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O boy hand this site over to good web designers.
Why do you choose to use ur site as experiment for your amateurish designs?
Don't understand why some people prefer to play with their business.
Can't say i blame you though, you're sitting on top of a goldmine and probably do not know the value.
You gotta know when to accept defeat and move on.

skydeep: your siblings took JAMB last saturday and they might gain admission this year or probably your parents need a better home. They need it more than NL gals

Took the words outta of ma mouth.
Nice one.

booqee: how will dis one make me laff now??

Chei! You wicked.

I think there are fewer nos of posts unlike before.
Maybe i'm wrong but in the old Nl, it's quite difficult to see a post twice when the recent posts is reloaded.

bittyend: Who's @killz? Is he the same guy who's on here 24/7? Don't compare me to a jobless yob.

Lawd, have merci!

PurerareGold: How much †☺ go †☺ a cinema for crying out loud

See your mouth! You no get video for house?

ladunsky: LOVE.....

For ya mind!

My personal list{old & new};
1. Action -Jumong, prison break and smallville
2. Comedy - Two and half men, House of payne and How i met your mother.
3. Teen series - One tree hill, OC and Gossip girl/Vampire diaries.
4. Classics - West wing, desperate housewives and
5. Sci-fi - Fringe, mutant x and
6. Medical - Grey's Anatomy, Private practice and House.
7. Investigative - NCIS,
I'll complete the rest later.

gendebs: (1) One of the identical twins is born
evil..!
(2) While defusing a bomb don't worry which wire to cut, You will always choose the right one..!
(3) A Hero will show no pain while getting beaten up, But will show pain when a woman is trying to clean his wound..!
(4) A Detective can solve a case only when He is Suspended!
(5) If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet
will know the steps..!

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Laugh wan kmd!
This post should be in the joke section.
Mine;
1. The only way to profess your love is to sing and dance.
2. London is the only foreign country you can travel to.

bleedingheart: I am very confused, the woman i love, cherished and adore so much is not ready for us to get married. we already had 2 kids, a boy and a girl. Each time i bring up the topic it always result in fighting... I have done everything expected of a man to have a good home by providing and giving her whatever she wants yet she does not want me as her husband... her family loves me so much and they are confused why she is acting in this manner ....What do I do since we already had 2 kids? Should i let go of her or give her some breathing space? Pls help me out....

Nawa for una style.

Chimezie198: excuse me . . . Did i ask u to open ya legs? No need cos they're already open.

You bet.

kayci_d77: If You are not EWU then u are ANU-Npama, the way u talk, you r already his puppet maybe seeking to be a moderator. Jobless okoro as they will call you

Oh! Hopeless foools!
They want to drag cantell down to their level.

Miroslav klose: Bull crap

I concur.

ekwy nwa: Chino biko lota umuigbo ndiozo, its not all about Anambra but about Igboland

Lol. You're probably from Imo right?

kayci_d77: Shattap EWU, whose Oga, we feed him, i mean we made him, I mean we IGBOS in NL made him, how many Yorubas are in this forum and i bet you if he was IGBO you will not see any Yoruba here let alone spend hour here. Make i no vex oooo

Rijuo nsi afo there! Nna gi ka i na-akpo ewu!
My post was directed to the other guy as a joke, but as a new bigot, you failed to realise i was an Igbo too.
Fooolish empty dustbin.

justsmile: yeaaaaaaaaaa.... love this!!! now i cn confidently fly!!! those of u hating, don't wana catch u in them aircraft o!!! love this man of God!!! pls if u don't kw the story behind the glory, why don't u just shush!!!

Now tell me, whats the story? Excessive tithing extortion?

onyewec3: you ''thought''..thats rather conditional,meaning you have no fact as to whether she aspired for the role or not.i follow her on twitter and she has never declined ever wanting to assume such top-notch job......so stop speculating

Lol. Bros you go mind how you dey talk to ya oga.

A thread for dreamers.

KokoBeware: Bros its not the physical bible that is a sword...it's the word of God..... And it doesn't matter were u read it from...

Your post makes sense. But logic no go take you to heaven.
You might wanna stop thinking like jehovah witnesses.

Atandav: Wen u see a witch point ur phone at her, u go collect better slap, but something must happen if u point a bible, this is another way d devil is denying us d power in d bible, wise up

O boy eeeeeeh!lol I wan die!