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Christianity EtcRe: The First Muslim Lollipop Lady In Birmingham! (pics) by Candybob(m): 4:32am On Jul 16, 2015
marwanafrica:
she is still preety than your ugly disgusting face nd body, every reasonable guy wil likely pay any amount just to see her face nd body structure behind the veil, but urs is cheap everybody can sight it evn frm afar
Story for my puppy dog! Forget all those old wives tales, nobody pays a cent to see anybody lifting some hijab!
CrimeRe: Suspected Cultist Gun Down Resident Near Community School (Graphic Pic) by Candybob(m): 11:58am On Jul 15, 2015
They are at it again, they wont let this people have their peace! when the community decide to employ the Aluu approach... Then eyes will open, some people need their brains plundered
CelebritiesRe: Don’t Take Me To Rehab - Majek Fashek Cries Out by Candybob(m): 11:36am On Jul 15, 2015
Oooh lwkmd!
CelebritiesRe: Don’t Take Me To Rehab - Majek Fashek Cries Out by Candybob(m): 11:33am On Jul 15, 2015
Oooh lwkmd! There is absolutely nothing wrong with this man! His ways are just too unorthodox for our pretensious society to comprehend! More freedom to your sail!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Wasn't Recommended For An Entry Level Bank Job For Living In An Area Of Lagos by Candybob(m): 11:24am On Jul 15, 2015
NosaHenry:
I think you were lucky to get to the level you got to in the interview process. From your communication alone, i will rate you far below average. what people expected to see from your subject caption is where you stay in Lagos and how did it affect your acceptance into the organisation. Rather you brought in the issue of religion and all that. Please learn how to communication
Ovbi-Epa, communicate...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Wasn't Recommended For An Entry Level Bank Job For Living In An Area Of Lagos by Candybob(m): 11:20am On Jul 15, 2015
Why tell us ur interviewer is a deeper lifer? Do u think it contributed to the prejudice?
On this note, deeper lifers in the house, it has come to my notice that some of u like playing the sadist! Looking for peoples garri to pour sand in! You need Jesus! Jesus of oyingbo!
HealthRe: Having An Abortion: 95% Of Women Don't Regret It - Time Magazine by Candybob(m): 11:12am On Jul 15, 2015
sauceny:
I asked my grandmother
Hmmm old wives fables is your source... I give up!
HealthRe: Having An Abortion: 95% Of Women Don't Regret It - Time Magazine by Candybob(m): 11:06am On Jul 15, 2015
Iamsynord:
Sad..The Truth is They won't regret it immediately Of Course They got rid of " Unwanted"

Most tend to regret in their latter years,some 10 years,some 15 years after, U don't die immediately u are involved in sin,it kills slowly.

Later they complain Of barrenness and other Problems.Unless they are truly repentant and do away with sin, A sinner can surely never go UnPuNished ...
And how do u know this, what study did you conduct? Show a research paper on how people are punished, and who does the punishing! And why this punishment is justified!
HealthRe: Having An Abortion: 95% Of Women Don't Regret It - Time Magazine by Candybob(m): 10:58am On Jul 15, 2015
sauceny:
Op the topic should have been
[size=20pt]95% of Nigerian women once had an abortion [/size]
What research did you conduct to come to this conclusion?
RomanceRe: Nigeria's Hairiest Woman, Queen Okafor Shows Off Her Hot Legs by Candybob(m): 12:58pm On Jun 24, 2015
I see she is ok with her hairs! Sisda carry on joor!
PoliticsA Response To The Osun Quagmire! by Candybob(op):
This is the result of a system of government that puts everything at the center! You have states not producing anything waiting for handouts from oil money. Just imagine a state that produces nothing having 90% of its work force in the civil service. A civil service where laziness and poor attitude to work is the norm (a classic case of the dutch disease).

Coming to work by 9.00 am and refusing to attend to your duties until 12 noon, refusing to attend to people after 2.00 pm when your closing hour is 4.00 pm is irresponsibility. You can see why I don't pity them! Folks in the private work from 8.00 am to 6.00 pm and will still attend to you even after closing hour! You wont work but you want to be paid, where is the money to pay you going to come from?

Now, when I heard they were on strike, I laughed! It is the usually mentality of public sector workers to abandon their job, rather than truly attempt to fight their oppressors, instead of going on strike why not take over the governors office, stage a protest there! The goal should be closing down the office with him inside for as long as possible, until you all receive alerts commensurate with what is owed!

