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I fear of the living not death

Do you think its wise for a chirtian person to read/study the Quoran? What are your thoughts?

cute

oldie but still funny

You are on a date and he/she ask you "What are your pet peeves?" what would be your answer,

HSP - Highly Sensitive People

Maybe you went to say "What must I do to get into heaven?" after all when you are dead you have no choice

Winnipeg justice officials have secured a rare conviction for a Nigerian e-mail scam after a prominent local doctor contacted police and turned the tables on the fraudsters.

Toluwalada Owolabi, 37, pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit fraud after police caught him and the doctor discussing the transfer of $7,800 to a bank in Guyana.

Click on link to read more
http://winnipegsun.com/News/Winnipeg/2008/05/07/5500671.html

male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely,
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Do you think Sean Bell protest could hurt Obama?

When threads have similiar subject headings, can't these threads be merged together as one (1). Just asking??

greedy politicians

my habit is "crunching" on ice. I was told maybe my blood is low why love ice

i love dancing, so my answer is yes

Lord I Lift Your Name On HIgh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxk2FSbss_M&feature=related

thanks for the morning laugh

What about Indiana? who won?

Prayer for Friendship

You have blessed us, O God,
with the gift of friendship,
the bonding of persons
in a circle of love.
We thank you for such a blessing:
for friends who love us,
who share our sorrows,
who laugh with us in celebration,
who bear our pain,
who need us as we need them,
who weep as we weep,
who hold us when words fail,
and who give us the freedom
to be ourselves.
Bless our friends with health,
wholeness, life, and love.
Amen.

- Vienna Cobb Anderson

Prayer for Wise Governance

Heavenly Father, we give thanks for the democracy alive in our country and for the freedom to worship You. Help the elected government and all in positions of power and authority to govern wisely and for the common good of all. Amen.

- Harvey Barnes

I woke up this morning so I consider myself Blessed.

@uchk:

I call them sheep in wolves clothing

Nice!!!

For the one that you love, never marry to he

Is the one that love you will make you happy

Your brother need Jesus

Cadet:
Re: My Brother Has 3 Girlfriends . How Does He Remove 2?

If he really wants to remove the two, he will. His greediness lead him to 3 girls, now let it lead him to his downfall. olojukokoro of a man!!

Prayer for Peace

God adjudges us according to our deeds, not the coat that we wear: that Truth is above everything, but higher still is truthful living. Know that we attaineth God when we loveth, and only that victory endures in consequence of which no one is defeated.

Sikh