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Seeeeeeee:
If you're a lecturer what will you score her write up? Just want to know.

She was good in every other thing... save for the spellings...
her grammar was good
but spellings was bad.

Seeeeeeee:
Her communication is not bad as a graduate.

Whatever dude!

Seeeeeeee:
Leave my girlfrend alone she won't notice and fall inlove with you Mr sharp Man she has already been taken, her communication is not bad as a graduate.

you're here defending her... to think she's an English Education graduate.
What's happening to Nigeria's education system ... that's why I'd rather school in the UK

Leriebloom:
MY FOURTH EXPERIENCE IN BENUE STATE

I thought that the stress was going to end in camp but I couldn't be more wrong. My real stress started when I was out of camp. I learnt two things, you might be posted to a good place but that doesn't mean you would end up serving there. The second thing I learnt was that Makurdi was dead hot. So we left camp on a Friday, we had to wait until Monday to report to our various ppa. Meanwhile the lady who had been working on my redeployment ish* kept calling to tell me it wasn't possible that I wasn't redeployed and that she was going to push further until I was redeployed. The real truth was that I had lost hope already.
Well back to the ppa stuff. I woke up early on Monday morning and went down to JED PLC where I was posted. I was told to wait for the other corpers to arrive. I waited until a male corper came to join in the waiting. After waiting for long,we concluded that it was just the both of us. We went to meet the secretary and she led us to her boss's office. He took our posting letter and then asked us to come back by 1pm. We left. I went home and was back by 1pm ,same with the other guy. So we went to the office and we were giving the acceptance letter, I was to work as their PRO,and was goin to be paid 10k without accommodation which I was okay with. I had already gone to the local govt. about to start my documentation when I saw a staff from JED who came to inform myself and the other guy that they just got a directive from their head office that they shouldn't accept any corper and that was it. My haunting for a new ppa began.

Hello.. its me again ..
Just wanna tell you that @bolded
you don't put an 's' apostrophe after a word that ends with 's'.
You should have said boss' instead.
just put an apostrophe there.

amagunnerfan:
Appointing Jose Mourinho is not a smart move for United. They went against their own policy with this appointment which shows desperation on their part.

This is why I always said it that Sir Alex was a greed man who left the club worst off. He made absolutely no plans for his successor before leaving the club. The squad was extremely very bad, he only managed to win the league with the same squad as a result of the signing of Robin Van Persie a signing which in it own was selfish and not long term.

Many kids who started watching football last night will disagree but those who can think know United are suffering today simply because Sir Alex was more interested in his own glory and not the future of the club.

He left behind Vidic, Rio, Rooney, Robin Van Persie, Chicharito, Phil Jones, Carrick and Evra. All of who were either past it or very injury prone or outright useless.

I disagree .. As a matter of fact.. No one was bold enough to succeed Sir Alex .. due to his illustrious 27-year career .. so he had no choice bit to opt for his fellow Scotsman David Moyes .. besides who told you He won the league due to RVP??
Sir Alex was a very tactical coach who could make a lemonade from lemon.. leave it or not.. he had won the league without any world class striker

he developed Ronaldo
Paul Scholes
Wayne Rooney
Carrick
the list is endless.

he should get da fuq out!
his tactics are whack..
the greatest mistake man united owners made was allowing Sir Alex Ferguson chose his successor, and of course, he opted for his fellow Scotsman ...
Now the whackness spread from Moyes to Van Gaal ..
Only Mourinho can break the jinx.. Sai Mourinho.
but after 2 seasons, its advised we sack Mourinho because he has a curse of not doing well after 2 seasons e.g. FC Porto,Real Madrid, Chelsea .. see?

#GGMU [img]Glory[/img]

there was this Geography teacher I had when I was in ss1.
the man can lie for Africa! chai.. the lies are too numerous.. but the most notable one was that he told us that he had been to over 20 countries.. na im u still dey do geography teacher?? chai

Mr. J.Gambu

jejemanito:
Nikola Tesla sufferred worse

Einstein even said that the smartest man on earth is Nikolai Tesla.


though I disagree

halfricanadian:
yes honey

Awwwww i love d pix

I need u more dan any one cud ever kno

Why u con green like dis

na effects

Later my love

halfricanadian:
Yes baby

I need u

Wat bou u?

yea I slept well cuz it rained all night..
Dont worry, we will be together soon
Beware of all this yeye NL guys.. You know dey are players

ireneony:
this is confusing

lol... we are two different persons dear

halfricanadian:
Thats the love of my life

my sweetie
.
did you sleep at all?

ireneony:
morning dear..how was your night?