But they don't have the mind to attempt such, they prefer to punish themselves and their fellow oppressed who may require their service. Still wonder why we have clueless leaders? The people are clueless, and your leaders come from among the people!

As for the rascal of a governor, has he made even the slightest attempt to remove a single person from the number of aides in his entourage? I doubt, but you can find out for yourself if you like. Now you can confirm for yourself, that he deserves to be impeached. He only knows how to bark (show off) and not bite (work).

Conclusion,
- Strike (stay at home) is bad and must never be employed as a strategy in dealing with public issues. Instead stage a protest (if you like you can make it violent, but know that police is your friend lipsrsealed )
- Impeach anybody that refuses to pay salary! Nobody should be allowed to owe beyond 2 weeks from day of payment of salary. Once such an attempt is made, the director of such an establishment should be queried and if found culpable dismissed, where the fault is from the governor as is the case with this Osun, then impeachment should be initiated!
- Dismissal of unserious, not on seat, lazy and unproductive workers from the civil and public service must be allowed. Efficiency must be emphasized and time monetized.
- Without states autonomy, all attempts will be a waste of time. The federal government must release the states from the shackles of slavery that they have put around them, in their greed to control oil wealth! The state should be allowed to keep at least 75% of the revenues they generate.
- Basically income tax, corporate tax, VAT and other taxes should be collected at the state level. From which they would be required to remit not more than 25% to the Federal government.

My not so humble opinion... I hate humility!
PoliticsRe: Unpaid Salaries: Serving Osun Judge Calls For Aregbesola’s Impeachment by Candybob(m): 10:11am On Jun 24, 2015
This is the result of a system of government that puts everything at the centre!

You have state not producing anything waiting for handouts from oil money. Just imagine a state that produces nothing having 90% of its work force in the civil service. A civil service where laziness and poor attitude to work is the norm (a classic case of the dutch disease). Coming to work by 9.00am and refusing to attend to your duties until 12 noon, refusing to attend to people after 2.00pm when your closing hr is 4.00pm is irresponsibilty. Rubbish people. You can see why i dont pity them! Folks in the private work from 8.00am to 6.00pm and will still attend to you even after closing hour! You wont work but you want to be paid, where is the money to pay you going to come from?

Now, when i heard they were on strike, i laughed! It is the usually mentality of public sector workers to abandon their job, rather than truly attempt to fight their oppressors, instead of going on strike why not take over the governors office, stage a protest there! The goal should be closing down the office with him inside for as long as possible, until you all receive alerts commensurate with what is owed!
But they dont have the mind to attempt such, they prefer to punish themselves and their fellow oppressed who may require their service. Still wonder why we have clueless leaders? The people are clueless, and your leaders come from among the people!

As for the useless rascal of a governor, has he made even the slightest attempt to remove a single person from the number of aides in his entourage?
Now u can confirm for yourself, that he deserves to be impeached. He is a bastard son of a dog! A dog that only knows how to bark (show off) and not bite (work)

Conclusion,
- strike (stay at home) is bad and must never be employed as a strategy in dealing with public issues.
Instead stage a protest (if you like you can make it violent, Bleep peace!)
- impeach any bastard that refuses to pay salary! Nobody should be allowed to owe beyond 2weeks from day of payment of salary. Once such an attempt is made, impeachment should be initiated!
- dismisal of unserious workers in the civil and public service must be allowed. Efficiency must be emphasised and time monetized.
- without states autonomy all attempts will be a waste of time. The fed gov must release the states from the shackles of slavery that they have put around them, in their greed to control oil wealth!
EducationRe: 5 Kinds Of Student I Don't Like As Rooomate by Candybob(m): 11:52pm On Jun 23, 2015
I have met them all, you just get along and move ahead with ur own business! Learn to recognize that people are different and priorities differ. Diff strokes for diff folks!
I think it was the thieving roommate that unruffled me a bit, very stewpid guy! How can u steal from ur own roommate?
But on your other points, you sound like an unserious student and hater of good folks tongue
SportsRe: Manny Pacquiao Faces Potential Lawsuit For Not Disclosing A Shoulder Injury by Candybob(m): 11:25pm On Jun 23, 2015
sacora:
ao u doin bob?
fantastic cheesy Infact lemme rmc, Lets talk privately...
SportsRe: Manny Pacquiao Faces Potential Lawsuit For Not Disclosing A Shoulder Injury by Candybob(m): 9:17am On Jun 22, 2015
Hmmm good luck to the suers tongue


