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Metrix147:
A Nigerian man has shockingly discovered a live python rolled around his motorcycle engine after a journey from Nnewi to Aguleri in Anambra State.

He expressed surprise that despite the long-distance journey, the dangerous snake could still survive the heat emissions from the engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_uyG7PcFX8
The civil engineer who could not reveal his name in a viral video alleged that there are plans to kill him mysteriously, adding that there are people who do not want him to complete a construction contract he is carrying out.

Source: https://abntv.ng/2020/06/shocking-man-discovers-mysterious-live-snake-in-motorcycle-engine-in-anambra-photosvideo/

The snake located your motorcycle because it needed heat to regulate body temperature, and the part of your motorcycle where you found it is the best place to absorb that heat comfortably from the motorcycle engine. The snake is not out to kill you, it is not a poisonous snake for a start and trust me, that snake doesn't give a FÜck about your construction contract. It just needed heat! It is as simple and logical as that. Not everything should be ascribed to "village people". If your "village people" wanted to kill you, I think they would have sent a lethal assassin like a mamba instead.

You go go virus

Resisting the urge to shalaye

Crime doesn't pay

Donbabaj:
Just today, we were playing with each other on the bed, touching each other (not sensitive part) and she wanted me to kiss her. So I told her jokingly that "but you know this is not biblical" as an advocate of no sex until after marriage. I have never had sex with her either. The next thing she said, "why are you talking like this" she stood up, went straight to the sitting room and slept there. I went to meet her there to pacify her again but she wouldn't listen.

Please advice. This is happening right now.

You weren't kissing or touching sensitive part. Wait...when you said you were touching each other, what in particular were you touching? Her nose and ears?

God gave you a gaboon viper to eat? He should have at least provided you a more hygienic pan to cook it in. Algae everywhere eww

Move back to do what exactly?

A forest cobra

They're sclater monkeys, mainly found in Akwa Ibom, Ebonyi, Anambra, Enugu, Imo, Rivers and some part of the Niger Delta region. They are endangered and population is fast decreasing. You won't find this species anywhere else in the world and some hungry primate just killed them for food.

Jessy and Zeva don't really get along. They just tolerate each other. Jessy is a bossy girl and Zeva is a jealous girl.

And this is Jessy. 10 year old Golden Retriever, though I have known her for about 7 years. She's not mine and technically not a pet per se. She's a working dog due to retire next year and I'm currently looking after her till her owner recovers from an illness.

This is Zeva. She's a Staffordshire Bull Terrier cross Mastiff and just clocked 4

These hoes ain't loyal

Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

You killed a monkey that will not do anything to hurt you? an upright human should be scared of you!

Edit: You're not very far off from a wild animal yourself if a wild animal casually stroll into your house.

Isobug:
He may have survived the disease if he had channeled sometime for physical exercise and avoided some voracious eating habits.

Obsessed People are more vulnerable to die of the disease

Not true. A close relative and her husband are currently recovering from Covid-19 after two weeks at the hospital. She is obese and as a matter of fact, battling diabetes as well. She's also in her 60s, so all odds were against her. I thought she ain't gonna make it and had to go get their dog just in case the unexpected happens. Now they're both back home recovering. You're more likely to die of covid-19 due to lifestyle choices like your diet, smoking habit etc., than your body weight. Prevention is the only cure that works 100% because I've seen old people with underlying health condition make full recovery and on the flip side, I've seen young, agile and healthy people die of the virus, you just never know, that virus is nasty. And by the way, it's obese, not obsessed.

That's a healthy looking house snake. Can make a good pet but that comes with commitment i.e, space of her own, exposure to heat to regulate body temperature as they don't generate heat internally. Food, at least once every two weeks etc. Definitely not a needy pet but if you struggle with those responsibilities, please release her back into the wild.

MistarT:
Information alone cannot transform a man, only God's word, His Spirit and personal determination can, science and technology cannot, you can't ignore Jesus and make any genuine progress in this world, if only education can transform, then professors will not demand for sex from undergraduates, there's something higher than man in this life, I tell you. JESUS IS THE ANSWER!!! and from now on the world will have to bow to His lordship for the world's good.

Zero logical reasoning. It's ok though, seek solace in the fact that you're not alone, there are millions of your type littered everywhere, especially in Nigeria

You sir, are a strong man. Women are fundamentally programmed to depend on men for their psychological, and in a lot of cases financial needs as well. If the table were to be turned and it happened that it was her that lost her job, you as a man wouldn't bat an eyelid because at the end of the day, the responsibility to uphold your marriage is mainly on you. It's unsurprising that in a marriage, when the man loses his job, the wife will glaringly turn her back on a "what's mine is yours" approach but does that make them a bad wife? maybe, maybe not. I think that depends on individual perspective. However, I would draw a line on the moment a woman ventures in an extra marital affair while the husband is trying everything to keep the family together, nothing shreds a man's confidence than that. You don't owe anyone an explanation. Continue to be a father to your kids, live your life and at some point you will meet the woman that deserves you.

