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RomanceRe: 25-year-old #SaggyBoobsMatter Founder, Chidera Shows Her Bushy Vagina (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 9:33am On Jan 22, 2020
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FamilyRe: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:17am On Jan 22, 2020
Jochabed:
You say this cause you don't know. But if your a christian, you will know that there is nothing God cannot do.
for you to say that there's nothing god cannot do, it's a mere "belief" and I have no problems when you exercise your beliefs verbally.

however, one has to be the greatest liar to ever live when he/she "claims" to have witnessed an amputated limb grow back, or ss genotype magically transforming to something else, as a result of prayers and miracle of his/her god.

if you can lie like this for a god that doesn't live, you can actually kill people like us who would rather question the silly things you believe, than believe and join in circulating your lies.
FamilyRe: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by CAPSLOCKED: 11:27pm On Jan 21, 2020
1Sharon:
Bro what happend to your infamous capslock? shocked
this account is hacked, and "unlocked".
FamilyRe: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:54pm On Jan 21, 2020
Jochabed:
When God said to ask him of anything there were no restrictions. I've seen HIV patients get cured, SS turned to AA, an amputated leg growing back. Trust me, whatever you think is " seemingly impossible" is actually so so easy with God. You just have to have a right standing with him, to get him answer your prayer.
This has never happened anywhere in the world! NEVER. HAPPENED.
FamilyRe: What Is The Most Silly Seemingly Impossible Thing You've Ever Asked God For? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:49pm On Jan 21, 2020

as long as you just sit, and "pray", everything is impossible for god.

all of your gods put together - yahweh, allah, osun, them all combined, cannot do the easiest of things without man's intervention.

they do not speak nor fight, man speaks and fights for them.
they do not cure diseases, man studies diseases, the causal organisms, and then ways to cure and prevent them.
they do not prevent tragedy, provide food, eliminate poverty or help man in any ways. man does all these things for himself.

what can your god do that an engineer, a chef, a scientist, an astronaut, a singer, and Beckham cannot do? NOTHING.

RomanceRe: 25-year-old #SaggyBoobsMatter Founder, Chidera Shows Her Bushy Vagina (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 10:39pm On Jan 21, 2020
Martinez39:
Back then, Michellekabod2 always insulted me. grin

I remember one evening when I started seeing many increasing mentions only to find out that it was Michelle calling me an idi0t, fool, and pvssy.
not so long ago. I thought she was a mad woman with a phone. why though?
what changed, kabod2?
RomanceRe: Please Give Me Advice! by CAPSLOCKED: 4:26pm On Jan 21, 2020
ILuvBreasts:
I am a medical student in one of the universities in Nigeria. I've spent almost five years of study without having a girlfriend. I've been teased about it since my year 2 but I refused to give a Bleep about it. But it just dawned on me that it is affecting my relationship with females, as I sometimes feel awkward in communication.
I had a gf in sec school for about 3 yrs. But I haven't any luck since i entered the university. Last semester I tried approaching girls but I started feeling I'm not rich enough to have them as girlfriend like low self worth which is very unlikely of me because I'm a very popular person in school mainly among boys though because I like parties(flexing) .
I am very afraid of asking a girl out, i will be thinking 'what if she rejects me,'. All my guys are just getting it with ease ,I am struggling. I have even read some red pills from ubunja, harddon, xxxteddyxxx but it didn't help. I just have the idea with no action.
Nb:- I am not the sex active type so my sole reason is not sex , I just want someone close to me. I feel my relationship between males and females isn't balanced. I'm 23 .
Please bashing is allowed but advice and opinion is highly needed.
Cc: Lalasticala,pocohontas,lalas247, farano,capslocked,nwaamaikpe,sinaj,mynd44,seun,
i'm a lez.
RomanceRe: What Sort Of Simp Is This? by CAPSLOCKED: 1:44pm On Jan 21, 2020
Martinez39:
grin grin grin Women!

In the very short video below (which you have to watch till the very end to understand), we can see how being a simp and fool for love has led a man into a terrible position where he is being used and can be discarded without a sweat. cheesy Also, notice the woman's answers at the very end and see why you can't trust women just because you love her. Boys, watch this very short video and tell us the great foolish things you have done because you were in love, just simping, or being a white knight.

