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Sports › Re: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by canuck(m): 8:28pm On Jun 17, 2010

Pastormat:
Have you guyz not seen how good the guy is? He was red carded and the table turned against the Eagles. It shows his impact in the team. Anyway, he lost his brain at the time he was committing the offence. Its a pity. Can you imagine, i was hoping seriously that the Eagles will actually scale through to the next round or probably get to the Q/finals.

This reverse psychology na wa o!

Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(op): 8:25pm On Jun 17, 2010

eldee:
I love Nairaland.

This is how Nigerians cope with unnecessary and undue pressure that have been known to cause war or genocide in other countries!

Sports › Re: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by canuck(m): 8:17pm On Jun 17, 2010

mystikal:
Enyeama and Kaita are like Obama and Osama

LOL! Loooooove it!!!!

Sports › Re: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by canuck(m): 8:12pm On Jun 17, 2010

tayo4me:
And besides, I dont think the French went all out to criticise Zidane who did something worse back in 2006. We Nigerians are so quick in condemming ourselves, yet we want others to say good things about us. He should learn to control his anger no doubt, but he does not deserve all these bashing on the internet by fellow Nigerians.

Zidane was world-class and had a deposit overflowing with goodwill, exploits and accolades. . . He did not attack another player on his FIRST world stage!!!! Haba! Minini?! Dem swear for KAITA

Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(op): 8:05pm On Jun 17, 2010

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=464593.msg6234385#msg6234385 date=1276801292]lmoa i lykz ds. . . cheesy

seriously tho how idiotic and senseless can one person be? angry

[/quote]
Abi o! His name has become a byword for notoriety and infamy!!!

Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(op): 7:59pm On Jun 17, 2010

@ Krayola, my broda in Toronto!

Love your profile picture! Abeg, make I borrow am. . .

My peepu, na so KAITA put gun for Naija head, come pull the trigger o!!!!!

Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(op): 7:46pm On Jun 17, 2010

New Improved Prayer Points from FIRE AND BRIMSTONE INTERNATIONAL MINISTRIES:

Every KAITA in my life, receive Heaven's FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Every KAITA in my career, be exposed to Heaven's BRIMSTONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every KAITA loitering around me, fall down and catch FIREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Every KAITA in my future, I arrest you like MUTALLAB was arrested!!!!!!!!!!

Sports › Re: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by canuck(m): 7:41pm On Jun 17, 2010

Every KAITA in my life, receive Heaven's FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Every KAITA in my career, be exposed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every KAITA loitering around me, fall down and catch FIREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Every KAITA in my future, I arrest you like MUTALLAB was arrested!!!!!!!!!!

Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(op): 7:37pm On Jun 17, 2010

[quote author=sun_temi link=topic=464593.msg6234197#msg6234197 date=1276799571]Or U can also use it this way; 'If you try to kaita this business, I will personally muttalab you.'[/quote]Heheheheheeeee! You are must be very brilliant, sun_temi!!! A new word came out an hour ago and you're already so versatile in its usage!!! Wonda-ful!!!!

I have only one prayer for you: May Holy Ghost FIRE destroy every KAITA in your life!!!!!!

Sports › Re: KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(op): 7:35pm On Jun 17, 2010

I see the following episode unraveling in Naija in the near future:

Father: Born-Boy!

Born-Boy: Kpale! Sir! Baa'Mi! Yes Daddy!

Father: Congratulations on turning 18! You are now a man!

Born-Boy: Thank you Daddy!

Father: I have a few words of caution though.

Born-Boy: OK sir. I am all ears.

Father: In all you do, don't be a thief! Don't be a terrorist! Don't be a Yahoo-Yahoo! AND, I take my Papa head beg you, don't be a KAITA!!!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Can Still Qualify, Yes We Can by canuck(m): 7:27pm On Jun 17, 2010

@ Topic

Una don come oh - That's all you're good at; hoping for the failure of others because you can't get your act together!

