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The Fruits of the Earth

For seasonable weather, and for an abundance of the fruits of the earth, let us pray to the Lord. Lord, have mercy.

source: Book of Common Prayer 1979

awesome, love it

A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer.
At the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password -- something he would use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in "p, e, n, i, s".

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH ***

A Prayer of Gratitude

Father, into thy hands I give the heart
Which left thee but to learn how good thou art.


- George Macdonald

lol, good one

lady T:

Re your comment below, DITTO

"Its the chemicals they used to clean and treat the water. Thats why its better to use hot water you wont get that itch."

Prayer for the Homeless

O God, as Naomi and Ruth journeyed from one land to another seeking a home, we ask your blessing upon all who are homeless in this world. You promised to your chosen people a land flowing with milk and honey; so inspire us to desire the accomplishment of your will that we may work for the settlement of those who are homeless in a place of peace, protection, and nurture, flowing with opportunity, blessing, and hope. Amen.


- Vienna Cobb Anderson

[/quote][quote author=Radiant link=topic=130469.msg2203090#msg2203090 date=1209431924]Who will know?

Je t'aime

Seeing your topic, I am reminded of this song, Click on link to listen Can't Be With You Tonight


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfrF-BWgXj4

If my love wasn’t here with me tonight
I would leave with you for just a little while
But I love him the same way as I love you now
And I’m sorry I can’t be with you tonight

Though I want to hold you in my arms tonight
I wouldn’t take the chance ‘cause it won’t be right
Maybe when we meet again some other time
‘Cause tonight I’ll only share my love with him

So please understand my situation
I love you, but I cannot be with you
If I could be in two places at the same time
Believe me, I would share my love with you

So please understand my situation
I love you, but I cannot be with you
If I could be in two places at the same time
Believe me, I would share my love with you

Believe me, I would share my love with you
Believe me, I would share my love with you
Believe me, I would share my love with you

I tend to fall for older guys but one thing I realized about older guys, is that , they are very insecure(especially if you are going out with friends your age)

Wow!! stillwater,

First time hearing this song and I love it. Thanks 4 sharing.

Not pertaining to you but some people don't get to really know each other before they begin a serious relationship. They don't wait to have intercourse. Heck some people have sex on the first date and just rush everything. Rush relationship leads 2 lack of trust. And trust binds love and other important relationship-related things together. If you can't trust each other, then doubts will appear and soon you'll start to dislike him or his habits.

I am a bedroom bully,

welli:
can't the ugly ones apply?

I always say if and when I get married,I'll go back home and have a traditional wedding, don't think I'll be wearing a white dress though since I am not a virgin. I'll wear a cream dress. Oh, and I won't cover my face either

Ok, i am in stitches  

jennykadry:
its a pity i don't belong here

Seh, you never know. Maybe your Prince is right there waiting with open arms. So if you get "lucky" what would be your wedding song?

This would be my wedding song - At Last by Etta James


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edGDt5izxIg

Norah Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBKcKQHZXks

olrotimi:
nice video.now we've seen the other side of B.

Yep.  One of my favorite songs, even though we are not good enough God still loves us

I think a lot of people blame society, peer pressure and even alignment of planets but it comes down to us.

Could you provide a scripture or a back-up indicating it's a sin?

kazeem4t:
it is a sin,
despite that guys do it y?
i am in trouble,what do i do?

jennykadry:
its a sin to d body,because when a man (especially) does it all d time,he weakens his system

I prefer no hair. or if there is hair, then not heaps and heaps. too much and i get creeped out.  And I hate to see men with balled up hairs on their chest, which resemble crumbled ground beef, a big no no

Thy Word for a Light

Lord, thou hast given us thy Word for a light to shine upon our path;
grant us so to meditate on that Word, and to follow its teaching,
that we may find in it the light that shines more and more until the perfect day;
through Jesus Christ our Lord.


- Jerome (c. 342-420)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJE0sDYXsbQ

Nope!! It depends if u r single by choice or by circumstances.  If it by circumstances (hurt by relationship) then surely u have a problem.  But remember, strong women don't let a failed relationship stop them from dating.  Also, if you are like me, you have high standards. Don't worry, just focus on what you want and you'll attract your soulmate.

However, currently, I have been single (by choice) for over a year and its the best blessing i have ever experienced.  At this moment, my daughter and my God are  my best friends/companion.

Peace

Omo:

Oh boy, forget that semen question. I thought you were talking about a real liquid/pill vitamin. So i googled it and found this. ewwwwww gross. Now wy would anybody swallow that, how gross!!!

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/semen

My sister recommended this to me

TOYOSI20:
@ Poster

Try One a Day for women, its supposed to be really good.

Cheers.

What's semen?

OMO IBO:
semen.

no jokes. its been scientifically proven

I heard you should masturbate no more than twice a day, but not 5 times a day!! it will kill you slowly!!!