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Nna na wa for una o.

Is this not Nigeria?

Why are we surprised?

The cop that faces Armed robbers and is reloading every 2 am while we snore is no more investigative but combative.

BABE wey live around givers & trying to meet up around other chicks go fall for Better Car anyday!

I ask una again...isnt this Nigeria?

Abeg talk another one...

Una too dey expect.
Pick the lessons go home and mend your life.

"Everybody is a m.f.kng hypocrite"
DemmieV

Hey Guys,

I have recently decided to do the Sec+ & focus intensively on the exam. I have the resources: Videos Books and Prep Questions.

But I need a study group to meet on some days physically. I wanted to start collating contacts serious guys so we can agree on the modalities & suggestions.

Pls drop your email here if you have decided to take the exam this year and serious about getting a cybersecurity certification because I have bigger plans.

Lets win guys.

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If I talk about how I enjoyed UnILag al of u will re write your comments!!!

Best 4 yrs of my teenage Life!

I would do it again and again

I trust you Lai.

So sad for your legacy.

No weight in honor!!!

There are 2 types of trade.....spot and future

spot is for those that want to buy OIL... I mean Physical Oil now like you are buying earring at the bus top.

You negotiate the price and take your Oil in the amount of barrels you paid for and bye bye.

This is the one most refineries around the world do and its mostly done on the sea for a faster process.


Another way to trade oil is to tell or prophesize the amount it will be at the end of every month...thats why they call it

FUTURES...they have WTI(Yankee based) and Brent(Global)
yes the oil price you always see on CNN and Aljazeera not in APAPA is the [b]speculated [/b]one...the price they feel

that it will be maybe at 27th of the month. but listen o...

what now happens at the end of the month is that you that bought maybe at 20$ on the 7th of lets say November ok?

When its the end of November and that Future has expired..maybe at 53$.

It doesnt concern you or any global price because all you did was buy yours way earlier at how much? If you like no talk 20...hehe

BUT most traders dont have depot or ship to store oil...what they do is sell that their precious OIL(as commodity) just on their android fone ,Ipad or call their agents to sell at maybe 52 or 51 or 50....u get now?? lower than 53 so he can take his 30$ gain and buy house / bugatti or
even buy more FUTURES....but this new one will be....yes you got it..... DECEMBER....at what rate

At the rate all traders feel that December will end with...like me now i will just speculate that winter is coming and people will not travel that much so oil wont be needed that much...i will put it at maybe $7...talk your own oga.....na this average of all our guesses you see on CNN and keep changiing like mad every minute

But wait o.....because one guy has gotten info that one big Russian festival has been pushed back to Dec and crowd will yapa....u get it....He will say 40...so that the price comes up!!! so he can sell at 100 at the end.....

some fit use prophet like LIquid metal.

I wrote this cos I have been asked to explain why oil wil be minus forty three.....Yes $-43.63 and AGO and fuel are still sold at
125naira and so much confusion that comes with this coroVirus...

so you shud know what happened now abi? the traders felt that april end no body will use Oil that much and planes will be grounded...the more they agreed the more the price down down down to MINUS for that day trading oooo...becos if una notice it enetered $19 some days later...na info drop be that o

all this my long story no concern spot trading or refined fuel shipped to a buyer already!

So my guy wey buy $32 on the 5th of April come dey see minus now....He will be frantically looking for how to sell because he doesnt have one single barrel to store OIL and they will surely deliver to you...

now if you dont want it OYEL....the ship don turn automatic depot or storage tanks for you and you gotta pay!

So most traders are already calling ships to pay them to store their oil for them...OIl wey don sour like ogbono u forgot to warm...

but it fit change for them by next month (May) because another round of guess guess go soon start by May beginning...

that same oil u dey make loss for...just fit turn $40....you sell and make $5 over 2 months after you don minus ship/storage money

you get the gist now.

Oya una bye bye



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Hahahahahaha.

This is the most hilarious thread ever!!!


Una no go kill me!

If they can support my wife business and my kids education...I will hang out with them.

Guys if them ask the girl, she probably say whose fiancée!

Bros keep calling you hear, she will pick by the 8th hr. Dont stop!

My brother!

Kingsteve:
Wow!
The power of money!
A playboy with HIV, and someone is still begging for his love attention?










This is new!

Did you steal the 3M?

Why is it so hard for u to understand that she is not an investment?

So you don't have other girls crazy about you?

How would you feel is she was your sister,being forced into marriage like a 13 yr old Hausa girl?

Are u that dumb?

You better wake the fuc.k up b4 u damage your mental health.