Anyway, no so una reach the World Cup Finals. Yeye Mathematics!!!!

Sports › Re: Sani Kaita Vs Abdul Mutallab by canuck(m): 7:23pm On Jun 17, 2010

Ultrame:
Lexxy we need a definition for this new word ASAP.

My pleasure! Please see link below for the definition of new word, KAITA, added to the Oxford English Dictionary 55 minutes ago!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-464593.0.html

Sports › KAITA: A New Word Added To Oxford English Dictionary by canuck(op): 6:33pm On Jun 17, 2010

KAITA (Kai-ta)
v. Kai*ta, Kai*tas, kai*ta'ed, kai*ta'ing

1. To single-handedly dash the hopes and aspirations of one's nation in the full glare of other nations
2. To karate-kick your way out of the greatest stage/spotlight ever known to man
3. To destroy/zap/siphon the energies of teammates plus 140 million people through unexplainable stupidity
4. To act foolishly, unintelligently or irrationally and IMMEDIATELY regret the action by falling on your knees

(Etymology: Derived from the dreadful match between Nigeria and lowly Greece at the 2010 Soccer World Cup)

Usage:

"Please, please, do not KAITA what we have been building for 50 years o! Oloshi!"

"I don't care what people say, I will KAITA the multi-billion dollar plan!"

"That man, you know, the hopeless, useless, visionless, KAITAing guy!"

"I was KAITAing until I met Jesus!"

Synonyms:

1. Sabotage
2. Incapacitate
3. Destroy/Demobilize
4. Jeopardize
5. Impair
6. Implode
7. Shege Banza!

OTHER MEANINGS AND DERIVATIVES

KAITA (Kai-ta)
n. Kai*ta

A term that describes a temporary but kaitastrophic loss of mental competency and faculty.
See also Instant Amnesia.
(Source: davidylan)

KAITA (Kai-ta)
n. Kai*ta

Kaita is a national disaster, an epitome of embarrassment, representing failed Federal Character principle.
(Source: teskyg)

KAITA (Kai-ta)
n. Kai*ta

An act of psychosis, bordering on lunacy, manifested by fabled werewolves under a full moon. Shockingly, Rino Gattuso (the world's most notorious hard tackler) is said to be spending sleepless nights reviewing KAITA's tape!
(Source: careytommy)

KAITAISIS (Kai-ta-i-sis)
n. Kai*ta*i*sis

1. A new mental sickness recently discovered by Neurosurgeons. It affects the victim's ability to think right or make right judgement especially when it matters most.

2. Victims often confuse the game of soccer for a karate session. Its derived from the new word KAITA
(Source: tlops)

KAITARIZATION (Kai-ta-ri-za-tion)
n. Kai*ta*ri*za*shen

Kaitarization is the act of being turned into a useless mongol OR a Shaolin Temple soccer player.
(Source: chichi234 & colomb)

KAITA-KAITA (Kai-ta-kai-ta)
n. Kai*ta*kai*ta

Kaita-Kaita means unprecedented confusion and unimaginable pandemonium
Usage: "Kaita-kaita don burst!"
(Source: lizzybabe1)

KAITA (Kai-ta)
n. Kai*ta

A highly explosive bomb needed more in Iraq than in Nigeria
Usage: "Allied Forces just dropped the K-Bomb! Yes! The Kaita! Ladies and gentlemen, the war is over!!!"
(Source: ActiveMan)

KAITARACT (Kai-ta-ra-ct)
n. Kai*ta*ra*kt

A one-of-a-kind eye defect that makes a soccer player see another player as a Jabulani Ball to be kicked
Usage: "Pity, he suffered from a sudden chronic case of Kaitaract"
(Source: we_lycans)

KAITASTROPHY (Kai-ta-stro-phy)
n. Kai*ta*stro*fi

See Kaita-Kaita above
(Source: ~Borat~)

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:33pm On Jun 17, 2010

Where is the OFF BUTTON?! I don tire

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:31pm On Jun 17, 2010

Finecat:
Shots
Greece - 28
Nigeria - 8

And they just SCORED!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:28pm On Jun 17, 2010

merge:
Why 10 men ??

