₦airaland Forum

raintree:
Gosh, those are cut-throat room rates.  How many of us can afford to stay in such hotels like for a week?  I definitely won't waste that kind of money.  How is it possible to promote tourism with this kind of overpriced hotel accommodation?

Gbam!

I can head to Niagara Falls and stay at Sheraton (Fallsview) for less than US$160 a night - If try Federal Palace hotel (carpark view  ), I will shell out almost US$500 in ONE night! OMG!

We forget that a nation's tourism is primarily stimulated by the local market, not just foreigners!

oisehumen:
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Please, say again to Sauron.

People, please give ~Sauron~ a break! He probably thinks we're talking about "short time" motels!    

newmaster:
He (Soyinka) said Nigerians should no longer expect him and a few other activists to continue to risk their lives while they (Nigerians) are lethargic about the way the country is being run by those elected.

“Let this be the last time you (Nigerians) will drag me out to talk about voting and election generally; enough of talking, let’s match it with action; don’t bring me out here again to come and tell you to register and vote in any election; enough of talking, just go out there to register and vote.

Hmmm. . .Sounds like Kongi himself is getting weary and exhausted

segzi cres:
chai if these players see what has been written about them they would quit football to hawk dr pepper drink in traffic.

Brilliant idea, segzi, because it will make them lose the I-am-a-superstar-and-make-lots-of-money body fat! After which they can return to football and into the waiting arms of clamouring fans!

Afterall, what's the difference between running with the ball on a soccer pitch and running with Dr Pepper to sell in traffic? Nothing! One is dead in the water if one can't "score" in both of them! 

otondo55:
CANUCK you are the bomb !

3 GBOZAA FOR YOU, GBOZAA ! GBOZAA !! GBOZAA!!!

Thank you for making my day.


God may i never yakubu any good opportunity of my life .

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

BTW, I just dey hear "GBOZAA! GBOZAA!! GBOZAA!!" from sleep dis morning! I say na wetin?! Na im FedEx say na special delivery from NL's one and only otondo55! I troway salute o!

lysaa:
LOL, I so saw this coming. .Yakubuology! LMAO

@Canuck.
U better be alert always cos if u mess up hmm, your name wouldn't hesitate to fit in the hall of shame. LOL.

Lysaa my sister, everyone has a Yakubu-moment at least once in a lifetime. It's a debt we all have got to pay.

That's the reason I prayed this morning - "Father, please send the hosts of heaven to Yakubu-proof my destiny! May I not Yakubu when You need me to be Higuain. Amen!"

Rhydem:
God have mercy, my dog has been Yakubu-ing for some months now, and has now been diagonsed with Kaitaitous. What have I done to deserve Super Eagles misfortunes

Eeeeyyyyyaaaa! Take heart, ndo.

mafioso2:
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Chop i Chop Govt,  

Ivynwa:
@Canuck
Glad to see that you are at it again, people sure need your laughing medicine now. I was asking after you in the thread below when people started getting depressed and moody after the ball. You can visit there and lighten them up.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=457503.msg6264970#msg6264970

Re: Nigeria Vs South Korea: 7:30pm June 22 @ World Cup 2010
« #1004 on: Yesterday at 09:54:09 PM »  

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CANUCK, Where is Canuck?
   Please people are depressed here and right now I think that they need your laughing medicine, who are we fixing up in our good old dictionary. As for me , I am chilling and being happy that my boys were not defeated. I am hanging up my shoulder because they stood up against others ane equalized. They said to the world "African ain't all spineless" and for that I am happy.


@Ogidi Boy
Your suggestion to man 190 made my evening with enough laughter.

@Ruq
Abeg leave Canuck make he make person laugh but the thing be say make we just jolly over these and not take it to heart.

Canuck I think it's still good you attach the warning of the chief lexicographer(whatever) general so that some don't carry things far enough to attack or accost Mr. Yakubu. Some people are that much affected by this ordinary game of football.

Whao! Are you kidding me?! You're talking about Canuck on another thread? Na so persin own dey beta o! Thank you my sis!  

philip0906:
@ruq
its late go and sleep cos u need it b4 u get yakubued and pass d kaitomainian flu to other nairalanders *whatever dat means*

All in favour, say "Aye"

"Aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Motion carried! Sweet dreams Ruq  

Gekko:
abeg, just remove the word Waste from dictionary and replace it with yakubu, in fact anyone with the name Yakubu should consider a name change.

Interestingly, I am looking at a proposal on my desk right now (as the Chief Lexicographer at OED) seeking the same substitution!

Whao. . .Gekko, you must be an out-and-out genius - Take that to the bank; tell 'em Canuck said so!  

Ruq:
How come uche,Enyeama are not in the dictionary For their efforts. All the names are more of derogatory meanings. Instead of accepting that the fault is from NFF. Your age don dey born you dey here dey type poo. Lol

Ehen! See me see local trouble o! *Claps three times!* Mmssheeeeewwww!!!

Persin hold your keyboard?! You nor fit to type, Goody Two-Shoes? Oya start your own dictionary now if you think say khaki be leather! 

Let this be the LAST time you question the unalloyed and venerable integrity of the linguistic authorities of the Oxford English Dictionary - Have you EVER been to Oxford sef?! You have been warned!

Gunnaz007:
nairaland na waaa

You sef nor easy! That's why you been dey here, no?  

190:
canuck please can u help me tell mama-gee that i lurv her~
and she is the only person that can cure this illness of KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS
that has made me sit 2 straight hours in the Toilet doing Nothing but FA-KU-BUING
all over the place!!

LOL! LOL! Mama-gee gets your intention. Whether she agrees with it is another issue, which is outside the scope of this lexicographic thread. 

Just shine your eyes well-well, and make sure you don't Yakubu any opening she MAY give you! OK?   

Now, back to the thread!

190:
I think i have been in the toilet for 2hrs now doing nothing there but FA-KU-BUING ALL OVER THE PLACE,Cause of the illness KAITANAIJAKOLOSIS!

You really need to stop seeing Dr. Lar Largerback! Change your physician - Just a hunch.

Yakubu dey run belle nor be small!  

Efe Ekarume:
Yakubu was just like a metal on the pitch. So heavy !

Your very first NL post, and you chose this thread?! Fantastic! I am highly honoured  

Welcome to NL!!!

landtraza:
why are you yakubuing your mercy to unrepentant sinners.  

Kai! Word just land, see as Naija dey chew am for mouth like dry Choco Milo! Landtraza, you do well  

OgidiBoy:
You'll can hate on Yakubu now, but when you'll see him on the street tomorrow in his flashy car, you'll be kissing his boot.

You and who? Nigerians get class pass dat side jor! We nor get him time at all!

If that "flashy car" is not sound-proof, him go just dey hear "Mmmmssshheeeewwww! Yeye!" anywhere he goes!

Dolemite:
Dammit I Yakubued my chance to get a girls number I met on the street today.

@ Dolemite: A1 Parallel! You're too sharp in the usage of this new word jor!

Ruq:
This makes no sense. If names get included in dictionary everytime. Almost every name should be in the dictionary. There's alot of eff ups. What do you have to say about the house of reps?

@ Ruq: F9 - Olodo rabata! Go repeat the class. . .for the 3rd and last time