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Car Talk › Re: Automatic Gearbox Problems by captainking(m): 6:36pm On Mar 10, 2017
Kashif:
Look for the fluid to use. It should be written on the dip stick.
ohhhhkkkkk... I never knew that... Thanks a lot boss... I deeply appreciate
Car Talk › Re: New Customs Policy On Vehicle Duty - I Am Here To Help! by captainking(m): 11:24am On Mar 09, 2017
iboboyswag:
Good morning.

I will be waiting here or in za oza room.

Best Regards.
Hahhaaha.. Alright boss
Car Talk › Re: New Customs Policy On Vehicle Duty - I Am Here To Help! by captainking(m): 6:33am On Mar 09, 2017
iboboyswag:
Yes!

If there is any shred of evidence that the duty on the vehicle was paid, you can provide it and I will see if the information contained in the document is enough to enable a reprint. If there is no evidence then I am afraid you would have to make a fresh duty payment.

The grace period would be a good opportunity to do so as you will be getting a 60% rebate.

Best Regards.
all right boss.. I will chexk and get back to you
Car Talk › Re: New Customs Policy On Vehicle Duty - I Am Here To Help! by captainking(m): 9:39pm On Mar 08, 2017
captainking:
What can I do if I lost my custom papers??
Can you help?? I can't find my custom papers.
Car Talk › Re: New Customs Policy On Vehicle Duty - I Am Here To Help! by captainking(m): 9:38pm On Mar 08, 2017
iboboyswag:
Nbote the information in this link will help in further enlightenment.

http://punchng.com/customs-defies-senate-insists-on-payment-of-duties-on-vehicles/

It is better to be safe than sorry.

Again, the exercise will begin on Monday, 13th March.
It is expected to last for one month, meaning it will be terminated on the 12th of April barring all unforseen incidents.
There will be a 60% rebate on all vehicles already in use (registered).

For further enquiries, quote post or watsapp 07035916733 (the number of calls is gradually becoming overwhelming)

Note: Do not send money to anybody posing as me. The exercise has not started and would only commence barring any exigencies from Monday 13th March.

Further information will be communicated as they arise.

Best regards.
What can I do if I lost my custom papers??
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by captainking(m): 2:27pm On Mar 08, 2017
ZoneBslayer:
it takes almost that amount of time to travel from Abia state to Enugu state..so you were thrusting into a woman for the duration of my entire trip from aba through umuahia through okigwe to Enugu?? taaaa!
hahhaaha
My brother.. It's a skill this learnt oo... It Dint come by magic..

It's fun if both of you are enjoying it..
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by captainking(m): 2:26pm On Mar 08, 2017
ZoneBslayer:
it takes almost that amount of time to travel from Abia state to Enugu state..so you were thrusting into a woman for the duration of my entire trip from aba through umuahia through okigwe to Enugu?? taaaa!
hahhaaha
My brother.. It's a skill this learnt oo... It Dint come by magic..
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by captainking(m): 2:26pm On Mar 08, 2017
arsenic33:
You're on point. No enhancement but it takes me longer time to ejaculate. I'm yet to finish a 2nd round successfully without the bae been worn out
you are right.. But.. It Dint come easy.. I learnt how to last as long as that... With cd.. First round.. I barely cum.. No second round cos some ladies can't take it.. But without cd.. I can cum but wud still delay it..
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by captainking(m): 2:24pm On Mar 08, 2017
alaskido:
Jesus, you were on the girl for 1 hour, 40 minutes? How did the girl feel. I bet she felt all sore and exhausted. You wicked sha. You want to kill someone's daughter. He who fights and run away lives to fight another day even better. So my guy take it easy so you or the girl will not visit heaven fast. Under this recession when men hardly eat 3 square meal and you are talking of lasting 1hr, 40m on a woman with empty stomach abi.
Hahaha I. First off.. I don't straff on empty stomach.. And.. She wanted to know my prowess.. So she was game.. And I enjoyed every bit of it Shaa... She dey capable nah...
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by captainking(m): 11:10am On Mar 08, 2017
ZoneBslayer:
agreed, that was the point some of us are making..if by 30 minutes you mean pre-intimacy, mouth action and Penetration combined, then good..but to say one can thrust in and out of a woman for 30 minutes nonstop is practically impossible.. for the thruster and the 'thrustee'.
hahaha aha aha.. You are funny.. My guy.. There are lots of guys that can last way more dan 30 mins of pure Penetration without enhancements.. This I tell u.. Let me break it to you.. Have lasted for 1hr..40 mins or so.. Of Penetration... So.. It's very possible
Romance › Re: Lady: 'Sex Shorter Than 2Hours Is A Quickie" by captainking(m): 6:34am On Mar 08, 2017
Ighoga898:
I doubt 30 minutes is even possible without enhancements..
Bro.. Even one hour is very very possible without enhancements..
Car Talk › Re: Automatic Gearbox Problems by captainking(m): 6:19am On Mar 08, 2017
Hello @kashif.. Please what am I expected to lookout for in the oil dipstick?? Thanks a lot.
Car Talk › Re: Automatic Gearbox Problems by captainking(m): 3:35pm On Mar 06, 2017
Hello gurus.. Have been using Mobil atf for my Honda accord 2000 v4... I observed that sometimes.. My car jerks.. And delays for like 2-3 seconds before shifting gear.. Please.. What's the recommended atf to use for my honda-accord 2000 v4.. Thanks...

