₦airaland Forum

Ivynwa:
Now let me look for trouble (watch me do this)------All of una sef wey dey finish Kaita, he no better pass una. See as him name come appear for newspapers all over the world,radio stations na Kaita Kaita, Tv stations Kaita, you tube nko. Everybody call me Timaya (no I mean Kaita). Just because I'm getting famous, make una leave me alone( Kaita dey hot like fire). Kaita (say Kaita), Kaita, say Kaita. Abeg leave the poor baby alone for me Ojare, can't you see that he became mortified immediately and out of shame covered his face, what else do u Canuck and your clique of professional comedians want. Una don even give him the honour of being a dictionary word still e no do una. Kaita sweetheart, abeg find some country go chill and holiday for a while, this heat go too much for you abeg.

See me see local trouble o - Kaita now has female admirers! *Claps three times!* Mmmssheewww! Wonders shall never end!

You try sha

legendprac:
All hail KAITAnolokopolous!!!!!
rotflmao

You're welcome to the KAITAnolokopolous Temple in Athen, Greece. . . Please do not miss the offering bowls to the left, right, center, etc (you get the drift).

Be Warned: KAITAnolokopolous is known to give the "Kick Of No Return" to worshippers who do not behave well, well!

soft girl:
you guys take it easy on the guy na ha

Haba, soft girl, you are tooooooo soft jare!

I want your "Amen" to sound make I hear am for dis side -

1. KAITA nor go near any good thing in your life!
2. As you dey waka so, you nor go jam KAITA, and KAITA nor go jam you!
3. May you NEVER marry a KAITA!!!

infobox:
The Kaita dude thought he was performing the Hausa fight dambai. I had to view the clip again on you tube and I must say, that's a dambai move. Norther ram.
Watch it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgj1l9vUyhU&feature=youtu.be&a

suxes2005:
Mehn, i cant stop laughing,

Whao, poster where did u get that from?

SHALOM

LOL! As a self-professed "millionairenewbie", you should know na - It's a random thought of breakthrough 

Ciao!

honeric01:
Poor Kaita, see you don get enemies pass Amodu, chai, why u come serve your father land? if u cant be forgiven for "common" offense like this, what then are u going to be forgiven for? it wasn't like he caused a penalty after being sent off, or that he slapped the ref, chai, i don't want to be Kaita as at present, i am sure he won't be able to sleep tonight.

Not after a hot bowl of Kunu! 

I sure say the guy don dey snore sef! E nor send Nigeria oh!

CarlosVent:
pls dnt kill dis guy pls

Kaita fired the first karate kick shot 

chikend:
i'm sorry , papa kaita, i tried to stop them from posting this, but i failed

NL!!!! Make una come see Kaita pikin o!!!!!!

Virtueways:
HABA! What is all this noise about? Although I prefer to read only on nairaland, I just cant keep quiet.
LEAVE KAITA ALONE!!!
Some months ago,we all knew what some people subjected this country to,yet both their children and grandchildren are raining curses on a poor victim of country of origin where INDISCIPLINE reigns supreme.Abi no be naija be this?

My sista - This thread was opened so we Nigerians can trade our KAITA-induced sorrows for some rib-cracking fun!

You know what to do if you can't stand the heat  

lynxnoon:
RFLMAO!!!!
am telling u; if i see that kaita guy i will personally MUTALLAB him for KAITAING naija n esp enyama's efforts

lizzybabe1:
Kaitakaita don burst!

davidylan:
kaitaristic traits of those who lack a sense of humor.

Three Gbosas for davidylan!

But honeric01 na korrect guy sha. . .fine-boi-no-pimples

@canuck, you self e don do you naah   You can talk ooo. lol.

@ mr.official I am a man a mission to alleviate the pain inflicted on Nigerians by KAITA.

As evidence that this is working, see below  

hollyjolly:
heheeeeeeeeeeee,your guys have taken the pain from me am so glad am on N/l,am rolling on the floor with laughter,poor guy how i wish he can see what is going on here

OAM4J:
Canuck Ohhhhhhh Canuck
please dont kaitalize my ribs o

That's why I do what I do!  

190:
I will kaitarize your face with 6 sound kaita slaps just now if u dont shut up!

Heheheheheheeeeee. . .Only Kaitarize as a means of LAST RESORT, after all diplomatic entreaties, small fireams, heavy artillery and tomahawk missiles have failed  

babaearly:
whats this kaita nonsense? grow up folks.

all the players are all kaitas so y are you peeps making so much noise.

davidylan:
LOL Canuck, you beat me to it. Can we borrow your kaitarised dictionary pls? I know some kaitalised souls over here.

Go for it, davidylan! Great minds think alike!

Go ahead and borrow it, and feel free to expand - I operate on an Open-Source basis 
But you're covered under my pay-per-click revenue arrangement sha. . .May the force be with you

lizzybabe1:
Sani Kaita deserves a Greek Honorary Award and a Greek Passport. Greece has never scored in the World Cup finals let alone win. But today with the help of their brother Kaita, they scored two goals and won.

Andre Uweh:
Keita or not, Nigeria's super eagles are not super. In 1994, Zola was sent off in the match Italy vs Nigeria.  What happened?. Italians though one man short went ahead to beat Nigeria.
Nigeria is simply not good enough.

Must you drop an A-bomb to prove your point?!  

Point taken - Nigeria is a nation ruled by Kaitas!

anusule:
oh my dayz!! lol

Pastormat:
sincerely guyz, lets forgive kaita for what he did, afterall, Zidane did worst than him.

Abeg, Pastormat, leave us oh!!! No be all of us be Pastor oh!!! We need to VENT, and VENT!!!

As a Pastor, you vent in the place of prayer; we non-Pastors vent on NL!

And please, please, please, I beg you, do not mention Kaita and Zidane in the same breath!

Now, go and sin no more!