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ayteaz:
Somebody said it's a spiritual attack, that the devil is trying to steal my glory
So I need solutions to the problem so that the devil will stop stealing the remaining glory.

DEVIL LEAVE BILL GATES, DANGOTE, IBRAHIMOVIC, MOURINHO, AND OTHER BETTER PEOPLE GLORY... NA YOUR OWN BLANK GLORY HE WAN STEAL

WETIN DEVIL NO GO SEE FOR HELLFIRE

Raalsalghul:
Blank right? A state of nothingness.

ayteaz:
What is the implications of not remembering your dreams?
I almost always don't remember what I dream about, immediately I wake up my dream is gone. What could be the reason for such? And what could be the solution?

YOU NEED SOLUTIONS TO ENABLE YOU REMEMBER YOUR DREAMS?

Raalsalghul:
So what do you think happens after death?

I just want to get your perspective.

tolugar:
Brainlocked

Waterview:
killing ones child till the point of death is part of Igbo culture right?

This is 21st century, let's leave all these archaic mentality behind.

I'm still trying to understand why those never do well parents claimed to hate the Yoruba people and still live on their land.

LordReed:
This one of the reasons I think if heaven was real it would be a dismal place still because nothing there is supposed to give you joy or pleasure except the god. Christians cannot even stand 24hrs of praise and worship talk less of an eternity.

The whole heaven concept is just rubbish to be honest.

THE CONCEPT IS SILLY. EVEN GOD MUST BE BORED OF LISTENING TO TRILLIONS SINGING AND TRUMPETING TO HIM FOR ETERNITY.

NO SLEEP OR REST. NO OTHER ACTIVITIES ASIDES PRAISING AND WORSHIPPING GOD FOR MILLIONS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS. I PRAY I DON'T GO THERE PLEASE.

fuckingAyaya:
God is the greatest

tolugar:
Science is yet to define this
But if they have, pls come forward.

Prettiedame:
A mother marries a wife for her son who was taking forever to do it. She will be smart enough to marry one she can control

Troublemakers would always be troublemakers. What part of the story says they are "enemies"?

Heavens help who marries such nagging men

Waterview:
what is wrong in dating a yoruba man? useless parents.

tungamaje:
When my son impregnated Amaka, I didn’t reject the pregnancy. I was already used to seeing them together. When it was clear to me that Ibrahim was the owner of the pregnancy, I started taking care of the girl as my daughter-in-law.

Madam, that's not how it is in Igbo culture. If you want to get a daughter-in-law, first approach the parents and pay dowries

frank317:
Yes pastor, preach on. We also should be mindful or food, because we will always ask for more and start worshiping them.
Our spiritual stomach controls the physical
And the almighty God, creator or heaven and earth, all powerful, is jealous of us liking food and entertainment more then him... Our God despite his might is like a woman, needy and jealous. He wants all our attention to be unto him despite our challenges that he can help us through but that's not really important. What's important is that we give him full attention no matter the situation, worship him, pray, fast, vigil, don't enjoy, don't listen to music, don't eat, God wants ur full attention.

OH NO, WE MUST AS WELL DO AWAY WITH OUR PHONES, CARS, TV SETS, HOUSES AND CLOTHES.. THE DEVIL USES ALL THESE THINGS TO TAKE OUR ATTENTION FROM GOD.

Fabolousibk1:
Jesus appeared to me and told me to stop fasting till I return home!

*Jesus told me, "Son, your fasting is too much"!*

Fabolousibk1:
*Mummy Adeboye and Children said, they can count with there fingers how many times their Daddy eat in a WHOLE YEAR!!!*

Fabolousibk1:
Do you know that Dr. D.K Olukoya fast 7days dry for every PMCH and has not eaten breakfast since 1978?

stupidity:
whatever you spent money to acquire is your property.



Marriage Na scam o!!

God created woman to grow and live off a man.

Relationships, you’ll spend
You’ll pay bride price(her parents might even reject you after spending on relationships)
You’ll foot the marriage ceremony(most women wants expensive wedding, if you don’t have, go and borrow)
After the marriage ceremony, kids start coming(Na here the real spending Dey)

Then you start coming to nairaland to beg for advice because she won’t stop typing wrapper or she’s looking too beautiful and sexy for your liking.


Life itself is full of troubles abeg. It’s designed to give you troubles just to know nothing comes easy.

Pmtvng:
This sounds funny right.
Now this Reverend Sister in Catholic got tired, retires and got married.

SABI GURL.

Smoke55:
evil forces rising against the church of God....

...AND ALWAYS WINNING.

Four seminarians have been abducted by gunmen suspected to be kidnappers.
The victims were reportedly abducted when the gunmen stormed the Good Shepherd Catholic Major Seminary in Kakau, along Kaduna-Abuja road on Wednesday night.
The Registrar of the school, Rev Fr (Dr) Joel Usman, reported they were seized around 10:30pm and 11:00 pm.
According to him: “Good Shepherd Major Seminary was attacked by armed bandits yesterday January 8, 2020, between 10.30-11:00 pm.
”After headcount of students with security agents, 4 Seminarians have been declared missing. Kindly say a prayer for their release.”