I am just here to say hello to my princess Sacora
FamilyRe: Judge This Case by Candybob(m): 6:13pm On May 06, 2015
Aiyekhuerihu!!! If you dont feel like eating dont, it is not by force...
Maybe she was shy, or her spirit told her to reject the food!
We should be careful how much you allow parents/in-laws or relatives dictate what happens in your relaionship! Next thing they will be causing problems in your marriage.
RomanceRe: Guys, Some Very Silly Things You Should Stop Doing by Candybob(m): 7:49am On Apr 25, 2015
1. If we dont chase small girls, na their mama we go chase?

2. Why wont i comment, when my eyes are seeing things?


8. If i see better boobi and backy make i no look? Mind ur business! the babes come complain to you! No make me vex oh! I must look with my lecturer glasses!

THE ASSET MUST BE ASSESSED TO SEE IF ACCESS IS REQUIRED!!!


I can give you all, but leave 1 and 8 out of ur critism! sad
I will not chase an old mama, when the sweet sixteen have come of age...
I must inspect boobi from orange to melon, ooh ladies are wonderfully made! It is my responsibilitu to appreciate the creators work!!
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Shares More Interesting Photos On Instagram by Candybob(m): 10:41am On Mar 06, 2015
SuperSuave:
you were making sense until your last paragraph. I'm not based in Edo but we can see our Edo sisters everywhere both within and beyond the shores of this country. Prostitution cartel, na Edo girls plenty pass so what are you saying?
This guy you are unrepentant! that you stay outside Edo state, does not mean you are informed. When you are exposed, you take into accounts events and practices in other places. How do people from Asia, America, the Arabians, the Caribbeans, the Europeans, Indians, back home to Africa (eastern, western, central, north and south). Then finally back home to Nigeria, what is your interaction with Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba, Hausa, people from Delta, Rivers, cross river, and the list goes on... What are practices obtainable among these people, how are they different from yours. What is the degree of deviance from societal norms in these places? How do your people compare on this scale of deviance?


With regard to your last statement, how many cartels have you visited to ascertain this claim? Within and outside the country. This is my grouse, you cant just wake up, you hear people say something, rather than investigate the claim, you just reiterate it. It is this same character we carry to our political climate, even our academic research works. You will hear someone say 'Nigerian government is bad', you wont ask if this statement is to be taken in an absolute term or relative to governance in another W/African nation, other African nation, relative to China, USA or some European nation. We should strive to be clear on what point we are making and our reference point.
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Shares More Interesting Photos On Instagram by Candybob(m): 9:20am On Mar 06, 2015
SuperSuave:
why the abuse? I be Edo boy too
That you are an Edo boy is the more reason you should avoid such foolishness. You are running down yourself indirectly. So is this the trait your sister at home exhibit, at least she is an Edo girl. That you are Edo does not mean you are Bini.

And even if you are Bini, I have actually discovered that these negative stereotyped opinions are actually propagated by ignorant members of the community, trying to feel superior, not knowing they are disgracing themselves.

The first time i heard some one say that witches fly in his village at noon, it was one of your senseless Edo brother running his month in the hall4 common room, way back in the Uni. The idiot was having fun entertaining people from different tribes with fake fables at the expense of his village.
I took it upon myself to spoil his party of shame. I asked him, if his mom flew as well at least one his sisters, or cousin or grandma too. If people have supernatural powers in his village then someone in his family had to possess such power too, at least for survival wink

You stay in your village or small town and because God bless MTN and Nairaland, you access to small info, rather than keeping quiet and learning with the resources they provide, you think you have the knowledge to make generalization regarding the way the world works and you come back announcing what your small mind perceive to be wrong with your family on the internet. I will leave you to judge yourself.
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Shares More Interesting Photos On Instagram by Candybob(m): 8:03am On Mar 06, 2015
SuperSuave:
These benin girls shaa.
Fool! you want begin disgrace your mama here abi, wetin benin girls dey do wey your sister no dey do?


