₦airaland Forum

ba7man: On a serious note, accessories or gadgets will do. Eg Designer cuff-links, cool belts, shoes/leather palms, shades, perfume, a cool shirt, a camera, board game eg Chess. Take your pick.

On point guy, its usually the intention that matters not really the gift...
A babe asks what you want for val, but many seem not to know what they want.
And why are there so many sex-starved guys on Nairaland?

Blindness is no gift! The gift was 'his musical talent' and 'will to succeed in the face of challenge. The ability to find a way around his weakness, rather than succumbing to self pity.

I dont wish to comment on what i have not verified!
But look at all this analysis and deconstructions and tell me why i should not be addicted to Nairaland?

*shakes head* The things a president has to suffer, wat expectations!
How is GEJ supposed to do that? Does Clark not know that people have freedom of association?
But then look at the reply of the so-called forum, so the forum is there to oppose and truncate GEJ second term ambition, another fundamental right guaranteed by our constitution? They gave away the fact that Clarke is right, they are mis-guided! But Elder pls dont give us wrong advise!

Lagos_Boi: He went to police college and the next thing he did was to set up a panel to know why it 'rot' (when he already knows why it's like that) instead of getting a contractor to get it fixed. Even my 5yr old girl will not reason that way, excuse me joor.

who set up the panel, was it GEJ? Get your fact straight the police force in light of recent public opinion set up a panel to find a solution for their problem but propagandists tagged it 'Fg'. Cheap shots.
The only thing i hold against him is the subsidy issue that he did not manage well but people who know what is happening all over the world understand that issue. Then his frolicking with fraudsters but politics is about managing people.
As for the megalomania projects many where approved before his tenure!
GEJ has poor a image management team and he is carrying the burden of leading people who don't know what exactly is sup!

anulaxad: person.

IS THAT WHY HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DIE JUST ALONE IN ROAD ACCIDENTS EVERY DAY.
#ONLY IN NIGERIA#
VERIFIED ILLITERATE.

u dont have the right to insult the guy. He gave alc of wat he believes to be going on.. Did he lie? Dont come here thinking you can just bully people with cheap insults!

Mehn! I am tired of bloody buhari and okupe and the general nigerian opposition politics. It's only the ACN that is trying at all and they dont bark as loud as CPC (Crazy Party for Cùñts) which seem even worse than the PDP (Poo Dunked in Pot) party!
Nothing constructive just dirty sentiments day in day out!
So full of shyt!

There is love! I doubt if there is such thing as true love%-) and we can fall in love as many times as possible.
I observed sumtin from the comments so far.. Ladies seem to fancy this one true love stuff, but Guys seem to differ. Our opinion could be in line with our gender and one possible explanation is ladies find it more difficult to let go emotionally. For guys once we let go it is finished, it will just be a memory, the new one becomes the focus!

Agbaka
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agbonrienriengbe
walarenarigho

Both the committee setting guys and majority of people commenting are displaying hypocrisy!
Why was Barth nnaji sacked? Why was the Uniben Hiv vaccine discredited? ...they did not follow due process!
We are in a clime where emphasis is laid on due process (the new label for the good ol bureaucratic red-tapism) rather than outcomes especially in the political circle, and unfortunately it is the voice of these politicians that echo loudest in the ear of the president. Everybody shouting, no cohesion, no corelation! This is the confusion of the GEJ administration!

kmcutez: My brother, I have noticed it too, or perhaps it has always been there, but is no longer hidden due to the advent of technology, especially the internet.

Statistics will show you that children are more often abused by adults around them, especially those that are close to them, so mothers please be vigilant.

it is not an issue of mothers oo..this is for everybody! If u see any body playing suspiciously with your nieces, nephews, small cousins, neighbours children, colleague kids, even strangers kids sef! Pls make it your business, you may just be saving that small soul and other innocent people from grave danger.

Mehn guys turning into monsters and beast. If they dont strangle children, they kidnap or they molest them!
One violent story after another!

But truely, if it was your brother would u have gone to the police?
The elder bro was right though, because today its his neighbour's son, the next day it would be his wife or child been macheted, soaked in fuel or been set ablaze or wateva evil machinations his deranged brother chooses to enact!