Pluse992:
Advise Me Please. Should I Confess?

I recently packed into my apartment somewhere in Ogun, and my neighbor's goats have been sleeping at the back of my apartment near my window and they have been urinating and passing out faeces making my room inhabitable.

So the other day, I poured some hot water on one of the goats. I discovered that the woman is into traditional medicine. She has been making some incantations since yesterday concerning the goat. And I am scared that she will hurt me.

Should I confess or be brave? What should I do?

That is a very cruel thing to do and you deserve whatever befalls you. Imagine the pain and agony you would go through if that was done to you.

Having a Master’s qualification is not a free pass ticket to a job, but will give you that vital competitive advantage in a saturated labour market. I am in the middle of one at the moment, went straight into postgraduate study just 3 months after my undergraduate degree wasn’t particularly easy. I had to sacrifice a lot; near zero social life, lots of assignments, field studies etc. I however believe that the long term benefits outweighs the short term sacrifice.

nkezecheckport:
Its called leather back turtle
Check it on google

Leather back turtle don't have the same plastron as a black marsh turtle, if you look at its belly, you'll see those dye-like pattern on it's coastal scutes. Leather back turtle's coastal scute is either white or yellow depending on age and habitat, and also they don't have those kind of dye-like patterns like a black marsh turtle. So this turtle definitely is a black marsh turtle.

pezeji:
As a result of this lockdown, boredom became too much and I went fishing in a nearby water behind my building here in ago, Lagos State.

Fortunately I caught this little, innocent and shy animal.

It's my new pet

Adolescent black marsh turtle this one. Yes they're very shy and won't cost a lot to maintain, they'll eat insects, worms, and plants. Probably won't grow any bigger than that. Thank goodness you're keeping it as a pet, do never attempt to land the guy in your pot for two important reasons

1. You might suffer liver or brain damage due to high level of mercury in their tissue.
2. These guys are endangered and vulnerable, even in Southeast Asia where they are usually found, which means this guy must have travelled from a different continent.

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

Maybe your sister-in-law's nipples and the perceived seduction is clogging your sense of reasoning but a reasonable and mature man would protect his wife in every way possible. Coming to an online forum to basically disrespect her is totally unnecessary. Your wife may be a gossip but we don't need to know about it if your quest for advice is not directly related to her gossiping. It clearly says a lot about you as a man and as to what you should do, i.e maybe to shag your sister in-law or not, A morally upright and decent man wouldn't do it but that's totally up to you.

CollinsWeGlobe:
All my photos are taken with Sony w830 Autoshot with camera tripod stand

So you set up the tripod then strike a pose? Must be annoying to carry around. And the fifth time you found money on the floor in Europe? Wow they must be careless and have a lot to dispose I guess

Righteousness89:
This is why the Churches should be open...

There is Little or Nothing the Government can do now...

Nigeria has had Ebola, Cholera, Lassa fever, HIV aids, Tuberculosis,etc we didn't lock down...
No African Nation is supposed to be on Lock down.. Our Leaders just copied what the Americans and Europeans were doing..
Africa is different Continent ! We have always had a way of Sorting out these things..
The Church has been a Major Help in things like this in Nigeria..
Let's stop Decieving ourselves.... We are not Americans, Americans are not us..
We preach JESUS! Money is not our Motivation!
See Romans 1:21-22
21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

Once again GOD BLESS YOU ALL... I LOVE U ALL

Happy SUNDAY! I Am Off To CHURCH

And you are wise? In your own virus infested eyes. For fcuuk sake! How can Africa develop with people like you in it? Other forward thinking countries are working day and night on strategies to slow the spread of Covid-19, develop vaccines, lift lockdown measures and revive crippling global economy, while also making sure that their citizens don't starve, but no, this brainless subhuman creature is talking about opening churches. Wow!

A garter snake, its their mating season so that explains why you found them in pairs. Absolutely harmless.

xreal:
Green mamba.

Seriously? A green mamba is distinctively green

Yellowish green cobra

alphacode:
Traditional British sunday roast

Exactly

belcom10:
Wetin be this, So for your mind now. People they present food you dey follow present this thing as food.

Yes its food, a lean and healthy one at that. Mashed potatoes, roasted potatoes, vegetables, cauliflower cheese, Yorkshire pudding, oven roasted lamb and gravy