Bros no vex but you be witch wizard
I pray I don't meet people like you in life

Wahala
Dude stay away from drugs

Diss corizo or erigga
The former would surely clap back tho( if your diss is cool)
It will be boost in your career
Lemme know when the diss out

Lol comrade when sabi

Op I'm not from Igbo
You are 100% right about imo state having the most beautiful girls in Nigeria
The way girls for that state fine ehhh

Ebubu:
have you watched darwin goals? That guy plays as a left winger(11), and uses his right foot to cut in and score goals.

How is a player who plays left wing, a striker?

Darwin also play as a top 9

Originalsly:
I'm still chewing on her story ... just can't swallow it. Too many things not normal. She had reservations about travelling alone as a female ... but yet slept naked? ... on pretty much the first night? Lights out... room dark... rapist somehow enters the dark room ... takes off all his clothes... lays besides her on the dark bed... and strokes her breasts? .. rapist engaging in pre intimacy? ... and steering her hands to get a grip of his gadget? This must be the world's gentlest rapist ... the first and the last. More like they were probably hanging out earlier... she got high... he brought her back to the room... she undressed and fell aleep... and he made a move. He first fondled her breasts... and she didn't react... said she thought it was a dream ... maybe he took that to mean it was OK to continue ... got undressed and ready for action... and continued where he left off... handling her breasts and moving her hand to get a good grip of his goody... and that's when she came to herself.... two hours down from the high.... when she can now smell the guy. Place was dark... can't see... but knew the guy was naked. Wake up with strange naked cool and calm man in bed... and wouldn't scream? ... even a dumb woman would scream so loud that every drunk in 5he hotel would hear... it is the go to weapon in every woman's defense arsenal. But noooo ... she is thinking of running her hands on his body to identify him... really? The guy in turn ... finds her mouth in the dark and covers it. At 2 a.m he agrees to leave the room to go get a condom... from where?... the Mall?... and return to start the main course. Really?... just one more ... the guy took $1100 from her purse ... out for the day with $1100 in purse?.. in hotel? Why didn't the guy take it in the first place while she was asleep? More like the guy took back money paid for services not rendered.... more likely one of the Russian guys she was hanging out with all day. Almost nothing she alleged makes sense. I agree with the findings that it was a personal matter ... agreement gone wrong. Extortionist.

Omo I duff hat for you

4&5 for me

I didn't read the long epistle, someone should please help me to summarize

illicit:
See her breast sef

E be like say make I suck am

As in ehh she is breastiful

Jennyclay:
Rape apologist, Happy Easter oo!

GOSH!!! Sick Men Everywhere!!!

Chrisland school should be closed, and the school management should be sued for covering up a Rape Case.

The girl wasn't raped,
Didn't you watch the video?
It was just a case of kids having sex
Nothing like rape here

God1000:
Too bad, having suicide thought isn't cool

Too bad bro
Depression is real

Obembet the legendary Ronaldo ass licker

Smoke
Pussy
Game

Prettygirl200:
ehhhhhh u don turn to community dick oooo

Benin
Esan
Urhobo
Isoko
Igbo
Yoruba
Akwa ibom
Ikwere
Igala
Ijaw

Corizo- legend

Go hard or go home niggar

shantti:
She never join properly, yet vawulence is already flying left and right. She is being hit by many stray bullets. Nawa oh.

When will nairaland start welcoming people like this:
@ray: "awwwwwn, it's her eyes for me"

@danny: "I like her already (*blows kiss*)"

@zoe: "such a cutie, awwwwn"

@dan: "hello pretty, please oblige me to take u out one of this days, I'd really love us to watch the sunset together on a green valley while holding hands with your head resting on my shoulders"

But no, nairaland will always welcome people like this:


@falseprophet: "I see u going broke, I see u trying to register on inmessage for hookup but no data, I see u using MTN free 50mb to log into nairaland. I see slowamir contacting u, I see u going to ogun state to meet him, I see him mining ur skull, I see his babalawo telling him that ur skull is worthless, I see him get worked up, I see ur spirit get bewildered.
This i have seen"

@boogeyman: "WTF MAN

LIGHTS UP MY KPOLI

This BANNY reminds me of one olosho wey I been dey BANG for Benin that year.

Any time i jazz enter for the brothel

The OLOSHO dey always asks me if I get extra WEED.

I dey always give am some WEED and she dey high well well then I go BANG am wella

she no go even collect money from me.

nah d WEED dey always burst her brain

LIGHTS UP MY WEED IN PEACE

WTF MAN"

@Siofra "such a cutie u are. Please whenever u give birth to a daughter, please don't allow her to go near her father"

@Ndimkpurumiri "which kind bleaching cream u dey rub like this, don't worry, continue, one day u will become transparent. Mtcheeww"

@kobojunkie "Ndimkpurumiri, Is there really any correlation between skin lightening cream and transparency"

@Ndimkpurumiri "Kobojunkie, u this born troway dey talk to me. As u dey answer kobojunkie, e be like say nah only junk full dat ur brain. Ashawo Kobo Kobo

AND SO THE BANTER STARTS

Funniest comment ever

Canadian loud don suffer
Person go smoke paper, him go call am Canadian

kendo24:


Nonsense.
Na everybody way no get job dey do drugs?

Not everyone bros.
But a graduate at 30

Nawa for some men sef

Receipt?
He didn't even mention the vendor he bought it from

EmzyT:
[s][/s]


Oga, Is it that you lack comprehension or what? Someone who've been following a forum for complete 3 good years is not knowledgeable enough to know that guys send Private Messages to girls herein? Even the countless times threads have been created about guys sending girls PMs, don't you think she must've seen one and understand that we call it PM here and not DM? Even though they are synonymous in meaning? or you think most guys who claim “Redpillars” here don't secretly send PMs to these girls with alternate Monikers? If you think otherwise, then you'll believe anything

The very first time I joined Nairaland back in 2018, one week was too much for me to know how the forum operated. How to cancel and bolden words etc.

So why trying to create something out of nothing?

How did she knows about dm?
I spent almost a month on nairaland before I could understand nairaland perfectly.
Note: I was a guest for 3years

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