Ubunja, CAPSLOCKED, pansophist, AstroG, healthserve, JONNYSPUTE, emmaodet, lukui, HARDDON


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksYbGA1QS8
SEE THE SYNOPSIS cheesy

RomanceRe: 25-year-old #SaggyBoobsMatter Founder, Chidera Shows Her Bushy Vagina (Photos) by CAPSLOCKED: 11:50am On Jan 21, 2020
more feminists like this, please. I endorse this advocacy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Abule Egba Explosion: RCCG Fellowship House Miraculously Didn't Burn (Video) by CAPSLOCKED: 11:45am On Jan 21, 2020
janettee:
It's not a miracle.
these folks are singing praises to the rccg god, because apparently, a one room church is worth more than hundreds of humans (minus properties) who were burnt to death in explosions across nigeria between 2018-2020.
can you not see showers of praises? for rccg, the chosen church of god himself.


bs81:
Taking a closer and curious look at the houses in the video and how they got burnt, one cannot but say God is in the midst of the miracle that made that house not to burn. I'm not hypnotic from religious opium of today, but I must say God is God in this situation, because the situation before us is much more than humans brains can comprehend.
MUGU.
PoliticsRe: Sorry To Say, The Nigerian Government Is Better Than The Nigerian People by CAPSLOCKED: 10:04am On Jan 21, 2020
Most pastors, when given a chance to speak will focus on creating animosity and paranoia from their followers. They hear more prophecies than all of the prophets combined, and declare and decree more than Jesus ever did.

Go to a Nigerian church and all you will hear is 'binding' 'devil' 'fire' 'blood' 'destroy' 'rebuke' 'hate' 'steal your destiny' 'die, die, die'. Then after hearing this bloodthirsty sermon for four hours, a person will emerge from that church filled with the spirit of division and conflict, which he or she (usually she) will call 'the holy spirit'.

Go to church anywhere else and you will walk out with new insights on life and a hopeful feeling. Go to Nigeria and someone has buried your destiny in the sand and must die. And don't let me start with the imams.
EducationRe: Can Praying Really Solve A Problem? by CAPSLOCKED: 9:54am On Jan 21, 2020
2minutes away from being irreligious. you are.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Favourite Bible Quotes You'll Like To Wear by CAPSLOCKED: 6:45am On Jan 21, 2020
THIS, PLEASE?

CelebritiesRe: Daughter Congratulates Her Lesbian Parents For Staying Together For 32 Years. by CAPSLOCKED: 9:28pm On Jan 20, 2020
It's "parents". not "lesbian parents".
Christianity EtcRe: Love And Inter-tribal Marriage: The Sad Reality by CAPSLOCKED: 5:52pm On Jan 20, 2020
this one is promoting tribalism with the aid of the Bible. that's fair. but you know something about these miscreants?
their "do not marry any other tribes" chant only apply to other Nigerians because of the hate and envy they nurse in their hearts for their fellow Nigerians.

they'd prefer to get married to the poorest Vietnam or Haitian man instead of their fellow Nigerian.

they will make up excuses to go ahead with the Nigerian if he or she is very rich though. so who is fooling the other? .
RomanceRe: Romantic Quotes You'll Like To Wear by CAPSLOCKED: 4:01pm On Jan 20, 2020
The ONLY WAY is UP.
Christianity EtcRe: To The Athiests. by CAPSLOCKED: 8:40am On Jan 20, 2020
OpenYourEyes1:
Turn to GOD. Judgment is coming
Jesus Clitorìs
Christianity EtcRe: I Saw A Mermaid And Merman Having Sex by CAPSLOCKED: 7:06am On Jan 20, 2020
psalmsmiles:
I believe you OP. As an African man, i believe that such creatures exists! The whites have taken away our beliefs and culture away from us and left us in between no where.
Tag me foolish or uncivilized but i still believe that spirits, ghosts, re-incarnation, mermaids, gods and magic exists.
It is what my fathers before me believed. It is my heritage!
TWINS ARE EVIL. MUST BE KILLED.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Come Let's Play A Romantic Game by CAPSLOCKED: 10:27pm On Jan 19, 2020
Michellekabod2:
I just clocked 21 kiss
Okay afternoon NewsPaper then. we only want morning newspaper of 16 below.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Pipeline Fire Explosion In Abule Egba Right Now by CAPSLOCKED: 10:13pm On Jan 19, 2020
Jadsy01:
investigation revealed that the inferno was as a result of pipeline vandals who burst one of the oil pipelines in the area to siphon the product.
They install cheap facilities and then blame tragedies on vandals. only Mugus will fall for this.
FamilyRe: It's Wrong To Apologize To Kids, They Start To Act Spoilt - Man Warns Fathers by CAPSLOCKED: 9:30pm On Jan 19, 2020
Uyi168:
If ego doesn't kill African parents, nothing else will..
Charms WILL though.
CultureRe: A Nairalander Witnesses Iwa Akwa (Wearing Of Cloth) Ceremony In Igboland by CAPSLOCKED: 6:55pm On Jan 12, 2020
majamajic:
it takes 100 turns to cover a single lie , how can u be from the states u lived , do naija states give citizenship ?

be proud of the state u come from
EXPLAIN YOUR POINT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'M ACTUALLY GIVING YOU THE CHANCE TO PROVE YOU KNOW HOW TO READ.
FamilyRe: I Need Your Input by CAPSLOCKED: 6:23pm On Jan 12, 2020
Babygal2020:
Are you married? If no, pls try and settle down. Marriage brings a lot of sense and maturity.