it was fine.. thank you

university of Bern... that should be in Switzerland ... yeah his quantum and photon theory. were quite unrealistic as at then.. probably due to the low availability of supporting assumptions from other scientists and the low availability of technology then....
Thank God for Einstein .. he really defined the most complex part of physics .. he even predicted gravitational waves which was discovered in January this year.. he was such a brilliant man.. no wonder that Prof removed his brain on pretext of conducting autopsy "

cc Lalasticlala

luvola:
Free this babe

e be like sey na two of una dey camp

Leriebloom:
SECOND EXPERIENCE IN BENUE
.I finally got to camp and we were later attended to in the evening. There was a massive cue that evening. I had to drag my big box around for screening and searching. All I can say is, it wasn't easy. We finally got our foams and we were assigned to our various hostels, I had to pay a boy to help me carry it down because of the distance. I paid the kid and arranged my bed. The foam was flat as a slate . My battery was already showing red and I had to climb up the hill to charge. I couldn't wait for it to charge up, so I told the guy charging that I would drop my power bank instead. An action I later regretted ,I would have dropped my phone instead.

I woke up early the next day which was on the 27th ,and prepared for registration that day. I put my phone in my left pocket and went up the hill to photocopy some things and this was when my phone got stolen, in the midst of the crowd. I noticed when I tried bringing out money to pay the guy at the photocopying center. My phone was gone. I tried calling it but it wasn't connecting, I was left without any means of communication.

its Queue not Cue

halfricanadian:
and i will always love u.
u d best baby

Make sure u don't stay up too late

halfricanadian:
I'm holding you o

Im holding you

Pls shd i hold u all over or i even envelope u sef if no body gree our love we now kuku elope

nobody can stop this love
in Dbanj's voice
* anybody wey try to come between us,dem go kick bucket*
Its just you and I darling ... if only I were Superman, I'd fly to meet you and take you to the mountains where it will be just you and I

halfricanadian:
Close ur eyes

Imagine someone walking to u

Imagine d person coming closer to u

Imagine d persons scent getting so deep in u

Den open ur eyes dey vanish

Close ur eyes again imagine the person is bck nd leaning closer to u

Imagine ur the person's arm wrapped around u

Den show d person so mch love NO

The person with warm arms hold u tight dearly give u some nice body massage kisses den tell u jokes

The person makes u feel so warm nd cozy

Open ur eyes

Dat cud b us bt u far away why na

oh
Yeah .. distance!
I wish you were here with me now... I'm just alone in this room... cold and lonely.
halfricanadian come and hold me oooooh I need your warmth and sweet scent

Nina4u:
Children children ...are we in kindegarden?

checkout this video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5580404227 scroll down.

and view Mark Angel's comedy skit

halfricanadian:
Do u want cuddle?

yes I need one now

halfricanadian:
Awwww

Sorry

I am good

Didnt even notice its raining

thanks dear

Amusaopeyemi:
Honestly I don't care, me i'm just carefree. I even mess with people sef. Like whenever I tell them i'm an Atheist, they gave me this "what? you're doomed" look and I just say "Yes, I mean the devil is currently using me and it's been fun all the way. I'm enjoying recruiting more souls for him." since that's what they want to hear.
My pastor uncle understands me and won't even judge me or force religion on me, but "so called" church goers won't let me be, they call me names and bully me on social media but I've grown to develop thick skin just like my friend Imoh David. I mean whats the use of explaining certain things to people who tell me "i'm a lost soul"

hmmmmmm
what if I tell you Christianity is NOT a religion ... will you change your beliefs?
PM lets talk more "

its just a conversation.

nothing intended

halfricanadian:


Tanx

How are u?

feeling cold its raining heavily here... chai.. how are you too?

halfricanadian:
criosly not all are ugly no one is ugly packaging differs

yeah.
you aren't though

Capableben:
Good... Chemical Engr is a great profession. You welcome.

I know .. can I shock you?
You were actually one of those people who made me put up the course... you might not remember, you can check your threads .. then I also have this good friend of mine who is studying chemical engin. in BUK Kano

Capableben:
Oh, so you school there too?

no... But I'm seeking to enter uniben chemical engineering .. its coming late.. would have been in aviation school tho.. but the tuition na fire ..

Capableben:
Pls, kindly tell me; I'm bamboozled here.

lol.. easy bro.. what goes around surely comes around someday ..
I've been following u on NL for long and you've mentioned it a couple of times

Generalyemi:
only in the west

hope they put milk and cocoa powder inside the mug,even sugar

guy u nor well.
. you really made me laugh hard!
Thanks

hey guys!
am an engineering aspirant for university of Benin ... I will be back later this year when I finally gain admission by God's grace... watchout!

Also note:I might also request for examples of textbooks I can buy for thermodynamics,fluid mechanics,calculus,engineering mathematics etc.

Thanks in advance

banme1:
na joke I de o

ok bro

KashyBaby:
YES ..

Royalblak007 & I we're been great outside NL...
He is always there for me.. making me laugh, calling me in wee hours juz to tell me how much he adores me...

how romantic ..
hurrah! """" the newest couple in nairaland .. but keep it off nairaland ... its better done private