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Politics › Re: Breaking News: Securities and Exchange Commission Sacks Okereke, Dangote by canuck(m): 4:24pm On Aug 05, 2010
Let's put aside the tribal sentiments (Which is mission impossible in NL wink)

She already announced a retirement date of November 2010; what's the rush to fire her after 27 years (I believe she joined NSE in 1983?)huh
Celebrities › Re: When Will Lagbaja Let Nigerian See His Face? by canuck(m): 6:38pm On Aug 03, 2010
What??!! Lagbaja's identity is still a mystery, even after more than a decade in the limelight?

Very impressive!

But then, this shows that Private Investigators and Paparazzis are needed in Nigeria smiley
Politics › Re: "Politicians Are Undereducated" - Utomi by canuck(op): 3:45pm On Aug 03, 2010
Omolulu:
Politics goes beyond under or over education, more of an individual's willpower to do the right thing
True! But education (both formal and informal) is the only tool known to man to develop character and willpower.

However, Nigerians and Nigerian education generally defies this rule of thumb! cheesy
Politics › Re: I Want To Save Nigeria - Ibb by canuck(m): 3:40pm On Aug 03, 2010
He said it was time to pay back what he had gained from Nigeria
Sanusi Lamido, please send IBB the current account number for Nigeria's foreign reserves so he can PAY BACK what he gained STOLE from Nigeria!

NOTE: Make sure the account allows DEPOSITS only. . .not withdrawals, otherwise, with IBB, the end will be worse than the beginning!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Welcomes The Falconets To The Country Today Being 3rd August 2010 by canuck(m): 3:29pm On Aug 03, 2010
buzugee:
some of those german girls like popps were born as men but had sex change. thats why they won our falconets. half the german team are trans-gender. thats why they tap leather like men . our falconets have done us proud. grin
shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: "Politicians Are Undereducated" - Utomi by canuck(op): 5:04am On Aug 01, 2010
jamace:
Again, as a characteristic, most Nigerians who wear the most expensive wrist-watches attend functions late. They arrive flaunting the goddamn wrist-watches to show-off. I'm suggesting that anybody with expensive wrist-watch who arrives late for a function should have his/her wrist-watch seized. cheesy
LWKMD!!!!!  grin  grin  grin
Travel › Re: Black Backpacker Blog: My Travelling Adventures by canuck(m): 8:56pm On Jul 29, 2010
Good blog, Black Backpacker! You are one good storyteller!

I spent the first twenty years of my life within a 20 KM radius!!!!

Finally dared to travel to Abeokuta and realized it was only a 45-minute journey from Lagos! From then on, there was no stopping me.  grin
Sports › Re: Maradona Hits Back, Says He Was Cheated And Lied To by canuck(m): 8:42pm On Jul 29, 2010
^ ^ ^
Yeye questions! Nor make me vex o!!!  angry

Technical competence, ability to read the game and a mild temperament serves a coach better - Rather than throwing tantrums on the sidelines and fighting fans.

Sharp guy like you suppose know na!  cheesy (I know you're a die-hard fan of Maradona - No wahala!)
Sports › Re: Maradona Hits Back, Says He Was Cheated And Lied To by canuck(m): 8:35pm On Jul 29, 2010
The koro-koro cheat and liar himself accusing someone else of the same.

I think he's showing withdrawal symptoms from the white powder.

Arrogance and bravado do not win football matches.

I won't be surprised if Nigeria hires Maradona  grin  grin  grin
Career › Re: Pwc Interview by canuck(m): 8:25pm On Jul 29, 2010
Bowlue:
ok. one more question. i was told i cant sit for exams in my first year?
seunallday:
yea, no exams until 12 months time
Bowlue:
not nice, anyways tanx
Truth is, you are not yet seen as a professional, but as a glorified messenger for the first year - You are a 'ball boy' for the pros on the pitch. That's why you can't seat an exam yet!

After they use you like 'rain water' in the first year, then you can start writing professional exams, and must pass within a specified period, otherwise you're shown the door.

All the big boys/gals you see in audit firms went through that rite-of-passage.

Best of luck! Report back when the 1st shin-shin gets credited to your account cheesy
Travel › Re: Canadian Student Visa Questions! by canuck(m): 7:33pm On Jul 29, 2010
@ timbercharles

Congratulations on your admission!

Please follow Hotstepper's steamy hot advice, and you will not fall into hot water. cheesy

OP, why not open a thread to share your experience with fellow NL'ders who may wish to tow your line.
Travel › Re: Visa Ignorance: A Big Disease by canuck(m): 7:25pm On Jul 29, 2010
@megastu

With your proximity and access to a foreign embassy declared on this thread, I won't be surprised if you will be bombarded with offers of N250K per visa!  O'lboy, no chop oh!!! grin  grin  grin
Travel › Re: Visa Ignorance: A Big Disease by canuck(m): 7:19pm On Jul 29, 2010
That is an average Nigerian for you!

