti government crusaders, where your food will be three course meal of koboko everyday!
Oh i see your link! You think you can sue Buhari finance minister? Which court will hear the case? You think Buhari gives a damn about your 'courts'.
My people, a word is enough for the wise oh! I have already said so much.

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Have you finished insulting your generation that will soon die out in an accident? Ogun kill you. Stupid bag of shyt. Your father was cursed to birth a vagabond like yourself! Son of a slave addicted to bondage!

If you have an opinion state it! If you want to quote me then do, if you want to reply me then do!
But don't dare try to harass me or intimidate me on an online platform when i state my thought!
What nonsense, or do you think you are the only one who know how to insult people?
Take your time. Look at this empty headed bastard that don't know the simple rules of a conversation replying me in a condescending tone. You must be the biggest fool on this site.

Why should i go with a party of rascals that makes an intellectual like Osinbajo play second fiddle to a numb skull like that 100 cattle herd man. When i know that should the said herdman become president, the Prof would just be an ineffectual sidekick that nobody pays attention to.

Your Sai has been a head of state, remained forever in one government appointment after another but has nothing to show forth as an achievement, save three wives, three houses in backwater northern states, huge loans and three failed elections!
His mates have business empires all over the world contributing positively to the plight of humanity. He has no social program he spear heads. No charity organization. No advocacy group. He funds no NGO, in a society ridden with chronic mass illiteracy and poverty. No legacy outside politics. No protege!
Not even a certificate to show he went to school! Imagine that!
He was and is a beneficiary as well as a proponent of nepotism, favoritism and corruption, but that era is come to an end! At least for him!

GEJ projects are mediocre, but for once the Igbo man can take his product outside our shores without traveling all the way to Kano or Lagos first.
Nigerians are applying daily to the aviation college, Illorin, Kwara state, (of which the dream is to nurture it into a full fledge aviation school that would cater for West Africa) to become certified airmen and moving out of the poverty bracket, and guess what... they dont have to know how to speak hausa before they are admitted!
YES!!!
Courtesy of mediocre projects!!! Please GEJ we need more of this mediocre projects in the remaining four years! 2019!
Corruption ko stealing ni!
GEJ i dey your back gidigba!!! Thunder fire them!

Rendition:
how much wer u paid too write dis?

So you cant say your mind without people paying you? Are you been paid to write here? Do you want to pay me to write for you?
Is there falsehood in my write up? Must i share your point of view? Is this the question you should be asking?

Another achievement of GEJ is freedom of information, public opinion has never been more rampant than in this decade! I can say whatever i like, even curse the president as much as i like, and my right to speech as guaranteed by the constitution is respected, (as a matter of fact such utterances are frowned upon as slander, libel and in some cases treason).
When you finish voting for Buhari try it!

Wait arrest Asari for doing what? Talking!
Is this the sort of change APC through their Sai Buhari intends to bring? Locking people up for talking!
Oh wait, they did it before! Remember Fela?

GEJ is the best thing to happen to Nigeria, especially southern Nigeria. Many people claim he is responsible for dividing Nigerians among ethnic lines, but that is arrant nonsense. For 50 years all federal projects from refineries (even though no state in the north produces oil), international airport, military schools and college and other such projects, was allowed to be executed only if it was in Northern Nigeria. How quickly we forget our yesterday!

Today the west can boast of an Aviation college in Illorin, the east can boast of an international airport. If these are the only project he executed he would still rank as the best president to grace Aso rock, however he had done much more.

They keep shouting corruption and unemployment. Yet i don't recall anytime the private sector has had a more vibrant time than this decade. GEJ represents a shift from unproductive government and civil service job to private ownership. SMES is the song. Entrepreneurs are smiling to the banks daily. who needs a job when he can own a business?

What i expect to hear is people demanding for lower interest and lending rates to allow more people access to funds, instead they are shouting give us jobs! Fighting for bones while flies feast on the meat

They say education is dying, i laugh in Arabic! Have you forgotten when you operated the quota system that allowed someone from Katsina with a Jamb score of 70 to obtain admission, whereas one with a score of 250 is denied admission simply because he is from Edo state and the slots available is filled up? Oh you have forgotten!

Runs girl is the order of the day in our higher institutions, courtesy of our Alhajis who paid their girl friends in foreign currencies for less than three minutes of a Bleep section! It became more prudent and reasonable to find a sugar daddy than to study your book, because the juicy job in the ministry is also reserved for the Alhaji's favored girl

I am sorry i am a tribalist, but i am not sorry i am telling you your history. So please when February comes go and vote for Buhari and wait for your change. But dont come screaming when you discover your change is stroll to the dark ages!

As for me it is GEJ till i am ready to become President!

GEJ is the best thing to happen to Nigeria, especially southern Nigeria. Many people claim he is responsible for dividing Nigerians among ethnic lines, but that is arrant nonsense. For 50 years all federal projects from refineries (even though no state in the north produces oil), international airport, military schools and college and other such projects, was allowed to be executed only if it was in Northern Nigeria. How quickly we forget our yesterday!

