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blaaady prostitute!

fulaniHERDSman:
More pains for the maGREEDians

maFRAUDians

Word!

ephi123:
Hilarious! See me thinking the lottery had won the brand new car.

There is nothing original in the story,that was NEYMAR the. Brazilian footballers words verbatim. . Nigerians and copy copy.

Dandeson1:
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again..


All na greed

So when did you become NEYMAR?.....Abi Neymar dey nairaland? smh for you.

prof800:
The series has already been aired on an Indian station before.
Now just to give you a spoiler. Didi or whatever her name is will also die soon. I also heard Roshni and Sadhart will have a child. They will both die and leave the child to their grandparents. That child is the real king of hearts.
I don't like to attack people for watching lower IQ shows but brother it is a waste of time. I still don't know what people are watching in Zee World.
Like I said...
"If you have a wife who doesn't watch Zee World or Telemundo, you don't know how lucky you are".

Don't blame me bro,i made her like football,now she watches more games than me ,even became a fan of my beloved real Madrid,Modric is her boyfriend(lol) ...I just tried to reciprocate,but that king of heart is a brain destroyer,so annoying.

At first,it was romantic watching this indian drama series with wifey as she watched every football matches with me.

But who else supports the idea ,that the series should end already?

When Rajveer was killed,that should be the end,but introducing Misha, a husband for Dd and a woman (Misha) killing a muscular man like Chef ,and Saddat always hanging around Dulgas house talking out of point and too much and absolutely making no sense is hurting the brain.

Lastly I have been successfully telling wifey the out come of every episode because the scenes are so recycled.

The most annoying scenes are always two families gathered in a sitting room with eyes and mouth wide open,with annoying indian funeral song playing in the background of ,while the cameraman takes about 20 minutes from a show of about 55 minutes (adverts inclusive) showing us faces of everyone in the room.

I should have just kept to my football and leave wifey with her zee world and king of heart.

tosyne2much:
Thinking of what to write about this calamity... Can somebody give me a topic?

10 things to do if MMM don't come back in January.

TeleboiZ005:
Not photoshop...

last elclassico

Why bother replying him? some peeps only watch premier league and no other league exists.

A Nigerian that died at age 80,never really enjoyed any good supply of electricity,this is very sad.

Beautiful family.....I don't even know why,but I just love this man .

The past 3 weeks ,they flash the light for 2 seconds everyday in my area,still trying to understand why they do this.

I got the message below from the residence association executive of the estate where I live and I felt very bad,we,ve always had a wonderful time during the end of every year....this is really sad.



"Good day all members of our great association. We the executive member of this association here by announce that there would be no END OF YEAR PARTY / CARNIVAL this year due to the economic situation in the country. Thank you for your understanding. Next year will be better"

SmartyPants:
Don't mind them o...as if plenty great, "white" players such as Riquelme, Pablo Aimar and others have not also been overlooked

Aaaaaah.....Riquelme!....now that was a baller,Argentine Zidane.

All I want to say is #halamadrid

FakeNEWSevryday:
Fake News Everyday
...the moment I saw seven years yesterday, I knew the news about his age wasn't true

Blame all this useless bloggers, at the area that crook was killed ,I learnt they stabbed a young boy to death because he refused to give them his phone last February.

Emeka Offor and Trump are buddy's,but coming to his father's burial ? I doubt that.I know I've seen an old picture of Offor,Albright,Trump,and some other big shots in Offors office.

opedaydydx9:
I wish ighalo played instead of ihenacho

my thoughts exactly,we wouldve beaten Algeria like 6 or 7 if ighalo played,Nacho was very anxious,thereby making so many mistakes.

consoling myself with Cameroon Zambia match....DSTV weldone o.

I know Chelsea fans are smiling as Super eagles are playing their formation.

OJUcrook:
OP, dont mislead people, there is no visa requirement to get to Bonny. it will also do u well if you post the entire picture of Bonny, not just the NLNG town. There are rugged areas and ghettos too.

Lol.....don't mind the OP,and he forgot the fly size mosquitos of Bonny.

Funnicator:
Photoshop.

How come us plying these roads don't see any construction on site?

Roads are still as they were since 1999.

Owerri-PH nko? Abi na Enugu-Onitsha?

Abeg I no wan start.

That Oba -Okigwe road picture is total lie from the pit of hell....the road is a nightmare as at last week.

yuzedo:
Banana Iceland, bro.... 1 Chief Sweetus Close, Off Mike Adenuga Street, Off Aliko Dangote Road.

Ok bro.....how is your sweetheart ,Rita Dominic?

yuzedo my personal person......e don tey o....where have u been?

Sanchez01:
The Internet keep records

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQGRQY6ke_M

The video is saved to my archive already

NAROW.....NARO.....SWALLOWW

Sometimes I wonder if this Erisco man has issues with consistency or he just wants his name to be heard........this is how he launched one Erisco bonpet automatic fire fighting device in the late 90s,with so much razzmatazz and media awareness,all of a sudden he relocated to Angola.....Now,the tomato thing,even though he is very close to the sit of power,i don't understand,why he can't just keep his company running here and back it up from China,instead of outright closure.

I don't even think if he starts producing from China,that he can compete with the many imported cheaper brands already well known in the market.

His ric giko tomato paste popularity is because it is indigenous.Anyway,its my opinion.

Has anyone noticed the best six teams in England,are currently all lined up 1 to 6 on the league table?

dermmy:
God is raising his own vessels and they are going to lift the veil modern day pastors have placed on us because we have failed to read and understand God's word. So if you choose to remain in darkness it's your choice coz i see you have been brainwashed beyond help and may be you are a pastor that robs people of their hard earned money too.

The summary is when Jesus said " .....the time is coming when true believers will neither go to the temple or Jerusalem or any where......but shall worship God in truth and in spirit"

A lot is really happening in the Christendom.

The first churches we knew were Catholics and Anglicans,we were taught Good Morales back then and love for one another,same pacesetters of these churches,sees nothing wrong in gay marriages.

A certain Pentecostal church forbids television watching in the past,but now they watch more than everyone,infact their programmes are broadcasted live on TV.

We all know what is right,if we don't do it ,it becomes sin.

The only clarifications I need is why proceeds from tithes are not used for stocking the store house of God......why do pastors still ask for members to buy chairs,pay for transportation to camps,contribute for widows,bring food to church for love feast and on and on?

Choi Na Moses be this? how I wish Chelsea is in the champions league,this is champagne football.

Lagos is a mini Nigeria,smart governor of the best state to live in Nigeria.

allcomage:
I DON'T KNOW WHY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN IMPRESSED BY TOYOTA CARS.I AM A MERCEDES AND BMW FAN.IN FACT I FEEL GERMAN TECHNOLOGY IS VERY SUPERIOR .VERY SMOOTH AND POWERFUL.

I used a classic Toyota supra,mak 3 turbo,and later a BMW 3 series coupe....the Toyota was a beast compared to the beamer and also just got rid of my golf 5 ,German cars are cool,but darn so problematic..... currently rocking a solara and it smooth I tell ya.