Two words: Kung-Fu Kaita! (AKA Karate Kaita)

Na so e be oh

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:26pm On Jun 17, 2010

princekevo:
please what kind of strikers do we have that yakubu can not score one on one goal?

O'lboy, relax for dem small - How many one-on-one with goalkeeper did Messi score against us?

I feel your pain sha!

Yakubu score ohhhhhhhh! Person no dey carry title of HAWK and him no fit hunt baby chicken!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:23pm On Jun 17, 2010

Gayigaskia:
Obasi hausa man?

Heheheheee. . . Don't mind us oh. . . We have been wounded by a Mallo, who did not have a business on the team in the first place, except that he's Hausa!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:18pm On Jun 17, 2010

[size=15pt]~~ABASI~~ OBASI OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/size]

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:14pm On Jun 17, 2010

[quote author=EzeUche link=topic=457501.msg6232258#msg6232258]Uche

Enyeama

Notice a pattern people?[/quote]

buzugee:
yes ndigbo men suck

mystikal:
Tell me

Okoro no dey gree oh! That's why I like dem!!!! Agidi too much!!!!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:12pm On Jun 17, 2010

shreks:
wake up nigeria

Nigeria's Response: Zzzzzzzzz *Clears nostrils noisily* Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:10pm On Jun 17, 2010

[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=457501.msg6232231#msg6232231 date=1276787362]Keep d faith. . .we can do it![/quote][size=13pt]Amin o Jesu!!!![/size]

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:09pm On Jun 17, 2010

heryyy:
[size=20pt]I am still very upset with this foolish aboki guy [/size]

Get in line. . .No be only you. We nor suppose dey see dis kain mess if not for KARATE KAITA!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 4:06pm On Jun 17, 2010

I am convinced that if Kaita had a DAGGER on him, he would have stabbed the Greek player, then kicked him!

Shege Banza!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 3:59pm On Jun 17, 2010

Sani Abacha. . .Sani Kaita

No more Sani's representing Nigeria in anything. . . Even "letter writing"!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 3:56pm On Jun 17, 2010

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=457501.msg6232091#msg6232091 date=1276786474]I don't know why you guys want Nigeria to qualify for the 2nd round. Even when they had 11 players, they never threatened the Greek defence. Is that the type of team that will survive the 2nd round?. Get real guys, kaita's action is a blessing in disguise. Go Kaita![/quote]
What a perspective.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 3:50pm On Jun 17, 2010

Remii:
enough of tribalism, another aboki, Haruna, don prevent a goal too,

You spoke too soon. . .And my post was NOT tribalistic. . .Just stating a FACT!

Are you telling me Haruna & Kaita are better than all other Southerners in their roles? If the answer is YES, then I am wrong.

IMHO, it is obvious they are NOT the best Nigeria has to offer for those positions.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 3:47pm On Jun 17, 2010

Anoda Aboki don dagger Nigeria o!!!

Haruna don score. . . Against Nigeria! Kai!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 3:45pm On Jun 17, 2010

Dem don score o!

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 3:40pm On Jun 17, 2010

[size=20pt]E NO GO BETA FOR DIS FEDERAL CHARACTER ABOKI OH!!!

BUT I SAW THIS COMING FROM THE GAME AGAINST ARGENTINA.

KAITA IS A KOKONUT HEAD![/size]

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 3:35pm On Jun 17, 2010

[size=14pt]THIS MALLAM DON KILL US OH!!![/size]

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Greece: [1 - 2] On June 17, 2010 @ World Cup by canuck(m): 3:05pm On Jun 17, 2010

Sagamite:
http://atdhe.net/

9ja4eva:
www.iraqgoals.net

Sagamite and 9ja4eva. . .You guys are the best! Thanks a million!

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