₦airaland Forum

Not my cuppa but she's wearing a fake brand shirt. Should be BALENCIAGA not BALECIAGA.

Ok let's get this straight. A souvenir is usually a thing, an object that is kept as a reminder of a place or event. A chicken cannot be a souvenir, its bones can though.

Says a lot about the psychological make up of an average Nigerian youth. How about a reward, support or encouragement for someone showcasing their innovative ideas or problem solving skills rather than an artist he probably knew directly or indirectly. Ok you asked the artist to DM you, you send a milli or two to his account, that's all. How will the people in Kogi state or Nigeria at large benefit from that? Nigerians and their amala and ewedu way of thinking sha. Nice drawing anyway.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Wizkid my niggarrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Wande coal is a real niggarr

Real niggarr got real niggarrrrs back

Timaya ft. Buju Cold Outside Remix?

Danisaint112:
The snake looks like a Black Mamba;
One of the most deadliest snake in the world,
Kills in less than a minute no matter how strong your are,
One of the fastest in the world,
And mostly Above six feet tall for an adult male.

Lucky set of students.

This is a spitting cobra. A black mamba is actually greyish in colour. It is called a "black" mamba because of its inky black mouth.

Just for your information, this snake could easily blind all the guys who killed it by spitting in their eyes from a few feet away and with absolute precision. A cornered, nervous and agitated cobra (just like a mamba) will not think twice before delivering deadly bites at rapid rate. Lack of quick medical attention means you will bleed internally to death due to blood clots.

A pregnant woman for God's sake. How do some people sleep at night

Global warming effect

"I dey fight poverty, make I still come dey fight for your love. How many sword I get?"

It's nothing new. Anyone/brand can buy emoji on twitter.

flokii:
While it looks like blessing to put in all your life savings to acquire Visa, work permit etc. and migrate to obodo oyinbo.. when you get there, the oyinbo people will see you as disturbance and uninvited guest, you won't have friends or people to bond with, loneliness, boredom and feeling of regret would then creep in.
It's only married ones with kids that tend to feel loved, not the singles.

If we had good leaders in Africa in general, who would want to run abroad and live in deep freezer? you sef reason am na.
As a guy, your penls will start to shrink like it's no man's business out of cold and sickness.

1. Here in the UK, the average oyinbo man don't give a sh1t about you. You're just another person to them. It will interest you to know that you'll rarely see a white person who will be openly racist towards you.

2. There are large communities of Nigerians/Africans here wherever you live. Either London, Manchester, Birmingham, Leeds, name it. You will only have issues making friends if your communication skill sucks.

Golden Retriever cute? Really? They shed hell of a lot of fur, you'll end up hoovering every now and then. And oh their breath stinks, my God

Oops that's a quick U-turn on a not very thought through decision. You go eat your tomatoes, cows, pepper and yam taya na

That's a non-venomous rat snake. It could probably bite you if threatened but there won't be any fatality or cause to go to hospital.

2009. Flew Emirates from Lagos to Heathrow London

The Niger Delta militants that I read about are not the type that will pre inform before striking. Needless to say that the ones that are capable of carrying out atrocities of this magnitude are on amnesty, so which "Niger Delta militants are these ones? Believe this video at your own risk

And some ignoramus will intellectually claim that climate change is a farce

Chinyere looks hungry though, feed that poor dog!

If she smokes weed for recreational purpose, yes. cigarette is a no

Kay100:
See let me tell u the best thing, for your age going for a degree program to canada will be kinda hard, you're 36, even 25 dey find it hard not to talk of 36...I really dont know much about UK study visa sha, I think if you're able to pay the tuition fee den u would get the visa but UK universities tuition fee is very expensive, 7m might not be enough...so I would advise you try a small European countries first like Lithuania, Estonia, Finland, Norway, Ukraine...u get your degree n it's easier to move to your dream country from here...

On the bolded. How? on what grounds?

I don't know about Canada but as a UK resident, I can give a bit of info. Universities here charge international students circa £13000 per academic year for majority of courses. For physiotherapy course, you're looking at £16000 per academic year in most universities offering the course. 7 million Naira will just about cover your first year tuition for an IT course minus accommodation, transport, feeding, utilities etc which can easily be north of £400/m at your best frugality. So it depends largely on the extent to which your sponsor is willing to flex his/her support muscles. Your courses of choice will normally run for 3 years. Do the maths, make an informed choice. Regarding UK residency, I guess there are different ways to skin a cat.

This gaboon viper is easily within 14-20 years old

Covid?

Denique:
I've been meaning to ask o...

Do they finish all these foods or is just for the gram? Why spend so much on meals you won't finish We die dia

It's only two lamb racks. So succulent you wouldn't want to waste a bit of it. The rest, as far as I can see is just vegetable salad. Nothing two people can't devour

Where were all these nympho teachers when I was in high school

OBIGS:
Nigeria is bigger than europe and in europe they have more than 50 countries. Nigeria is made up of many nations within 1 nation. Each speaking tribe is a nation on it's own. It's high time we break up this country peacefully. Each nation she finds its own way. Yoruba pls stand up don't blindly force a union that cannot work. Yoruba as a nation can grow big on it's own without Nigeria. Let's peacefully break up this country.

Even if you don't pay attention in geography classes doesn't mean you should totally and utterly suck at it, not with the proliferation of vast information at your fingertips with few taps on your phone and also within seconds. By population and land mass, Nigeria is no where near the size of Europe

"Don't pluck from the cashew tree in front of the house without informing me"

adaMUMU

Mane is mane, which one be hairstyle again

Thank God it's not her husband that was attacked. Imagine a python clamping its teeth on your balls

I guess the CCTVs in Benin prisons are not working? The NPS allocations increased by N4Billion in 2015 to N16Billion yearly from 2016 to 2018, that’s circa N50Billion for 240 prisons. They procured 245 vehicles between 2016-17 & spent N800M on firearms, but none on surveillance cameras? Who's fooling who? There can't be a prison break without any form of repel assault from the police and prison guards. Where were they? How many casualties was recorded? Nigeria is just one massive fückēd up jungle, I'm telling you that for free.

It appears that the NBC twitter account is under attack, and the hackers seem ready to "play with" Nigeria government websites.
More to follow

Donspicey:
Sure dem end sars for paper...

Maybe if u become the IGP you can order ur Boys to tear gas nd open fire on protesters....

For ur mind na Endsars b the Issue abi

Nigerians re tired of d incessant hardship plaqueing the nation.....

#EndBadGovt....


They must hear word......

No APC or PDP vote come 2023 or else Nigerians will find themselves in this virtious circle again. Time to send this power grabbing, clueless ancestors packing.