BTW,
Look at these hypocrites shouting indecency. She is a pop artist. Not a gospel singer!
Why do you people find it difficult to put things in perspectives? Go and tell Nicki Minaj to do evangelism or wear hijab!
FamilyRe: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by Candybob(m): 6:50pm On Feb 05, 2015
emusmith:
Hian!
Wetin dey worry this one,
you just dey shout hian all over the place,
Is that the only thing they taught you in school abi you be deaf and dumb?
FamilyRe: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by Candybob(m): 2:18pm On Feb 04, 2015
MrHardOn, Nobody there is no escape for you oh, you bit the tiger's tail you must face the head.
You are so miserable you are busy changing you name across thread.
What more can i say than the son of a dog has no real identity wink
PoliticsRe: Soludo Replies Okonjo-Iweala, Accuses Her Of Forging National Economics Stats by Candybob(m): 4:51am On Feb 02, 2015
Ymodulus:
The government has never seen herself to be wrong at any point, that is why there are usually resistance to changes and suggestions from outsider...the worse a man could do to himself is to believe that he is never wrong and can never make mistake. the blunt truth here is that Nigeria is in need of help, she need help quickly before there is a major major explosion.

NOI is now a joke. She let the Jonathan Adminstration ruin her respect.
More like she ruined the GEJ administration with her world bank economics! She ascribed to herself the title of coordinating minister of economy. Suggesting that other ministeries are inferior to her, and proceeded to pursue world bank policies. All the hatred for GEJ is traceable to the subsidy issue. I can clearly remember Emir Bayero trying to distinguish between natural intelligence which he ascribed to GEJ and book intelligence he ascribed to NOI. And he rounded by saying sometimes the book intelligence is not always practical but it always manages to intimidate the natural intelligence. And that unfortunately is the case of GEJ and NOI
RomanceRe: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by Candybob(m): 11:56pm On Feb 01, 2015
AnnieBeyonce:
wat do i look like then?
Just a cute babe cheesy
but virginity is not in the face oh, its inbetween the leg!
RomanceRe: Ashamed And Tired Of Being A Virgin... by Candybob(m): 5:50pm On Feb 01, 2015
She does not look like a virgin to me :/
FamilyRe: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by Candybob(m): 5:44pm On Feb 01, 2015
MrHardOn:
candybob or candydog. Haha...Stinking E-diot.Confirmed Nairaland Pigglet. Your animal instinct needs to be suppressed. grin
A miasma of poo hangs around you all the time. That is why you are so unfortunate in life. You just have to live with it or get over it. grin
Oh...so it's not only me you are frustrated about....Even Soludo. huh
Who are you to judge Soludo?... ....when nobody in your lineage will ever achieve one tenth of what he has achieved. huh

Am sure..you actually stuck your fingers in your Anus and smelt it. From your response...Didn't Ya. Turd eating Minger who has no sense of direction. I can now confirm that you are a Complete fuccking Wally, Skanky Uphill Gardener and a Wee Tyke.
Mr Billy-No Mates, your low life has brought you to the wrong place where you can no longer display your She-goat tendencies.

Before I tell you off...A sperm burping plonker like you needs to have your shit head examined. Son of a Bint...Slum Dog grin grin
Hahaha!!!!! this son of a dog is truly unfortunate! So you dont have anything doing except fooling your miserable self on Nairaland. The speed with which you reply, are you employed by Nairaland?

I am a God where the likes of you are concerned. Imagine this. Soludo has a habit of claiming that Nigerian graduates are perpetually unemployable, your likes validate this claim because you are obviously unteachable.

Just look at what you wrote on a public online forum..
""Didn't Ya. Turd eating Minger who has no sense of direction. I can now confirm that you are a Complete fuccking Wally, Skanky Uphill Gardener and a Wee Tyke. Mr Billy-No Mates, your low life has brought you to the wrong place where you can no longer display your She-goat tendencies""
(This confirms that this son of a dog is an imbecilic one cheesy)

Hahaha!!! You are obviously less than a toddler intellectually!
Your progenitors must be miserable right now at the kind of slowpoke their deity imposed on them, i can already feel their frustration over you.
Do yourself a favour and grow up. Imbecilic son of a dog!
FamilyRe: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by Candybob(m): 4:19pm On Feb 01, 2015
MrHardOn:
@candybob or candydog.Whatever you call yourself.I mentioned Benin, because I know they use "Hian" a lot. That was the reason I asked if you were from Benin. Guess you have a porous brain and you can't comprehend simple question not to talk of analysis. My second post tried to explain, I had nothing negative against people I love and had lived with and still relate with. Oh well...I can see how you reason now. Haha....lop sided memory. I tell you what.....You have just confirmed to me that you are whom I think you are. A moronic cummy fuckwitt. I don't really care what you think...You don't count since you are just a waste of space and a sperm burping local e-diot. grin grin

