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Paystack:
I hate asking anyone for help.

I don't bother talking to people who I find useless or who I think can't hold a meaningful intellectual conversation.

I very much dislike approaching people first or making first conversation that doesn't involves me syking u.

It's not pride... actually people say I'm the best friend they ever had cause of my selfless nature.

I just don't see the point of meeting anyone first unless I look up to you.


I hate calling people on phone , I don't see the need

I just set out a date and group text close ones

I just tell them to imagine how people in far distance communicated when a telephone wasn't in existence.

I dislike calling my babe, if she doesn't call me always for me to pick when I feel like talking the relationship will end





I'm addicted to sex and feeling that comes with cuming


If I don't see a pussy, I masturbate until I find one.

I think I'm special... well I'm not... everyone somehow thinks same I've come to realize
Lastly


I need to be high before I can communicate in a gathering of people I'm not familiar with.



I can only be loud and charismatic when I'm playing a video game

I was reading this and at the same time seeing myself, everything word for word. I used to think I wasn’t normal, thank God no be only me.

Highorbit7O16:
Avoid Ukanafun, Ika, Etim ekpo, Nsit ibritam
Infact consider only Uyo, Ikot ekpene, Abak, Etinan.
For a 22 year old,I hope U don't look childish too, else they'll chance u.

Did you just mention Etinan?
Eket is preferable.

judasiscariot24:
Are you sure ur commenting on the right topic

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Biggcake:
Adiok anor usor mme uka ke nsinsi nsinsi...

Ayem setang?

Na true him dey talk, this can only be found in Ibibio, Eket and Oron. Never heard of an Annang sending their child out in the name of Witchcraft

kenny714433:



Ibibio people and their stupid beliefs. They are the ones always dragging Akwa Ibom name in the mud.


You won't hear such thing in Annang or any other part of Aks.

Even being educated, they still think and behave like Northerners.

Ibibio and Eket people are fond of this, just imagine.

I no be Casanova but I love women...RIP LEGEND

SchoolGate:
Fvck the older sister first while you continue to aim for the younger. Who knows the younger might fall for you one day. At this stage it is not important who you like or not (emotional intelligence).
Be friendly with both of them and make moves if the younger later falls, fvck both of them. I and my friends have done it several times.

Good luck.

Guy you mean o... WTF

GreatResearcher:
Please visit any psychiatric hospital close to you. Whatever the bill is, let me know.

Bag ass reply

So taking a Nigerian girl’s number now means you have to pay her bill?

CharisEleos:
Did they beg you to collect their number and chat them?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Story

So finally somebody can go to tthe village in peace...thnk God o

stephenduru:
Report reaching us has it that the Ukanafun notorious kidnapper/cultist, Iso Akpafid has been killed by police.Iso Akpafid was killed in the early hours of today Monday in Rivers State by security operatives.

According to report,the body of Iso Akpafid is currently being displayed at various locations in Ukanafun Local Government Area of Akwa Ibom State.

More details later


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/police-finally-gun-down-ukanafun.html?m=1

Can't u see he is standing in front of a mirror?wen u snap in front of a mirror ur left turns to ur right,u can try it
...its him,check d tattoos well

Larrey:
you don't ve to be naughty. Check d pix d poster posted and the oda pix inside d pool,check their hands. The one inside d pool has plenty tatoo on his right hand while d one in d room has plenty tatoo on his left hand

LOl... ,i dey tell u

LadyMercedes:
*In Wizkid's voice* Oya oya ask your mummy.

hylyne:
Op, you deserve an Olympic medal, for this your research. I'm very sure you are towing the paths of Isaac newton. Soon the world would know you.

Some ladies smell, but it's class by class. What do you expect when you are busy Deceiving cheap housemaid and street groundnut hawkers.

U actually went for your class, stop ranting....

i no fit laff...

mordtonia:
Saw a girl leaving his room around 8am, walked into the room and saw her glasses and earrings on his table.
I didn't even ask anything, he just started saying "I don't know how they got there, she must have sneaked into my room, she came just now to ask for slippers because her shoe is bad"

Lol

slap1:
SMH

Someone actually follows E-money's kid on social media? Na wa.

i dey tell u,na wa

TPAND:
Nigerians are just making this unfortunate millionaire E-money popular. Only source of wealth we know is Five Star Music with no world class act.
When will our youths study life of business thinkers and not lives of likes as E-money

Bad belle,stop saying wat u dnt knw....

abokibuhari:
LET THE GOD OF E-MONEY BE MY GOD............

...Lwkmh,i don die

CHYMZZY:
Why US?
Why not NIGERIA?
Wetin' de pursue una 4 9ja?
HBD THOU

Bad belle

I feel say na only get this thing wey u jst talk now for mind...

Profnedu:
chaai oyibo dey try ooo
see as dem dey chop flower dey call am enjoyment
if I try celebrate my birthday like wit out better spirit for highness my folks go swear for DAT day





anyway na way happy birthday

dollyjuke:
The range no fine at alll

chai...mk person fear u

God of the motherless and fatherless...this is to show people that God exist,he didn't let anything happen to even any of them,wat a miracle

LMAyedun:
The last NEPA bill I paid was Jan. 2015

na people like una dey make dis country dey backward...weldone

I VOTE KINGinVAHALA
cc NLJega

MilesLamar:
Hahahhaha Oyibo didn't get the Msg

i dey tell u...i believe dey were actually expecting a tip after the so called "Happy Weekend"

temptnow:
Don't be surprise , Buhari is killing yorubbers thinking he is killing ijaws cos the media call them ijaw militant

Funny and true

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4045870_img5761_jpeg48a0b05ed89602f7c7b6303f01ad6e13


The Nigerian Police has apprehended some suspects named;


1. Bassey

2. Asuquo

3. Itoro

4. Idoroyen

5. Ifiok

6. Ubong

and

7. Ekaette..

They shall be sentenced to court and brought up on 2 count charges of Dognapping, Murder in the first degree and cannibalism.

The I.G of Police is committed to ensuring the safety of lives and livestocks in Nigeria..

No be dis kind dog we dey eat...dis ones be like person to chop broiler

i don dey consider to convert to...this religion get understanding well well

Endtime couples...so disgusting,upon how woman mata legit(warm and abeg mk una add d rest) man still go choose shit hole,it so f**king disgusting i swear...#IhateGays

Sorry bro..wish d face quick recovery