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Okupe is sick and urgently needs psychiatric help.

Riding in those trailers, if an accident occurs, it would only highlight their stupidity.

Is that her Mercedes Benz E-class in the background?

Mark my words: Spain and Uruguay will score more than 6 against Tahiti. Our only chance of qualifying is to beat Uruguay on thursday.

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This is by Greg Odutayo of Royal Roots.

THE MAKING OF SAKA: JUST FOR THE RECORDS

I did not want to talk about this but for the records, the character Saka was not created by any advertising agency for etisalat. Saka was created by Hafiz Oyetoro, Gbenga Windapo and myself for a Royal Roots TV series "House A-Part" as far back as 2004 and the series won best TV comedy in Nigeria as far back as 2005. Long before etisalat was in Nigeria. New seasons of the series currently run on Silverbird Television every saturday morning 10.30 - 11AM.

Also Hafiz Oyetoro as Saka with the series House A-Part only recently won the African Magic Viewers Choice Award (AMVCA) for Best Comedy in the Male category.

The advertising agency only adopted the character Saka for etisalat. They did not create the character. Just setting the record straight for prosperity...

On Hafiz, he is one of the most humble and down to earth personality in Nollywood today. Obviously one of the most talented too. So people, stop judging...

Enough said....

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Truth is religion is intrinsic and cannot be implanted in you by someone else. It's a personal thing and you are truly free when you refuse to be confused by these silly charlatans!

If you live in a glass house, don't throw stones. Funny how a villain like Asari Dokubo has now seen the light after enjoying the largesse of the GEJ-led govt. He has since lost all political relevance even amongst his own people and is actively seeking ways of boosting his ego and persona. There is some element of truth in his statements though.

Did you guys notice it's broken down? Na jack dem take hold am.

feminine A: What I still don't understand is how drugs destroy some people and the other people are just normal

Same as cigarettes. Some have smoked all their lives and still look quite healthy. People react differently to toxins, it's in our biology.

May the Good Lord who instituted the holy, Catholic, universal church forgive your ignorance and offer you castigators enlightenment!

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At the risk of sounding like a broken record, i restate my take on this whole issue:
1. The Nigerian team, as presently constituted is not even among the top 10 in Africa and we shouldn't delude ourselves any further!
2. Our national sports policy needs some re-direction. We need to FORGET ABOUT FOOTBALL FOR AT LEAST A WHOLE YEAR and focus on the so-lesser sports. You'd be amazed at how much progress we can make in sports like chess, table tennis, athletics etc given the crazy amounts spent on sponsoring football.
3. The entire team should be lined up and given 24 strokes of koboko , Amodu to receive 48!
4. Kanu is gone. He should tow Okocha's line and retire NOW!

Make no mistake about it: It won't be easy at all cos the Tunisians will definitely defend en-mass and hope tocatch us out on the breaks. But i believe we have the a bunch of players eager to make a name for themselves, particularly Ogbuke, Ikechukwu, Nsofor, Adeleye, Adebayo and the ever reliable Osaze. I'll be going with victory for Nigeria no doubt but the real battle as far as i'm concerned is in getting an outright win in Nairobi.

The sooner we sit up, the better. Imagine small Mozambique outplaying us this way. Tunisia and Kenya still lie in wait.

Aloy.Emeka, u obviously missed my point. READ AGAIN AND LETS SEE IF U CAN MAKE ANYTHING OUT OF IT! I was not impressed by the 3-0 'walloping' as u termed it cause most of the players are averagely 30 yrs.

hope say all una eye don clear now! wanting to reap without sowing. i reiterate: lets forget about football completely for 4yrs and pump in resources to the so called lesser sports and see if we wont get results! SHAME ON THE ENTIRE TEAM AND NFA. ALMOST ALL OUR COACHES ARE TECHNICALLY BEREFT AND A BUNCH OF ILLITERATES WHO CANNOT EVEN WRITE A PROPER MATCH REPORT! NO APOLOGIES.

Our grand deception continues! It is truly sad since we are not even interested in genuine youth development. My suggestion: Forget about football for a while and concentrate on the so called lesser sports like chess, tennis, badminton etc. Lets see wot ace Ndanusa has up his sleeves.

Cool. We may be able to collaborate then. Best wishes!

Cry, the beloved country. When will this madness stop?

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Chess is a classic game of strategy, invented more than 1,500 years ago in India. In the centuries since its invention, this noble game has spread to virtually every country in the world. It has also received endorsement by many educators, ranging from Benjamin Franklin to former U.S. Secretary of Education, Terrell Bell and our very own Nobel laureate Wole Soyinka. It's not just about Kings, Knights and Bishops, but rather quadrants and coordinates, thinking strategically and foreseeing consequences. It's about lines and angles, weighing options and making decisions. It’s about critical thinking. All over the world, chess is proving to be the perfect educational tool. The word is out: Chess, methodologically taught, is an incentive system sufficient to accelerate the increase of IQ in children of both sexes at all socio-economic levels.

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