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Na wa for today's competition o. Low morale.

Emmy9ite: *Comes in with my queen Caracta, moves straight to the front seat and ushers her to seat before sitting *
Where is waiter caseless? please bring a bottle of the finest wine you have, and be very fast at it.
Xynerise where is my cheque book?

Hahahaha. Correct!

*borrows hanky*

Thank you Matthew Briggs

*sniffs*

Matthew briggs: Glad you like it. I took it down earlier after discovering it was on a wrong thread. I want the world to know I gbadu you. Winks

I'm so glad i didn't miss it totally. I've been sleeping like dreadlocks. Thank you Matt.

caseless: and that giggs/biggs guy had d guts 2 call u his 'pringles', exclusive name i invented for u.
Dnt mind him abeg. After long church service ,
Oya go take ur bath. I'm here 2 giv 'foot rob'. *Winks*

It's Briggs. B-R-I-G-G-S

Why do you flirt with everything in skirt? I have been watching you since. *reports him to Gboliwe*

Emmy9ite: Am good love, tried sending a mail but you are not connected. How can I get to you??

Oh really? Check your mail again.

I have an e-crush on somebody too. He has Chinese accent.

*rushes to open a thread*

*Grabs Mic*
Have you ever wondered what its like for the
Sun to stand Still! , for your world to pause
for a moment, and in that moment, you
receive a rush of inspiration, a rush of
insight and have your perspective towards
some thing change forever. I think the above
experience best describe how I felt on
stumbling on Caracta and her diary. She
didn't just paint pictures with words, but
reminded me that amidst the decadence in
our society, the good ones do exist.

Oh Caracter...my nun... my Ms sunshine
you've caught my facy not with Manchester
or Assernal, but with your great personality
and your unique mind.

Here I am several months later, breaking all
the rules of this challenge, damning all the
consequences and defying this bout of
malaria I am currently facing all in a bid to
let you know that somewhere several
kilometres from you is a guy who belives in
you, your dreams, the potential you carry
within, and the grace the almight has
blessed you with. Oga moderator abi Madam
moderator abeg pardon me for intruding into
your challenge. Good thing we both know
that when it comes to matters of the heart
the mind is mummified.

As I was saying, Caracta ... my Ms
sunshine, you are definitely a character. Cool
calm and collected. Blessed with a beautiful
mind, It is no mistake you have numerous
admirers *Abeg Who no like better thing*. It
is of no wonder you decided to be an E-nun,
my E-Nun.

*Draws Caracta closer. Locks her in warm
embrace while mildly caressing her
succulent lips, I stare deep into her
eyes*...Caracta my dear, I'll catch a grenade
for you, I'll step in front of a bullet for
you" ....Ermmmmmm *Scratch that Dear* I
think we both know you're smart and
deserve the truth. I instead will be there
with you all the way, to help you build your
dreams. I Will be your last man standing
when the whole world is all up in arms
against you. Together we will shoulder the
storm. It will be YOU & ME against the
world. Our journey will be rough but don't
worry I'll go the extra mile for you , not just
because you deserve it but because with you
the extra mile is nothing but fun.

I gbadun you Ms Caracta, I dey feel your
Class, it's high time we tango, and take this
thing to the next level.
Caracta... My Nun, My Sunshine
Please Stay beautiful
#Matthew Briggs #SaysSo.

Disclaimer: Guys I get this babe wey I meet
recently, she cute die and she dey lovely. I
like her and I knows say she dey feel me
well well.

To you my *pringles*, if you ever come
across this piece, don't feel bad oh!. this
was just me have e-fun with one of my e-
crushes. Deep down we both know where my
heart really belongs to.

Matthew Briggs, your words have melted my heart. Thank you...but i still don't understand why you took it down. *sniffs* THANK YOU.

@Emmy9ite, how are you today?

caseless: *heads to under tree+activate kissing mode activated*

Smh...

You need to see a shrink!

Do you guys have an Identity Card or something for easy recognition in the public?


All the best. I hope all members won't be members for a long time. And pls while you are at it, do something. Don't wait for the government to help you. You are the government! Use your brain, it doesn't rust!

Is Eminem normal? Khoe? Ugly? Dude is just seeking for attention.

As far as i know, Khloe is the only Kardashian. Others, including Kriss, are f^ckdarshians.

michealade: Dis caracter gal,u make brain o..nice thread!thank God m nt reading bouh BH today

D-Explorer:
Guess you were high on those lines I should have knocked

Higher ni...

Why una hook me up with google-master? He tried sha. I respect that.

Emmy9ite: Yes!!!!
*gives caracta a warm hug and kisses* Thanks hunny!!
*Extends a handshake to speakdatruth* It was nice competing with you.
To all my fans, thanks for the support. it's a lifetime feat you known. hehe.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]At least he woo pesin jare. . . It isn't easy.


Do you know how difficult it is to google a poem?

Tuale ma guy. . . No mind them. [/color]

WICKED!!!

D-Explorer:
Sure, you're doing good bro! I'm on the background with a wide net

Aint you a darling!

Ishsoph: That's the spirit bro
You too try

Wish florancracker abi na stein be him name will wish me and my baby well and let US be

Stop derailing na. Go and open a thread for her and chat away. Chei!

Speakdatruth: m facin ds. wot do u mean mumu? at least i woo persin

You text-speak too? Now i know i made the right choice.

How could you?

*slaps his eyeballs*

@speakdatruth, we need you to "speak the truth"!

*clears throat*

@speakdatruth, nice try...romantic words. At a point, i thought i was at the Sexuality section. You sure got some raw words in your blog head

@Emmy9ite, nice try...simple and natural. The few lines are well loaded and the inserted image made me giggle like a school child.

My decision:

I'm sorry speakdatruth, if you took your time to 'research' me, you would know i don't do well with raw words and se.xu.al descriptions of the female body parts on the internet. That's just me. However, i love your spirit. Very active and fun to be with. I still don't want to believe you STOLE the poem. Are you a thief?

Emmy9ite...you killed it. As if you knew i love simplicity. You win! I say YES!

The Jury has reached a verdict!

Eze Promoe: Caracta , [color=crimson]pick your man now![/color]

I need to think. You can go on. My choice doesn't have to be immediate. Right now, i can't think straight. I need a glass of water!

*sprinkles holy water on thread*


Which kain thing be this o?

*faints*


I am hyperventilating...

Can i pick my guy now? I am not the patient type biko...

lakusi: No clear throat next tym ... Say *gets hanky* lol

I don't have na...

*borrows hanky*

*clears throat*

Awww Emmy...now you gonna make me cry

Where are they?