I SEE AS YOUR SENSE AND MATURITY PURSUE YOUR HUSBAND FRIEND FROM UNA HOUSE.
FamilyRe: I Need Your Input by CAPSLOCKED: 5:57pm On Jan 12, 2020
Babygal2020:
Really? E be like say you no get respect.
I SEE AS YOUR RESPECT PURSUE YOUR HUSBAND FRIEND FROM UNA HOUSE.
FamilyRe: I Need Your Input by CAPSLOCKED: 5:22pm On Jan 12, 2020
Babygal2020:
Hmmm. Have you been pregnant before?
GO AND SIT DOWN.
CrimeRe: Gracious David-West Identifies 7 Victims In Mortuary by CAPSLOCKED: 4:20pm On Jan 12, 2020
majamajic:
why are they still wasting tax payers money feeding this guy in custody ?
SO WHAT SHOULD BE DONE NOW?
FamilyRe: I Need Your Input by CAPSLOCKED: 4:16pm On Jan 12, 2020
ImaIma1:
Why did you shout at him na? And why do we blame things on pregnancy? You will never shout at your boss, your father inlaw, Pastor no matter how the pregnancy makes you feel. It's probably see finish and he knows that too.

Try and find a way to go there and apologize to him.

I SUSPECT YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR.

GUYS, IMALMA'S ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED. .
FamilyRe: I Need Your Input by CAPSLOCKED: 4:13pm On Jan 12, 2020
Babygal2020:
Happy Sunday Nairalanders....
Some days ago, I had issue with my husband's close friend. I shouted at him.
I'm pregnant and have observed that this condition can make me be aggressive some times.
THIS IS AN EXCUSE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN TO MISBEHAVE.

UNTIL YOU SHOUT FOR YOUR MD AT WORK, OR SHOUT AT A TROOP OF SOLDIERS... THAT'S WHEN I'LL GIVE AS MUCH AS A PINCH OF CONSIDERATION FOR YOUR MISBEHAVINGS UNDER THE GUISE OF PERIODS AND PREGNANCY.
CultureRe: A Nairalander Witnesses Iwa Akwa (Wearing Of Cloth) Ceremony In Igboland by CAPSLOCKED: 11:49am On Jan 12, 2020
emmaodet:
Check our names - Emeka, Obinna, Mayowa, Oladayo are all been gradually replaced with James, Kelvin, Benson, Emmanuel etc and we claim we still have culture.
Even the local gods like Amadioha, Sango, Obatala, Esu are all been chased and relegated by a more Fancied, well advertised and aggressively Marketed Gods like Jesus, Allah etc. We now go to church and mosque weekly instead of our local and native Gods house who really know the terrains here than the Imported and Foreign Gods. Our local Gods are blacks and speaks our languages, our native dialects why the foreign own had to be interpreted for us.
Let us go to Medicine - we all have ditched our local native medicines like agbo jedi, agbo iba etc and our native doctors for foreign medicines like paracetamol and using pharmacy, yet we still boast of having culture.
I think we are really deceiving ourselves
WELL SUMMARIZED. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT CHINA OR SINGAPORE. OUR NEIGHBORS LIKE GHANA AND SOUTH AFRICA ARE MORE CULTURAL THAN US. THE ONLY TIMES WE SHOUT CULTURE IS WHEN MILKING INLAWS, CHEATING OUR RELATIONS, AND GENERALLY FOR DUBIOUS MEANS.
Christianity EtcRe: Spirit Of Lesbianism Exposed By Prophet TB Joshua by CAPSLOCKED: 11:16am On Jan 12, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is some acute fvckery.
Lesbianism isn't caused by any evil spirits.


But if they are in Nigeria, they get married to a man just to save face but stay up at night licking the househelp's kpekus.
grin grin
FamilyRe: Married Men, What Would You Do If You Were In My Own Shoes by CAPSLOCKED: 10:29am On Jan 12, 2020
buknija:
We only met just 2 weeks after she got pregnant, 1 month later we were forced into marriage.
YOUR SUFFER NEVER EVEN START.

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