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Both the fvcker and the fvckee.

Logobenz1:
Mercedes benz
Thanks bro I appreciate.
Make we see how tonight go take waka.

Don't allow all these views scare you. Go for it,the worst that could happen is that she isn't the one in which case another girl will definitely come along.

ahnie:
Shift for me make I follow u park well too

You're welcome but Careful make you no brush my side mirror.

JAWBONE:
Lol... I never saw it that way.

Rectify it biko

dairykidd:
I remember now tnx... I will like that type of relationship tho so if i ever cheat she won't even remember

That's taking advantage of someone.

dairykidd:
Lolzz Drew Barrymore & that stupid Adam Sandler movie... Can't even remember how it ended again.

They got married, she never regained her memory though. He just made another video to fill her in for each morning she wakes up after the wedding.

I'm sleeping with my fingers crossed for you tonight. All the best.

dairykidd:
So how many have u?

50 first dates

JAWBONE:
Didn't know people get dates on Nairaland. My business here is Politics. I think I should start exploring that part. Who wants to go on a date?

I always thought my life was boring till I saw this. I mean Of the 235 peeps you're following, I can only spot 3 males and you've never been on a date with any of the females?

carter009:
I would have loved to try this, but they way most girls here bash guys and insult them, I don't think is a good idea.

Not as much as guys bash girls bro. Besides, what's the worst that could happen

SMJay:
It was a thread of post your picture and wish a Nlers merry Xmas, I saw her picture sent her a dm. She visited me, told me to charge her phone to boot so she will inform them where she went to, we married with 2kids now and the phone is still booting.

Following
This is really nice.

Guilty of 4 and 5

Lemme park here.

Cute couple. HML.

edwardaigb:
Do you deliver to Jo's?

Yes sir.

prudenttv001:
Wetin u wan use the baby do ��'(

If you're tryna sound discerning, don't experiment with me. What else do you do with a baby if not to nurture, guide and love em

Just come and give me the baby..

Texman21:
me before i was even born till today

Oh laaawwwdd!

I've not eaten since làst week.

Wakanda quession iz diz mbok

Definitely weed.

Preye001:
Your comments mean so much to me. Thanks for coming for a sister.

Anytime hun.

Take a break from all of em - your current bf included- take a breather,be alone for awhile. This will help you dispel all the confusions and put you in a more rational state.

Ist

Very dumb question.

ubunja:
its a combination of both: Healthy lifestyle and close communion with the Prince of Life.

God can't dwell in you and it doesn't show.

In that case anyone who doesn't believe in Jesus will be unhealthy. Then I ask again,what of our Chosen brothers?

danyexcel:
Canal minds. Can never understand the things of the spirit. See my daddy Oyedepo?

The level of your gullibility is shocking.

ubunja:
atheist spotted

On the contrary sir,I believe in God and in salvation. As per the topic,tell me its healthy lifestyle or something not religion.

Or those Chosen members looking haggard are not serving God too?

How does religion factor in their looks for heaven's sake?

lilyheaven:
You can use super glue or
Needle and thread

Needle and thread is perfect.

You're not missing anything.

ramaju:
The same hand writing?

Thought it was just me seeing it.