You statements goes on to show how uneducable and how untrainable you are. What do I expect from an Orangutang, frustrated cum dump star. It is still that your same ogun that will accept you as a sacrifice in due time....and it won't be long. If you have problem with my sexual inclination, you can go to hell. Is it my fault that you can't have a HarrrddOoon !!!, or am I to blame that you are impotent. Take your ranting to your fellow fuccktard. cool cool

You are the first Edo she-goat I have had to interact with, displaying shitty comments, who cares if you are not yourself, I don't really care who you are, Who the fucck is you. Save that for your fellows in the zoo. cheesy cheesy

And you know what? You can stick you fingers in your Anus, Smell It. Oh Yeah....It stinks right? That's what you are. YOU STINK !!! shocked shocked shocked

Next time. Make it Hot!!! If you are looking for what to do with your frustrated, meaningless life that you have made it to be, look for another person on Nairaland. Be Warned. Listen Meathead sorry Nincompoop, Yes You Wimp.... Dimwit!!!. Or probably you are just another Crazy Ass Man. grin grin grin
How unfortunate you are, smh for you.
'stick your hand in your ass, smell it'! How old are you? I bet that is how you get your 'harrrrdoon' wink
(Dog like mannerism validating my earlier suggestion that this is the son of a dog!)

Who the Bleep make use vocabs from 'Eze goes to school' as nincompoop? You either a child or have a very small brain! It is the likes of you that validates the idiotic Soludo's allusions of Nigerian graduates.
FamilyRe: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by Candybob(m): 5:16am On Feb 01, 2015
MrHardOn:
Candybob. You can see I asked. ..Why Hian? Becareful of insinuating or fabricating tribalistic statements.
There is nothing like my tribe....It's either you are a Nigerian or you not. I don't recognize tribes...I only recognize nationality. For your information... I lived in Benin for over 8yrs....and their women love me. Watch your tongue...sorry hand. grin
First, I am myself, then a member of my family, then my community, then a Bini guy, then an Edo guy, then a South-south Southerner, before I think of attributing the title of Nigeria to myself. I consider myself a patriot with respect to Nigerian Nationality. I dont give a damn for what you 'recognize'!

I am not fabricating, i simply interpreted your statement! Why did you mention the tribe in your post, have you not lived with other tribes before? So why was it this particular tribe you chose to insult? Why not mention your own tribe? (The use of 'their' in referring to Bini, points to an impersonal third persons statement)

Stop justifying yourself with statements like i lived among them as if that is suppose to mean anything. I have seen how some of you 'hate, envy and slanderously gossip' members of your host communities. How are we to know they did not kick your ass out for been a gay rapist, or a paedophile!

Your concluding statement is even more remarkably dull! 'Their women loved me' instead of 'i love their women' (confirms my suspicion of suspicious sexual inclinations).

You left the topic of discussing how you should take care of your woman to be talking about Bini people, trying to put us down and you are still blowing vocabs to defend your failed self! Na ogun go hammer your fingers!

Next time you are looking for a tribe to speak of in a derogratory tone, look for another tribe outside Bini. Bewarned!
Eediot Egocentric son of a dog!
PoliticsRe: GEJ's Achievements: Aganga, Iweala, Nebo, Adesina & Madueke Give Accounts by Candybob(m): 4:29am On Jan 31, 2015
Op, where is Iweala's and Nebo's part. I can only see Aganga. Can somebody please translate this video to writing?
FamilyRe: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by Candybob(m): 9:54pm On Jan 27, 2015
MrHardOn:
Emusmith. Why Hian? Are you a benin guy?. Are those too much to do to your wife?. I can even do more than that. That is why she is wife. She needs to be adored.
Is this to insinuate that benin guys dont care for their women? Be careful about negatively stereotyping my tribe!
Christianity EtcRe: Wives Of Pastors Urged To Satisfy Husbands In Bed by Candybob(m): 7:21pm On Jan 19, 2015
Hmmmn, Pastors need it too cheesy
Is backyard and mouth action allowed too?

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