In our bid to outsmart the system (which we loooooove to do), we usually get outsmarted! Shame.



megastu:
@susexx,

It doesnt sound somehow. The embassy is in my office. The consular also doubles as an employee in my office. Let me give you an instance. Do you know where dannish embassy is? it is at louis solomon; maersk house, and shares office with safmarine etc.
I know exactly the scenario you just described; I have seen a couple of foreign embassies with such arrangements in Lagos.
Career › Re: Top 10 Well Paid Occupation In Nigeria by canuck(m): 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2010
sunnyprof:
Our culture tend to support corruption because families, friends and society at large seems to say it most of the time: "is it not the same engineering you and 'so and so' are into? He has buit 3 estates, sent his children to school abroad and has buit a mansion in the village; but yiou are still struggling to build one bungallow in preparation for your retirement?

We have all lived by this from generations immemorial or 'no be the pikin wey bring money come him mama go praise' again?
Hmmm. . .Definitely a significant root of the problem.
Politics › Re: "Politicians Are Undereducated" - Utomi by canuck(op): 5:22pm On Jul 28, 2010
But isn't this the problem with Nigerian education, generally speaking?

* Computer Science Professor who cannot operate a PC
* Chemical Engineering grads driving cabs under Gov Akala's employment program
* Sociology and Core Science grads chasing deposits in banks
* Finance/Banking grads basking in the Telco boom
* Several grads engaged as kidnappers, robbers, ashawos, etc

embarassed
Politics › Re: "Politicians Are Undereducated" - Utomi by canuck(op): 5:14pm On Jul 28, 2010
Education does not even mean a Masters or PhD degree.

The leaders have certificates, but they do not apply what they’ve learnt. The purpose of education is application, abi?

A (person) educated only at school is an uneducated (person). ~George Santayana
Politics › "Politicians Are Undereducated" - Utomi by canuck(op): 5:11pm On Jul 28, 2010
Politicians Are Undereducated, Says Utomi
By Funmi Ogundare, 07.28.2010

Lagos

A former presidential aspirant and the Director of Pan African University, Ajah, Lagos, Prof. Pat Utomi has said Nigeria would not achieve any progress, but will continue to witness the present anomaly if its crop of politicians are not properly educated. Utomi, who made this remark, at the 12th Valedictory Service/Prize Giving Day of Good Shephard Schools, Meiran, Lagos, described Nigerian politicians as under-informed, selfish and obsessed with money, adding that they are more interested in the contract that will be awarded rather than focusing on what they ought to do that would benefit the populace.

His words: "Politicians are so interested in the contract that will be awarded that they don't focus on the real person. Until this selfishness, obsession of money, this failure of our elite in the political class to disclose the mission of their generation, is corrected.  "I am afraid Nigerians are in serious trouble. I think this is why we need to educate the Nigerian politicians because they are highly undereducated and under informed as to what their missions should be, many do not realise what education is for, that is why we are not making progress."

SOURCE: http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=179375
Crime › Re: Policeman Kills Bus Driver Over N50 by canuck(m): 4:19pm On Jul 28, 2010
@aieromon
Thank you!

@massach79
Why should anyone be arrested for selling alcohol?
Crime › Re: Policeman Kills Bus Driver Over N50 by canuck(m): 4:07pm On Jul 28, 2010
@ OP

This story is disheartening! cry


massach79:
come to alakuko police station from 4pm there is a joint inside the station where sepe is displayed for sale, the most annoying part is that the display is not hidden; just after the entrance gate.
What is "sepe"? huh
Career › Re: Top 10 Well Paid Occupation In Nigeria by canuck(m): 3:33pm On Jul 28, 2010
Remii:
Are Militants criminals in Nigeria? They interview them on TV, they own up to there damages including killing of inncent souls and nothing happens to them, they even wine and dine with Goverors and President, lol
I tire, my broda!

The militants at the interview, the journalist conducting the interview, the governor(s) at the interview, and most of the people watching the interview are all the same! Cut from the same cloth!
Career › Re: Top 10 Well Paid Occupation In Nigeria by canuck(m): 3:29pm On Jul 28, 2010
ebunma:
This country is sick
Intensive Care Unit straight!

vinmol:
@ destinyrap and Pendusky

NIgeria "good people bad Leaders"

na so we see am my brothers if u no dey the country pray say make any of this job men no catch u or any body related to you, becos your patrotism song go change, !
LIE!

Good people = Good leaders
Bad people = Bad leaders

When the people change for good, they will produce good leaders.

Fellow Nigerians, the monster is looking back at you in the mirror!
Career › Re: Top 10 Well Paid Occupation In Nigeria by canuck(m): 3:04pm On Jul 28, 2010
This thread deserves to be moved from Career to Jokes section. Shikena!
Career › Re: Top 10 Well Paid Occupation In Nigeria by canuck(m): 2:52pm On Jul 28, 2010
pendusky:
I wonder why Seun should be allowing dubious replies on IMPORTANT thread on NL, I think I have been  visiting NL for a good number of years now and find out that people all over the world visit this site on daily basis but I still wonder why people have been blackmailing the VERY country there are from, I don't understand,  I will suggest That Seun should tell these people to go to Jokes page of NL to comments and write whatever they want to.
Korrect talk!

spikedcylinder:
Someone mentioned Lawyers? Don't let me crack my ribs laughing abeg. grin grin grin cheesy
Please get the stereotypical 'charge and bail' lawyer off your mind - E.g. Mr. Gbenga Oyebode and his team of lawyers made millions of $$$ from a 5-room commercial law firm at Obalende (15 yrs ago) and he bought into Access Bank where he's presently Chairman.

