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wunderkindkayod:
If na Nigeria, iya Ovie go roast sell give innocent citizens

nigeria wey dem dey use engine oil from Ibrahim shop take fry akara

naptu2:
SP Benjamin Hundeyin @BenHundeyin



https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1559947859532947456

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7286515/buju-bnxn-slapped-police-spits

lol @ assault u will all die miserably if u can’t behave in a civil manner including u idiot Benjamin why don’t u spend less time on social media ? U should use ur position to do online courses for ur cretins cum officers to understand that the ability to introduce ursef as a good person is to always do what is right even when no one is watching…? Use ur head and stop all diz shenanigans

BlackPantherxXx:


Na ASUU cause am.

I wish we could resurrect Abacha for a year.

Nigeria doesn't need a gentleman like GEJ or Osinbajo. We need a decisive ruthless tyrant.

If una mistakenly vote me in.... walahi, Nigeria go change for the better.

All the metal drums they used for public executions, I will bring them out again. Embezzlers go see pepper.

walahi na even the embezzlers go dey fill d drum gann with sand sef so dem nor go fit shake as I go dey fire dem myself leading from d front line it will go down in history as the only president GCON ,GCFR to carry out executions ..

amzee:
A photo of a bath soap surfaced on social
media and left people in stitches on social
media and the comments section after
Something was noticed.

It has been stated that this type of soap
can only be found in a boy's bathroom ,
due to the fact that it serves a purpose
which will not be mentioned in full , in
order to eliminate any racy and sexual
suggestive contents.The soap is allegedly
used for masturbation.

A guy took to Twitter wanting to know how
would a girlfriend re act of she finds this equipment in her boyfriend's bathroom.

An individual by the user name of " Dr.
anonymous @ oladyussuf " felt the need to
share this sight with the people on social
media.

na ruger binoculars abi baba fry o�

NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1426058/frsc-official-joins-passengers-praise-worship-taking-money-driver-video/

made in Nigeria Christianity and Islam it’s a new model the world is already noticing..

SteveDGreat:
I am emotionally down honestly. If not that I am hearing this from her, I won't believe that a Man could be this cold towards his wife.

This lady is my one and only best friend. As a matter of fact, I was nursing plans to marry her but man never make it. We never had sex.

Well, she got married and our conversation slow down. I deliberately slow it down so as to respect her marriage.

One day I decided to call, the husband picked and warned me never to call her again. Omoh I was shocked.

Days after she called and apologized and explained how the man has completely changed and is maltreating her to the extend of beating her and emotional abuse. We spoke consistently and unfortunately, she left the marriage.

She came to my city was staying with her elder brother. We spoke for some time and I went off cos I didn't want to get too close so as not to attract emotional feelings.

Well, after some months, she blocked me from reaching her. For 9 months we haven't been in touch.

Yesterday she sent me a chat with a strange phone Facebook that I should give her my number. Since Yesterday, she has been pouring her emotional trauma on me.
Her marriage is hell. Emotional abuse, insults, beating.

As I am typing, she is still talking on phone. She is done with the marriage and wants to leave but she is scared of her son that's 1 year and 2 months old.

I really feel bad for her and don't even know how to help her.
It is painful. She is my best friend.

flee from her infact u are the cause of her problems in her marriage women naturally are good at diz and u are aiding her .. try to pay attention u will discover she only calls u to report issues or even use u to spite the husband, get back at him etc .. I can’t really explain much to u here, but diz act is not uncommon however because of deception, ignorance, promiscuity most people fail to identify diz red flags and in most cases identify but ignore because they av inner motives..

nairavsdollars:
https://independent.ng/no-conflict-between-my-ministerial-duty-and-apc-spokesperson-assignment-keyamo/

meagre salary Na nose boil u go use all dat money cure bloody 2face lying scum disguised as a responsible person.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

All these useless elders

Which one is turn by turn

every morning rice mi jojo *4 x I nor go marry am for Shaba woman �

OnionBandit:
This hypocrite wouldn't have said same if this was from Tinubu..

You guys are confused

ahahaha me hypocrite? Because I’m neutral and not myopic or because I’m not on ur idiotic train saturated with belligerent and cognitive defective homosapiens/homoerectus? You are a product of a very cheap school or free education no wonder u voluntarily boarded a train full of intellectually malnourished people..

I don’t give a rat ass about ur tinubu and he shouldn’t bother about me.. I slap people with the truth not kiss them with a lie .. a rare attribute that none of ur generations will ever possess .

Funny thing is u insult people compulsively yet u get hurt first .. the only opinion u av in life is urs .. learn to make it count ..u aren’t doing a good job at all..

OnionBandit:
https://www.thecable.ng/2023-on-peter-obi-let-us-verify/amp

ofcourse no sane Nigeria devoid of all Nigerian ills would argue the obvious fact.. the more u pay for education in Nigeria the better u get .. atleast I know myself I grew up in Nigeria..many half baked graduates are in Nigeria because they probably went to the poorly funded schools with little or nothing but a building with many people coming and going daily..

