₦airaland Forum

THINK THROUGH BEFORE STAKING YOUR MONEY IN ANY BUSINESS.THERE ARE MANY SHARKS HERE THAT WANT TO MILK YOU SO THAT YOU GET BACK TO SAPA KINGDOM

Antell95:
Yeah, they are all politicians, i am Akwa Ibomite too

Song idem o

highbee02:
As a Facebook user, I logged on this morning as usual. I saw a herbal platform requesting for the phone numbers in order to create a WhatsApp group. I was careless, I gave out my phone number and I received a call afterward, I got a code via text message. The voice asked me to call out the number while the phoning was ongoing. Below is the phone number that called and the he sent




08102905374

<#> 516129 is your Facebook code Laz+nxCarLW

Report the account.Open another face book using the same name and pictures and warn all your friends not to have any dealings with the old account.

My State Akwa Ibom is a civil service state.There was lockdown nobody go work so how come sit at home become unemployment.But truth is most of the youth are into politics if you know what I mean.

Mo3891:




This clown keeps fooling himself by himself

Ibo Presidency threads and topics should be moved to Nairaland Jokes section


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WICKET GUY.LOL

thesicilian:
The entire school should be heavily sanctioned to serve as a deterrent to others.

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NON OF THEM WILL HAVE THEIR RESULTS.

Nice one from Mainama!

No be sponsor marriage be problem.Na how to cater for the children wen dem go born be wahala.

ikorodureporta:
Dem suppoz to jail who jam her till hm confess

I dey tell you.I smell terror attack.No be normal accident but Airforce no go want own up say na security breach for their side.

kestor:
Lol...... 'First and only' female combat pilot against insurgency.
And the youths down south are bickering about Obaseki, Edo, Tinubu, PDP or APC; like their lives depend it.
More misery is waiting for your lots comes 2023, unless we collectively fight those who are hell-bent on holding this country to ransom.
As far as there's a North-East Development Commission, there will always be an incident like this.

Conspiracy theory

Kobicove:
Why would anyone be speeding in the air force base in the first instance?!

My brother,anything goes in Nigeria

I learnt she was knocked down while strolling at NAF base.I am so sad and disheartened.RIP Sister,you made us see that through hard work you can reach your goals.You were the best of the bests.

Postponed boss not prosponed.

lefulefu:
u dey talk of some nigerians regarding indians as whites when in the same naija dem dey regard half caste as european .If someone like halle berry go naija dem go dey call her a european girl

I think some girls had given in times past thinking say dem don see oyibo maga that will take dem to the abload.dem know no say Indians no get common toilets for their houses.

CCC2:
This can cause miss firing

LOL

squint eyes

The Nigerian Police Force announced Saturday that online applications for enlistment as constable will begin on Tuesday 14 July.

Its portal www.policerecruitment.gov.ng will remain open till 23 August.

Interested applicants for the 40,000 vacancies, according to an advertisement signed by DCP Frank Mba, must have National Identity Number(NIN).

They must have five credits in WASSCE or NECO, GCE or NABTEB, at not more than two sittings.

They must also be between 17 and 25 years.

The advertisement however lists some categories of people who cannot apply for the jobs.

These are:

* Short men and women. The advert says a female applicant must be at least 1.64m tall, while a male applicant must be at least 1.67m.

* Male applicants must have a minimum chest measurement of 34 inches.

*Female applicants must not be pregnant.

*All applicants with financial problems or ‘pecuniary embarrassment’ are barred.

* Applicants with impediment of speech

*Gross malformation of teeth or jaw

*Knock knees

*Bow legs

*Bent Knees

*Deformed hands

*Defective eyesight or squint eyes

*Amputation of any part of the body.

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/07/12/12-classes-of-nigerians-banned-from-applying-for-police-constable-jobs-details/

Read the advert for the constabulary jobs and how to apply visa the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/5984782/nigeria-police-recruitment-2020-how

IJOBA2:
JOY NUNU SEF


YOU SLAPPED HIM WHEN HE WANTED TO CARESS THE FLAT TIRE.

AFTER 4 NA ORIGINAL TRAMADOL EXTRA O

You no well

And they don't want children to write exams.Directionless

Ohemababy:
And the men? They dont need training?

It is for both gender

Always blaming the devil even when your brain told you to backtrack.

Train up a child on the way she should go.When she is old she will not depart from it ( Prov 22.6)

The luck most of them get be say their papa and mama no dey internet.

If you are a Nairalander in Kano let's Meet and Greet

On a journey from Lagos to Kano on the 27th of May,2020 we made through at least 30 Checkpoints.Each of the checkpoints was not without dropping something.I was amazed how much the drivers would have had left after such brazen extortion.

From Lagos to Ibadan 5 checkpoints
Ibadan to Ogbomosho 3 checkpoints
Ogbomosho to Ilorin 3 checkpoints
Ilorin to Jebba 4 checkpoints
Jebba to Mokwa 7 Checkpoints(Including NDLEA,CUSTOMS,VGN,IMMIGRATION)
Mokwa thru Kutigi,Bida ,
Lapai,Dikko to Tafa then Kano 8 Checkpoints(Including Interstates border points in Niger,Kaduna and Kano)

Go with Stanbic IBTC,if you don't withdraw up to thrice a month you are sure to have interest.

donbachi:
If I am to advise him...he should build and equip hospitals,with ventilators,medical equipments.in all the local government areas in Lagos.than all these...what happens to those centers,when covid-19,becomes a thing of the past....in the case of ajimobi.

They won't do that after all these spendings everything will be abandoned like Ebola infectious hospitals.

Very nice.Pls give them tags and how one can get it.

ENIGMATIC2023:
Good morning house

I want to report a monumental fraud currently ongoing in the health sector

Due to the covid-19 pandemic,President Buhari approved 50% of basic salary for all health workers in the federal teaching hospitals and FMCs for hazard allowance but now The minister of health and the ministry of health changed the circular and started paying health workers just 10% of basic salary as hazard against the one approved and signed by all stakeholders....Pls use your power to call them to order...Thanks

source or proof to back up your claim

After destroying our embassy!

All man for himself,God for us all!