₦airaland Forum

calid16:
Good lord, i always knew black girls loved eating and let themselves grow out of shape but Nigerian girls have taken it to the next level. See them everywhere looking for who will feed them . Even African girls from other countries say it's weird where they come from for a woman to just ask for free stuff like she's hooking.
My elder brother travelled out to sweden for his masters and dumped his girl of two years just a month later, why ? He said he didn't know our men were living in hell till he landed. .

O boi, Lwkmd!

2buff:
@tpiah backstabbing?
There comes a time in global economics were competitors must change to meet the demands of the market.
We like to enjoy the best, just as naija girls like to enjoy the best (from their man's wallet). If the best for us presents itself to be a woman one can truly synch with and who isn't interested in your money or what gift you brought her today or whatever, but considers YOU her gift (even buying stuff for you on top) then o-girl, that right there is an attractive product.

Bros, you need to write a book. You're good!

Thirst4Lif:
Is HE complaining, 'cause he'd be the first man in history to do so!

Abi ooo! Na today be the first time wey i hear that one. Complain ke?

Nairaland di Lively.

Mrs.Chima:
If you EVER decided that you want to attempt the comedic business I will PAY you not to even consider it under no given circumstance even if you are hungry.

Some people just do not have it in them to be comedic.

Even a drug will not help you.

If you think i was joking with you, sorry. You need it.
If i wanted to be comedic as you put it, i'll look for real people not some silly girl on Nl.
So long.

Ms. Potato:
Why are u being mean to gabry now?

Aww. . .so Ms. Potato = Gabry.
I liked the old name better.
Sorry i was mean to you.

Mrs.Chima:
You are as wack as the blackberry babes. Take your lame arse to the SSI office and tell them I sent you. They will understand.

If only chase were still alive, he would have whooped your crazy arse for stealing quotes from his book.

Mrs.Chima:
You will need to have good hearing to be able to know what my voice sound like deafie.

Glad that we can agree that it is completely on you. Now go burn some candles and pray for a quick way to kiss my ENTIRE arse.

Wtf. . .Kiss your entire arse? Which arse are talkin u abt? The one you're praying desperately to have or an imaginary one?
Lets stick to reality here. Lepas are the same thing to monkeys when it comes to arse.

Mrs.Chima:
If that how YOU roll then that on you. Not everybody sleeps around.

Yeah! Thats right. It's completely on me.
**mimics her crappy voice** ''Not everybody sleeps around''

@Poster,
Women love nice guys but only as a friend.
They can never date them cos they see them as a their older brother or just a friend.
Being a nice guy is okay but sometimes it pays to be a bad guy once in while.

Mrs.Chima:
IF she is sleeping on another guy's bed doesn't mean she is bleeping him. That just like saying my woman bleeped another man because they were sharing some Tacos.

Maybe, not yet. But she will.
How can two naija adults of the opposite sex(not related) sleep in one bed?
Akwara adighi ama nwanne.

Mrs.Chima:
All the straight men that like natural look on a woman, please line up in a single file. I want to test out my new toy for a marketing experiment.

I will be gentle.

Per-per. . .pervert!

Ms. Potato:
What do you mean? We Asian dont really use makeup ooo

Yeah. Keep telling yourself that!
Obj na fine boi.

Goldieluks:
your girl is obviously  getting out of hand,but you should try and fix it.

You think? You don't fix psychos, just dump their crazy arse and move on.

@poster,
It's quite possible to be single and stay happy if you're single by choice.

Thirst4Lif:
If all else fails, have the police escort her from your property. Go to the police station and

request an Order of Protection. You can also get a Restraining Order but a lawyer has

to be hired to do that. Start choosing your women more carefully. People show signs of

being psycho. Start heeding those signs from now on.

Right to the point!

BABE!:
^^lol, Afraid of what?, I just wanted to clarify things!

Well. . .if thats ur story.

190:
[color=deeppink]yawns[/color]

Go chop jor!

BABE!:
I have!! With LittleNerd and SuleSule!
and Hopefully with InkedNerd this summer!

----Yes, they're all females, and No, I'm not a lesbian!

Who asked you?
The guilty are afraid.

Abdblues:
You dont need the fastlink software, on your unlocked modem, just create a profile with the following:
APN=web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net
Username=web
password=web
and you are good to go, note that the best browsing experience is on the 3G platform

I can't use the software that came with the modem cos it says invalid sim whenever i try to browse.
I used the fastlink software and it worked.

@all,
pls where can i download mtn fastlink software?
I need to browse cos i don't have their modem.
I use an unlocked modem. or is there any way to browse without using their fastlink software?

@all,
pls where can i download mtn fastlink software?
I need to browse cos i do not have their modem.
I use an unlocked modem.
Or is there any way to browse without using their fastlink software?

Igbo women are good for marriage.
They do not leave their marital homes easily cos its always difficult to remarry in Igboland.

snthesis:
He was experienced, while she was naive.  On their wedding night, when Studio removed his clothes, Tanimz asked, “Studio!  What is that handle like thing hanging between your legs?”Studio was a quick thinker. “Tanimz, I am the only man in the world with one of these handles that will give you immense pleasure… And then he proudly showed her what it was for.  Tanimz was more than pleased. After the honeymoon was over, Studio went back to work.  He returned home to find an upset Tanimz waiting on their front porch.“Studio, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those and yet today, when I saw Snthesis changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!”  Ever fast on his feet, Studio said, “Oh, Tanimz, Snthesis is my best friend… since I had two, I gave him one.  So he is the only other man in the world with one.”A sceptical Tanimz accepted this answer, but when Studio returned home the next day, an agitated Tanimz was waiting on the porch.“Tanimz?  Now  what's wrong?” “Damn it, Studio. You gave the better one to Snthesis!”

LWKMD!

obnelly:
if mbc is gone on nilesat 101 so what is the deal on nilesat

Abi ooo!
But i guess George D's link explains it!
I wanted to turn my dish but changed my mind after reading the post.
Lets wait and see what will happen.

Hello everyone,
My MBC MAX,MBC ACTION and other channels in the same tp went off yesterday while i was watching it.
Is there any problem with the tp or i'm i the only one having this problem?
pls i need to confirm.

roymary:
A good woman will support your projects and come up with valuable ideas. If you are a believer, God tend to answer womens prayer a lot faster than mens; so if she prays for you; it speeds up your progress and success. Understanding the true importance of women comes with age and adequate life experiences.

I could bash women morning till night but hey the women specie is truly a man's life support.

Show me this woman and i'll pay her bride price now.

@Poster,
See ya mouth!
instead of you to "roger" and collect your transcript in time, you dey do sense man.
Why you leave your motherland go abroad sef? Schools don finish for hia?