Cc.. Kashif, cardoctor, luvinhubby...advice your boi pls
Car Talk › Re: 7 Ways To Spot An Experienced Lagos Driver by captainking(m): 11:30am On Mar 03, 2017
STANPASQUAL:
U never drive for Upper Iweka or Nkpor Junction by 6:00pm
.. Bros.. These places u mentioned.. I have been there and driven there.. Them no reach volks to iyana iba traffic..
Autos › Re: Custom Duty Papers Missing by captainking(m): 6:57pm On Mar 02, 2017
SortOut:
My cousin recently discovered that his mom's car does not bear a Custom Duty Paperwork (All other documents intact) . The woman has been disturbing the dealer that got the car, but he said he worked with the money he was given. I understand that the car can be seized by Custom Officers.

My question is how do we go about getting an authentic Custom document?
I currently have the same issue.. I can't find the custom papers of my car..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Business Development Specialists & Managers by captainking(m): 3:35pm On Mar 02, 2017
MiratonMatador:
......................
Hello good day, I am currently head of credit and marketing in a micro finance bank lagos island.. Please is there any vacancy for someone with over 3 years experience in financial institutions(micro finance banking-credit, risk and marketing) ... Thanks..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent!! Very Urgent Vacancies by captainking(m): 1:38pm On Mar 01, 2017
08140077394... Agbara...
Car Talk › Re: Wish Brake Pad Are You Using On Yor Vechicle by captainking(m): 1:19pm On Mar 01, 2017
melinga:
Let's talk about the most suitable brake pad for your car. Any type of car. U can reach me with dis number 09052971130 so I can guide u 2 avoid noise.
Am using a particular kind of break pad called English 101 breakpad.. You know it ryt? cheesy grin ;Dhehehhee
Car Talk › Re: Issue With My Toyota Camry by captainking(m): 8:35am On Mar 01, 2017
djlakeside:
Hello house!

I have a Toyota camry 2000. Occasionally I discover that while driving, the brake will just seize to catch, accelerator will not be working, speedometer malfunctioning at the same time. I will have to stop and re-ignite before it will come back to normal. Please, what could be the problem?
Gazzuzz,. Kingreign, mayor2013.. Mayor123... Nurey... Luvinhubby... And all car gurus.. Come and help with this car spiritual problem oo
Car Talk › Re: Moment Of Truth: Which Of These Throwback Cars Did Your Family Have? by captainking(m): 7:22pm On Feb 27, 2017
exlinkleads:
Is throwback things today ladies and gents and please lying is not allowed oooo....lol. Today for #ThrowbackThursday, we are asking our able fans:

“Which of these cars did your family have?” - A B C or D?

Let us know!

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/02/moment-of-truth-which-of-these.html

cc lalasticlala mynd44 obinoscopy dominique missyb3
C..and it's still working till date.
Romance › Re: Male Bestie Needed by captainking(m): 4:03pm On Feb 27, 2017
mhizesther:
I don't understand them jare...
Hehehe... Well... It's obvious... What they want is free punna.. Heheheh
Romance › Re: Male Bestie Needed by captainking(m): 12:35pm On Feb 27, 2017
It's funny how ya all mis-interprete her.. She needs a male bestie.. Someone to talk to.. Laugh with and have intellectual discussions with.. Anything so hard understanding that?? So.. Romance.. And friends with benefits is out of it.. Smart up piples.. Hehehe
Car Talk › Re: FRSC Pulled Me Over Twice Today To Check My Tires by captainking(m): 9:09am On Feb 24, 2017
SHAIBULIAR:
I have some tokunbo tyres,PM me if you want........free of charge still very solid and intact
if your offer still on?
Crime › Re: Liberian Thief Stripped Unclad, Beaten To Pulp & His Bladder Ripped Off By Mob by captainking(m): 2:51pm On Feb 23, 2017
soberdrunk:
I weep for Africa!!! How can you do this to a human being?? angry angry
have you been robbed before?? Have anyone you know been raped or killed while being robbed??.. Trust me. If you experience the evil robbers do while robbing their victims.. You would not pity them.. However.. I don't do jungle Justice... But.. If any armed robber is caught in the act.. Let him go to his maker.. Simple.. Such people don't deserve the air we breathe..
Car Talk › Re: 4 Tricks Mechanics Use In Extorting Money From Car Owners by captainking(m): 5:42pm On Feb 21, 2017
Humm.. Make I spoil market for some people... All these obd 11 Bluetooth car scanner should cost nothing less than 6k.. In the market.. I will prove it if u doubt me... Can get it at that price.. Heheheh
Romance › Re: What Did I Do Wrong To This Guy? by captainking(m): 8:24am On Feb 21, 2017
ElizaVeta:
Hey, I don't actually know what I did wrong to this guy but I guess you guys will figure it all out.

I was on fb and one certain guy chatted me up and we started chatting.
Asked me what I do and where I live and all that etc.

The guy later asked me ' Plss can I know you? '

I told the guy ' I don't know you either'

Okay, the guy replied and said 'I live in kogi(not real state), so can I give you my number?

Then I replied the guy and said ' Give me your number??
Do I register sim cards??


The guy replied 'OK', then I just realized he just blocked.

Plsss and plsss, what did I do wrong?? embarassed embarassed
Well... It simply means.. The guy did not find your chatting etiquette pleasing.. I guess he's right thou...

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