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now I know I keep waking up scared to death

Let's pretend you were a bathing soap

I wonder if he saw the movie transformer

;d ;d :d :d

TOH:
Wow, all this tme I thoight Cayon was actually Nigerian

My father is Nigerian, I don't what that makes me?? I love one Nigerian man - my dad, but my dad isnt even decent. i love him but he's not because I still don't understand why he couln't take my mom to visit his family in Nigeria.

As to why I declined his invitation,  besides me enjoying single life -

1) I read lots of negative vibes about Nigerian men on this forum

2) My father never invited my mother to Nigeria

3) afraid

4) to make matters worse - reading one of my girlfriends email.

However, growoing up I always say I'll like to date a Nigerian man all because my father is Nigerian.

I'll ask God to guide me in my choice when I am ready to date again

Perfect eight.  A circle at  the top and a circle at the bottom - 8

take her out for lun and say sorry, "if I pretend to love you I am only going to hurt you" she'll get the message

dudu19:
@stillwater, making love in the pool is more than romantic. Has any of u gals tried it

No, do tell

So I met this Nigerian Man at my job.  We've been talking for one week now, mainly at our company's (Societe General) cafeteria.  It's like we see each other and we chit chat.  Yesterday, i sat down in the cafeteria and had lunch with him.   He asked me out, I declined.
I told one of my girlfriends about him asking me out and she said (see below in red).  Honestly, I am not looking for love in my life right now, as I am enjoying my single life. In fact, I am enjoying my single life so much that I had one of the greatest time in Harlem (my favorite place to go shopping/hang out in the summer) today with my daughter.  I even saw the Mosqué (masjid) that one Mus'lim mentioned  to me. 

Nigerian men cannot be trusted !!!! I have been going out with an igbo guy for over 13 years. We both have a daughter together, she is now 5 years.
He took me to Nigeria a few years ago and his family thought when he got back to canada he would have married me.Every time i would ask about marriage, he would say i have to make a few millions before we settle down,to my surprise he went to nigeria 3 years ago and marry another woman without telling me. The family told him not to marry that girl he met on the street, but they could not stop him from doing so.His family did not attend the wedding.At this time he is not speaking to no one in his family, not even his mother.He has been in Nigeria now for the pass 4 months, and up to now he have not even payed his own mother a visit,Can you imagine !!!!

I like your style

@ poster

Marriage is not a game

a boy or a girl??

smile

Don't believe the HYPE. The Devilish Code is fiction not facts

Someone (mainly church goers) who does not know God. "They praise God with their lips but their hearts are far from Him. Or someone who doesn't recognize the spirit behind things and only sees the material, not their spiritual source. By this definition most people are heathen, even those who call themselves Christian. 

Dedicating this to the Church Heathen

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2043542/v43236082

One night a father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and goodbye Grandpa." "A why yuh say good-bye Grandpa fa?" the father asked. "Mi noh know, " the little girl said.

The next day, Grandpa died. The man thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later, he put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day, the grandmother died!

Rahtid, thought the man, dis yah pickney can see inna de future. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the man heard her say "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

The man practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous all day.He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK He felt safe in the office, so he stayed until the end of the day, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "Yuh neva come 'ome dis late before, wha happen?" "Mi no waan talk 'bout it," he said. "Mi jus 'ave de worst day a mi life."
"Yuh tink yuh had a bad day?" the wife exclaimed. "You'll neva believe wha happen. Dis mahnin, Desmond next door, drap dead pan de varandah."

Prayer for Renewal
Hide Your face from my sins, and blot out all my iniquities. Create in me a clean heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me. Do not cast me away from Your presence, and do not take Your Holy Spirit from me. Restore to me the joy of Your salvation, and uphold me by Your generous Spirit.


- Psalms 51: 9-12

@poster:

All Dogs go to heaven


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3EZHIYuAj8

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)

f you buy a Hebrew slave, he is to serve for only six years. Set him free in the seventh year, and he will owe you nothing for his freedom. If he was single when he became your slave and then married afterward, only he will go free in the seventh year. But if he was married before he became a slave, then his wife will be freed with him. If his master gave him a wife while he was a slave, and they had sons or daughters, then the man will be free in the seventh year, but his wife and children will still belong to his master. But the slave may plainly declare, 'I love my master, my wife, and my children. I would rather not go free.' If he does this, his master must present him before God. Then his master must take him to the door and publicly pierce his ear with an awl. After that, the slave will belong to his master forever. (Exodus 21:2-6 NLT)

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment. (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)

Hymn Titles by Occupation

Do you know your (specific) hymn(s)?

When you go to Church this weekend be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals!

Dentist's Hymn, Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn, There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn, The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn, Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn, There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn, Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn, Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn, I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn, Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn, Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn, Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn, I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn, He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn, The Great Physician

dreeldee:
that's what you and your partner argue about

LMAO . Thought I saw Pastor

Going to take a shower then hitting my sack. Who wants to rub my back

@poster

It's ok to come out of the closet

Church members (ladies) wearing short skirts under their asses and coming to church. not decent

my sister say if his hymen is still intact

good one gab

The African peace keepers are as bad as the tyrants they are supposed to be protecting them from.

Why dont troops from the 100s African Countries, do something about Mugabe?

I know a man can tell if a woman is a virgin but can a woman tell if a man is a virgin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shzJY3msrnA

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