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Kokorokomaster1:
I have been dating this girl for some month now, I have been given her money, but when I ask her to take her out she will come up with one excuse or the other, and when I complain she will block me on Whatsapp, please what can I do to get her to fall in love with me, because she has shop my money, I need to get back at her

Take another lady friend out.
Post it
And watch miracle

siofra:
I'm not crying right now

All we have on this nairaland are ugly, broke redpillers

I'll shift camp to Twitter.

With your character.
If you were that gal. You will belittle him.
You would have checked to see if he had money and not sense.
Do you know the true meaning of evening newspaper.
In the morning they sell for 500 and at night they become helpless and are used for suya by the suya man. In worse case, they are used to clean the ass in the bush after nature calls. The news don't change but the time has passed. Next

Men are scum.
Women are sluts.
Scum plus slut equals marriage.

I tell guys pick your own slut
I tell gals pick your own scum

Then deal with it.
If you could deal with your parent whom you never chose.
Why can't you deal with a partner you chose and still have an option to leave on worst case scenario.

BrotherCork:
M.0.D....front page please!

All men agree no female can be a true LADY unless she dates a Londoner altho the good news is am London guy. LADIES, today is yor day coz this is yor shance to stepppup by dating us Londoner :

Step 1. Always say hi, not hello. Hi make u sound like wifey material & not like village girl(REAL TALK & no oofencse)

Step 2. Make sure yor lightskin by making sure u have to be lightskin like Prettygirl200 coz she move from dak to light (TRUE STORY)

Step 3. Always spek English grama to us insted of using yor pigeon English. We prefa propa English but pigeon English is for those homebase guys(NO OOFENCSE)

Step 4. Ladies.stop ask us for moiney coz I have moiney..ask us for moiney by saying u love us.we like romantic women (I swàr)

Step 5. please please please, stop comparing us to homebase guys coz we spek English. They struggle with English. the more u respet us the more we give u a shance to date us((TRUE TALK))


.... thank me later!!

This life naija women will be sending money to guy in Holland. Except the guy no dey abroad. If you see when gals are bragging about dating a guy abroad you will question the rationale. Bro in Pekam take am easy. If you no dey Pekam take am easy and if you dey enjoy your life. Every gal dreams of going to obodo oyibo and settle with a man. Even if you dey wash toilet Dem no send

Kilimanjaro

I had a friend like that too. Always speak to her and correct her immediately. Two or three corrections she will learn

Jesuschristus:
Its unjust for children to suffer their parents sin,no be them sin na,Christians should learn from this.

Hm

xpressionx:
Do no marry because others are getting married.
Do not married because of your libido.
Marry someone who is your friend,who you find fulfilment in gisting with,if love becomes shaky,that friendship can sustain it till it finds it stand.

But most of you said NO.

Na big nyash,big bress
Deep pocket and long prick una dey find.

Why divorce no go bokwu?

ADDENDUM:

WHAT I MEAN MARRY YOUR FRIEND NOT TONTOBAND BOBRISKY KIND OF FRIEND.

I MEAN WHEN YOU SEE WHO YOU LIKE MAKE SURE HE OR SHE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU VIBE ON SAME INTELLECTUAL AND HUMOUR FREQUENCY.

After this motivation you will still create a topic saying this is not the woman I married. Abeg leave talk for preacher

JackDaAlienz:
Na my junior brother money i dey use
make joshua no Bleep up

Is this playing?

Why not summon the minister of petroleum

The best isi ewu joint is nwanyiocha ezinifite nnewi,

Most likely it's the vagina. She needs to eat more pineapples and was there well. Check is it is an infection. However, of it's not that then it's natural and can only do that by bathing more times and using deodorant

This guy dey bobrisky trouble

Great

Ordinary end SARS people were fleeing the country.

Don't pray for war.

War is nothing but pains and agony.

Prof osinbanjo just declared for presidency.

Bro you na dey ment?
You believe Osinbanjo has the liver to challenge Tinubuu?

You can believe anything.

I predicted this before.

Prof will run? Why?

Aha aha.

Its the prototype divide and conquer.

See this.

Many people like Osinbanjo across tribe. Osinbanjo is loyal to tinubu.

Yoruba people love tinubu but has issues with other tribes.

If Osinbanjo declares, some people will follow suit based on his popularity.

The intellectual wing will follow suit. In fact many will drum support for Osinbanjo.

Now here comes the game.

Tinubu will contest primaries and Osinbanjo too.

Direct primaries my brother.

You know see wetin I dey see.

Osinbanjo will have two options

Oga step down or lose the primaries

At the end they will say it was fair.

Tinubu will play his last card

Osinbanjo come declare support for me. Carry my hand up. Tell them say you believe in me.

Tweak the manifesto. Add some of your own.

My people don fall.

Check up

Northernblood5:
The madness don reach this level?

I don't care who is right or wrong. I just see two world powers fighting for supremacy. A cold war.

What do you think of this?

Borrowed money to buy weapons of war is total trash.

What happens at the end?

If ukraine wins the war they lose and if ukraine lose the war they still lose?

No matter what war leaves traces of sorrow and ruins.

Russian allies are sending their troops e.g Belarus.

Why is America and NATO just drawing back and playing the hero while they are not.

Ukraine needs to check and balance.

Many people support America but always remember America never fight where there is no gain.

Russia and America war is as old as world war 1

Pure water was #5
Coke was #70
Fuel was #87
Sweet was #5
Garri one cup was #10

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When you all move there. Just know you will need to curb her taste for wealthy men. Infact, know this and know peace. She will soon have a rich concubine

Aluta continua Victoria ascerta

I went to a friend house and I saw it was beautiful more than mine.

But he asks me for money.


I just concluded this.

Some people will have and think only of themselves

But when they lack they remember to tax others.

They always complain of being broke. You never know when they have

Because when they have it is about me myself and I.

Hell Rufai

Well.

I think its high time we went back to traditional system of government.

At least we do coronation once in 100 years.

Psalm 23 27 35 91
With faith works.

Better seek the face of God early. If you think it is coincidence why not attack it spiritually.
Bro the fact that you doubt it coincidence is a sign that it is not coincidence. Before them turn you better turn them.
No jokes.