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Lift up thine head, O ye Black Dignity
And be ye lifted up, ye ever-loving Black Dignity
And let the King of kings enter thine heart, "

what's the difference between this thread and the one that say "be the last to post here" ?

Anguilla

I'll make you Head of the Asylum


Let's pretend I am in Nigeria visiting

are you the wicked witch or wicked in bed?

lol

We'll listen this song (see below) together then have lots of ,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6oYyG0KcvQ

If i was a credit card

Grant Them Provision

Father, I'm praying for these (name them) who are serving in ministries or are on mission for You,

Whenever they're on mission with You, there is cost involved, especially travel expenses. As Nehemiah prayed before he spoke to the king, these people have asked for favor with those who could and would give, and I thank You for those who have. (Nehemiah 1:4, 5-6a, 11; 2:4–5, 8b)

I'm grateful for people who give financially to cover their costs and those who share resources to meet other needs. Help them be cheerful givers who give generously, and then increase their finances and bless them in every way so they can keep on being generous. Enable them to give again and again to those on mission and in ministry—and then in return, meet all of their needs from Your glorious riches in Christ. (Romans 12:6a, 8b; 2 Corinthians 9:7–8; Philippians 4:16–19)

May Your provision for them also include health, strength, and stamina. Give those on mission the ability to adapt to any changes in time, climate, or diet. Keep them from getting sick and protect them from injury. Give them a sensitivity to any cultural differences, and keep them from inadvertently offending anyone. (Luke 10:1–7; 1 Corinthians 9:22)

In Jesus' name, amen.

- Jim & Kaye Johns

sleep after walking Harlem and shopping at the Malcolm Shabazz centre. Bought me some nice african clothes.

eat me

I like the game section

Barbuda

I am assuming we have to name a country or city in alphabetical order. Here I go

Amsterdam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOT322nAt2A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOT322nAt2A

african queen

studio:

I nevah ask you about Rice.  I asked if you evah eat fried ice - like what below

coffee brewer Mocha Choca lata ya ya

Are you pointing at me?

seh studio, you evah eat fried ice?

short and witty . love it

Jeovy:
you mean saucekids skull or clemcy or the posters?

I applaud your maturity for asking such highly intelligent question. A just waiting for kayowale to answer.

Tha't make two of us because I am like that

@poster:

when he gets paid, place ALL his money in my lap

after 30 seconds, i always hang up If you on hold for more than 3 mins - take a hint
I once fell alseep while talking to a dude

@ poster:

silly question U asking. one cannot tell you what to do with your sperms. Ok, if you want my advise then FREEZE YOUR SPERMS UNTIL YOU CAN MAKE A DECISION ON YOUR OWN

Nah, don't know davidylan - just yanking his tail.

Oh, both men and women married for green cards. And Nigerian men are not the only ones who married for greencards. Trust me, there are some c'bbean men out there specialize in it.

Did you slept with her because she is an "all arounder" or loved her?

If she is a nice girl, then keep it as y'all dirty little secret. If she is a "bicycle" where everybody is riding it then definitely tell your brother.

Saucekid had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw Saucekid buddy, Clemcykul, and his girlfriend going at it in the back-seat.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told Saucekid that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.

Saucekid staggered outside to the car, saw Clemcykul and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That damned Clemcykul!" Saucekid chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

belface:

Davidylan is a perfect example of what we call an ugly nigerian.  Below is a picture of shim when he was a baby

@ mes:
obviously you want ALL de attention.  I am going away (7/4 weekend), so tekk ALL the Naija men fi you self.  Sounds like a hater
I see this forum as a  fun place.  How you see it?
btw, i hope one of Naija men cyber impregnate you

Fellow-citizens, pardon me, allow me to ask, why am I called upon to speak here to-day? What have I, or those I represent, to do with your national independence? Are the great principles of political freedom and of natural justice, embodied in that Declaration of Independence, extended to us? and am I, therefore, called upon to bring our humble offering to the national altar, and to confess the benefits and express devout gratitude for the blessings resulting from your independence to us?


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part4/4h2927t.html