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chiboy11:
when i see news like this i will only say GOD bless Goodluck Johnathan, witout you this wont have been posible

And how do you bless Gej for this?

IYANGBALI:
i hope not what i am thinking

What are you thinking

Kemiii:
Someone bleep this b*tch pls

Like seriously ?

Adaure4ever:
And so what? I jammed into a romanceland guy in on monday this week in first bank, i saw a cashier staring at me, waived me to his corner and said, excuse me, Are you on nairaland? I Said yes, are you adaure4ever, I was shocked.. wow. He said he recognised me by my smile and i love smiling always..
Making friends and jamming into people is all part of social media.

So what happened next

kaziblake:
Exactly!!!
Some don't even care how you feed or pay your kids school fees.

I didn't want to comment on this thread before, because I have witnessed the rascslities of tenants to the point my dad was arrested by police for taking In a tenant selling diesel products alleged tonhave been stolen without my dad's consent. My dad is a very gentle man so is me and was trying to do things the right way but my sisters took up the matter.
Ladies are very funny o . They frustrated the mans life by waking every morning and standing infront of his room to start discussions ladened with heavy insults, then they went further to lock the water entering their flat, then they insulted the mans wife out of this world. It was the following week I learnt they packed out. Lol.

Mehnnn.. i learnt the heat in Ilorin no get rival as I type this

AlienStar:
Is It?

Yes nw

Pheals:
Jesus ! C op

Weep not my love

AlienStar:
Common Sense Is Obviously Not Common, And How Many Bank Alert Did U Receive After That.
....Creating Thread Ain't Mandatory.

Your signature is hilarious

loopman:
Please keep mute.

Let the Igbos keep spreading the narrative of more Yorubas dead. People on the ground around Mile 12, Ketu, Agiliti, Ajegunle, Owode Onirin and across the River In Isheri North knew what went down.

My brother don't mind those haters, most media houses we're instructed not to give full account of what happened, and quickly blamed it on the hausas.. na we get media nw

Know2020:
yorubas are a joke...big joke. See how they kept quiet through the attack. As Nnamdi Kanu said...yoruba can never ever escape from the grip of Hausa-Fulani. One Nigeria is their hope...if Nigeria ceases to exist, the next day, Hausa-Fulani will invade all SW. Yoruba leaders...mostly Muslims are their willing tool. They will do nothing...this incident is an example!

I feel sorry for yoruba christians...the likes of Fayose, Fani Kayode and millions of others are aware of this fact!

Lol..yorubas are different from any tribe, you never can understand them. Were you on ground to witness the fury of OPC when the fracas happened? I guess no,we used the media to cover it and blame it on the hausas. Bro once again yorubas know how they play their game

Chinwem:
Lol

Maybe it means you will be one of his wives or something like that

searchcorp:
This is exactly how it all played out.

When Obasanjo visited his community in 2005. The mother of the young lad kept rolling on the floor and crying. "My president please help me, my president please help me"

Obasanjo moved closer to her and asked "madam, do you know me?" The woman replied "yes nah, na u be my president na"

Obasanjo asked "what do you do? How can I help your business?"
The woman replied "na only one pikin I get, na hin be my business"
Obasanjo then said "give me your boy and I will make him president one day"

The woman quickly called for the boy who was playing with his peers while Obasanjo waited.

When the boy arrived, after the woman had briefed her son on everything. Obasanjo asked the boy "will you follow me?" The boy replied"I dey craze wey I no go follow you?"

And that was it. He has since been living with Obasanjo, he travels every summer with the rest of Obasanjo's younger kids.

*This is a true account, including the conversations. I made sure of writing it as it played out*

Hmm nice comedy

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Call Mrs Oni 08034441657 if you need assistance

donsheddy1:
Nice one. You sent a mail, that i did not disagree with. But the content in your mail is contradictory to why you were owing me. You can no longer afford to pay for the professional services rendered by me. All you said was i was using your internet and power to work for other people which u and i know is a lie. You even went as far as asking me to even share any money i get from outside jobs with you. I have summarized your Golden rule in a nutshell if this isn't what u wrote please quote me wrong.

There's an extent I'll talk on this issue and i'll get so angry. Please if you have my money just do the needful and let's forget any of this happened. I hope you knew that i never insulted you or any member of your household or friends. I don't even plan on fighting you not today not even tomorrow. I believe God has blessed me above all this, but you have to clear this to move forward.

Just like you never believed that your past will come knocking this day, that's how it'll be in the future when i might be the only one or any member of my family that can help savage a situation you might be in at that time.

Just like you have kids, so do i. You're the adult here so use your discretion. have a nice day sir in case u still think you want to talk to me, call or whatsapp 08031975415.

Chaii..see secrets here o, why do ppl like to owe sef without paying

mexioni:
Some of the pix are ppls choice, I just imitate them. Just like the Ralph shoe u see Iake them exactly the way they are.

OK..you mean it's possible to do that kind of shoe here?

Chinwem:
I dreamt he was wearing shirt and trouser and I was wondering why he wasn't weary his usual traditional attire because his tummy was struggling to stay in the shirt.

Weird cuz it was extremely vivid and even weirder cuz I remembered it all when I woke. Usually forget my dreams.

Anyway happy birthday to him.

Hmm...let me call Bro. Joseph for interpretation

aieromon:
https://www.nairaland.com/2576173/very-lovely-made-nigeria-shoes

Thanks bro

mexioni:
I personally love this, lovely leather and great finishing. Whatsapp or BBM pics of what you want us to make for you and we will get it done in 3days.

That is a Ralph shoe now, I don't understand how you made a Ralph shoe

Chinwem:
So weird I dreamt about him last night......... How weird is that?

What was he doing in your dreams,please expantiate

TheSpecial0ne:
what is ur Size?

41 or I can manage 42(small)

Does anyone sell men shoes here want to get one today ASAP

yilusunda:
can you come to command , ile iwe side you will for that price .. that ill be the rent only plus other fee total package will be 150k... 08028791793 08101662607

So other fees is around 60k? Haba.. that's too much

Happy birthday to you baba, may you live long to posses all your possesions.

Amen

donsheddy1:
Only one person? Take am easy o. Besides you're still to settle me remember?

Like seriously?

You have answered your question your self

Abeg I dey find job..who go employe me..

klassykute:
My Dog Wont Bear Puppies Cos She A Lesbian

for over a year now. chelsea has refused to concive even when i bought a man dog to mate with her she wont allow him access to her chamber,this has been on for over a year . just last week i took her to the vent for monthly treatment and to my gratest suprise i saw my dog trying to climb another female dog..am still in shock.. dont know if i should sell her

is the male dog younger? if yes she may not allow him to mate with her. get a good old matured male dog

Bugatie:
Bring her to my dog (Attacker) and see how she'll renounce lesbianism.
But what did you expect when you named her Chelsea

ahah.. you funny die

aflame100:
I don't believe u. Don't ask why.

it could be true I once had a dog like that, she never conceived too

refiner:
lol!...if dats wat u mean den count me out!....I prefer looking natural!....I don't need such creams or all dat u listed up dere!....and I don't need a pocket deep man!....am OK just d way I am!


fanx for ur concern tho!

Your natural looks signifies humility and honesty. #teamnautral

refiner:
as in how?

I mean like get to know you more