Highly informative! I will bookmark and share later on fb!
I wonder why some people are so lazy to read a simple blog less than a page!

playmode: 'Nigerians have very low IQs'.

'I have stopped weeping for Nigeria because Nigerians don't love themselves'.

Thank you very much for the insult, u have made your point, clap for yourself!

Pls keep your tears for yourselve...b'cos u need it more than Nigeria! Cos one thing is sure from your rants, an average Nigerian agbero has a higher IQ than you can ever hope to have:-/

Jss1- one terrible thing like that!
Jss2-3 Cardigan
ss1-3 Twista

I had the anti-virus on my system but had to uninstall it because it was full of crap! Always doing unnecessary updates and installing rubbish on my laptop! Since then it's been good riddance to bad rubbish! I think some-body should sue them for bashing our country, where are the lawyers on Nairaland?

texazzpete: Why are you sanctimonious dolts so offended by this?

You m0r0ns kept quiet when Nkem Owoh's 'I go chop your dollar' video made it to the top of the charts
You m0r0ns kept quiet when Olu Maintain did his 'Yahoozee' hit track
You m0r0ns kept quiet and had fun when Kelly Hansome's 'I go chop your dollar' became No 1 on all Nigerian charts.


You m0r0ns bloody well keep quiet and accept that the email scam has now been affectionately termed 'Nigerian email scam'. it's part of the Urban Dictionary now so either you live with it or not.

If you really feel outraged about this, instead of ranting and raving on Nairaland, why not gather a neighbourhood militia and raid your nearest cybercafe to catch tens of these youths in the act?


Nigerians will faithfully report strip clubs to the Lagos State Government but keep quiet when they see gangs of bare-chested louts sending thousands of scam mails apiece to foreigners. Nonsense

PS: As i speak, 'I go chop your dollar' and 'maga don pay' videos are still on Youtube, gathering loads of comments from 'Oyibo' people that are very critical of Nigeria. Why hasn't any of you complained about those?

there is only one M0R0N on this site! And its you! Get a life.

NBC is full of shyt!

Clickbank, paypal and their fellow Naija haterz should be glad i am not into computer programming, i would have worked on something to crash their sites.

B4 we shout 'hang the man by the balls'! Let us answer this question; is a 10yrs old girl capable of conception? Is it medically possible to do that?

It is not peculiar to Nigeria joor... Every where you turn, there are crazy people.
We all do crazy things but some like to cast stones for crimes they are also guilty of. More craze for everybody!

Freiburger: I just can't buy this analysis.

Sorry bros.. But the analysis is even exaggarated! Well the Op wrote of top stars... But if u as a 'novice' where to be given a role, the standard pay is '5k a month'!!!

PrettyCindy: That was awful. If some humans can exhibit this kind of behaviour, i wonder what the devil will be. Wicked! Wicked!! Wicked!!!

na today? The devil is nothing but you! Man is both the devil and the angel, it all depends on which works for him!

Symphony007: Some people are so primitive they makes cave men seem like elites!!

E.O.D!

Alary: It must be a Shark or Whale head .

No be small thingz oo.. Laff wan tia my belle!
All of una too dey lie!

My candidate for presidency is Osho baba!
My reason- he is the only politician who speaks and do things just like i would love to.
Forget the qualification nonsense, that is just pdp agenda! But it wont sell!
If you want a northerner forget buhari and give me someone else. When he made the decision to stay mute in light of the rampage that followed the 2015 election, he became responsible for massacre perpetuated by his followers, with great power comes great responsibility, and he failed in his responsibility!
Fashola is also a good candidate for presidency but ethnic sentiments seem not to favour him..
The buhari for president wont sell for me.. I wud rather stick with Gej!!!

*Floating houses {i will like to build my mansion in the sky and possibly a hotel}.
*Anti_Gravity gears {that allow you float like a bird}.
*Photocyntia- {allows you absorb solar energy and and converts it to nutrient for the body, that way you wouldn't need to eat food or worry about hunger, this could make use of the body hair}.

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‘So the man who murdered my secretary was in police custody, the gun he used was with police custody - and this is the findings of the police. So the only conclusion that can be reached is that the police ordered the killing of my private secretary.
Have you met a man so on point as this man 'Osho-Baba'. Telling them to their face that they are culpable! Others would make a political speech but not him.