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A letter to Santa

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" 
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" 

If you are willing to sacrifice (slave) for a man, seh you might as well ask im out.

merge:
Please like I said call whatever you want but hey I will never ask a guy out.

I will lose my last name
I will suffer to raise the children most likely 24/7.
I will make sure my husband eat and children.
I will do most of the cleaning at home
I will have a full time job too.
Naija men feel it okay to cheat as long as money is coming in. I will not allow.
Women give up everything in a marriage.
And you want me to approach them.

Yeah right.

Then he has to be man enough to approach me.

merge:
I will never ask a guy out.

"chicken"

Let's get it on by Marvin Gaye

nope, it's not a crime. I asked my first boyfriend (baby daddy) out first. That dude was too cute and kind hearted for me to let anyone take him first.

Ladies, be on the look out for men shoe size.  It is said that you can  really tell a man's p'nis size by his shoe. A p'nis is half the size of a man shoe. For example if a man shoe size is 12 then he has a 6 inch p'nis. 

Also, scientific study shows that there is a direct relationship in p'nis size and index finger length.  So ladies, when you are talking to a man be sure to look at his shoes and ask him to point at something

carnal Christian - someone that goes to church but doesn´t obey the Bible teachings. A person who received Christ as their Savior but returned to living a worldly life where they put Jesus on the back burner and continue to live a sinful life where they satisfy the lusts of their heart.

Example: A person who goes to Church every week and gives a tithe but lives like Hell(smokes or drinks or watches ungodly TV or practices adultery or gossips or doesn't share the gospel about how to become Born Again to the lost) for the rest of the week. People who practice these things are usually are very gluttonous, grudge, vain, shallow, and selfish. They follow their emotions instead of God. And by saying this, they come under false screen names on this forum to show their carnal ways

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.

The Moral:
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

RedHotChic:
Sometimes, the victims leave a lasting scar that will make it difficult for you to forget them.

only if de women give de man 90% of her love and kept 10% fi herself.

this is beside the question

Do you believe that there is a higher spiritual connection between all life on earth?

Philosophy was one of my best class. love it

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I can, and
the wisdom to know the difference."

@ poster:

You sure the ape is not hungry? But then again, hungry for what?

;d ;d ;d ;d

@ poster.

Love this one.

Not voting for  the Internet troll

How old are you? two or five

xbox:
hi people,
why would a girl you are dating i mean the one you plan gettin married to) tells you she's pregnant.and after 8 days of serious discussion on whether to abort or leave the baby. She only told me she only wanted to test me for a reason only known to her.that she is not pregnant.she is not pregnant.
am confused.
why would a woman do that? ladies?

adconline:
did the moderator delete my last post? what happened here? I need answers? I thought Segun had been deposed like King of Nepal.

Do not let these Mods get to you.    .  Here is a squeeze (((((((((«««adconline««««))))))))

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I have on some false eyebrows and I am crying for no reason

I'll use a lot of baby powder on you

If you were the devil?

Nigger : - A black uneducated person.  Are You?

I begged my nephews to erase that word from their vocubulary and respectfully they have done so

She is what I call Natural Beauty

we walk by faith and not by sight

He can't break His promises

TITUS

CH3COO:
Well, that's certainly some kind of unconfirmed theory. Shoes can only tell you so much about a person. Don't limit yourself by discriminating between shoes. Haven't you seen those nerds who constantly wear those dorky-looking shoes? Rich aren't they? Of course not all of them, but a lot of them are computer scientists, microsoft employees, cisco workers, et al. If you choose not to look at them you could be cutting yourself short. Or, haven't you come across those thugs from the hood with the whitest sneakers, twenty-two inch rims, shirts so white, but grimy as heck and make their money by stealing or looting.

imhotep:
@Sultan olabowale
Let me add pepper to this conversation.

Mahatma Gandhi refused to convert to christianity because one christian he met told him that one could live anyhow one wanted -- as long as one has faith in Jesus. This christian went as far as deliberately committing sins in front of Gandhi to prove his point.

Gandhi was not impressed with this, and told him =>

“I do not seek redemption from the consequences of my sin. I seek to be redeemed from sin itself, or rather from the very thought of sin”

Gandhi was a wonderful Hindu that we can all learn from - christians, m'uslims, etc etc

There is a difference b/tween a born again Christian and Christian faith.  They have some born Christian who think God is mocked.  They think they can wilfully sin and then ask God for forgivness.  My God is a forgiving God, but He is not mocked.  So the man who Ghandi referred to was not a born again Christian, just one of thoose wannabe

Btw, I love Ghandi, he was a man of wisdom and knowledge but he was no King Solomon

then that's not the definition of Hit and run"

My definition of hit and run is when guys don't really love a girl.  They keep on chasing the girl and pretend they love them.  Then once they "F*ck" that woman, they'll  stop chasing them.  Guys do this  because they treat it as a game. How many girls can I f*ck? Did you ever hear of the four F's? Find them, Fool them, F*ck them, and Forget them. And some girls give it up too early and too easily. They want to be f*cked too, so it not all the guy's fault.

Hand over the money to who?  And please don't say you

And ladies, always look at a man shoes and socks. Believe it or not, you can tell a lot about a person from their foot wear. Grungy shoes and yellowish sock are a tell tale sign of a man who is sloppy. Clean socks, and match, with white sneakers or shined shoes are a sign of a man who pays attention to detail. Look for those guys. They will remember your birthday and are not afraid to spend $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on you

Well, when there isn't a lot of emotional attraction before two people have sex, the guy will just lose complete interest in the girl.

Thats why its not healthy to have sex so early in a relationship.

Nice!!!