@ OP
This thread exposes the root of Nigeria's problems - We have lost our bearing. embarassed

Like a public service radio announcement that filled the air and our minds when I grew up in Nigeria, "There Is Dignity In Labour!"
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Invite Finland-based Student To Help Fight Kidnapping by canuck(op): 6:19pm On Jul 27, 2010
Kobojunkie:
What Constitution Change? huh
In fact, what constitution?? cheesy
Politics › Re: The Proposed 4th Mainland Bridge In Lagos,a Political Tool by canuck(m): 6:17pm On Jul 27, 2010
Considering its exploding population growth, Lagos should be building its 14th Mainland bridge by now! angry
Politics › Re: I Saw Ibb As A President In My Dream by canuck(m): 6:14pm On Jul 27, 2010
@ Poster

Avoid eating sugary food from 6:00 p.m. and you will get your noctural mental health back. shocked

You don nearly kolo finish, walahi! cheesy
Politics › Re: Becomerichh, About Yoruba Kingdom Joining With Benin Republic. . . Tell Me More. by canuck(m): 6:07pm On Jul 27, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=485817.msg6452356#msg6452356 date=1280164490]I fully support and understand where you're coming from.

I'm trying to set together some kind of group to bastardize Goodluck's facebook, so that he can understand our urgent desire to join Benin Republic.
But in order to make this move, I'll need you to tell me more about your cause.

Please: No maps.[/quote]@ Ileke-Idi

You messed up a perfectly legit, and potentially inspiring proposition with the highlighted portion above  cheesy

Becomerich and satellite maps are like:

Spongebob and Squarepants
IBB and Gap teeth
Abacha and Sunglasses
Barack and Michelle

Thus, Becomerich did not take the bait - You can't have one without the other. . .Mend your ways and be converted!  grin
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Invite Finland-based Student To Help Fight Kidnapping by canuck(op): 5:55pm On Jul 27, 2010
hercules07:
Jonathan is just clueless. I remember some years ago, we (ISPs and Telecoms) were invited by the NSA and the SSS to discuss Lawful Interception, vendors such as Siemens, Alcatel and Ericsson were also there with the IG (Ehindero) and other Service Chiefs. The SSS director spoke about how the system will effectively checkmate kidnapping ( Scary Fellow - Kayode Are) and how unsecure the networks of the GSM companies were. Siemens conceeded that Ericsson have expertise in the area, Ericsson made their representation saying that most of the facilities exist in the equipment being used by the Telcos and they just need to activate it (pay Kudi), the only bone of contention was who will pay for the transmission to the two controlling centers (Abuja and Lagos). ISPs were to intercept traffic as well based on certain criteria, the system was meant to be a pre-emptive one to nab criminals before they act. The legal framework was pursued and I believe (not certain) that the National Assembly passed a law on this. The man who was the arrow head for this initiative and who made sure that everybody was carried along was the National Security Adviser by the name of Gusau.
Jonathan has in his cabinet a man who can help solve this kidnapping problem; now is Gusau sabotaging Jonathan's effort (siddon look posture) or is Jonathan's default setting on his browser Facebook?
Insightful first-hand contribution!
Politics › Re: Ndlea Seizes N4bn Worth Of Cocaine At Tin Can Island by canuck(m): 4:16pm On Jul 27, 2010
desgiezd:
In spite of the good work by NDLEA, some folks, Nigerians and foreigners alike, are bent on making Nigeria a major transit point.
This article got me thinking - Is Nigeria a Transit Point for cocaine or has she become a Net User like United States?
Family › Re: Do You Mind If Your Wife Is Richer And Earning More Than You? by canuck(m): 9:43pm On Jul 26, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=95086.msg6453590#msg6453590 date=1280176724][color=deeppink]^^A man wouldn't regard that as being soft-hearted simply because it's his responsibility to do that just like it's regarded as soft-hearted when a man washes the dishes.

Sometimes, doing things out of the ordinary makes one unique.

I think most women understand that. wink[/color][/quote]True talk!
Family › Re: Do You Mind If Your Wife Is Richer And Earning More Than You? by canuck(m): 9:31pm On Jul 26, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=95086.msg6453511#msg6453511 date=1280175851][color=deeppink]Don't ever think that such a woman does not exist cause she does.

They are more soft hearted and selfless women out there than men.[/color][/quote]I would never say "never". . .My point is that such a woman falls outside the statistical norm.

Funny thing is that a man does not regard providing for his family as being soft-hearted - It's just what we (the responsible ones) do! cheesy

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