Today the west can boast of an Aviation college in Illorin, the east can boast of an international airport. If these are the only project he executed he would still rank as the best president to grace Aso rock, however he had done much more.

They keep shouting corruption and unemployment. Yet i don't recall anytime the private sector has had a more vibrant time than this decade. GEJ represents a shift from unproductive government and civil service job to private ownership. SMES is the song. Entrepreneurs are smiling to the banks daily. who needs a job when he can own a business?

What i expect to hear is people demanding for lower interest and lending rates to allow more people access to funds, instead they are shouting give us jobs! Fighting for bones while flies feast on the meat

They say education is dying, i laugh in Arabic! Have you forgotten when you operated the quota system that allowed someone from Katsina with a Jamb score of 70 to obtain admission, whereas one with a score of 250 is denied admission simply because he is from Edo state and the slots available is filled up? Oh you have forgotten!

Runs girl is the order of the day in our higher institutions, courtesy of our Alhajis who paid their girl friends in foreign currencies for less than three minutes of a Bleep section! It became more prudent and reasonable to find a sugar daddy than to study your book, because the juicy job in the ministry is also reserved for the Alhaji's favored girl

I am sorry i am a tribalist, but i am not sorry i am telling you your history. So please when February comes go and vote for Buhari and wait for your change. But dont come screaming when you discover your change is stroll to the dark ages!

As for me it is GEJ till i am ready to become President!

Sorry I can't join you to celebrate the abuse and stereotyping of my fellow Nigerian

Well I think you should have arrange them in their order of severity.
From your post, it seems the order was reversed, the cases in 7 and 8 are quite grievous, whereas 1and 2 are quite insignificant.
I also noticed the shocking absence of Arabian nations and their Indian brothers! Nations whose people believe the dark skin are good for nothing save to be used as slaves and their women for the fulfilment of deviant sexual fantasies.
It is to be found in Arabic literature where blacks are constantly referred to as the lowest scums of the earth.
Please these issues are very grievous and should be taken seriously, the disorderliness of this post suggests you don't think it is serious.

preshuzpearl:
Did it occur to you that some of those defects might be real

The point exactly! We don't want this kind of confusion. Many people are already very confused

I thought I was the only one who found it weird!

ride on reds

What is this?
I was actually expecting to see some real boobi
@Op you are a pervert. Perverting the young lady's post!

I totally concur with GEJ on this point, the way some Elders reason these days, you will feel like plucking a cane and flogging them, but they will always claim to see from a stool what you can't see from a tree! They enjoy embarrassing themselves especially in public!
Just imagine the likes of Buhari and OBJ and even GEJ himself

when an Arab station makes a report about Nigeria, what do you expect to hear, if not such rubbish? They prep up a perfectly healthy person to pretend sickness and invite a doctor!
Please Rosemary go and die with your Arab agenda, sheep fuckers!!!

the girl is right, a guy who uses 2yrs salary to buy iphone6 for public proposal would not make for a wise husband!

fatherfaith:
wot do u mean by saying study at ur own risk?

with all the gang molesters, story building pushers and drug framers running around looking around for fresh supply of the 'hated nigga' on whom to practice their talents without fear of been prosecuted.. your Indian and their Arabian brothers country, are the worst destinations any Nigerian (the worst hated of the Niggas) can venture into. I wont and i wont advise any body to. That's all!

Greatest Uniben!
These are what talented young Nigerians can do if given the enabling environment and especially financial support.
Unfortunately, we live where their praises will be sung for some months, they will be given some mediocre positions in some mediocre multinational company and probably some mediocre scholarships and position, where they will feel on top of the world and that would be the end of the story.
One would expect, some sponsor to set up a plant, where these guys get to work alongside other prodigies and roll out more of these for Nigeria and the world. Thus make real name and buck!
Eco friendly cars are the future of the automobiles.

Why is Suarez not nominated? He was the Star of the EPL last season, plus he put in a good display at the WC.
Ronaldo for World best tho!

welcome back oh, oloriburuku

Never witnessed any bride price oh
Na free of charge we dey marry here for lagos. Just give am belle... marriage don start!

ojuoluwani:
hmnn I'm married with kids I'm a pastor and a marriage councelor many people come to me for relationship advice I heard a lot of story directly from people everyday many u may not even belief that can happen. I just used to post some for people to learn and to hear their own opinion

That is one scenario... but he could be an impo who has used his joystick for the fulfilment of other desires, now posing as a holy to trap a sister into marriage, he has to prove us wrong. Six month love, no activity... are you the first pastor in Africa?

Tell that guy man to reserve that chastity tale for my dead dogs(RIP to the dead)!
There is no choice in this matter, you have to prove to us that you are not an impo

who cares about what a dead man knew?

Story for my Dogs
Fix the damn light and stop looking for useless excuses.
NEPA disappointing Nigerians since 1800!

Rapsainot:
by their post you shall know them.

So what have you known?

Even the pay as you use plan is still a rip off! Those that subscribe on those ISPs claiming to have LTE platforms like Swift and Smile can testify. Something needs to be done about them too.

story for my dogs