Jennygold111:
Is it wise to play along with been a Christian as an Atheist? I am finding it difficult to fake, it seems like a major blow to myself to lie to myself.

no Nigerian is genuine when it comes to faith if i was wrong then Nigeria would have been better off today .. Nigeria is a colony of hypocritical elements that lie before they pray and lie immediately after prayers..

buygala:
What if lecturer borrowed the girl's laptop to insert his flash drive for the presentation?

consequent to penetration without repercussions.. i sight all of una �

PandoraObi:
Peter Obi miscreants are just blackmailing and threaten everyone, what such of rubbish is this

i smell treachery

udede:
YES i have been married for about 10 years and my wife is in his early 30s. She doesn't want kids but I want them,and we have non. She refuses every medical test and diagnosis with flimsy excuses.

I need a second wife as soon as possible, some one that love kids and want to have them, I'm a Christian and an Igbo from Anambra but my denomination dosent oppose polygamy (polygny)

lol u are a clown I will like to av Dix conversation with u over a beer bottle so dat when u try to justify ur cognitive defects I can reinstate or reinstall it for u with a Big Bang on the frontal lobe ..

samwheel:


Alaye, how ona take dey think all dis punchlines.

get in touch with his dealer and u will awake the part of ur brain responsible for dat��

agaliboy:
Even if Manchester United buy Microsoft, they still won’t EXCEL��

I just spoke to the angels at d gate to scrutinise ur brain dat u will not be smuggling in some of ur obscene jokes�

supereagle:
I disagree you. What you safe will keep you. What you keep will safe.

something wey nor fit save mamman daura,Michael Jackson,my papa etc don’t be a slave to
Money living a life of penury it’s different from being conservative, frugal, prudent etc..only 1 life u got if u damage ur organs and physiognomy because of money the savings even if it’s a vault will be useless like used sanitary pads when the results come calling

SultanOfAbia:
Na Woman go still chop all that money.

local man cannot can no more

Niece:
https://www.instagram.com/p/ChJzB_moB7e/

useless people they av quoted him out of context ofcourse he defined obedience and zombies however he didn’t say supporters of lp are zombies! Know diz and know peace

Truthisunique2:
Tinubu is senile

He thought muslim Muslim would make all Muslim vote him in defense

Till tomorrow it has backfired, northern Muslim refused the bait like it was nothing

Northern Muslims are still voting Fulani Muslim

Yet tinubu have driven 95% christians from him to get nothing

its call ripple effect.. Google it

Idimolata:
Where is the basis for comparison

our politics they say is local, when convenient they scream it so u expect that our idiocy is local to us likewise every other thing we practice to the extreme that includes corruption and poverty the aforementioned can’t be mentioned in other dimensions without reference to Nigeria I know this facts not fictions and I have found peace with the eventualities and the yet to happen..

brightbright:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/i-am-not-a-crossdresser-denrele-distances-self-from-bobrisky-james-brown/amp/?fbclid=IwAR3pgK8oDgAp6UcT7-dbZ0duRUJaymvOLQZW_FyRxdZSmkA-1Y9sGmO-iqA&script_path=disqus-widget-safetylevel20longtail09

see this fool the best dressed so far amongst them crop that germinated then was and still my man SEXY STEEL .. but I’m not bothered petals relaxers filled cranium doesn’t know him..

Insecurity:
FLASHBACK: Tinubu's Spokesman, Keyamo, Sued Lagos Assembly In 1999 For Clearing Ex-Governor Of ForgeryAccording to The Africa Report, Keyamo, who is now the Spokesman for the Tinubu Campaign Organisation, had in the case with suit number ID/639M/99, dragged all 41 members of the House before Justice C.O Segun of the Lagos State High Court.



https://saharareporters.com/articles/flashback-tinubus-spokesman-keyamo-sued-lagos-assembly-1999-clearing-ex-governor-forgery

with nose like 7days old bons for oshodi traffic

SATANICALLY666:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWT3EPIK-p0

nahhhhh it was a politically correct assertion

Southernigbo:
She been previously married twice, but on each occasion the husband died after 2 to 3 yrs. Now she is finding it difficult getting a husband and she is still very young and beautifu. Some ppl who other wise have asked for her hand think there is superstious about her, but actually there is not she is just a normal lady and nothing more who was only unlucky to have had the life of a peculiar type of trial.

go to ovia river in okada lots of clay around there u can be a very good friend by moulding a nice one for ur former and current neighbour

Odewaleadesoye:
Source: VANGUARD

150 kernel kanda and 150 million almajiri then I’d believe

Mokason288:
Tanzania is one of the worlds poorest countries

And their Dirty police had the audacity to go close to our own super star

May GOD ALMIGHTY CONTINUE to punish BUHARI

wealth without character and fundamental basic civic understanding it’s as useless as a senile peninsula.. so if America arrested him it would av been nice? Poverty dat has been in the fabric of Nigeria since inception is what God should punish and not buhari because even buhari it’s a victim of the Nigerian state.. if buhari was born outside Nigeria he would av been better man than he is today..

StonesA:
In Nigeria, domestic flight ticket is now 50k-150k.....meanwhile going by road is around 30millon-100million depending on the kidnapper : .

diz is diabolically hilarious

benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1424384/woman-teaches-married-couple-pray-s3x-receive-gods-blessing-orgsm-video/

but most women pray during sex and orgasm even reassuring their maker they are coming/cumming..