BACK IN MY DAYS THOUGH WE SOUGHT AFTER SUCH OPPORTUNITIES IN OTHER TO ESCAPE TO TOWN AND GO AND FLEX. COULD STILL BE THE CASE HERE.


BUT AGAIN, THE SCHOOL AUTHORITIES HAVE ALWAYS PUT GOD IN CHARGE OF PROTECTING THE SCHOOL LOOKING AT HOW EXPOSED, AND ISOLATED FROM TOWN THE SCHOOL IS.

WE'VE ALWAYS PREDICTED THIS. MAYBE NOW THEY'LL GO FOR REAL PROTECTION AGAINST BANDITS INSTEAD OF HOPING IN GOD TO DO WHAT MEN SHOULD DO FOR THEMSELVES.

Fareee123:
so are you saying he loves me even without attention??

Martinez39:
It's easier to outsmart Einstein than to satisfy a woman and make her happy. They don't know what they want but they sha want it now.

YOUR GIRL IS DESPERATELY LOOKING FOR REASONS TO JUSTIFY WHY SHE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON MR. NICE GUY FOR 2 YEARS NOW.

FROM HER NARRATIVE, EVEN ME WILL CHEAT ON THE CLOWN. HOW CAN A STUDENT BE PAYING SCHOOL FEES FOR ANOTHER STUDENT IN ANOTHER DIFFERENT SCHOOL, PLUS MONTHLY SALARY AND UPKEEP MONEY FOR HAIL, NAILS AND FOOD.
YOUR BOY IS NOT SMART. WITH THE LEVEL OF INVOLVEMENT GOING ON IN CAMPUSES THESE DAYS, HOW CAN YOU BE THE FOOL IN A RELATIONSHIP WASTING SO MUCH RESOURCES WITH ZERO ASSURANCE?
WHAT A FOOL!

hopefulLandlord:
Capslocked, this orophet



Sad

What happened to Success Oni only happens to lower level pastors who trust the blood of a Jew to protect them

The higher ups know no blood of someone who supposedly died 2000 years ago can protect them so they take their protection seriously by hiring bodyguards while selling stickers with words like "No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper" at exorbitant prices to the sheeples so they can raise more money to afford more and/or better bodyguards

Look at the Oyedepo. he's photographed here reciting bible verses to protect himself. you can see all those angels sent from the lord surrounding him. he can't be poisoned and killed while having these divine protection angels.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/1579625_bishop_oyedepo_armedguards_jpegb39e32a64f9312239aa1f76d9f0634e3


look at the head of the Catholic church. showing how much he trusts the Jewish God to protect him

www.nairaland.com/attachments/7453541_pope_jpeg580d968d45432282eb748117800f36fd


Look at all the blood of Jesus surrounding Chris Okotie on the fukking pulpit of all places

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3215510_screenshot20151222051936_jpegd48c820c9856774712ab0d520e576a7d

Look at the blood of the lambs surrounding Oyakhilome

www.nairaland.com/attachments/9954973_img20190802195243458_jpeg8cb6c06f4a6741de06227170ad7f9ede


Look How confident Tom Samson is knowing no weapon fashioned against him shall prosper


www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245177_unnamed1_jpeg88f00756db30afdd9d0c2c94272d12f9

Suleiman is so confident of power of Yahweh that he's moving with swagger

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245172_images1_jpegd981a8b1fae6a56cbfd792de36a93677

Ayo Oritsejafor and Anselm Madubuko walking through the valley of the shadow of death without fearing evil because Yahweh is with them

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245170_images14_jpegda01dbfbdd9365f5db2a6d38f6d43e23

This pastor died because he didn't have the blood of Jesus protecting him unlike the pastors above

Members should keep paying for stickers and reflective jackets to protect them just like the above pastors are using stickers and jackets

THIS IS MY BEST POST OF ALL TIME..

Tonyblinky:
My girlfriend of 8 months , recently returned to her place of work few days ago and next day she sent a message on WhatsApp: How are you son?
am still baffled with that message.
kindly advice as I am already thinking negative and planning a massive retaliation sooner.

LordReed:
Damn! People can be so gullible. Killing a snake is "A rare and Unbelievable Event"? SMH.

MrBrownJay1:
prophetess that couldnt see it coming?!?!?!? all these CHARLATANS!!!!

DonFreshmoney:
See as she dry like firewood for harmattan.

I cant believe Mikey saw all the ladies in London and UK generally.. all those plush, sugary, plum and sexy women from all walks of life and then decided to pic this bonga fish as wife. Mike Olayemi Edwards aka Aireys.com. you fall my hands, legs, head and even yanch. Fine niggs like you should have done better.

Anyway as my great great grand father said in 1935. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

My great grand father then concluded by saying opposite attracts each other.

IyaTola:
Thousands of working class ladies are out there confirmed single. Your Master's of PhD is ZERO without a husband.