PULL OUT THEN Take a stand & work on the only thing you can control. ...YOURSELF!

SenecaTheYonger:
Androgens. You can block androgens by taking medications that usually combat hair loss like Finasteride (works for some people, not most)

Pls give me a brand name.

I hate sexual urge.

I just hate it so much

Chai, if only...

Meat and poison sha!!!

Don't ring the bells if neither of u ain't healed.

Cos u know u gotta problem too, right?

Citytrend:
Google and YouTube is your Friend

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WHAT a terrible way to say I don't know.

worldofchuka@gmail.com

Wrong info

I am in colombo now and they have refused to give me visa.

writeprof:
For the so-called visa-free you still expected to pay a fee at the point of exit.

Shebi na only one side u don talk....let's hear from her too.

And this your story ,u never said how much your brother gave you and even if you quarreled.

U kept bashing this 'girl' to drive ur point home.

Not.a judge but I really feel external input is not needed in marriages.

We never hear this one.

This could be fake news.

Dubai is a land of opportunity. You meet very rich Asians and Europeans on the train and Africans in Baniyas. Learn to network and talk.

I made my first 500aed with valuable info talking to a Pakistani man.

You can come to Dubai if you don't have too much money...There are rooms with 300aed a month and u can share with 200aed.

This path is very hard and mentally draining BUT that's what gets you thru the door here because your employer (al bab) sees hardwork and dedication.

Other Nigerians here might see it as suffer but you are getting work done and feeding while most get stranded and waste money going back home..or overstay and get stuck with nastier jobs and rack up fines (overstay a day is 10k after 20 days grace period).

I know people buy passports for 500k and leave after years of struggle.


If you have money...you can get a freelance ID for 1.2M,this is where you can do most business and leave enter dubai as you wish.

Let me stop here.

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Bros u promised to refill movies for me after subscribing to you. How far?

Guys just leave this man and let's do our thing.

He is just after a race run...not for country.

Is food produce money??[quote author=CodeTemplar post=77095344][/quote]

CodeTemplar:
Freeze is a carnal preacher who interprets the bible like constitution.
In Mathew 23:23, Jesus clearly endorsed tithing and I wonder how Freeze manages to read carnal meaning into scriptures.

where did he endorse this in this passage...una don start?

He is no more a billionaire.

I hope u have a March copy of Forbes before you mess your self up on the internet.

Wow..u are so close

Her mom knows of course!

The bar go blind her eye for now...

SocialJustice:
If she Bleep you, you go start to respect her. She goes for less than N500k but hold close to a million for other expenses.

Pls tell me we were friends but I never noticed

I enjoy Me in other guys.

Let's hook up bro

papaejima1:
There's nothing too difficult implementing a parachute system within commercial airlines. All these excuses you hear are just what they are, excuses! And it all boils down to economy.

Now let me explain.
Every aircraft seat is already a flotation device in case of a crash into the sea. In the event of an emergency, oxygen masks automatically drop for passengers to use too. Now, to get this system to work, a parachute is installed at the bottom of the seat complete with altimeter, a beacon and barometer which automatically connect to a GPS satellite.

The plane has a cargo hold which can be modified to act as a slide ramp or escape chute.

When the emergency arises, the time passengers take to wear oxygen masks can also be used to strap on the extra shoulder harnesses that indirectly acts as seat belts. The floor is opened from within the craft to connect the cargo hold, and the external chute is opened. Each passenger slides into the hold and out the chute. The altimeter, barometer and beacon are automatically activated by the pilot from the cockpit before the evacuation.

The parachute deploys automatically at the right altitude based on GPS readings.

The passengers need not even know a thing about controlling it. They simply land safely, that's all that matters, then search and rescue home in on their beacons to locate them.

Even if they fall into the sea, the flotation devise still keeps them afloat until rescue comes.

This is just one scenario. I could give you more based on dedicated escape pods that can carry 10 persons apiece. The important thing isn't the cost, it is to save lives. The dead count no costs.

Also, the argument about height/altitude is nonsense. Aircrafts don't crash at 30,000 feet! They crash on the ground! Every aircraft must fall to a safe altitude for people to jump out before getting to the ground no matter how high it flies.

It is simple to offer it as an option, just like you do for first class and business class etc. Or A/C and Non A/C buses in road transport. Those who want can take such aircrafts, those who don't want can fly normal if they so desire.

nigeriancritic1:
Explorer did nothing. No reference on the write up except that he wrote it by heart. It is important we give credit to original writers, it is not easy to think.
I am the worst critic you can find or can find you!

I saw the reference